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[–]JoshAndArielle 22 points23 points ago

Hey baby, I put the semen in... amusement.

[–]prefersdownvotes 15 points16 points ago

i put the semen in...your mom

[–]cTrillz 1 point2 points ago

It put the semen on its skin. PUT THE FUCKING SEMEN ON THE SKIN!

[–]2_much_Flow 32 points33 points ago

Fully Air Conditioned-lol

[–]fieroturbo -3 points-2 points ago

I literally peed in my pants from laughing when I saw that.

[–]Flyentologist 9 points10 points ago

You literally didn't.

[–]FlyingPasta 5 points6 points ago

You don't know that.

[–]skeezo 1 point2 points ago

Can you "Fly" people stop bickering for once?

[–]shinthemighty 7 points8 points ago

this has changed my life forever

[–]thedeadhipster 1 point2 points ago

First partyboob, and now this!

[–]josh5180 15 points16 points ago

Didn't see that coming.

[–]ghostbutlers 1 point2 points ago

I disagree; I thought there was a big build-up before this photo was released.

[–]fieroturbo 2 points3 points ago

Jizzed incase no one noticed, this is a pun thread.

[–]TheGreatTesticle 5 points6 points ago

Stretching that far for puns really testicles my patience.

[–]Flipperbw 1 point2 points ago

don't give him the shaft like that

[–]TheGreatTesticle 1 point2 points ago

Sorry. I get a bit teste when it comes to pun threads.

[–]bamfsalad[!] 1 point2 points ago

You've got balls, kid.

[–]craniumonempty 0 points1 point ago

No bones about it.

[–]Sunslap 6 points7 points ago

How has this never occurred to me before!?

[–]lisabadcat 4 points5 points ago

I'm pretty sure they spend a week on this in high school english classes around the country. Were you not paying attention?

[–]ladiesman_217 2 points3 points ago

Well it's not like they have advertisements for it everywhere

[–]Toneth 0 points1 point ago

Commercials have an all new meaning to me now. Thank you.

[–]Naked_Drummer 8 points9 points ago

aberystwyth?

[–]bond2kuk 1 point2 points ago

Yep, that was a fun week.

[–]Dubrider 1 point2 points ago

I was going to say! I only know of one shitty semen pier

[–]TMorston 1 point2 points ago

ironically, the club that is (was?) inside that place probably does have large amounts of semen soaked into every surface. literally one of the scummiest places i've ever been

[–]deathjack059 -1 points0 points ago

Can't Unsee

[–]juxtaposition21 0 points1 point ago

It's hard to find fully air conditioned semen these days

[–]Kaziticus 2 points3 points ago

I was trying to type basement in an mmo once, and it kept getting censored. I was totally thrown off, until I looked at it, piece by piece.

[–]Flipperbw 1 point2 points ago

that is a pretty terrible censorship algorithm

[–]shillbert 0 points1 point ago

I bet it doesn't even let you type Scunthorpe.

[–]_Gingy 0 points1 point ago

and remember kids you can't spell funeral without fun or manslaughter without laughter. :D

[–]bringerofjustus 2 points3 points ago

same goes for basement

[–]Lecides 0 points1 point ago

You can't spell amusement without USE ME

[–]AHawtPankPwny 0 points1 point ago

Fully air conditioned semen is the best...

[–]pighalf 0 points1 point ago

One should wait at least 9 months before re-posting something. Alternatively you should post in fb..

[–]RoadToSerfdom 2 points3 points ago

Lesbians are not amused.

[–]adebree 1 point2 points ago

Brighton?

[–]comune 5 points6 points ago

Nope, Aberystwyth.

[–]plopliar 2 points3 points ago

aberstaiuhuaouhug?

[–]SgtChancey -2 points-1 points ago

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

[–]felicityrc -1 points0 points ago

u, me, and semen

[–]mornal -1 points0 points ago

[–]Boon_saints -1 points0 points ago

God dammit Jim.

[–]NanniLP 0 points1 point ago

Ah, a Semen Emporium on the Pier.

[–]redditat-tat -1 points0 points ago

TRUE!

[–]EvilThe13th -1 points0 points ago

Good, air-conditioned semen is hard to cum by these days.

[–]mvincent17781 -1 points0 points ago

Air conditioned, you say? At least it will stay in working condition.

[–]meganpo -1 points0 points ago

AmusementS*

[–]cheeseymayo -1 points0 points ago

You would a pier to be correct.

[–]verstand 0 points1 point ago

It also has "use me". So. Think of a joke and get back to me.

[–]Atori_XD -1 points0 points ago

Even though this is funny and all I feel like I'm the only person who thinks "Why don't they just turn off the sign?" whenever I see this type of thing.

[–]THECANADIANBULL -1 points0 points ago

my semen is not air conditioned

[–]paintedstarfish 0 points1 point ago

To be honest, that about sums up everything inside the pier.

[–]JackNightmare 0 points1 point ago

TIL

[–]axerge 0 points1 point ago

Well...at least it's air conditioned.

[–]saguy89 0 points1 point ago

anus?

[–]whatumeanbyliterally -3 points-2 points ago

Air conditioned semen?!?!

That's awesome because semen is always warm.....I mean....So I have heard....