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WTF scary cake... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]chingus-mcgillicutty 77 points78 points ago

The cake is a sculpture done by artist Scott Hove (links to his website)

& peep the dentures on this cake

[–]shanoxilt 17 points18 points ago

His cakes look like they belong on /r/19thworldproblems.

[–]Hallegra 14 points15 points ago

I think I'll take a look at that link... Oh god my eyes.

[–]shanoxilt 12 points13 points ago

I take it that you've never been to /r/rainbowbar.

[–]Dorado_Falls 10 points11 points ago

Wtf is this http://omfgdogs.com/

[–]tmbyfc 1 point2 points ago

That... that is... special.

[–]Gooseman1992 9 points10 points ago

Jesus I think my eyes are starting to bleed

[–]shanoxilt 7 points8 points ago

Then you should avoid /r/infiniteworldproblems.

[–]starface18 3 points4 points ago

Oh goddammit, you guys are making me want to click those links at 3 am.

[–]shanoxilt 2 points3 points ago

Join the hive.

[–]starface18 4 points5 points ago

Oh come on, I don't even know what I'm gonna click on with that.

[–]fatbackwards 2 points3 points ago

/r/fifthworldpics is where it's at with those.

Uphold Doglaw and everything will be ok.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 2 points3 points ago

Oh dear god... I cabs se my ketboatd! My eyws!

[–]shanoxilt 1 point2 points ago

This should help.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 0 points1 point ago

Oh wow thanks! That's so much better.

[–]cabinet_door 2 points3 points ago

Oh I just saw his work at a gallery in Oakland recently!! I thought it looked familiar!

[–]Thuserius 2 points3 points ago

Thank you for the info .^

[–]Jokkerb 4 points5 points ago

Good god damn those cakes... They're... I mean it's a beautiful nope. Seriously, he's walking a fine line between genius and psychosis. If his execution was not as precise and consistent I think he would probably be on heavy duty psychotropic meds and living in a group home or in a van down by the river... Throwing skittles at the fish. Amazing work though, good share.

[–]Krandel 0 points1 point ago

Scott Hove is a really cool dude!

[–]OurKarass 1 point2 points ago

Thanks a lot for the source. I actually logged in to say that I thought that was a really sweet cake and to wonder if the cake maker had ever thought of doing sculpture.

[–]Tatatatouchme 9 points10 points ago

The artist is Scott Hove. His work is so deceivingly whimsical.

[–]professer_meowington 126 points127 points ago

This is how I imagine gays think of vaginas.

[–]ilanimage 43 points44 points ago

There was a post that had this exact picture a few months ago in/r/funny with that very caption ;)

[–]professer_meowington 43 points44 points ago

I know. I just leaped at the chance to reap some karma. cx

[–]vaginacake 13 points14 points ago

my friend actually made a cake with icing flowers that looked like vaginas.. I didn't have the heart to tell her. http://imgur.com/7MHUK

[–]WrethZ 6 points7 points ago

Wow, that's not even subtle...

[–]Twitchety 6 points7 points ago

Well their username is vaginacake, so no... No I would expect not.

[–]vaginacake 3 points4 points ago

It's a throwaway... just in case my friend found out and tracks it back to me.

[–]implicate 4 points5 points ago

Wait... Its a one year old throwaway account that you haven't used until 2 hours ago, and only to post a vaguely contextual reply to someone's comment? Reddit is weird.

[–]TheImmortalThrowaway 0 points1 point ago

Ok, yeah, that's just bizarre. I would also very much appreciated an explanation to this seemingly supernatural occurrence..

[–]tmbyfc 0 points1 point ago

Glitch in the matrix.

[–]Dashzz 1 point2 points ago

How is this possible?!

[–]Icalasari 1 point2 points ago

I've heard tales of people hoarding throwaways just in case

[–]R3m3mb3rM3 0 points1 point ago

if you're digging too deep, you may not like what you will find

[–]redacted-comment 1 point2 points ago

I take it she's a fan of Georgia O'Keeffe.

