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How I feel seeing "redditor for 12 months" but not seeing a cake next to my name (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Space_Ninja 90 points91 points ago

Oops, did I take the last piece? Better luck next year.

[–]Robojot 61 points62 points ago

nah bro, i got a piece too. its okay

[–]kronak09 42 points43 points ago

Well hello there!

[–]thedeadhipster[S] 38 points39 points ago

Ok, but... I'll set the building on fire

[–]aces613 10 points11 points ago

Pass the cake Milton

[–]thedeadhipster[S] 10 points11 points ago

Actually, it's Milton.

This is Melvin

[–]shawncplus 1 point2 points ago

I have no idea what the mother fuck I just watched but I want my time back. I want my innocence back, you took it from me.

[–]MetaX24 7 points8 points ago

Very subtle edit, there.

[–]aces613 2 points3 points ago

Like a comment ninja

[–]Ikit-Klaw 0 points1 point ago

you will see your cake in 3 days.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Dead people don't have birthdays.

[–]whalecat 5 points6 points ago

got mine right here.

[–]Fa1coLombardi 26 points27 points ago

Redditor since:2011-11-17

RES says the date.

[–]KizzyKid 21 points22 points ago

I hovered over it, says it's 16th November... either way it'll be a couple days yet

[–]SilusClavin 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, sure, you wait patiently, then "poof!", no more cake left. Its all about the ration of people to cake.

[–]thedeadhipster[S] 10 points11 points ago

Damn, I should really get around to downloading that. Is there anything RES can't do?

... Oh yeah, fellatio. It can't perform fellatio.

Edit: ... Yet.

[–]thisbecharlie 6 points7 points ago

i hear its in the next update

[–]thedeadhipster[S] 1 point2 points ago

A look ahead at Reddit users on that day

[–]3Eyes 6 points7 points ago

You've been redditing for a year without RES? You poor soul...

[–]kronak09 0 points1 point ago

My custom corporate build of Chrome doesn't allow me to install extensions.

I don't miss RES nearly as much as I miss Adblock.

[–]TeamFluff 3 points4 points ago

RES Feature Request: fellatio.

[–]kameljoe -3 points-2 points ago

logged in on school computer to upvote you, sir.

[–]BumCum 1 point2 points ago

Its not even weird for you login.

I would like to see the network admin's face when they see my login.

[–]Moonstrife 0 points1 point ago

Oh, you bastard...

[–]not_legally_rape 0 points1 point ago

Hah, thedeadhipster has to wait until Saturday.

COME THURSDAY, THE KARMA WILL BE MINE! I WILL RULE THE INTERNET!

[–]cyypherr 0 points1 point ago

What is RES?

[–]SubDtep 1 point2 points ago

I like how people just downvoted you instead of answering. It's "reddit enhancement suite" and it's pretty dandy.

[–]cyypherr 0 points1 point ago

I know. Geez...Thanks for this.

[–]totalBS 6 points7 points ago

Hover over the 12 months and it says you joined Reddit on November 16 at 21:16:13 2011 UTC. You still got a few days

[–]thedeadhipster[S] 0 points1 point ago

Another RES user... That's it, I'm downloading it right NOW

[–]totalBS 1 point2 points ago

Actually, I don't use RES (I find there's too much going on). Go to your user page and hover over the 12 months. Works with normal Reddit. This also works on every post and comment, just hover over the time and it will tell the exact time it was posted. Like how you just replied at 18:27:52 UTC. Observe

[–]thedeadhipster[S] -3 points-2 points ago

TIL

[–]CorpWarrior24 0 points1 point ago

Your error was failing to post as a gif.

[–]Diagonaldog 6 points7 points ago

That asian chick is the biggest bitch in the world. Like really? You're just not gonna pass it? I'm surprised he didn't murder her in a post credits scene.

[–]thedeadhipster[S] 1 point2 points ago

I think he locked her in the office when he burnt it down... At least that's how I'd envision it haha

[–]foil-time 3 points4 points ago

You have created a new category of pre-cakeday karma.

[–]thedeadhipster[S] 2 points3 points ago

Achievement Unlocked

[–]braceforimpact 1 point2 points ago

Ill have been here for 2 years soon!

[–]Evilmadness66 5 points6 points ago

Keep the cake I want a stapler

[–]FemFapAlt 0 points1 point ago

That is indeed true pain. Way to play it well.

