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[–]Deathmoose 31 points32 points ago

What I hear when I look at the second picture: Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.

[–]danamos 2 points3 points ago

You have selected Microsoft Sam as your body's default voice.

[–]TheVileReich 2 points3 points ago

Totally read that in a robotic voice.

[–]why_a_duck 313 points314 points ago

[–]TheYoungLiar 34 points35 points ago

SISSY GIRL!

[–]BeavMcloud 44 points45 points ago

It's in the bone! It's in the bone!!!

[–]KookyGuy 103 points104 points ago

[–]AnonTheTerrible 54 points55 points ago

I'm no artist of photoshop, but if one were to recreate a scene from Gangnam Style using this gif, they would most likely receive very large amounts of karma.

[–]bongo1138 17 points18 points ago

Stop it. Don't encourage them.

[–]RightClickSaveWorld 7 points8 points ago

I'm not sure what you're asking, but I made this.

High Quality

Medium Quality

Low Quality (Under 1 MB)

[–]yosoymilk5 2 points3 points ago

I think he means the scene where PSY is screaming into the girl's butt.

[–]RightClickSaveWorld 1 point2 points ago

That makes more sense... So he would be screaming at an arrow in the girl's butt or what?

[–]throughuhweigh2012 0 points1 point ago

either way you've asked for too many specifics for whatever you make in the end to still be relevant and funny

thanks, i guess

[–]Musicray 2 points3 points ago

Lol this makes no sense

[–]saharasilver 0 points1 point ago

Good quality, fast delivery. I wish you luck to come across these children of yours posted by some random stranger on Reddit after a week to reap his repost karma, maybe then you will get your deserved reward if you will stand up pointing out that it is your original content and your post will be upvoted to have half of upvotes the reposting person will have, but for now I myself can only provide you a single piece of global karma.. Enjoy it!

[–]fieroturbo 11 points12 points ago

Thank you for this. I came to the comments hoping this would be here :)

[–]KookyGuy 3 points4 points ago

Scumbag redditors downvoting someone for saying thank you.

[–]UnholyDemigod 2 points3 points ago

It's because technically it doesn't add anything. It's pretty much the same as 'this' or 'I loled'. A simple upvote will do.

[–]Nelo112 0 points1 point ago

this

[–]fieroturbo 3 points4 points ago

I've gotten used to it. Any negative karma is offset by the fact I'm thanking someone :)

[–]brycedriesenga 17 points18 points ago

Equinsu ocha! Equinsu ocha!

[–]biancaaa59 9 points10 points ago

White devil!

[–]williamdude1 0 points1 point ago

Oh! You speak Watchutu?

[–]mark_wooten 6 points7 points ago

That's how they know you.

[–]iPodLurker[!] 5 points6 points ago

I watched this movie today and my stomach never hurt more

[–]pcorlatan 1 point2 points ago

I was expecting a face swap but this is good too.

[–]BANJO_MAN 120 points121 points ago

To whom does that patio belong to? I would think they are both rich enough to buy nice looking chairs, but they have stuff that almost appears that they are common people like, me.

[–]robo23 244 points245 points ago

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say they're probably Dr. Hawking's considering he has no use for other chairs.

[–]DangerousIdeas 124 points125 points ago

[–]Bruce_Bruce 17 points18 points ago

That's a really large .gif

[–]Houston832 8 points9 points ago

That's a HUGE .gif

[–]ArabRedditor 12 points13 points ago

as someone with slow internet, thats a gif?

[–]pU8O5E439Mruz47w 7 points8 points ago

Give it a week, you might make it to the second frame

[–]ArabRedditor 1 point2 points ago

Made my fucking day.

[–]doubayou 2 points3 points ago

Maybe that gif is a reaction to itself.

[–]ConfusedAlways 0 points1 point ago

Amen to large gifs!!!

[–]thawizard 0 points1 point ago

You know what they say about a guy with a huge .gif?

[–]securicorscares 0 points1 point ago

He wears big shoes?

