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[–]hafunny 290 points291 points ago

The real question here is where does a house go home

[–]bamfsalad 145 points146 points ago

Home is where the house is.

[–]dhaft88 23 points24 points ago

[–]getoffmemonkey 11 points12 points ago

Home is wherever I'm with you.

[–]herbofderpstania 5 points6 points ago

Home is wherever I go poo

[–]zaebrakk 0 points1 point ago

Home is where you pooh most comfortably

[–]firelordUK 0 points1 point ago

In that case I lived in a bush

[–]IAMAMadManScientist 0 points1 point ago

Bad Song

[–]bamfsalad 0 points1 point ago

In that case, I have many homes.

[–]msm1ssy 0 points1 point ago

Work is not my home!

Home is where I sit on the toilet comfortably and go poo

[–]IAMAMadManScientist 0 points1 point ago

Good Song

[–]donbeck 0 points1 point ago

You're my home!

[–]Have_A_Nice_Fall 49 points50 points ago

You like to see homos naked?

[–]gmsorge 11 points12 points ago

Well that don't help me none.

[–]postsinsensitively 3 points4 points ago

God damn boy

[–]papa_seeps 5 points6 points ago

guy likes to see homos naked, dont know how that helps us...

[–]crenshizzle 1 point2 points ago

Guy likes to see homos naked, I dont know how that helps me.

[–]l_franklin20 1 point2 points ago

In a work training laughing out loud at this reference!

[–]b3242 0 points1 point ago

Yes. The internet is fabulous.

[–]chillaxin007 1 point2 points ago

"If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house. Well, I was lost but now I live here. I have severely improved my predicament." -Mitch

[–]lolbacon 5 points6 points ago

Tautology is where the tautology is.

[–]Nodebunny 1 point2 points ago

Home is where you poop in peace.

[–]LeLurker 10 points11 points ago

Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital

[–]I_am_Senate 3 points4 points ago

Home is where the heart is... ON THE BUS! - Glassjaw

[–]joeyagain 0 points1 point ago

You win the Internet for the day.

[–]iVar4sale 1 point2 points ago

Anywhere?

[–]arksien 0 points1 point ago

You just made me think way harder than I should have to at this hour...

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 0 points1 point ago

How do you go home...

When you are the home?

[–]LeLurker 1 point2 points ago

Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital

[–]Bud_Lightyear 0 points1 point ago

He should scoot into the road and yell at everyone to get out of his driveway.

[–]degenererad 0 points1 point ago

Wherever it lays its hat, thats its home.

[–]Iamsqueegee 1 point2 points ago

What's it's address?

[–]LockeNCole 23 points24 points ago

127.0.0.1

[–]Dave21101 2 points3 points ago

pinging 127.0.0.1 with 1 person. Request timed out Person has become lost (100% loss)

[–]OP_Cunningham 2 points3 points ago

I don't care if the house goes home, but it can't stay here.

[–]da-sein 1 point2 points ago

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

[–]OP_Cunningham 1 point2 points ago

I don't care if the house goes home, but it can't stay here.

[–]fetchingTurtle 0 points1 point ago

October 19th

[–]master_greg 1 point2 points ago

Inside a person, of course.

[–]WastingMyYouthHere 118 points119 points ago

Before people start speculating like every time these are posted, it's not real.
Here is the artists's website: http://victorenrich.com
Specific picture: http://victorenrich.com/archives/240

[–]Fire_Man 46 points47 points ago

I'm not surprised it's fake. As a roofer that looks like a fucking nightmare to waterproof. The terrcotta tiles could easily make the vertical wall, but I don't know of any residential skylights that you could place in a well like those windows and expect them not to leak. That is assuming the roof is made out of EPDM and just disguised to look like stucco or hardiboard.

[–]Houndie 90 points91 points ago

Really? I was skeptical when THERE WAS NO ACCESSIBLE DOOR.

[–]ForgettableUsername 16 points17 points ago

There is, on the roof.

[–]Rigelface 8 points9 points ago

I interpreted it as being connected internally to one ore more of the adjacent buildings.

[–]Fire_Man 2 points3 points ago

Yeah i figured a back door at first. I mean if your going through the huge expense and effort to build a house on its side, how much more inconvenient is it to use a rear entrance.

[–]initialsdrummer 0 points1 point ago

Or that it's identical to the house adjacent to it.

[–]Ixionas 0 points1 point ago

I assumed it was part of the similar house next to it.

[–]EchoPhi 0 points1 point ago

Yeah that was the first thing i noticed, was wondering how you crawl up what looks like enclosed concrete slides (chimneys) to enter the house.

[–]PraiseBuddha 0 points1 point ago

Yet there was a welcome mat, in a placement that calmly says "Go fuck yourself."

