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[–]beerob81 67 points68 points ago

at first I thought "how did he get in my house and snap a pic of my dog" http://i.imgur.com/wBERf.jpg edit: accidentally deleted img

[–]tmotom 4 points5 points ago

Holy shit, it's Gurgi!!

[–]stone500 2 points3 points ago

Don't you dare make me think of that sad-ass scene, man. Don't do it!

[–]tmotom 2 points3 points ago

OH GOD DAMMIT! I WAS HAVING A GOOD DAY, YOU DICK!

[–]BurntTheToast 1 point2 points ago

Gurgi literally made me cry in that movie.

[–]tmotom 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea why that movie was my favorite as a kid... it was just so sad...

[–]3wayspeakersystem 12 points13 points ago

Yea, those dogs look all the same to me.

[–]beerob81 24 points25 points ago

[–]BlurryBlue 7 points8 points ago

What the fuck? I thought this was another pic of OP dog on OP couch.

[–]beerob81 0 points1 point ago

that's what I thought! I thought it was MY dog and MY couch!

[–]BlurryBlue 1 point2 points ago

That's NOT your dog? OR your couch?

edit: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!???

[–]BurntTheToast 5 points6 points ago

The same toy

[–]cogneuro 5 points6 points ago

Shih Tzu discrimination is a serious issue people

[–]Krafty_Koala 2 points3 points ago

Me too! Looks like an older brother to my dog. http://imgur.com/AxoAK

[–]beerob81 1 point2 points ago

twins separated at birth...or shortly after...

[–]Krafty_Koala 3 points4 points ago

Looks like you have my dogs long lost brother! http://imgur.com/7y9uh

[–]beerob81 -1 points0 points ago

[–]Krafty_Koala 1 point2 points ago

It looks like yours is a Shih Tzu as well. I'm guessing OP's is a Lhasa?

[–]J-Holm 1 point2 points ago

Don't worry they didn't. It is a fucking repost.

[–]beerob81 0 points1 point ago

whew

[–]Neckbeard-the-Pirate 1 point2 points ago

Ain't that some ShihT

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[–]Cpt_Waffle 3 points4 points ago

NO!!

[–]bozobucketeer 14 points15 points ago

Does he eat the shit he sees?

[–]Bitter_Idealist 28 points29 points ago

Like reposts? Has Max seen some shitty reposts?

[–]SelectaRx -1 points0 points ago

Yes hims have.... Oh, yes hims havvve!

[–]KungFuHamster 22 points23 points ago

[–]relaxdontdothat 8 points9 points ago

How is everyone getting their animals to sit like this????

[–]beerob81 1 point2 points ago

i literally just set him up there and he gave me a "what the fuck" look

[–]philthespace 4 points5 points ago

made me think of Ror. http://imgur.com/gallery/JyCw3

[–]rooske 2 points3 points ago

love you Ror

[–]Nolmac 1 point2 points ago

ror has seen some shit

[–]Saprano44 1 point2 points ago

I love how people still remember my post. I am still getting emails from that

[–]WideVirus 8 points9 points ago

He came to fuck bitches.

[–]FoodIsProblematic 14 points15 points ago

And pee on the carpet...and he's all out of carpets.

Edit: In case anyone was wondering about the original.

[–]abarbee 0 points1 point ago

And bitches have carpet...but he's all out of pee

[–]hoosiers26 1 point2 points ago

One never runs out of carpets, you just have to know where to look.

Down.

[–]Digimule 3 points4 points ago

Of course he has. He was probably the one who left it on the rug.

[–]The_designer_pro 2 points3 points ago

/r/gentlemanimals will find this an amusing item. Yes it exists and aparently its filled with these pics

[–]PhreaksChinstrap 3 points4 points ago

The above pic, when it was originally posted, was what started that sub-reddit. I saw it happen. Someone linked to it, it did not exist, so someone made it so.

[–]The_designer_pro 2 points3 points ago

that someone was me along with my buddy Jdk. we are the moderators of the sub-reddit. I didn't want to call out O.P for stealing because he deserves a moment to shine

[–]lastabad 2 points3 points ago

I like how you named the dog to make it seem like it wasn't a repost

[–]ihateemos 2 points3 points ago

This is a repost, the original title of this was "I dont always go to my girlfriend's house, but when i do, i take pictures of her dog" or something like that

[–]TakethatBobaFett 7 points8 points ago

[–]InvisibleSolid 3 points4 points ago

I don't even know where to start..

[–]BrownEyedGirl23 2 points3 points ago

This looks exactly like my ex-boyfriends dog. :) Except not as cute and his nickname is probably not Fucker ;)

[–]fakyou 14 points15 points ago

That got weird

[–]ilovetime 12 points13 points ago

Your username's about buttsex

[–]david-me 2 points3 points ago

Put the dog down and walk away, son !

[–]lethargicwalrus 2 points3 points ago

Fuckin' Max.

