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[–]jenkemboy69 50 points51 points ago

all the people died, the horse is in stable condition

[–]papagiorgion 8 points9 points ago

what a horses ass..............ZING

[–]NippyDrizzle 2 points3 points ago

Quit horsing around

[–]jasiones 3 points4 points ago

where did this accident happen? mane street?

[–]Bob3333 0 points1 point ago

I don't mean to reign on your parade, but perhaps it would behoove you to bridle your enthusiasm before saddling the thread with speculation.

[–]Purplesmurfz -1 points0 points ago

Alright, im going to stirrup the thread and rein the horse puns. I want to see some good ones, since i wont be here furlong.

[–]Z0idberg_MD 3 points4 points ago

No foolin'? I am really bummed out by this.

[–]classic__schmosby 2 points3 points ago

Driver attributed accident to lack of focus.

[–]Mamadog5 0 points1 point ago

What a tragic tail.

[–]bigpresh 13 points14 points ago

That's some serious horsepower.

[–]dubitabam 10 points11 points ago

Actually this is covered underneath the "Comprehensive" damages, or sometimes referred to as "Other Than Collision."

[–]footballer888 3 points4 points ago

True, but not all policies have comprehensive coverage. If the insured chose to save money and skip comp coverage he really is the Horse's ass.

[–]steinman17 1 point2 points ago

I can confirm this.

[–]nikkithebee 8 points9 points ago

This is almost as old as the internet!

[–]nikkithebee 2 points3 points ago

That's why I said "almost," because "almost" is such a pleasantly vague word. It makes me seem like I know what I'm talking about.

[–]d7sde 1 point2 points ago

thx ... wanted to post "older than the internet" but this would clearly have been wrong :)

[–]Mantonienn 0 points1 point ago

That's an early 2000's focus, impossible good sir.

[–]Seano23 13 points14 points ago

MINE WOULD

[–]funnywhennecessary 4 points5 points ago

In germany average insurances wouldn't cover it. They only cover listed native animals like deer or foxes. Once someone hit a bear that was coming to germany from austria, and the car owner had to pay the caused damage on his own.

[–]Jockel 7 points8 points ago

You are wrong. Average insurance does cover it. Only if you would cut down to save money like not using the advertised package but asking for a cheaper insurance you would get "nur haarwild" what you described. Or if you didn't have a teilkasko

[–]funnywhennecessary 2 points3 points ago

So I can hit whatever I want with my Vollkasko?

[–]Jockel 2 points3 points ago

As long you didn't exclude it by yourself by choosing a cheaper rate. Carinsurance plans are all the same. There is no real difference in the industry. Everyone has 100 million blanket coverage. Most of the times the only difference is the price.

[–]laughmaker_son 4 points5 points ago

You won't believe it. So I'm driving down the road and all of a sudden, horse.

[–]fish_to_the_top 2 points3 points ago

Fuckin Old Spice.

[–]timechuck 0 points1 point ago

My wife drives like a horses ass too

[–]startrekdentist 6 points7 points ago

Looks like you ran into your ex

[–]kampai12 2 points3 points ago

Looks like he ran into MY ex.

[–]juicius 2 points3 points ago

What, all I see is a horse's as... Oh... I see her now too.

[–]Fisheries_Student 4 points5 points ago

Sarah Jessica Parker is dead?

[–]Dagos 4 points5 points ago

Okay, now you are just beating a dead horse.

[–]steinman17 0 points1 point ago

It would if you had the comprehensive coverage deductible.

[–]footballer888 0 points1 point ago

A deductible is not coverage. A deductible is your self insured retention for a loss. Having a deductible is an indication of having that type of coverage in your policy, but it does not provide coverage. Not trying to be condescending, just informative.

[–]steinman17 0 points1 point ago

that's kinda what I meant...

[–]hughi94 0 points1 point ago

The fire crew are standing round it as thouhh they're about to perform some kind of ritual.

[–]SniperGX1 -1 points0 points ago

Probably depends on how much your car is worth. That car totaled wouldn't be more than $6k. They would pay it out just to keep you a paying customer and avoid spending time and money investigating it.