[–]Freelance_Worrier 1 point2 points ago

I thought you had to open the hatch and crawl up one of the tunnels.

[–]pmckizzle 4 points5 points ago

yes... I understood completely...

[–]Jimbabwe 3 points4 points ago

Haha, I'm glad I'm not the only one. I worked for my dad's roofing company for 10 years. First thought was "Oh god, that lip where the wall-roof meets the roof-wall!" Water would run down the slope, pool there, then overflow down that facade. At the very least, the tiles would have to be installed backward.

[–]Lentil-Soup 1 point2 points ago

There is a gutter where they meet and the water runs out of the chimney spouts...

[–]postsinsensitively 0 points1 point ago

^ The most thrilling man on Reddit.

[–]dream6601 0 points1 point ago

That was my first thought and I'm not a roofer.

[–]itsmeipromise 2 points3 points ago

As a roofer how do you feel about the death star?

[–]Fire_Man 0 points1 point ago

I feel that any decent roofer would have been able to put a shield on the exhaust port so that proton torpedo wouldn't go down it. I would use copper because it lasts a long time.

[–]candyman420 1 point2 points ago

yeah but you don't know where this picture was taken, what if the rain goes sideways there?

[–]Wolf_Protagonist 0 points1 point ago

What about if you were to capture and filter the rainwater? Would it be doable then?

Or what about a really efficient, hidden gutter system? Just throwing ideas out there.

[–]sponz 0 points1 point ago

I bet you go and start fires in peoples attics to burn their roofs, don't you?

Don't answer that, we are onto you.

[–]inkslave 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking the same things but lacked the tech savvy to specify them. Thanks.

[–]Platypus81 0 points1 point ago

Here I thought you were a fireman. Everything I thought I knew about you is a lie!

[–]Sorry_I_Judge 2 points3 points ago

And we broke it. Yay!

Seriously though, someone remind me to go back and check it out when it's not under heavy load.

[–]lolredditor 1 point2 points ago

Go check it when it's not under heavy load.

[–]haveigotaboxforyou 1 point2 points ago

Its not under heavy load now, go check it.

[–]spriteburn 0 points1 point ago

i'll take large for €4.000 please. it's a good investment right guys?

... right?

[–]beeUnit 0 points1 point ago

50 fucking Euros for a small print? What a fucking liberty!!!

[–]JWGhetto 0 points1 point ago

maybe there being no doors is a giveaway

[–]nitefang 0 points1 point ago

I was pretty sure this was fake but people aren't complete idiots if they aren't sure in this case. Their is a geologic process called liquidfaction where buildings can basically just topple over. If the building was built properly it can look similar to this, though it would never end up rolling onto the roof.

The building doesn't always look undamaged, but it can fairly often.

[–]9001monkeys 0 points1 point ago

$4000!

[–]akpak 0 points1 point ago

Who thinks it's real? It's obviously a 'shop of the house next to it, flipped upside down.

An interesting 'shop, but really obviously "art"

[–]scrognog_gutentag 60 points61 points ago

When will someone start a /r/gohomeyouredrunk ?

[–]s-mores 29 points30 points ago

a community for 41 minutes

Apparently now.

[–]TossTime 15 points16 points ago

19 readers
119 users here now

Looks about right.

[–]Baron_Tartarus 2 points3 points ago

Just what i've always wanted. A gohomeyourdrunk reddit that will be updated once or twice a month.

[–]LerithXanatos 7 points8 points ago

ding

ding

ding ding ding

[–]poktanju 2 points3 points ago

HOOOOAAAAAA BOOM

[–]spaceturtle1 1 point2 points ago

[–]isbeingstalked 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if ironic.

[–]jsmayne 1 point2 points ago

Done

[–]ridger5 0 points1 point ago

Some time in the past hour, I'd assume.

[–]greggersraymer 51 points52 points ago

The originality and creativity of the title of this post are just amazing.

[–]antonivs 46 points47 points ago

Go home, comment. You're sober.

[–]schniggens 14 points15 points ago

I wonder what kind of home a house would live in.

[–]jake55555 23 points24 points ago

We must go deeper.

[–]jb0nd38372 1 point2 points ago

My ex wife always use to say that, it all makes sense now.

[–]TheChosenOne013 14 points15 points ago

Twist: they live in people.

[–]TheJokeTerminator 4 points5 points ago

Home is where the heart is.

[–]doublechucklehaha 2 points3 points ago

Probably a single family studio or something.

[–]lamonifin 0 points1 point ago

The... Earth...?

[–]Carpe_Dragon 0 points1 point ago

John Malcovich.

[–]suppermick 0 points1 point ago

houseception

[–]propelol 1 point2 points ago

A home lives on the streets.

