this post was submitted on
1,542 points (64% like it)
3,378 up votes 1,836 down votes

funny

subscribe2,742,387 readers

10,811 users here now


Results of the facebook poll


Reminder: Political posts are not permitted in /r/funny. Try /r/PoliticalHumor instead!


NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress. Try /r/politicalhumor instead.

  • Rage comics - Go to /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 38 comments

[–]Bawws 22 points23 points ago

GEORGIA NEXT, WE COULD PUT THESE DRUG DEALERS OUT OF BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRAFFICING FROM FLORIDA WILL STOP AND COPS CAN FOCUS ON REAL CRIMES

LIKE WHO STOLE THE HAY STRAW GUY IN THE BANANA SUIT I PUT OUT FOR MY HALLOWEEN DECORATION

SHITS NOT FUNNY

[–]I_REMOVE_COCKS 5 points6 points ago

Hey man, where from georgia, I woke up after a night of hard drinking a few weeks ago with a straw hat guy.

I will provide evidence.

[–]TheFuckingPo-lice 11 points12 points ago

What the fuck is going on here

[–]I_REMOVE_COCKS 1 point2 points ago

Nothing man, heard about some kids talking about trees earlier though, might want to go check that out.

[–]whatumeanbyliterally 2 points3 points ago

Jokes on you, I'm deaf. Your yelling does not affect me.

[–]atx_atc -2 points-1 points ago

Hey man, not sure if you're aware or not but I think you accidentally hit the caps lock key before typing that. Just a heads up!

[–]Evilmadness66 13 points14 points ago

All these puns have just gone up in smoke.

[–]BlatantConservative 16 points17 points ago

The amount of puns is too damn high

[–]Dr_Philgood 9 points10 points ago

I just hope all the states will work together and make a joint effort.

[–]crossgrain 6 points7 points ago

Weed certainly be better off.

[–]Dr_Twatson 6 points7 points ago

bong

[–]swero 1 point2 points ago

All these puns makes me wanna hit something

[–]Rainer3012 0 points1 point ago

Hopefully legalization will blaze across the nation.

[–]TomTheCaveman 3 points4 points ago

I'll be blunt and say i support this.

[–]yanniD 1 point2 points ago

its high time we got our freedom to smoke

[–]KungFooNoodle 1 point2 points ago

Totally, the government won't know we care if we all pipe down.

[–]dwheel2010 0 points1 point ago

correct, we should all bowl up and demand the right.

[–]Atomichawk 3 points4 points ago

Anybody else know about Carl azuse or whatever?

[–]Devon64327 0 points1 point ago

Mother fucking Azuz. Best part of the day in highschool was when we tuned into that man's puns. I mean penis

[–]jminuscula 1 point2 points ago

wouldn't be "wanna joint in?" more subtle and slightly funnier?

okay…

[–]jheald1 0 points1 point ago

they should just to back to (insertamusingcommentabouthowtheguysresponsibleforscreencaptionssometimesforgettodotheirjobs).

[–]gimelnus -1 points0 points ago

All right

[–]M7600 1 point2 points ago

We need to smoke out all these pun writers in that joint before the whole place goes up blazin. Pot.

[–]SpontaneousTaco 0 points1 point ago

way to be blunt about it

[–]Slaytanica55 0 points1 point ago

CNN makes the shittiest puns ever.

[–]SpontaneousTaco 1 point2 points ago

im sick of everyone hating on each other over the legalization issue. Why can't we all just get a bong?

[–]Stormdancer -1 points0 points ago

Tee hee.

[–]altification 1 point2 points ago

I'd rather have the media comfortable enough with it to make puns than so serious they'll do nothing but demonize it.

[–]fasterthanorange 0 points1 point ago

It shouldn't be either, but yes if people had to chose between your two choices I think they'd probably prefer that as well.

[–]Dark_Green_Blanket 0 points1 point ago

Has nobody used "Voters and lawmakers reach joint agreement" yet? SOMEBODY TAKE IT, IT'S FREE.

[–]lemebro -1 points0 points ago

Is it bad that I hysterically laughed at this?

[–]SarthhtraS -1 points0 points ago

Patrick says "I don't get it."

[–]Douchebox 2 points3 points ago

That one pun on CNN was better than any of the ones I've ever seen on reddit, including the completely retarded ones on this thread. A redditor telling someone to knock off the puns is the most hypocritical thing I've ever seen considering stupid puns always get upvoted.

[–]danrennt98 0 points1 point ago

At first I thought this was a Mexican pun.

[–]SteveDoesReddit 0 points1 point ago

Weed is already in the workplace. This guy was high and he's probably laughing his ass off.

[–]1_2_potato -1 points0 points ago

420 BLAZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEE IT FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

[–]inthemidnighthour 0 points1 point ago

Hahahahahahaha

[–]frankzilla8395 0 points1 point ago

very punny