[–]SuperMeatBoi 0 points1 point ago

You know what they say about black people .gifs.

[–]Red_Lee 1 point2 points ago

HEH, GOT DAT RIGHT. WOOOOOOO

[–]OPsEvilTwin_S_ 21 points22 points ago

Does Dr. Hawking ever use the phrase "go out on a limb"?

[–]sirkablaam 4 points5 points ago

But that step between the sliding door and patio, that's not very handicapped accessible.

[–]TehKrush 11 points12 points ago

That's a ramp. It's more visible in the second picture, you can see the little table angled on it.

[–]motorhead84 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, he can get up dat shih.

[–]Master_of_Pruppets 45 points46 points ago

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO MY HOME AND ENJOY SOME PRINGLES BRAND, POTATO BASED SNACKS?"

"It's party time!"

"AT TIMES, I FIND THAT ONCE I OPEN A CONTAINER OF PRINGLES SNACK FOOD, I AM UNABLE TO CONSUME LESS THAN THE ENTIRE CONTENTS THEREIN."

"Smokin'!"

"OMG STFU"

[–]StreakyChimp 11 points12 points ago

They don't understand, they'll just smile and hold your hand.

[–]lisabadcat 62 points63 points ago

To whom does that patio belong to?

That's the patio behind the Department of Redundancy Department.

[–]ered20 31 points32 points ago

Where'd you find that out, wikipedantry.com?

[–]TheExtremistModerate 9 points10 points ago

I was actually really hoping that was a real site...

[–]phormality 2 points3 points ago

It's available if you want to buy it.

[–]derpaherpa 2 points3 points ago

It would be a mirror of Wikipedia but link to the discussions instead of the articles.

[–]BANJO_MAN 10 points11 points ago

Oh, you're so good, thanks for catching that. I was thinking about using "whose" but i did not excel in English very well. I have now learned

[–]whitebait01 0 points1 point ago

I also excelled poorly :(

[–]oliver_h_really 1 point2 points ago

hawkings too smart for material things

[–]westcoastin85 0 points1 point ago

Dat patio office chair

[–]homelesspieceofshit 1 point2 points ago

I would assume Dr. Hawking's backyard, look at the cement ramp like thing leading to the entrance of the house.

[–]yuuray 0 points1 point ago

There's a ramp in front of the the door. So this is probably Stephen Hawkings house.

[–]ivix 0 points1 point ago

Hawking isn't really the flashy type. Also that is in Cambridge - I recognise the bricks.

[–]Quizzelbuck 0 points1 point ago

.... are they at a cookout or some thing?

[–]MikeHoxard 336 points337 points ago

Haha, the way he contorts his face! Cracks me up everytime!

[–]lnsine 302 points303 points ago

His face is stuck that way, asshole.

[–]joy_orbison 597 points598 points ago

Just let Jim Carrey live his life

[–]baumkramer 200 points201 points ago

Is this...a double switcheroo I'm witnessing?

[–]hootsboots 12 points13 points ago

It's a Two-Player Swing!

[–]hootsboots 6 points7 points ago

Thanks, Patches.

[–]oldredditswitcheroo 65 points66 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Osiris32 1 point2 points ago

I believe in order for this to work, you would have to double post.

[–]surgeon0214 12 points13 points ago

AYYYYYYYYO

[–]Welter 11 points12 points ago

Ah, the old reddit switch-a-roo!

[–]Open_Maziar 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ not sure if well played, or just inevitable.

[–]MrWhite2020 -2 points-1 points ago

Well played :) Make a smile now smarty pants!

[–]TrevorSP -4 points-3 points ago

Maybe the downvotes I get when I comment mean I'm not being a big enough asshole....

[–]retiredliontamer 106 points107 points ago

is it just me or is Jim Carrey aging in reverse? Guy looks frickin' awesome for his age (no homo) (ok, bit homo)

[–]biancaaa59 37 points38 points ago

Yeah he looks pretty damn handsome in that top picture.