[–]Snakeoilsage 0 points1 point ago

Because the horse didn't want to sit in the back. DUH.

[–]SoCo_cpp 1 point2 points ago

Lindsay Lohan drunk driving again...

[–]Are_Six 0 points1 point ago

"Sorry, it looks like you don't have 'Horse-Going-Through-Your-Windshield' coverage."

[–]MKMKMK321 0 points1 point ago

i guess they wanted more horse power....

[–]VonWolfhaus 0 points1 point ago

Actually most insurance companies will cover hitting any animal provided you have Comprehensive coverage. If the horse was of value and it was your fault then you may be sued by the horse owner but that's a whole complicated other issue.

[–]Carson_eh -1 points0 points ago

My Canadian Insurance would. Twice.

[–]circuitology 2 points3 points ago

And then would apologise for the convenience.

[–]Huawr 1 point2 points ago

Butterstuff, NOOOOOO!

[–]turtle_in_trenchcoat 0 points1 point ago

Head-on collision with a Mustang.

[–]Wheniod 0 points1 point ago

Where did all those Tron people come from?

[–]MarshmallowPrincess 1 point2 points ago

Back story on this?

[–]NiggerPancakes 0 points1 point ago

I dunno, my horse is pretty well insured.

[–]No_Farting_Monster 0 points1 point ago

I guess it couldn't stand all the horsepower. Don't thank me, fuck you.

[–]hami2127 -1 points0 points ago

God, Sarah Jessica Parker has put on a lot of weight

[–]zincake 1 point2 points ago

Contact with a bird or animal is covered under Coverage D: Other-than-Collision of your PAP, if it's been written for that. Other-than-Collision usually costs about half of what Collision coverage costs, but it's pretty great since it covers most things short of "your car got hit by a nuke."

[–]twinknasty 1 point2 points ago

BUTTERCUP!!

[–]HeatherHaze 0 points1 point ago

This horse has diabetes!!!!

[–]Kingcotton7 1 point2 points ago

Collidesdales are gorgeous

[–]Ceigee 0 points1 point ago

You should have payed for the horse through your windshield insurance.

[–]hedgerows 1 point2 points ago

Actually, it is covered. That would be comprehensive coverage, though it looks like a total loss. Prepare for depreciation.

[–]dubstepdino 0 points1 point ago

Bad Sarah Jessica Parker. No more walking all alone!

[–]PurplNurpl 0 points1 point ago

This picture is older then the internet.

[–]MajorXxXRagor 0 points1 point ago

No Sarah Jessica Parker. Thaw not how you enter a car.

[–]loveNpeaceEric 0 points1 point ago

Fun fact here.... Everybody who uploaded this photo gets to the front page. How interesting.

[–]Buntlington 0 points1 point ago

it really looks like the horse was trying to weasel it's way into the car

[–]conundrum4u2 0 points1 point ago

Whoa...Nelly!

[–]ghettokhan 0 points1 point ago

anyone else felt the urge to fuck that horse in the ass? good god thats a nice fat ass.

[–]cralldaddy4 0 points1 point ago

There's a car on my horse.

[–]jenkemboy69 0 points1 point ago

i have always wanted to be the starter of a pun train, thank you all so much, seriously

[–]Rekuza78 0 points1 point ago

Go home Sarah Jessica Parker, you're drunk

[–]ShmoopsMagoo 0 points1 point ago

This picture makes me sad. Poor horse :(

[–]djboblo -3 points-2 points ago

So, you ran into Sarah Jessica Parker?

[–]MinecraftHardon 3 points4 points ago

LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL! WHY AREN'T YOU TOP COMMENT??

ALSO, PLEASE UPDATE US AFTER YOU'VE GOTTEN YOUR SHOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL!

[–]CaveExplorer -5 points-4 points ago

SARAH JESSICA PARKER LOL LOLOLOL ROFLZZZZ xDDDDD

[–]ekoorbnitram 0 points1 point ago

My dad hit a man sitting in the middle of the street. The man was drunk and the horse rolled up the hood and his ass landed inside the front window. My dad then was sued by the man for the deatj of his horse. (It was pitch black out)

[–]ShyneBox 0 points1 point ago

Sorry to hear your mom passed away