[–]whtshername 1 point2 points ago

house lives in an appartment in new jersey

[–]nimbusnacho 0 points1 point ago

People. They live in people.

[–]ForeverUntoned 7 points8 points ago

Alien gibberish (translated) Successful landing home planet, krrk. Ship disguised as puny residence, krrk. Now commencing WORLD DOMINATION!!!, krrk.

[–]balanceofpower 1 point2 points ago

Speaking of aliens, the house kind of reminds me of Zoidberg.

[–]laikasghost 18 points19 points ago

OP, take this title and stick it up your ass.

[–]dylantrevor 3 points4 points ago

Go home joke, you're old.

[–]PantWraith 3 points4 points ago

Guys, guys, I'm fine; I just need to lay down for a bit.

[–]llII 3 points4 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
How does one get in there? 120coms 870pts 8mos WTF
One is not like the others 158coms 1290pts 5mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Trainbow 1 point2 points ago

It would be smart though, i mean, the sun isn't comming fromt he street

[–]kinguzumaki 0 points1 point ago

Somebody needs to get started on designing random houses and buildings like this so they just kind of pop up around the country with no kind of pattern. That would be amazing to just be walking around a suburban/urban street and you look to the left to go "Hmm....something isn't right about this house but, I can't qui--OMFG IT'S ON ITS SIDE HRRRRNNNNGGGHHHH!!!"

[–]deadphishcheez4 2 points3 points ago

Mad-eye moody fucked up the spell to get into the order of the phoenix's hideout.

[–]RedCobra177 2 points3 points ago

[–]xStealthClown 2 points3 points ago

If I have to read a "Go home, xxx. You're drunk" title one more time, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.

Edit: Grammar

[–]coyote1284 0 points1 point ago

Challenge accepted.

(lose) (He edited it.)

[–]exziel 2 points3 points ago

I expected Hugh Laurie. I am disappointed.

[–]tailOfTheWhale 1 point2 points ago

Oh wow another reposted picture of something that was already famous by someone with a vulgar name in all caps, I haven't seem this before with POTATOE_IN_MY_ANUS or NSFW_PORN_ONLY, shit is getting corny and old

[–]Redston3r 0 points1 point ago

Downvoted title is cancer and post is unfunny

[–]themoshref 2 points3 points ago

bummer it isn't real.dudes a good photoshopper though.kudos

[–]eatelectricity 2 points3 points ago

Looks like it got roofied.

[–]jetalone -1 points0 points ago

Spent way too long looking for the horse before rereading title and feeling like an idiot.

[–]fapswhiledriving 3 points4 points ago

Get your shit together house.

[–]fromITroom 4 points5 points ago

go home, house?

go home, house?

GO HOME, HOUSE?

I think there is something wrong in your title that I can't get over.

[–]greginnj 4 points5 points ago

[–]osoroco 0 points1 point ago

a house is not necessarily a home

[–]draivaden 0 points1 point ago

Go back to your house, Holmes, you're inebriated on cocaine.

[–]dddane 2 points3 points ago

Well, atleast you waited 5 months.

However, here you go:

title comnts points age /r/
How does one get in there? 120coms 870pts 8mos WTF
One is not like the others 158coms 1290pts 5mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]_____k 0 points1 point ago

"Waited" five months? How sad is it that you're on this site SO MUCH that your first reaction was that OP saw the image five months ago, remembered it, and deliberately re-posted it five months later.

[–]squidbreath 2 points3 points ago

I just spent a full minute looking for a horse and didn't even notice the house.

It's early and I haven't had coffee.

[–]agoldmine 1 point2 points ago

If you look at the chimneys they look like little rockets. Now imagine takeoff.

[–]ncstatecamp 0 points1 point ago

But... Wait.... It is home.... But it needs to go house.... Shit I went cross eyed

[–]Destra 0 points1 point ago

But- but the house is home as it IS a home.

[–]kat34 0 points1 point ago

But how does a house go home? That concept just hurt my brain.

[–]VjRedditAUS2 0 points1 point ago

A bit tipsy...

I am a bad person.

[–]yupumad 1 point2 points ago

Aww but it's just napping.

[–]whovious 1 point2 points ago

Go house, home, drunk you're

[–]dudes_guy 0 points1 point ago

How do you get in

[–]felixjmorgan 0 points1 point ago

Home is where the house is.

[–]snail-gorski -1 points0 points ago

You had one job!

[–]EdgHG 0 points1 point ago

Seems ironic to tell a house to go home.

[–]Heh_Heh_Heh 0 points1 point ago

Australia?

[–]VirogenicFawn21 0 points1 point ago

... Wut?

[–]BombadeerStudios 0 points1 point ago

When I first read the title, I for some reason read it as 'horse'. I then clicked the picture, and spent a good 15-20 seconds thoroughly looking through the picture for the invisible horse, including this crazy wtf house, without my brain noticing that the house was like that.