[–]gemcitytiffany 12 points13 points ago

He's looking sexy as hell.

[–]blackcomedy 9 points10 points ago

Jim Carrey credits his healthy diet for helping him stay young. The energetic 46 year old insists his childlike attitude keeps him feel young and his "veggies and protein" diet keeps him healthy and looking younger.

He says, "No wheat, no dairy for me. I go crazy once in a while and have a pizza... but I do believe that the best fuel for humans are (sic) veggies and protein. It makes you feel great."

i know he's loved smoking pot throughout his career too. btw he is 50 now.

[–]mvincent17781 12 points13 points ago

He's 50. He's the same age as Gaben. Think about that. Completely different.

[–]blackcomedy 7 points8 points ago

tom cruise is also 50, aging is crazy

[–]Biganon 1 point2 points ago

Gaben looks younger than 50 if you ask me. But you don't.

[–]SolarTsunami 1 point2 points ago

As much as I like Gaben, he looks like he could drop dead at any second.

[–]delurking4science 6 points7 points ago

I'd hit it.

[–]Waffles81 0 points1 point ago

Im pretty sure you'd have to be bottom though.

[–]delurking4science 4 points5 points ago

The first time, yes. I tend not to whip out the strap-on until we get to know each other.

[–]Wickad 1 point2 points ago

Too bad Steven Hawking beat you it looks...

[–]newtothelyte 3 points4 points ago

Nah bro, full homo

[–]ForgettableUsername 0 points1 point ago

I bet he dyes his hair.

[–]Newshoe 72 points73 points ago

Hey Steven. Whoa, Big Bang theory huh?
Alright! Welp, see you later

[–]wevcss -3 points-2 points ago

I read this in Jim Carrey's voice...

[–]MaresDoOrgasm 16 points17 points ago

[–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 1 point2 points ago

does your username have a story?

[–]marathi_mulga 0 points1 point ago

Not relevant to your interest

[–]FAPSLOCK 30 points31 points ago

They're having a playful discussion on vaccinations.

[–]gothmog1114 8 points9 points ago

Thank you!

[–]lancerevo98 5 points6 points ago

does he believe that too? Because iirc he and tits mcgee aka jenny mccarthy broke it off

[–]TheEllimist 2 points3 points ago

He seemed to actually believe it himself as well. Seems like he hasn't been as vocal about it since they broke up, though.

[–]lancerevo98 2 points3 points ago

he was just saying it for some of that aging poon

[–]trottsky 3 points4 points ago

I'm gonna risk the downvotes and come out with the aggressive stance here. Whether he believes/peddles it now or not, the guy is a scumbag and his actions have resulted in unnecessary deaths from entirely preventable diseases.

[–]tyme 2 points3 points ago

Have they? I'm just curious if there are any statistics that show the anti-vac movement actually caused deaths. Genuinely curious...

[–]maggiemaggie5 49 points50 points ago

TIL Stephen Hawking likes Pringles!!

[–]Funk_Munki 26 points27 points ago

Who doesn't?

[–]Vouk73 19 points20 points ago

Fuck Pringles! They're not real chips. They're basically mashed potato powder pressed in a form. Bleh...

Give me Kettle chips or something awesome like that!

edit: typo

[–]ForgettableUsername 10 points11 points ago

Potatoes are just mashed potato powder pressed in a form.

[–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 0 points1 point ago

indeed

[–]CaptainPabs 4 points5 points ago

" Ah, kettle chips! The perfect side dish...for revenge!"

[–]OnlyFoolsAndHorses 1 point2 points ago

It was a picnic! You couldn't see the kettle chips!

[–]JetlagMk2 0 points1 point ago

They're the Dorito of potato based snacks.

[–]MrBoog 0 points1 point ago

Me. It's not that they're terrible, it's just that when I'm in the mood for a salty snack, there's always something else that I prefer.

[–]eastshores 1 point2 points ago

Cheetos!