[–]iRedddit 3 points4 points ago

[–]straw_feminist -2 points-1 points ago

This enforces the oppressive male driven nature of our society by assuming that everyone with PTSD is a man. If it was a female dog, I might have upvoted this, but I'm afraid I can't. It does nothing but reinforce the rigid generalizations in our society that ultimately serve to oppress women.

[–]beerob81 0 points1 point ago

relevant name....stupid post

[–]XDeathzors -1 points0 points ago

I think that is the point.

[–]hmh006 2 points3 points ago

I'm with you man.

[–]Random_Avenger 0 points1 point ago

Or OP's dog is a male named Max and that wasn't the intention at all... I'm pretty sure OP meant "INSERT DOG'S NAME has seen some shit..."

edit: italics and stuff...

[–]XDeathzors 2 points3 points ago

I'm pretty sure straw_feminist is novelty account. That is ironically making fun of feminists. Every post straw_feminist has made is exaggerated to the point of hilarity.

If the name is any hint, straw feminist.

[–]Random_Avenger 0 points1 point ago

Well Goddamn... I thought people couldn't lie on the Internet... This one actually flew right over my head.

[–]XDeathzors 1 point2 points ago

To be fair this account is less than a day old(at the time of writing).

The term "Straw Feminist" isn't commonly known either. It'll be a while before everyone catches on.

I hope this account sticks around, because, once you understand the context, it is actually pretty hilarious.

[–]rugbybro2 1 point2 points ago

"He made me lick ALL the peanut butter, man... ALL OF IT."

[–]xbef 1 point2 points ago

... and he ate a little of it too.

[–]lethargicwalrus 0 points1 point ago

He should go get some therapy.

[–]smash_grab_job 1 point2 points ago

I feel you Max, we've all been there. The police report is filed, now all we can do is wait.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 1 point2 points ago

Drapering

[–]moving-mountains -1 points0 points ago

Some things and some stuff

[–]fuckkarma 0 points1 point ago

I don't always sit but when I do I do it well. stay chill my friends.

[–]startrekdentist 0 points1 point ago

"I dont always sit around and mind my own business, but when I do, my people think I've seen shit."

[–]satismo 0 points1 point ago

my shih tzu sits thusly as well

[–]Jett202 1 point2 points ago

repost with title "world's most interesting dog"

[–]cookymanster 0 points1 point ago

looks like he's watching the 'shit' happen

[–]AllHailLordMegatron 1 point2 points ago

"I've seen some things man, and some stuff".

[–]bosscav 1 point2 points ago

Hes seen your ass bobbing up and down in bed. Poor Max.

[–]magnetight 0 points1 point ago

Don't he know it!

[–]I_really_dont_mind -1 points0 points ago

lol @ his arm

[–]gregogree 1 point2 points ago

I dont always sit like this, but when i do..my owner takes a picture to put it on reddit.

[–]MrCance 0 points1 point ago

If Wayne Carini were a dog...

[–]awakingcell 0 points1 point ago

[–]dankfernandes 0 points1 point ago

Bruno Aleixo?

[–]Amr314 1 point2 points ago

the dog is suprisingly human...

The invasion has begun.

[–]DjDelarge 1 point2 points ago

Hey that's my friend's dog and I totally took that picture. Ill let it slide and let you harvest your karma though because it reminds me of better times

[–]Beefandpickles 1 point2 points ago

His name is not fucking max. tell them . Its BEEFIS. get it right.

[–]DjDelarge 0 points1 point ago

This girl knows what's up

[–]rgeguypic -2 points-1 points ago

I actually I took that picture at my cousins house. Ill let is slide though, I want you to remember the better times.

[–]rgeguypic 0 points1 point ago

Behind you Max!!!

[–]Potz4prez 0 points1 point ago

He's probably eaten some shit too.

[–]weitz 1 point2 points ago

He has probably eaten some too...

[–]littlemzla 0 points1 point ago

"Scruffy don't want to talk about it."

[–]ionataan 0 points1 point ago

And probably ate it

[–]dudeimhigh -1 points0 points ago

my dog is named max and sometimes sits like that. and he is a little black shih tzu.

[–]Dick_Hatred -2 points-1 points ago

Can't wait for this to become a meme for three days.

[–]redsmjw -1 points0 points ago

And the new meme "Concerned Max" was born....

[–]carlobankston 0 points1 point ago

"What choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

[–]Giantfreakinpanda 0 points1 point ago

Hey my dog has the same toy!

[–]cartisdm 0 points1 point ago

My dog has that toy! http://www.imgur.com/HCGHT.jpeg

[–]TonyDiGerolamo -1 points0 points ago

He is the most interesting dog in the world!

[–]Tom01111 0 points1 point ago

He's probably friends with Colby, that'll do things to you

[–]Bigalwiggles 0 points1 point ago

I've seen some things man... and some stuff. Wouldn't recommend it!

