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Stats | Transfers | Records | Highlights

Fixtures | match streams

Date Comp Opponent Time
17 Nov Liga Zaragoza 20:00 / 14:00
20 Nov UCL Spartak (a) 18:00 / 12:00
25 Nov Liga Levante (a) 21:00 / 15:00
28 Nov Copa Alavés 21:30 / 15:30

*Start times CET / EST

Results | download matches | highlights

Date Comp Opponent Result
30 Oct Copa Alaves (a) W 0-3
3 Nov Liga Celta W 3-1
7 Nov UCL Celtic (a) L 2-1
11 Nov Liga Mallorca (a) W 2-4

Full Table | liga stats

Pos Club GP GD Pts
1 Barcelona 11 22 31
2 A.Madrid 11 13 28
3 R.Madrid 11 19 23
4 Betis 11 1 19

Group G | all groups

Pos Club GP GD Pts
1 Barcelona 4 3 9
2 Celtic 4 1 7
3 Benfica 4 -1 4
4 Spartak 4 -3 3

Injuries

Pos Player Injury Date Est. Duration
Def Puyol Elbow 2 Oct <8 weeks
Def Adriano Thigh 3 Nov 3 weeks
Mid Thiago MCL 30 Sep 8 weeks
Att Cuenca Meniscus 31 May 6 months
Def Muniesa ACL 31 Jul 6 months
Def Abidal Liver 11 Apr unknown

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[–]reese_ridley 42 points43 points ago

WATCH WHERE YOU'RE POINTING THAT GUN, JESUS CHRIST

[–]fareswheel65 27 points28 points ago

Says every barca fan ever

[–]Toc_a_Somaten 6 points7 points ago

Says every football fan ever

[–]bricebru22 0 points1 point ago

Says every decent person ever

[–]invisibleone 10 points11 points ago

This picture scares the bejeesus out of me!

[–]maryjwana 8 points9 points ago

Did anyone see the video? The rest of the Argentina squad was left alone while he was personally escorted (by 3-4 men) out of the airport. I hope he doesn't play the full 90 minutes since it's just a friendly. Almost every major player has dropped out of playing the upcoming friendlies citing one excuse or another.

[–]vganguly 11 points12 points ago

Messi? Not playing 90 minutes? Good luck with that.

[–]Hedegaard 3 points4 points ago

he has a record to break... would be a good 4-5 goals to get ;) but yeah he will most likely get 45 mins tops like last friendly.

[–]jklz 0 points1 point ago

Friendlies don't count for his record, do they?

[–]Hedegaard 0 points1 point ago

They do.

[–]jklz 0 points1 point ago

Oh ok. That's weird, because Pele scored a ton more goals in friendlies that don't count for his record. I guess those were friendlies for Santos though, not for Brazil.

[–]Hedegaard 0 points1 point ago

two different types of records though;

goals in a calendar year and then goals in a season.

[–]jklz 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I meant his goals in a calender year record.

[–]roman_candle 19 points20 points ago

[–]goodgnu 6 points7 points ago

haha! Which episode is that from?

[–]Epsilon76 3 points4 points ago

The one where May and Jeremy race Hammond to the North Pole, the former in an SUV and the latter on a dogsled.

I think.

[–]hopatista 1 point2 points ago

what show is this?

[–]roman_candle 2 points3 points ago

Top Gear

[–]shadasey 6 points7 points ago

"mark it zero!"

[–]Reddit_Dynasty 2 points3 points ago

OVER THE LINE!

[–]pakimon 5 points6 points ago

His reaction is priceless.

[–]porkchameleon 4 points5 points ago

Ha!

Ever had a gun pointed at you? :D

[–]bravogrande 5 points6 points ago

Is he being escorted or taken hostage?

[–]Hedegaard 5 points6 points ago

A bit of column A and a bit of column B ...

[–]Faisal6z 3 points4 points ago

Actually that's in Riyadh not Jeddah. Here's the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFKw2mZk36s&feature=share

[–]xBarDown 1 point2 points ago

x-post this into r/soccer, they will surely get a kick out of this.

[–]vganguly 2 points3 points ago

/r/soccer has a no image policy. And thank god for that.

[–]xBarDown 2 points3 points ago

Sorry, didn't know that. My bad.

[–]kezorN 1 point2 points ago

I just failed at that. Posted the picture above. Totally forgot about the no-images policy. And so I received a downvote :(

[–]Vazkez 1 point2 points ago

There's messi, quick lets build a human fort with guns around him.