Last I checked, the drummer was banging chicks so much that he thinks he has a problem. I've yet to meet an actual Bassist that had problems getting laid. The guitarist gets laid, but it's all pretty sad. He's kinda needy.

Not pictured is the piano player whose girlfriend had to get stitches inside her cooch because he broke her with his enormous dong. She was a grown-ass woman, too.

Then there's me. On Reddit. Oh well.

I keep wondering why people think bassists are some kind of hopeless chimp, but then I realized, oh, they mean metal bassists. Yeah, those guys are a write-off.