[–]EmptyAndFrantic 0 points1 point ago

I actually really like this, even with the vulva flowers. I think it's a better representation of female genitals, even if it was unintentional. :p

[–]xXDGFXx 8 points9 points ago

Surprisingly, I have a gay friend who agrees... He loves breasts, though. Calls em "Nature's Pillows"

[–]loch_ness_lobster 5 points6 points ago

When you get older, breast become way more gender neutral.

[–]Brony_Starstruck 1 point2 points ago

Reddit: constantly showing me that nothing I think of is original.

[–]Be_A_Unicorn 1 point2 points ago

It's kinda true actually. General consensus around my gay friends is that vaginas are scary and gross.

[–]EmptyAndFrantic -1 points0 points ago

That seems so immature to me. Why are female genitals "gross"?

[–]Be_A_Unicorn 0 points1 point ago

It's just what they think... I think it should be more of a concern if they think vaginas are freaking awesome.

Most of my gay friends have not been with a woman ever. Vaginas are just mysteries. I am a girl who is not gay. If someone asked me to go down on a vagina, because of my own preferences, I would think it's "gross" and would not do it. Maybe we just have different interpretations of the word

[–]Tiberius666 0 points1 point ago

Like demonic domo-kuns?

[–]RavenPixie 0 points1 point ago

Confirmed, my gay friend say its how he sees them, only his description was slightly more terrifying. There's bound to be someone on reddit that would try to stick their dick in it though:)

[–]Cone_Of_Shame 23 points24 points ago

Such a specific form of art, and it's incredibly well done. I'd feel some serious guilt cutting the first slice

[–]william_butler_yeast 8 points9 points ago

it's frighteningly....symmetrical

[–]dead_brony 0 points1 point ago

Except the cherry stems. It's driving me crazy

[–]halfagiraffe 4 points5 points ago

It is incredible, but I'm pretty sure his work isn't done with real cake. I've seen him on hi-fructose and his materials didn't look edible. lol.

[–]doctorclockwork 1 point2 points ago

Why are you being downvoted? The artist uses a type of thick resin that he applies to wood with a pastry bag. I read the same article in Hi Fructose.

[–]IM_YELLING 5 points6 points ago

I WOULDN'T IT LOOKS DELICIOUS

[–]cyberthief -1 points0 points ago

guy has good taste. i only use MOHR jawsets in my work..

[–]Naezwood 6 points7 points ago

If that's a bundt cake, you know what to do.

[–]iamiamwhoami 1 point2 points ago

That cake was fucking hard. It had so much hp.

[–]JTSisme 6 points7 points ago

Not WTF worthy, but definitly awesome. Wish I could make something that awesome.

[–]MyNameIsSoLonggggggg 14 points15 points ago

In soviet Russia...

[–]iamiamwhoami 3 points4 points ago

...we can't afford such elaborate cake design.

[–]derekdanger 5 points6 points ago

there ain't no party like a Marxist party cause a Marxist party don't stop

[–]lavidoth 2 points3 points ago

Cake eats you!

[–]soapman5 3 points4 points ago

Just one question, are the teeth edible?

[–]thebeegirl 0 points1 point ago

I think they are from a taxidermy catalog

[–]ephemeriis_ 4 points5 points ago

It menaces with spikes of frosting.

[–]jherazob 0 points1 point ago

Urist McBaker cancels Bake: Eaten by cake

[–]ThisOneTimeAtLolCamp 3 points4 points ago

Scary cake?

Fuck no. That's awesome.

[–]fman5k 3 points4 points ago

Reminds me of that defibrillator scene in The Thing

[–]andygiardina 2 points3 points ago

VAGINA DENTATA

[–]iamiamwhoami 3 points4 points ago

Such a wonderful phrase...

[–]TheIncendiaryDevice 1 point2 points ago

♫Vagina Dentata♫

[–]Langfond45 3 points4 points ago

I have absolutely no problem with this cake.

