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[–]lets_do_crack 34 points35 points ago

He brings great honor to his family.

[–]monstermoncher 14 points15 points ago

He will bring honor to us all

[–]ticklishcage 10 points11 points ago

[–]jiiiveturkay 7 points8 points ago

It's Glenn and T-dawg! He lives!!!

[–]kikenazz 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for ruining it

[–]thaFalkon -2 points-1 points ago

Your fault for not seeing the episode when it actually aired.

[–]DasGinger420 0 points1 point ago

no go fuck yourself

[–]WyrdNyrd 0 points1 point ago

Prequel to Rush Hour

[–]arctic92 0 points1 point ago

I see you're part of the asian community in Los Angeles.

[–]heyyouwtf 5 points6 points ago

Asian dad is angry, "You got the D, why not A?"

[–]chursh 3 points4 points ago

Is that dude in the left trying to take a picture of that chick's crotch?

[–]CryoGuy 5 points6 points ago

Yeah. So?

[–]simplejack0113 -1 points0 points ago

he's a player

[–]amyneko -1 points0 points ago

Is he actually inside of her? >.>

[–]antilock 2 points3 points ago

I'm not sure if he even knows

[–]td_cbcs -1 points0 points ago

Dude, the black guy was my roommate.

[–]Horny_Troll -1 points0 points ago

nah, all blacks look the same

[–]mountaincyclops 0 points1 point ago

Pics or it didn't happen.

[–]Isonica -1 points0 points ago

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to smack a bitch?!

[–]rbcoolie -1 points0 points ago

"I came here to fuck bitches."

[–]Storm38 -1 points0 points ago

What's the yellow stain on his shoulder or is that just the lighting?

[–]Horny_Troll -1 points0 points ago

is his sweat

[–]calumfowler -1 points0 points ago

Butt sex.

[–]n3v3r_3n0u9h 0 points1 point ago

Room full of Asians & 1 black guy.

[–]it_will_burn 0 points1 point ago

First Day Club Kid

[–]mindsfa -2 points-1 points ago

I think the guy in the black should trade places with the guy in the blue... I mean how cute would that couple be.

[–]alienbringer 0 points1 point ago

Which guy in the black? The asian or the black guy?

[–]zap1000x -1 points0 points ago

Guy in the black should switch with the Girl in the black. Whole new kind of cute couple!

[–]zragequitz 0 points1 point ago

There are no brakes on the rape Train

[–]RadicalDreamer89 -2 points-1 points ago

Yep, I think we've got penetration there folks.