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[–]SouthKoreaHasSeoul 54 points55 points ago

Hope you didn't have drinking problems too

[–]midri 1 point2 points ago

I developed a serious drinking problem after coming back from South America after being there for a month. I joke about it, but seriously for some reason I could not line drinks up with my mouth.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 285 points286 points ago

Awesome scene, hilarious movie. But the title sucks - no one gives a shit about how you feel. You're basically saying 'me too' like some brainless AOLer.

[–]3d12 75 points76 points ago

We should do the world a favor and cap him, like Old Yeller.

[–]sodium_azide 57 points58 points ago

You're just about as useless as JPEGs to Helen Keller.

[–]Trololrus 35 points36 points ago

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PENTIUMS

YEAAAHHHH

[–]Paul9631 6 points7 points ago

Link for those who didn't get it: http://youtu.be/qpMvS1Q1sos?t=1m37s

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[–]monocledfalc0n 5 points6 points ago

I don't know what i expected

[–]JDNelson13 4 points5 points ago

WARNING: PIC OF ASSHOLE

[–]dzamie 1 point2 points ago

deaddove.jpg

[–]skittlenugget 1 point2 points ago

NSFW. It should have been obvious :/

[–]unused-username -3 points-2 points ago

please, kill yourself. Not only did you steal the concept of /u/pic-of-my-butthole, but you also used the same exact image.

[–]ubermencher 1 point2 points ago

NOW! WHAT YOU WANNA DO? WANNA BE HACKERS? CODE CRACKERS? SLACKERS?

[–]buttplugpeddler 1 point2 points ago

WHAT KIND OF CHIP YA GOT IN THERE, A DORITO?

[–]ZeroGSpaceCow 5 points6 points ago

Definitely. Helen Keller can't stand lossy compression. She much prefers the raw format.

[–]MagicBox101 9 points10 points ago

You don't get it do you, you're supposed to rhyme, you useless doormat.

[–]Ultimate117 9 points10 points ago

no one gives a shit about how you feel

TIL

[–]Peryo 2 points3 points ago

This comment is genius. It seriously made my day.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 1 point2 points ago

I don't give a shit that you learned anything today or whenever.

[–]KingEllis 12 points13 points ago

Yeah, this site is stupid.

[–]Thepunk28 4 points5 points ago

The post doesn't make any sense. The title says, "how I feel", and the content is a clever joke. That joke doesn't demonstrate any time of feelings. It's clever.

So OP obviously didn't feel like that joke, like you said, he's just saying "me too".

[–]shpongolian 0 points1 point ago

He accidentally clicked the wrong button in ShittyRedditTitleGenerator2000.exe

[–]leex0 2 points3 points ago

ya but this somehow relates to OP's life, therefore it's not an old repost!

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ -1 points0 points ago

It still is, and fuck everyone who thinks a new title makes old shit original.

[–]LaserBearShark 2 points3 points ago

I feel the same way

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ -3 points-2 points ago

Fuck you.

[–]OneOfDozens 2 points3 points ago

Because he couldn't just say 6 month "repost"

[–]nomnomattacksdomo 1 point2 points ago

It should have been, "How I felt before having sex the first time." Edit: fixed a word.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ -1 points0 points ago

Should have been "should have been". You goddamn illiterate retard.

[–]nomnomattacksdomo 0 points1 point ago

Fixed it jackass.

[–]Ergosphere -1 points0 points ago

He didnt put the punchline in the title, calm down.

[–]veoeluz 0 points1 point ago

brain-dead*

[–]Zrk2 0 points1 point ago

Came here to say this?

[–]HashbeanSC2 -1 points0 points ago

i have a penis that kind of iches on one spot i think it would feel good if you mouthed it

[–]newkitchencink 0 points1 point ago

This. I have no idea how this could get upvoted so much. There is no wit or anything. Just a subtitled few pics from a good movie.

Awful.

[–]ducttape83 -2 points-1 points ago

You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ -5 points-4 points ago

You're just about as useless as someone who doesn't read all the other replies to my comment.

