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[–]UnendingPi 67 points68 points ago

I don't even this title...

[–]Jimbobmij 23 points24 points ago

Yeah, the picture is funny but dafuq's it got to do with work ethics?

[–]monkeybanana14 4 points5 points ago

The name of the store is Ethics?

[–]rertolancer666 -2 points-1 points ago

Ethics as in mexicans?

[–]robotlollipop 4 points5 points ago

I concur

[–]Beerpongg 6 points7 points ago

"Do you concur?..." "What" "Do you concur?" "...I should've concurred!!"

[–]Deseao 0 points1 point ago

Great movie!

[–]Shinyteeth 4 points5 points ago

I think it has to do with a photographer/custom framing shop.

[–]demongela 10 points11 points ago

You are a genius.

[–]Skizot_Bizot 19 points20 points ago

"Clown College? You can't eat that."

[–]Ghostalker474 10 points11 points ago

That does it, you people have held me back long enough! I'm going to clown college!

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[–]nadrewod 13 points14 points ago

Read the username before clicking.

[–]muffinmonk 5 points6 points ago

Joke's on him, I'm gay.

[–]muffinbaker 0 points1 point ago

With a username like that? No way.

[–]mark331 2 points3 points ago

Would that have happen to be the "picureofmybutthole" guy?

[–]Ghostalker474 0 points1 point ago

Reported.

[–]conman_127 0 points1 point ago

Dammit. That's the second time I've clicked that.

[–]yesindeedio 2 points3 points ago

Your username is strangely relevant.

[–]imtoooldforreddit 16 points17 points ago

don't forget to blow up the wedding!

[–]534seeds 12 points13 points ago

Or to kill Phillip (sorry Phillip)

[–]ckuiper 1 point2 points ago

how's that for a slice of fried gold?

[–]Lee13412 12 points13 points ago

OPs work ethic is to suck dick and repost links

[–]1mikeg 9 points10 points ago

And he's all out of dicks.

[–]helterrskelterr 34 points35 points ago

Whoever does the marketing...you're doing it right.

[–]mocotazo 8 points9 points ago

[–]yeathl 0 points1 point ago

Federally funded scientists helped us walk on the moon.

Free Market business recycle puns later to be reposted on Reddit.

How's that capitalism working out. ;)

[–]Suzpaz 29 points30 points ago

Better one would be: "Shoot the kids, hang the wife, frame the dog"

[–]zimbabwe7878 7 points8 points ago

Repost, with awful title, a winning combination.

[–]Smyris 7 points8 points ago

where did you take this pic? I swear I pass this store every other day

[–]Mushucanbar 1 point2 points ago

Its opposite the church on Avoca st. innit?

[–]dishi 2 points3 points ago

Yes

[–]Azathoth624 4 points5 points ago

Pretty sure that's a photographer on Avoca St in Randwick (NSW Australia) called the Pictureman.

Source: they did our wedding photos.

[–]Gmetal 0 points1 point ago

I can also confirm this. They also have a collection of cool antique cameras in the window if I'm not mistaken. I never thought something so close to me would make it to the front page of reddit.

[–]darkpix3l 1 point2 points ago

True story. I go to UNSW and go up to Randwick frequently.

[–]burntornge 5 points6 points ago

Humorous signage; terrible title.

[–]ConfusedAlways 2 points3 points ago

Pretty sure this is a repost.

[–]yeathl 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure every post on r/funny is a repost.

[–]grundleofjoy 3 points4 points ago

Develop psychosis

[–]Jesburger 0 points1 point ago

Chris Benoit vs Psychosis

[–]bathroomstalin 0 points1 point ago

"Rape high prices at Phreddie's Fotoshop!"

[–]darahen2004 0 points1 point ago

brilliant

[–]kamadams -1 points0 points ago

Chris Benoit could have used this advice.

[–]ZeppelinJ0 0 points1 point ago

Pittsford, NY?

[–]Beerpongg 0 points1 point ago

Marketing now-a-days. Make it really fucking controversial or crazy so people talk about it, regardless of the relation to your business.

[–]BaronVonKlotz 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of a Vice City commercial.

"Lock up your daughter! Shoot your son!!" "Dad..." BANG

[–]immacum 0 points1 point ago

A photography studio?

[–]kokkelo90 0 points1 point ago

Sounds.. very american.. (If just had enough money to get away with murder...)

[–]kyle_s9 0 points1 point ago

Randwick! I lived there for a year :) I always thought it was a bit of an odd sign to have for a family portrait shop.

[–]Abraxas_1134 0 points1 point ago

That's a Public Service Announcement right there.

[–]kore464 0 points1 point ago

The title confused me, the statements confused me even more... then I realized what it was... OH!

[–]mikeyip 0 points1 point ago

all i thought of was "strip the flesh, salt the wound!"

[–]Windchill 0 points1 point ago

[–]BeelzebubTerror 0 points1 point ago

I think you just found Bughuul's checklist.

[–]Grappindemen 2 points3 points ago

A panda walks into the mac donalds and orders a big mac. After finishing the meal, he takes out a gun, and starts shooting around wildly. When the whole ordeal is over, the panda slowly, calmly walks away and exits the building.

Later, the panda was apprehanded. When asked why, the panda responded: "Well, I was commuting to work, when suddenly I realised I was a panda, and pandas don't commute to work. I had a small personal crisis, and looked in the encyclopedia to see what exactly pandas do. It stated: 'eats, shoots and leaves'.."

edit: leafs leaves whatever

[–]heyimamaverick 0 points1 point ago

Joke's on you, pandas can't read.

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[–]Bigetto 10 points11 points ago

What? It appears to be a professional photographer, that is why the joke is funny.

[–]MrRoughsex -1 points0 points ago

What did it say?

[–]jbond98[S] -5 points-4 points ago

I didn't even understand my own joke ;-;

[–]vpookie 2 points3 points ago

your joke? this thing has been posted 5 times before.

[–]SimplyJenkins 0 points1 point ago

I went there. It's false advertising I tell ya!

[–]JM_Poop -2 points-1 points ago

I think they forgot: Burn your women and rape your churches.

[–]Eliudromo[!] -4 points-3 points ago

i am an Ethic and i find this very work.