[–]fr4ncium 0 points1 point ago

Mrs Piggle-Wiggle's house!

[–]notmike11 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting a picture of Gregory House and a snappy retort. I was only moderately disappointed.

[–]MacGyver1 1 point2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
How does one get in there? 120coms 870pts 8mos WTF
One is not like the others 158coms 1290pts 5mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Zombie_Squid -1 points0 points ago

Made in Britain.

[–]Furah 0 points1 point ago

If only I had a lot of money, and an empty lot in which to build it.

[–]misohonei1968 1 point2 points ago

the more of these" Your drunk" posts, themore I believe they are extremely idiotic and more stupid then funny 8/

[–]HollowJohn 0 points1 point ago

Test comment, please ignore.

[–]reidspeed 0 points1 point ago

HOOUUUSE!!!!

[–]gnetic 0 points1 point ago

I was looking for a 'horse' :(

[–]battlebattlehooah 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for user name alone.

[–]uv_searching 1 point2 points ago

That's fucking amazing!

[–]bctattler-is-angry 0 points1 point ago

That looks inconvenient.

[–]Mr_Senator666 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one around here that thinks these go home you are drunk posts are not funny?

[–]Rayko74 -1 points0 points ago

best.photo.title.ever.

[–]CONTROLLOL -1 points0 points ago

This isn't even good photoshop.

[–]GuardianSoldier 0 points1 point ago

I dont even want to think about how that makes sense.

[–]heyhey204 0 points1 point ago

if you look closesly you can actually see that the house is meant to be build like that!

[–]withholdthelaughing 0 points1 point ago

Quite clearly photoshopped. The shadow lines are not consistent.

[–]heyhey204 0 points1 point ago

if you look closely you can actually see that the house is meant to be build like that!

[–]filladellfea 0 points1 point ago

but i am home...

[–]SquidLoaf 0 points1 point ago

I hope they aren't using those chimneys. They'd be at serious risk of carbon monoxide poisoning.

Source: Certified chimney sweep.

[–]Scipio_Africanus 0 points1 point ago

Is this real life?

[–]ninjajake1499 1 point2 points ago

Go home joke, you're old.

[–]BoldAsLove1 0 points1 point ago

I just spent 60 seconds trying to find the horse. Maybe I'm drunk and should go home.

[–]eatelectricity 1 point2 points ago

Looks like it got roofied.

[–]themoshref 0 points1 point ago

i hope the insides are also turned all around sideways. i hate seeing a house on the outside that is upside down or sideways but the inside is normal. its like the builder quit trying or gave up in favor of functionality.anyone got an inside shot of this house?

[–]large-farva 0 points1 point ago

where... where does the penis go?

[–]Fishbone07 0 points1 point ago

Where the hell is the door?

I think the house can be entered, if you jumped out of a helicopter.

[–]PotatoDonki 0 points1 point ago

Where does a house live?

[–]Crunketh 0 points1 point ago

With the way r/wtf is now, im surprised it wasn't posted over there

[–]haiku_robot 3 points4 points ago

With the way r/wtf is 
now, im surprised it wasn't 
posted over there

[–]stvns_mtthw 0 points1 point ago

I wonder what it looks like inside?

[–]Bartowsky 0 points1 point ago

Bet it swears to drunk it aint God neither.

[–]eamantite 0 points1 point ago

lerlelellelelhuehuehuehue

[–]CapnCrayg -1 points0 points ago

Is there any way to make people stop using this title and start thinking of something more original? This is getting very old very quickly.

[–]The_Bangs 0 points1 point ago

I'm jus' a lil buzzzed.

[–]racedriver 0 points1 point ago

Go home to James Wilson!

[–]jacobaker 0 points1 point ago

inception'd

[–]phat8me 0 points1 point ago

Haha you can see Dorothy's red slippers!

[–]kngus 1 point2 points ago

Finally, one that made me laugh!

[–]Teal_Turtle 1 point2 points ago

Not gonna lie, I was half expecting a passed out Hugh Laurie.

[–]Uncle_Gus 0 points1 point ago

Art installation or photoshop? Either way, the artism is high in this picture.

[–]oncie 0 points1 point ago

you had ONE JOB!

[–]captainkenzie 0 points1 point ago

Miss piggle wiggle anyone???

[–]thatlookslikemydog 0 points1 point ago

No big deal. I do this all the time when I play Monopoly.

[–]duchovny -1 points0 points ago

Downvoted for the cliche title.

[–]kevin001111 0 points1 point ago

how the fuck do you get into that house?

[–]321_liftoff 0 points1 point ago

...How do you enter?

[–]RoadToSerfdom -1 points0 points ago

Modern architecture can be drunk ugly.