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[–]bcs214 30 points31 points ago

Link to the original post in r/mildlyinteresting that this was reposted from.

[–]jashlee 6 points7 points ago

Seriously, I am glad you posted that. I scrolled past and thought, "Oh this is what we are doing now? Posting stuff from /r/mildlyinteresting?"

On an unrelated note, typing that in made me discover /r/mildlyinfuriating

[–]spazmodic- 0 points1 point ago

This user got a red tag from me for posting this pic to /r/funny (see here). They haven't been posting much funny at all to /r/funny.

[–]reddit111987 12 points13 points ago

[–]reddit111987 3 points4 points ago

He was fine.

[–]IceBreak 2 points3 points ago

Go home.

[–]vheed44 3 points4 points ago

Too soon.

[–]ComedicHistory 2 points3 points ago

Just like when people say Darth Vader is Luke's father.....JESUS NOT EVERYONE HAS SEEN IT.

[–]thesportymitre -1 points0 points ago

Hah.

[–]tehtech 0 points1 point ago

I hear John Wilkes Booth steals the scene at the end

[–]JWilkesBooth 1 point2 points ago

Something like that.

[–]No_Manners 0 points1 point ago

I don't know how I should feel about the fact that I have never heard about "Bullet to the Head", but I was able to tell very certainly that that arm belonged to Sylvester Stallone.

[–]Joshjelly 0 points1 point ago

EAGLE!

[–]MrFugums 1 point2 points ago

Wow, waaaaaaay too soon.

[–]InvisiblePants 0 points1 point ago

It looks like Lincoln is thumping his head into that grey button in frustration.

[–]akrider13 0 points1 point ago

Fun fact: William Seward and Andrew Johnson both had attempts planned on their lives the day Lincoln Was assassinated. Seward survived his attack, though wounded, and the one on Johnson did not go through as planned.

Thanks NPR! I somehow missed this in history class, or forgot.

[–]sevl 0 points1 point ago

i literally learned that today by finishing reading "abraham lincoln - vampire slayer"

[–]cwlosek 3 points4 points ago

This seems mildyinteresting

[–]PashaOn35mm -2 points-1 points ago

I keep trying to tell people that he doesn't get shot in this movie!

[–]lisabadcat 5 points6 points ago

Aww, what's with the spoilers asshole!

[–]HarrisonLegend 0 points1 point ago

This is the first post on Reddit that has made me laugh out loud very hard in a while. Thank you very much! Blew my mind.