[–]rgeguypic -2 points-1 points ago

Dude, it's his cake day!

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 0 points1 point ago

That just means I want to downvote him more.

[–]misterschmoo 33 points34 points ago

an airplane

[–]RobertoFromaggio 24 points25 points ago

An aeroplane

[–]misterschmoo -3 points-2 points ago

Oooh sick burn.

[–]Alienwarden 2 points3 points ago

Surely you can't be serious?

[–]misterschmoo 6 points7 points ago

Yes I'm serious and don't call me Shirley!

[–]Rozzzen[S,!] 9 points10 points ago

Dude Im sorry. English isnt my mother tongue. :)

[–]misterschmoo 13 points14 points ago

One of those "foreigners" eh', how exotic.

[–]bvanman 28 points29 points ago

Airplane! does the "literal answer" better than anyone.

[–]KingToasty 42 points43 points ago

"You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."

"A hospital? What is it?"

"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

[–]xnerdyxrealistx 23 points24 points ago

"Johnny, what can you make out of this?

"This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl..."

[–]wellingtonbear 8 points9 points ago

"Captain, how soon can you land?"

"I can't tell. "

"You can tell me. I'm a doctor."

"No. I mean I'm just not sure."

"Well, can't you take a guess?"

"Well, not for another two hours. "

"You can't take a guess for another two hours? "

[–]spyd3rweb 7 points8 points ago

Why can't there be comedy like this in new movies.

[–]elmerion 3 points4 points ago

I honestly don't understand it, Airplane has the silliest simpler jokes in the world they are easy to understand and they don't lose their "funny" when translated to other languages modern comedies try to hard or are extremely cheesy and awkward (Hangover).

[–]adamgrey 5 points6 points ago

Johnny tell me everything that's happened up til now?

[–]adamgrey 9 points10 points ago

You got a letter from headquarters.

Headquarters? What is it?

It's a big building where generals meet, but that isn't important.

[–]Hornswaggle 9 points10 points ago

It's an entirely different kind of flying... altogether.

[–]dches 7 points8 points ago

It's an entirely different kind of flying.

[–]Hornswaggle 1 point2 points ago

YES! Thank You!

[–]psychelicious 7 points8 points ago

I used to get nervous. I still do, but I used to too.

[–]MindlessDreamer 8 points9 points ago

You felt like a joke? You felt like this man? You felt like a TV show?

[–]haiku_robot 11 points12 points ago

You felt like a joke? 
You felt like this man? You felt 
like a TV show?

[–]smilingarmpits 4 points5 points ago

This is so utterly sad and depressing.

[–]cancercures 6 points7 points ago

It's actually one of the best auto-generated haiku's from haiku_robot.

[–]ichschnof 8 points9 points ago

I used to fly a lot for work. Every time, I would act really nervous hoping that one day a miracle would happen and I could reenact this scene. Sadly it never happened. I never even got the first half where someone asked me if I was nervous.

[–]ISeeYourOtherHand 11 points12 points ago

Woman: Nervous?

ichschnod: Yes...Very.

Woman: First time flying?

ichschnod: No, I've be-GOD DAMN IT LADY

[–]farkdog 8 points9 points ago

I would act really nervous

I guess Hollywood's not in the cards, eh?

[–]ichschnof 3 points4 points ago

Haha, yeah I guess not.

[–]jordanminjie 9 points10 points ago

I feel like you just made up a reason to post this but I don't care because Leslie Nielsen.

[–]ad169 6 points7 points ago

Title does not make anything close to sense. You felt like you had a joke response to an old lady's question? Did she call you Shirley after?

Is this perhaps a big typo that is supposed to read, "here's a funny image I saw"?

[–]hansol93 3 points4 points ago

I gave you an upvote just because of the fact that you didn't say "it's my cakeday..." on your title

[–]autodidact89 4 points5 points ago

The fear of flying is so common yet irrational. Every day we pass by numerous cars going up to 70mph toward one another, missing by mere feet. One wrong move (or lack thereof) on either side could fuck your shit. And remember it's the general population driving, not paid professionals. But flying in a commercial metal tube where nothing can touch you and the chance of wrecking is close to zilch? lol fuck that shit.