[–]MaddieCakes 2 points3 points ago

As a cake decorator, I suddenly feel supremely inferior. Must work on skills.

[–]renboZOM 0 points1 point ago

You should probably research "where to buy cake teeth"

[–]PolarBearIcePop 2 points3 points ago

reminds me of the vagina dentata karma train i was part of

[–]gingerdicks 0 points1 point ago

Dibs on the middle

[–]ShadowmarX 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of that eel boss from Super Mario Sunshine.

[–]darbyisadoll 0 points1 point ago

I'm so in love with Scott Hove's work.

[–]Karnas 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of the rat guys in 'Bone'.

[–]xorbus 0 points1 point ago

The cake is alive

[–]System_Crash 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a tissue box covered in icing and a halloween mask in the middle.......

[–]recluce 0 points1 point ago

More like most awesome cake ever.

[–]AlmostSerious 1 point2 points ago

EAT IT! EAT IT WITH FORKS!!!

[–]vansc14 0 points1 point ago

just only slightly disturbing

[–]NickWisawesome -1 points0 points ago

In soviet Russia you not eat cake... Cake eat you!

[–]Someguy4151 -1 points0 points ago

Prepare yourself, this is the cake that bites back

[–]Empsplosion 0 points1 point ago

/r/food would cum buckets upon seeing this.

[–]happierthanks2you 0 points1 point ago

...where the cat eats YOU.

[–]lazyhobo37 0 points1 point ago

I have seen these up close. They look amazing. At the show opening they gave out cake that did't try to attack you.

[–]mlefever126 0 points1 point ago

It's the ALASKAN BULL WORM!

[–]brookafied 0 points1 point ago

Damn cake you scary. Impressive artwork though.

[–]inferno86 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to enjoy sticking a fork and knife in that

[–]madake 0 points1 point ago

Watch out! Its a mimic!

[–]free_shrugs 0 points1 point ago

DENTATA!!

[–]NecroM0rph 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the movie Teeth...

[–]coheed78 1 point2 points ago

Damn, cake. You scary.

[–]Jlorsto 0 points1 point ago

Wierd, that vagina has teeth

[–]techimp 0 points1 point ago

Clearly the cake mimic reacted too soon....now it will never get to eat tasty adventurers.....

[–]Ijohnnymac 0 points1 point ago

It's the Necro-omnomicake.

[–]WON00 0 points1 point ago

They are running out of ideas for new Pokemon.

Cake used bite! Its super effective.

[–]Mr-Esteem 0 points1 point ago

It's a fucking cake.....

[–]johnthomas911 0 points1 point ago

2spooky

[–]nemaramen 1 point2 points ago

i had a bad acid trip once and i saw something that resembled this EVERYWHERE

[–]jengod 1 point2 points ago

Is it a vagina dentata?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

[–]Nukes4Peace 1 point2 points ago

More like fucking awesome cake

[–]Pittsburgh_Pirates 0 points1 point ago

I wonder what flavor it is

[–]detrahsI 0 points1 point ago

Do these cakes get eaten or are they preserved in a secret vault of cake sculptures? Because I would cry as I eat the cake knowing I destroyed such awesomeness.

[–]willgrospe 1 point2 points ago

Little do we know, that's how cakes see us. The irony...

[–]loch_ness_lobster 1 point2 points ago

It's as if the cake's holding up a mirror to us.

[–]Melons22 0 points1 point ago

Fantastic!

[–]index7 0 points1 point ago

I hate cake.

[–]renboZOM 0 points1 point ago

Cake hates you

[–]ProfessorMcHugeBalls 0 points1 point ago

So... can you fuck it?

[–]iamiamwhoami 1 point2 points ago

Technically you can fuck anything.

[–]redditat-tat 0 points1 point ago

Nice tongue work.

[–]Mystrykid5 1 point2 points ago

In soviet Russia, cake eats you.

[–]brandionacloud 0 points1 point ago

vagina dentata!

