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[–]alienbringer 4 points5 points ago

To be fair tape worms would make you loose weight w/o needing to diet. But then you know you would have tape worms...

[–]skittles762 3 points4 points ago

Iver Johnson made some rather poor quality revolvers.

[–]SweetBabyJesusOnFire 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, but compared to the $6 revolvers you get nowadays...they'll do ya in a pinch.

[–]infinitee775 2 points3 points ago

soo....is it always illegal to kill a woman?

[–]DrHemroid 0 points1 point ago

Cocaine: For sale by all druggists

[–]Squidfish[!] 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen cola marketed like snake oil. "makes your baby fit in!"

[–]iato19459 1 point2 points ago

I did not find those inappropriate.

[–]thelastknowngod 0 points1 point ago

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for xmas. She said she wanted a vacuum. We just bought a Hoover last night.

[–]Salve_Lilac 0 points1 point ago

One Christmas my dad got my mom two presents: pearl earrings and an iron. She returned the pearl earrings. She cried with joy when she opened iron.

[–]iwishyouweredead 0 points1 point ago

09 of 11 "Papa says it wont hurt us."

[–]marxychick1 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of those "douche with Lysol" or "cure gonorrhea with Listerine" ads. shudder

[–]iLuVtiffany 0 points1 point ago

Now I know what to get the girlfriend on Christmas. Thanks Hoover. ;)

[–]YouHaveToBlameGantz 0 points1 point ago

Actually cocaine does relieves the tooth pain (and other kinds of pain too).

[–]KCDale -1 points0 points ago

It better be a fucking Dyson.

[–]reverb101 0 points1 point ago

it says completely safe and then it says accidental discharge possible? mindfucked.

[–]EdenSummer -1 points0 points ago

I think what you meant was "politically incorrect" not inappropriate ... still funny... perhaps more accurately r/facepalm edit: Im new so dont hate me if I get the subs wrong

[–]Bogey_Kingston -2 points-1 points ago

Probably a good reason why Iver Johnson is no longer in business..