[–]OneCello 1 point2 points ago

This is the original post, http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/qww59/i_dont_always_go_to_my_girlfriends_house_but_when/

Which subsequently started the awesome subreddit /r/gentlemanimals

[–]Sativa-inspired 0 points1 point ago

Meme worthy.

[–]GahdayumBatman 1 point2 points ago

Not the same as Ror.

[–]Rommel79 0 points1 point ago

I laughed my ass off at this. Thank you.

[–]Soylent_Joe 1 point2 points ago

Depression hurts. Cymbalta can help.

[–]moca448 0 points1 point ago

Hehehe...he sits like a people .

[–]AnotherAnomaly 0 points1 point ago

Its gurgi!

[–]smashedit 0 points1 point ago

Combine this picture with this picture and we got the creepiest fucking dog ever.

[–]Laxmaskin 0 points1 point ago

http://imgur.com/0HrwY

The need for captions overruled me.

[–]anonymousHacker 1 point2 points ago

Oh no, they are on to us. My dog does it too!

[–]undotpro 0 points1 point ago

He is so disappointed in the man you have become.

[–]wearepog 0 points1 point ago

His glory turned into sleepless nights and trouble getting along with other dogs...but he saved that cat.

[–]Eaglezzz 0 points1 point ago

WAIT.... Is /r/aww now invading /r/funny!?!?!?!?

[–]drayam 1 point2 points ago

this will be a meme 20 mins ago

[–]sudo_grep 0 points1 point ago

I don't always sit on a couch... but when I do...

[–]GretchenWienerz 0 points1 point ago

INCOMING MEME!! DUCK!!

[–]Twitchifies 0 points1 point ago

The most interesting dog in the world

[–]jonobonbon 0 points1 point ago

He's probably the most interesting dog in the world.

[–]50kent 0 points1 point ago

I saw this like a year ago, and for a project in school Photoshopped him into the Dos Equis picture

[–]brueland 0 points1 point ago

Zach Galifianakis as a dog.

[–]nowv3 0 points1 point ago

Have Max talk to Skrilla. She's been there.

[–]happy_now_bitch 0 points1 point ago

That couch / pillow combination is eerily similar to what I used to have. You don't do your shopping on the streets of Suburban North Alabama by any chance?

[–]GirlyWhirl 0 points1 point ago

Max wants you to grab him a beer.

[–]Peachfuzz207 0 points1 point ago

He looks like an advice giver http://i.imgur.com/zJiAc.jpg

[–]Cowzrock 0 points1 point ago

"Love you Ror"

[–]EnigmaticBanana 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes I hate having a dog's name

[–]johnspips 0 points1 point ago

I have a feeling this will probably become a meme

[–]Guilty_Spark_117 0 points1 point ago

...and then Max rolled around in the shit

[–]simkessy 0 points1 point ago

"You we're there man!"

[–]BlamInYoFace 0 points1 point ago

Dog: I saw you masturbating to that video... I am very disappointed in you master.

[–]lizgger15 0 points1 point ago

NO Colby Part II!

[–]MagicDr 0 points1 point ago

Bro, this is the dog version of "The Most Interesting Man in the World". He is more like "The Most Interesting Dog in the World", but he needs to be in a classy bar setting

TLDR; More ritz, a proper title, and this dog is a karma machine

edit: and a Dos Equis in his right paw

[–]Koops238 0 points1 point ago

looks like brian

[–]palalab 0 points1 point ago

Stay frisky my friends.

[–]ThisAznbeBlazin 0 points1 point ago

He needs a flask in his paw

[–]randeir 0 points1 point ago

"He jus...he just touches himself so much." Max the dog

[–]eldruDtheWhiteWizard 0 points1 point ago

I've seen some things. And some stuff...

Wouldn't recommend it.

[–]nipnip54 0 points1 point ago

alright whats this meme gonna be called

[–]Twitchxxx 0 points1 point ago

Edith!! Tell that meathead to shut up in the kitchen!

[–]_dontreadthis 0 points1 point ago

"bitch, i said put the camera down..."

[–]Lolcoles 0 points1 point ago

And after he saw it he sniffed it and ate it.

[–]cybertron 0 points1 point ago

Strangely I have that same couch. Comfy.

[–]Cutlass76 0 points1 point ago

No dog has seen what Ror has seen.

[–]ibkiwi 0 points1 point ago

Kinda reminds me of Ron Swanson.

[–]CopJonesStickitup 0 points1 point ago

"Yeah, clean your toilet, man."

[–]crunchy240 1 point2 points ago

it looks like the worlds most interesting dog.

[–]stvns_mtthw 0 points1 point ago

I don't always see some shit, but when I do...

[–]ForeverUntoned 6 points7 points ago

I eat it.

[–]stvns_mtthw 0 points1 point ago

lol

[–]blaitarch 0 points1 point ago

Imma just gonna leave this here http://i.imgur.com/UlALJ.jpg