[–]maggiemaggie5 1 point2 points ago

but sometimes the only thing that'll do the trick, is pringles

[–]wlpaus 42 points43 points ago

jim carrey has a pretty cool website if ya haven't checked it out - http://www.jimcarrey.com/

[–]brehon1104 14 points15 points ago

Wow that site is... more than i expected

[–]namesrhardtothinkof 2 points3 points ago

Well I was ready for... exactly none of that.

[–]SaltFrog -1 points0 points ago

Truth O_o

[–]soulofgranola 1 point2 points ago

Kickass2

[–]tony1449 6 points7 points ago

Holy shit who designed a site like that?

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 10 points11 points ago

Is he a restaurant?

[–]thielmann 5 points6 points ago

"Adobe Flash Player 9 or later is required to view my site"

[–]_atomlib_ 0 points1 point ago

Glorious PC Master Race.

Dirty Mac Peasants.

[–]CoolHeadedLogician 1 point2 points ago

TIL jim carrey is a grandfather

[–]Zovistograt 1 point2 points ago

Go to the city scene (accessible by the tentacles in the RV), turn your volume up to max, and click on the black and white child.

[–]munkeyking 0 points1 point ago

[–]flytaggart1 0 points1 point ago

Whoa, they've added a few things since I was there last. The tap dancing thing is hilarious.

[–]upinflames 0 points1 point ago

It kind of reminds me of monty python.

[–]KDIZZLL2 11 points12 points ago

[–]JustCallMeDave 16 points17 points ago

They have pringles!

[–]Shockwaves35 7 points8 points ago

It's JUST that? I'm not quite sure. I think it might be more. MUCH, MUCH MORE

[–]StewieBanana 10 points11 points ago

Don't look at his left hand.

[–]JohnHempo 6 points7 points ago

aaahhhhhhhh!

[–]kontraband421 10 points11 points ago

TIL nobody brushes Steven Hawkings teeth for him.

[–]baltakatei 19 points20 points ago

He's british. I think it's a national sport.

[–]Tarma 4 points5 points ago

Jim carrey's face is wierd i cant tell if he is aging or getting younger.

[–]detrahsI 4 points5 points ago

Jim Carrey has such a nice smile ... :)

[–]SaltFrog 11 points12 points ago

Sometimes I wonder what Steven Hawking smells like.

[–]jcianci12 11 points12 points ago

SCIENCE

[–]ConorPF 6 points7 points ago

Computer parts?

[–]Chris_Ryan 7 points8 points ago

I knew it. Hawking is a sadist !

[–]Ontopourmama 7 points8 points ago

I've heard he does that to people that bother him.

[–]heart_container 12 points13 points ago

I remember reading that somewhere too. I bet he was all "JIM CARREY GET THE FUCK OFF MY PATIO" but Jim couldn't tell he was being serious because of the voice synth.

[–]BipBopBoop 5 points6 points ago

It's on the bone! It's on the bone! It's on the boooooooneeeeeee....

[–]MaziarShahi 3 points4 points ago

It's actually 'IN the bone'. Sorry if I come off a bit douchy.

[–]BipBopBoop 8 points9 points ago

I know it is, but it doesn't work with the picture.

[–]MaziarShahi 6 points7 points ago

Cool, got it.

[–]enferex 0 points1 point ago

[–]mclarenf3 2 points3 points ago

Wheels. Rolling Thunder!

[–]wikired 2 points3 points ago

I wonder if Mr. Carrey brought up how autism is caused by vaccines.

[–]DivinusVox 2 points3 points ago

That's what Hawking did when he found out about Carrey's anti-vaccination advocacy.

[–]booskerbear 3 points4 points ago

just

[–]jetmonkey 0 points1 point ago

You know he does that shit every chance he gets.

[–]Incredibald 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to note that they have an office chair on their patio.

[–]Calikeane -1 points0 points ago

So dope

[–]Keane1522 1 point2 points ago

His face looks photoshopped onto his body

[–]Fresh2deafs 0 points1 point ago

Do I have something in my teeth?