[–]RobbieGeneva 5 points6 points ago

Black, like my men.

[–]Sverd_abr_Sundav 2 points3 points ago

First time I ever went on an airplane was from New York to San Diego. The weeks leading up to the flight, my aunt kept telling me that the airplane would do loopty-loops, and essentially be like a roller coaster int he sky. I must tell you, I despise roller coasters or any such ride. I was also 7 and therefore terrified.

[–]pdmcmahon 2 points3 points ago

*an airplane

[–]need_my_amphetamines 4 points5 points ago

Should have saved your Yoda post for your cakeday. It was a lot funnier than this.

[–]DollarsThanSense 0 points1 point ago

Man, the Yoda post seems like it was years ago. It's like time has no meaning when your only frame of reference for each day is Reddit.

[–]AlrightStopHammatime 4 points5 points ago

I'm 27 and getting on an airplane for the first time ever next Friday. I'm scared to death.

[–]thatoneguy211 20 points21 points ago

Just remember you're flying thousands of feet up while going hundreds of miles per hour in a hunk of metal held together by some rivets with a ton of highly flammable jet fuel a dozen yards away. Then you'll feel fine.

[–]AlrightStopHammatime 9 points10 points ago

I hate you.

[–]Adaptingfate 4 points5 points ago

My brother-in-law works for Boeing. He told me something that changed my outlook on flying.

Anytime you start to freak out, just watch the people who are working. They are on planes many times a week, making their living. If they aren't worrying, neither should you.

[–]AlrightStopHammatime 0 points1 point ago

Right on.. :)

[–]RossCoveney 6 points7 points ago

Air is the safest kind of travel. Although turbulence will freak you out a treat, also the falling feeling when your descending. Enjoy

[–]ashowofhands -1 points0 points ago

Air is the safest kind of travel

I'd argue train, actually. Yes, there can be mishaps with train travel but they are not as serious as air travel mishaps.

[–]RossCoveney 11 points12 points ago

Trains kill more people every year than plane accidents.

[–]m42a 0 points1 point ago

But how many people do trains kill per trip?

[–]dmoczy 3 points4 points ago

As a pilot I can absolutely guarantee you that you have nothing to worry about. Just enjoy the view

[–]AlrightStopHammatime 2 points3 points ago

Appreciate that!

[–]Batticon 0 points1 point ago

Of the miniscule number of plane crashes, even fewer of those result in any death.

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 0 points1 point ago

Think about it - would those pilots be making a career out of it if the likelihood of THEM dying was that high?

It's not like the cockpit's any safer than the cabin.

[–]keithybabes -4 points-3 points ago

TIL AlrightStopHammatime is a fucking wuss.

[–]AlrightStopHammatime 2 points3 points ago

TIL fuck you.

[–]keithybabes 5 points6 points ago

That's the spirit. You just need to grow a pair.

[–]domo-loves-yoshi 2 points3 points ago

that movie is freaking awesome!

[–]1amathrowaway 1 point2 points ago

No it wasn't.

[–]RabidRetrospectGames 1 point2 points ago

I remember my first time on a airplane. I kept looking for bodies of water to jump into in case the plane suddenly split in half.

[–]Burf-_- 0 points1 point ago

First time i went up in a plane I jumped out of it... how many can claim that ?

Yes absolutely true story.

[–]thedrunkfr0g -1 points0 points ago

Wait, you haven't been on a plane in 65 years? or you just felt like an old lady? That doesn't sound right, I bet it was that you felt like a person trying to make polite conversation when a stranger is freaking out beside you. Don't worry, it doesn't happen on every flight.

[–]zeyadf -1 points0 points ago

So you welt like a scene from Airplane when you were on a plane for the first time? Interesting reaction...