[–]DashingTumbleweed 0 points1 point ago

100th comment

[–]AnimZero 0 points1 point ago

This was the first thing I thought of.

[–]Evildead818 0 points1 point ago

last words were "THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE"

[–]Popcorn4Dummies 1 point2 points ago

Before even clicking this I had some feeling that this would have a frightening mouth in the middle of it.

[–]pafpdd 0 points1 point ago

Kill It! Kill It With Fire!

[–]Anomodus 0 points1 point ago

Slowly loads the gun Well cake, now it´s just me and you. Time for some natural selection!

[–]loosegeese 0 points1 point ago

Have your cake and have it eat you too.

[–]maemtz 0 points1 point ago

I still see something delicious. /sigh my mother is right.. I'll seek help.

[–]Inbetweenaction 1 point2 points ago

In sovejet russia, cake eat you...

[–]renboZOM 0 points1 point ago

Jealous! I'm gonna show my family this pic and hope they get me an even MORE scary cake for my birthday!

[–]EternalNite 0 points1 point ago

My first thought was that this must be a wedding cake for someone suffering from vagina dentata.

[–]toughpuff 0 points1 point ago

You gotta eat it before it gets a chance to eat you.

[–]castle8732 0 points1 point ago

Ooooh, wouldn't wanna eat this…

[–]Ewoedo 1 point2 points ago

I want this cake for my wedding.

[–]2dubs1bro 0 points1 point ago

Eww...candy corns

[–]befron 0 points1 point ago

LEVIATHAN

[–]sweextin 0 points1 point ago

Scott Hove is one crazy-talented, unique artist. And a really nice dude, too.

[–]Louloulala 0 points1 point ago

This is the first time I have wanted a birthday cake as an adult after seeing this

[–]Outlooker509 0 points1 point ago

What the literal fuck....

[–]djramrod 0 points1 point ago

DM;HC

[–]asleeplessmalice 1 point2 points ago

Anyone seen the movie Teeth?

[–]LukeInDenver 0 points1 point ago

Rule: If your post contains the word 'cake' it does not belong in WTF.

[–]ImpureTeletubbies 0 points1 point ago

If I had a kid... I'd give my kid this cake on his/her 5th birthday to scare the shit outta him/her.

[–]skewp 0 points1 point ago

vagina dentata cake.

[–]L-J-N 0 points1 point ago

Well now I don't want a slice.

[–]SassyCommander 1 point2 points ago

AS DELICIOUS AS IT IS HORRIFYING

[–]adidasaids 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of my ex's vagina.

[–]TalonX1982 1 point2 points ago

Is it wrong that I want to have sex with that cake?

[–]Cynique 3 points4 points ago

Yes.

[–]Internatty_Explore 2 points3 points ago

yes

[–]Wisps -2 points-1 points ago

0/10 would not bang.

[–]derekdanger 0 points1 point ago

but what if it's velvet cake?

[–]Wisps 0 points1 point ago

Then it becomes 11/10. Would bang. And eat the parts that didn't have my unborn seed on them.

[–]cattdaddy -2 points-1 points ago

the cake is a lie.

[–]dj3v3n -1 points0 points ago

Is that a Tim Burton cake?

[–]BreakinMyBallz 0 points1 point ago

In Soviet Russia, cake eats you.

[–]bordumb -3 points-2 points ago

I downvoted this because its old...

[–]Provenzer0 0 points1 point ago

Scary? You mean awesome!

[–]Alohalainie 0 points1 point ago

Awesome

[–]Blindinglight 0 points1 point ago

Relevant

[–]abbAtheist -2 points-1 points ago

Cue all the 'there are no dismemberments or disgusting viruses causing immense pain in this picture, downvote" comments.

[–]ConnorHD3 -3 points-2 points ago

God this sub is in the toilet.

[–]weaselgregory13 -4 points-3 points ago

8/10 would fuck

[–]Simple_City -3 points-2 points ago

Now, I haven't been on Reddit for very long, but even I know that this is a repost.

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