[–]thedeadhipster[S] -1 points0 points ago

Apparently I find out the actual day with RES, which isn't for another couple days. I still have time to make a great cake day post! Which is good because I really don't want to do a repost

[–]Tuskuul 0 points1 point ago

don't feel bad, i missed my first cakeday too =(

[–]blaisetheginger 1 point2 points ago

I never saw my cake when it was my cake day. One day I suddenly had the one-year-club trophy and no cake.

[–]thedeadhipster[S] -1 points0 points ago

As GlaDOS always says...

[–]captcha_fail 2 points3 points ago

I have missed cake day 3 times now.

[–]godgoo 2 points3 points ago

Man that guy's versatile; only just realised he's the guy in justified and boardwalk empire.

[–]tracerbullet__pi 0 points1 point ago

he's in dodgeball too, right?

[–]777-300ER 1 point2 points ago

Cakes are just too mainstream for you.

[–]thedeadhipster[S] 1 point2 points ago

It would make sense that a hipster, even a dead one, would refuse cake if it meant everyone would get one... Reddit has become self-aware

[–]issiebear 1 point2 points ago

i feel dat

[–]italian_gurl 1 point2 points ago

Anything related to this movie I up vote.

[–]Onepush 1 point2 points ago

I went on just recently ON the day it said, and had no cake :| And I got no sympathy karma :(

[–]mmmorgan 1 point2 points ago

This scene made me irrationally angry. That bitch.

[–]Mange-Tout 0 points1 point ago

I missed my cake day, which is one of the reasons why I only have a lousy 312 link karma.

[–]Provenzer0 1 point2 points ago

You still have 3 days to go.

[–]Omnighost 0 points1 point ago

Mine's been saying 11 months for over 3 weeks now...

[–]themacman2 1 point2 points ago

Hey, whats happening? Ya sooo your three days early so I'm just going to have to go ahead and down vote you, ok? thanks a bunch!

[–]jazzyfilly04[!] 0 points1 point ago

Wait two more days!

http://www.redditcakeday.com/index.php?username=thedeadhipster

[–]I_am_not_angry 0 points1 point ago

2011-11-16

[–]Esuma 0 points1 point ago

What show is this from?

[–]Cheekiestfellow 0 points1 point ago

This post just made me realize I missed my cake day :(

[–]robobean 0 points1 point ago

http://www.redditcakeday.com/

[–]Fenton3030 0 points1 point ago

That's one of my favorite parts of that movie

[–]duchovny 0 points1 point ago

No.

[–]simon_C 0 points1 point ago

Aaand... i look at my account. "Redditor for 12 months..."

great.... I missed mine too.

[–]nekowolf 0 points1 point ago

Please don't burn reddit down.

[–]LordXenu40 0 points1 point ago

That is because your cakeday is on the 16th

http://www.redditcakeday.com/index.php?username=thedeadhipster

[–]rufos_adventure 0 points1 point ago

been coming here for a long time, registered a couple years ago, never seen a cake....

[–]Lolcat1945 0 points1 point ago

cake?

[–]etherama1 1 point2 points ago

Shit. me too. did i miss it?

[–]thedeadhipster[S] 1 point2 points ago

RES apparently tells you the actual date. My cake day isn't for a couple days apparently. There could still be time for you too!

[–]etherama1 2 points3 points ago

oh yeah. I'm on the 18th. look at that.

[–]thedeadhipster[S] 1 point2 points ago

Sweet. We both have a couple days to come up with something original, but then procrastinate and end up posting a repost of "My favorite gif of all time"... Let's not be those people haha

[–]etherama1 1 point2 points ago

Original? on a cake day? are you mad?

[–]Ref101010 1 point2 points ago

"Redditor since: 2011-11-18"

[–]cassancellor -2 points-1 points ago

That is so sad.

[–]IAmAtomato -2 points-1 points ago

Story taim!!

So my family does not have internet, save the internet on our phones <- Sexy back-story. Anyways, so a few months back I was messing around on the Reddits (or viewing porn, can't remember), and my touch screen stops working.. I mean completely stops working. Nothing worked and I was out of a phone, and thusly, internet.

Now fast forward several months.. My dad switches over to a different cellphone provider and gives me his old phone. It's 4G, I mildly (jk, buckets of semen were involved) was excited. First thing I do? Reddit, no shit. I check my profile, and guess what I see? "Redditor for 1 year".. I missed my once-a-year opportunity for massive karma whoring potential.

FIN.

[–]insurgi -2 points-1 points ago

Hahahaha awwwww this is great