[–]darbyisadoll 0 points1 point ago

I want to be there. OMG

[–]DarknStormies 1 point2 points ago

What the hell are they eating? Cheezits and raw shrimp?

[–]Carouselambraa 0 points1 point ago

Those two are awesome.

[–]tgallopavo 0 points1 point ago

What's up with all the Jim Carrey advertising lately?

[–]actionserious 0 points1 point ago

i think the least handicap accessible thing in this photo is the pringles can

[–]Varriable 0 points1 point ago

Throw me a spear!

[–]RubberShoes 0 points1 point ago

He can eat those Pringles?

[–]VerdantSepulcher 0 points1 point ago

ha. ha. ha.

[–]motorhead84 0 points1 point ago

They're having Pringles and a plate of minced meat and vegetables. Looks like there some boxed wine or an outdoor lantern on the footstool behind them, and some dip and what could possibly be a food dehydrator inside the house.

[–]IanBird 1 point2 points ago

I'd give an arm and a leg to meet Jim Carrey.

[–]NonSequiturEdit 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there.

[–]KostaSOAD 0 points1 point ago

IMO Jim Carrey gotta be the coolest guy on earth.

[–]thomasdubeau 0 points1 point ago

Is this an older picture? Jim looks younger. :\

[–]NonSequiturEdit -1 points0 points ago

           "this.is.for.that.horrible.grinch.movie.you.ruined.christmas.youbastard."

[–]Neutral_Milk_Brotel 0 points1 point ago

Hawking's all, U MAD BRO

[–]greygatch 0 points1 point ago

"Oh god, shoot me now."

[–]nickateen 1 point2 points ago

Just

[–]retrospects 0 points1 point ago

Steve is such a jerk!

[–]mikemikemotorboat -1 points0 points ago

Steven Hawking: The original troll face

[–]cjb230 0 points1 point ago

A friend of mine is an astrophysics researcher in Cambridge. Says he's had his foot run over by Hawking in the corridor.

I saw him coming out of the gents (with nurse) at a formal (maybe in Trinity Hall or Clare?) in about 2001. When I went into the gents there was a little pile of sick in one of the hand basins. I like to think it was his.

[–]ahhyes 1 point2 points ago

Stephen

[–]Cashrunner 0 points1 point ago

Bitch... Bitch... Bitch... Ha... Ha... Ha

[–]agen_kolar 0 points1 point ago

TIL Stephen Hawking likes Pringles. Lots of Pringles.

[–]CheddersB 1 point2 points ago

Him? I have to fight him?!

[–]chidding 1 point2 points ago

Steven Hawking needs a lawn mower attachment on his chair.

[–]jms3r 0 points1 point ago

is stephen hawking doing a duck face in the top picture?

[–]Loahnuh 0 points1 point ago

When I saw this I thought, "Why is my father hanging around with Stephen Hawking?". Then I saw it was Jim Carrey and all was right with the world.

[–]borring 0 points1 point ago

And Jim Carrey gave him a nice long awkward hug as revenge, right?

[–]sinnfrei 0 points1 point ago

[–]SuttholeBucker 0 points1 point ago

Why does he always make that same stupid face? I swear its going to get stuck like that

[–]NotJimCarrey 0 points1 point ago

He did not run over my foot.

[–]pphp 0 points1 point ago

why do you have to 9gag the title post?

[–]frothy_cunt 1 point2 points ago

I love that these two have are actually friends. Reminds me of the awesome Conan skit they did together

[–]frothy_cunt 0 points1 point ago

Haha, ahhh. Yes. Thank you

[–]EllieB415 1 point2 points ago

jim carrey, i love you.

[–]jmanni09 1 point2 points ago

"Steven! Steven! My lisp is gone!

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[–]gemcitytiffany 0 points1 point ago

You realize he hasn't always been that way, right? He used to walk around and be able to talk. He's been married twice and has three kids. He was 21 before he was even diagnosed.