[–]zeyadf -1 points0 points ago

Do you even lift?

[–]IamTypingWithOneHand 0 points1 point ago

I flied a bunch of times and I still feel like I am going to die at every turbulence.

[–]Where_this_belongs -1 points0 points ago

[–]Sam_Strong 0 points1 point ago

This is funny because I'm two hours away from my first flight ever.

[–]KamiKagutsuchi 0 points1 point ago

*an airplane mister president.

[–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

Surely, you must be kidding!

[–]Whysomadbro 0 points1 point ago

It is your cake-day, and you didn't mention it in your post? Fuck it, you deserve all the upvotes.

[–]loveandbaseketball 0 points1 point ago

I don't think it matters how many times I get on an airplane, I still get slightly terrified.

[–]GTFan712 0 points1 point ago

I was recently on a flight across the Atlantic with group of classmates, one of which had never flown before, and was from a fairly small town in Alabama. The flight was fairly packed, but there were exit seats available. The flight attendants came to us and asked if anyone would like to move to and exit seat, but we were all content in our seats next to each other, so we declined. The virgin flyer then turned to us and asked, "Exit seats, is that where they keep the parachutes?" We all burst into laughter before telling her there unfortunately weren't any parachutes. She slowly turned and looked out the window with a terrified look on her face. She didn't speak to anyone for the entire 8 hour flight.

[–]Qbert_Spuckler 0 points1 point ago

I feel that way on an airplane everytime...and I've flown hundreds of times!

[–]ImLazyWithUsernames 0 points1 point ago

First time?

No, last time.

[–]kirizzel 0 points1 point ago

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?

Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

[–]nick90 0 points1 point ago

Surely you can't be serious?

[–]tamnoswal 0 points1 point ago

Just realized that this guy played Hyde's dad, Bud, on That 70's Show.

[–]OmnipotentBagel 1 point2 points ago

How I felt when I was on an airplane for the first time: 'Huh, this is just like being on a bus. Only safer. Why the hell do people get nervous about this.'

[–]Tabar -1 points0 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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[–]manas_b -1 points0 points ago

Haha that's funny.

[–]GVE2008 0 points1 point ago

Surely you can't be serious.

[–]me131211 1 point2 points ago

Good movie. God good movie.

[–]huntewiden 1 point2 points ago

Looks like I picked a bad week to stop quoting Airplane!

[–]Ceru 0 points1 point ago

The first flight I ever went on was last year. I went from Houston to San Francisco for about 4 hours, then had to literally run (SFO was horrible) to catch my connection to spend another 13 hours to Korea. Eventually it felt as if I had lived on that damn plane for a week. What I've learned from all this is, food does NOT sit well with me on flights.

[–]bob-leblaw 0 points1 point ago

So you are that couple. I'll wish you a happy union, albeit from a distance.

[–]suupermorgann 0 points1 point ago

A airplane

[–]cwlosek -1 points0 points ago

Repost

[–]postboredum 2 points3 points ago

Shirley you can't be serious

[–]roachwarren -3 points-2 points ago

You felt nervous and copied someones joke? nice

[–]Deviltrig 0 points1 point ago

Every single time I see this my brain plays this video

[–]PhillupJSimpson -2 points-1 points ago

You can get a concussion face palming so many times in this movie.

[–]MagicBox101 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of a book i recently read "The Fault In Our Stars" by John Green.

oh gus

[–]TheSilversky64 -2 points-1 points ago

Happy cake day!

[–]almond22 0 points1 point ago

Airplane!-- one of the funniest movies in existence

[–]WaveQuiet -3 points-2 points ago

I said this exact same thing when I first had sex.

[–]AndersBM -3 points-2 points ago

first time I was on a plane alone by myself was when I was 15 going to amsterdam, A nice old lady asked me the same thing. I just said no ive smoked weed many times.

[–]Snufflesaur -4 points-3 points ago

OP felt like a faggot.

[–]amnzombie -5 points-4 points ago

Surely you could come up with something better......Come on someone, say it!