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[–]Crazaed 17 points18 points ago

i'm pretty sure the plane next to them is being pulled by an elephant. i remember this show where midgets did weird stuff like raced camels and such

[–]frozenpredator 8 points9 points ago

indeed it was called beast vs man or something. The Elephant won in this one

[–]rogelian 1 point2 points ago

That last midget runner taught my history class sophomore year in high school. Nice guy. Snarky, but nice.

[–]Moifee 3 points4 points ago

Man vs Beast - a fine FOX special in which a man dressed as a sumo wrestler also played tug of war with an orangutan.

[–]OneManGOONsquad 1 point2 points ago

I remember when there was like this US Marine doing an obstacle course against a chimp or orangutan, don't remember. I just remember the Marine beat the hell out of it because the animal was kind of just nonchalantly playing around on the course. The best was the guy's drill instructor was like "I knew he'd beat that monkey!"

Also a sprinter lost horribly in a race against a giraffe

[–]luigileon94 18 points19 points ago

i present to you a repost

[–]EvilGrimace 10 points11 points ago

*re-presentation

[–]lisabadcat 1 point2 points ago

A re-presentation of the lolly pop guild.

[–]Hiphoppington -1 points0 points ago

It almost certainly is but it's the first time I've seen it and it's probably the most entertaining thing I'm going to see all day.

[–]ario93 -2 points-1 points ago

Every fucking week this is re-posted.

[–]OneHotSnowman 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry, even though I point out reposts too, I cannot imagine this picture ever ceasing to be amazing.

[–]Tain01 1 point2 points ago

"Repost" doesn't accurately describe this when I remember seeing it 7 years ago. Just sayin'.

[–]mashuto 3 points4 points ago

I believe this was shortly after Kobayashi got destroyed by a bear in a hot dog eating competition.

[–]Hiphoppington 2 points3 points ago

Look at the balding dude in the white shirt on the far right of this picture. Dude is KILLING it. If this goes south it's because the other people didn't give 110% like this guy.

[–]big_dog_woof 0 points1 point ago

Uhh mullet guy front and center is about to blow a gasket. If the two of them together weren't going to get it done then nobody was.

[–]mcampbell1023 0 points1 point ago

Glasses looks like a mini Geddy Lee

[–]Kittenfound 0 points1 point ago

I'm really not sure how I feel about this...

[–]ajclina 0 points1 point ago

all I see is some midgets from Borderlands

[–]thefebs 0 points1 point ago

What I would give for a midget drawn chariot....

[–]Tonork 1 point2 points ago

wtf the girl (second on left line) is totally ruining the team effort

[–]PJae 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen so many little people in plane sight

[–]donutsalad 0 points1 point ago

Young Baby Faced Ozzy's having the time of his life.

[–]kraken_kitty 1 point2 points ago

pan to the right . . .

Tray of Twinkies just out of reach.

[–]theREALhacman -1 points0 points ago

i feel it would be better if the plane took off and the gang of midgets where dangling from the plane... just a thought

[–]iamjetblack 0 points1 point ago

The world is a beautiful place.

[–]hckyplyr606 0 points1 point ago

Good thing the engine is off, I'd imagine those little guys would get sucked up pretty quick!

[–]pershore 0 points1 point ago

How do I go about making this my permanent form of transport?

[–]Ididerus 0 points1 point ago

for some reason, 'merika! (red, white & blue)

[–]TrevCats -1 points0 points ago

/r/imgoingtohellforthis would appreciate this more

[–]death_from_above 0 points1 point ago

My new desktop background!

[–]Mexipino56 0 points1 point ago

REEEEEEEEEPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]elligre 0 points1 point ago

I have some unexplained fear of little people, and I find this extremely disturbing.

[–]Hiccuping_Gimp 0 points1 point ago

Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas :D

[–]rickarooo 0 points1 point ago

(Morgan Freeman Voice) And so was the fate of the Dwarves. After their loss at the battle of Iglomosh, the Tallest of the Dwarf Kings "David the Tower" was beaten by a fat child in Colorado and the fate of the Dwarven people was forever sealed. They would be doomed to haul mans iron birds until their next leader would rise...

[–]Rlyusa 0 points1 point ago

heh. I guess dreams to come true.

[–]Aardvarksoup 0 points1 point ago

Why?

[–]zlpreggin 0 points1 point ago

Wait, this isn't their purpose?

[–]thehuangman 0 points1 point ago

they couldn't pull the plane because they were a few people short.

sorry I couldn't resist, back to hell for me.

[–]Werekitty 0 points1 point ago

I think this guy would make a great addition to this team. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jhrwC2BoAkE

[–]NintendoDestroyer89 0 points1 point ago

YES.THIS IS AMAZING.

[–]jeanlukepaccar 0 points1 point ago

Too bad you can't see the elephant pulling the other 747. I believe beast won that challenge

[–]DMC_Hotness 0 points1 point ago

Mush, you tiny beasts, mush!

[–]stigletuk 1 point2 points ago

This is how Santa really gets around.

[–]ronjack[S] -1 points0 points ago

Reindeer do require more food than a midget...

[–]CommentsPwnPosts 3 points4 points ago

Yea he upgraded after the 2006 reindeer strike, it was all over the news you know.

[–]kasminova 1 point2 points ago

There appears to be a giant one in the back.

[–]ronjack[S] 5 points6 points ago

Obviously that's their shepherd.

[–]alienbringer 1 point2 points ago

The one in the glasses is also being as lazy as possible and just standing around letting everyone else pull.

[–]ronjack[S] -1 points0 points ago

My favorite is the asian guy in the red.

[–]Exige90 -2 points-1 points ago

What the fuck did I just see?

[–]TickleMyPenis 1 point2 points ago

That's actually how planes fly. You're just seeing one of the rare pictures when they ran out of invisible ink to coat them with.

[–]Flysymphony 1 point2 points ago

As a pilot, I can confirm that this is true.

[–]KRossVD 2 points3 points ago

[–]colonelcatsup -2 points-1 points ago

*little people. Unless you are intentionally being offensive, in which case, OK.

[–]redditsuckshit 0 points1 point ago

When people start calling me Lord Vader, I'll play along. Until then, grow the fuck up.