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Told my girlfriend I love when the page is full of blue links. Woke up to this. (imgur.com)

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[–]Piratiko 186 points187 points ago

This is a repost and a lie and you are a reposter and a liar.

[–]NosferatuPerrywinkle 20 points21 points ago

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsqfruPREA1qdmo41.png

[–]kurtftw 2 points3 points ago

I hated the way he said phoney.

[–]Axle-f 4 points5 points ago

You catching in the rye?

[–]Ovurix 3 points4 points ago

It's funny because the book, but also because the character in the show is credited as Holden Caulfield!

[–]Cirmanman 12 points13 points ago

And he should feel bad.

[–]WhyNona 91 points92 points ago

You don't have a girlfriend.

[–]XpanderTN 206 points207 points ago

I hate karma whores like you. This was posted months ago: http://www.reddit.com/r/zelda/comments/xxwb5/told_my_girlfriend_i_love_when_the_page_is_full/

[–]dhash 31 points32 points ago

I knew I saw this somewhere, thanks for the blue link + for calling this dude out.

[–]I_am_Tre 6 points7 points ago

Well come on. OP has a girlfriend? I lol'd He's not even a good whore. This is the kind of dirty whoring you'd find in a desperate backwoods somewhere. As sad as it is amusing, really.

[–]alexjuuhh 23 points24 points ago

OP could never have a girlfriend.

[–]jk147 3 points4 points ago

obligatory

[–]PlaxOnPlax 4 points5 points ago

I came here to say I doubt that that even happened, and now it's been confirmed.

[–]StevenMunterK 5 points6 points ago

And it was shit and unfunny then as well

[–]Loggie 3 points4 points ago

This didn't happen. Either time.

[–]shark_claws 57 points58 points ago

No you didn't

[–]Janitor-Hank 28 points29 points ago

the least you could have done was change your own background to get the right date

[–]denverdub808 3 points4 points ago

stop encouraging him lol

[–]jcveliz 27 points28 points ago

fuck you

[–]BuzzsGirlfriendWoof 46 points47 points ago

It's posts like these where I go into their history and downvote everything they have ever done.

[–]NotASmallTownBoy 11 points12 points ago

I just did.

[–]smithkody23 19 points20 points ago

You're big fat phony!

[–]GeneralBS 41 points42 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Told my girlfriend I love when the page is full of blue links. Woke up to this.[x-post from r/funny] 19coms 814pts 3mos zelda
Told my girlfriend I love when the page is full of blue links. Woke up to this. 105coms 814pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]gawright87 24 points25 points ago

They both have the exact same amount of upvotes.... O__O

[–]trampus1 10 points11 points ago

And both posted by people with drunk in their usernames.

[–]SuprChckn 7 points8 points ago

And one was posted in a theater, and one was in a warehouse!

[–]efc4817 25 points26 points ago

Yeah your girlfriend! Sure thing.

[–]stussy-one 32 points33 points ago

Shame on you, same title and all

[–]TuhHahMiss 2 points3 points ago

I thoroughly enjoyed this gif. haha.

[–]stussy-one 5 points6 points ago

Another one of my faves

[–]bullettime2 43 points44 points ago

REPOST DOWN DOWN DOWN VOTE

[–]grimfate 19 points20 points ago

you didnt tell your fake girlfriend anything

[–]mrmateo 8 points9 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Told my girlfriend I love when the page is full of blue links. Woke up to this.[x-post from r/funny] 19coms 814pts 3mos zelda
Told my girlfriend I love when the page is full of blue links. Woke up to this. 105coms 814pts 3mos funny

[–]cpenoh 7 points8 points ago

No you fucking didn't

[–]BrandonThePrez 7 points8 points ago

Fucking repost.

[–]chrismetalrock 7 points8 points ago

this joke is as old as the game

[–]bullettime2 7 points8 points ago

Why do you come here just to hurt and deceive us?

[–]nataleeyuhh 7 points8 points ago

YOU'RE FULL OF LIES!!! there's a special place in hell for people like you.

[–]radioheady 15 points16 points ago

TwistedSteelSky checks his inbox

[–]divusdavus 12 points13 points ago

BOO THIS MAN

[–]drunkenpineapple 7 points8 points ago

If you're going to repost my post 3 months later, you could at least think of a different title, no?

[–]Slyguy202 16 points17 points ago

Not funny.

[–]OtaConnor[!] 16 points17 points ago

Faggot

[–]maketho 8 points9 points ago

Fuck you, OP

[–]sheldonismyfather 8 points9 points ago

You woke up to a repost?

[–]Sircumalot89 8 points9 points ago

no you didnt, eat a bag of dicks

[–]Xpectopatronum 4 points5 points ago

Fuck you OP. Didn't even bother rewording the title.

[–]RzK 14 points15 points ago

TwistedSteelSky, Faggot of the year

Got him tagged as that from now on

[–]Hitomi_seed1 7 points8 points ago

No she didn't.

[–]mbbmets1 6 points7 points ago

Repost

[–]jumbobrain 11 points12 points ago

Yeh, my cat can use a computer too.

[–]whosrephaite 3 points4 points ago

You could have made a better effort for karma...like do it to your own computer! Show some hussle!

[–]MrGameNWatch 3 points4 points ago

This post blows, repost or not.

[–]ophello 7 points8 points ago

You have no girlfriend. And this is a repost.

[–]SpeakinEngrish 5 points6 points ago

Well generally you'd probably use your hands to do this so it makes perfect sense.

[–]OsamaBinLollin 5 points6 points ago

And to think I was about to upvote you...

[–]riptaway 5 points6 points ago

OP is a faggot

[–]yukijr 6 points7 points ago

You are a liar

[–]that_one_kid_270 5 points6 points ago

OP is a fag

[–]Vexxicus 5 points6 points ago

OP = fag! -.-

[–]sburns204 6 points7 points ago

Wow, your girlfriend gets around alot, she is a huge whore

[–]blood727 6 points7 points ago

You sit on a throne of lies!

[–]Namaha 8 points9 points ago

I don't think you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your new background.

[–]letsgetstoned 2 points3 points ago

fuck you, you have no girlfriend or oc

[–]triforceofawesome 2 points3 points ago

Die.

[–]Durpadur 2 points3 points ago

Wait... how does this fucking liar have 546 upvotes for being a reposting Reddit killer?

[–]MrSamster911 4 points5 points ago

how do i know this is a repost?

THE CLOCK SAYS IT'S AUGUST YOU FUCKTARD!

[–]phleena 3 points4 points ago

Best repost retaliation I could come up with

[–]gngr_ale 1 point2 points ago

Everyone's complaining about it being a repost and I'm just here thinking of a witty comment for my first time seeing this.

[–]DoomofKronos 0 points1 point ago

Hey, Look! Its Zelda!

[–]Durpadur 1 point2 points ago

This was only funny the 6th, 8th and 13th times I saw this.

[–]WiseManZero 1 point2 points ago

Did anyone else cross their eyes expecting a sailboat?

[–]BongGyver 1 point2 points ago

this... again... i'm glad you think your "girlfriend" is the first person to ever think of this and you just had to post it, but seriously, this isn't funny.

[–]OPs_Hand 1 point2 points ago

You're welcome honey.

[–]patislow 1 point2 points ago

You should probably murder her.

[–]ameilius 1 point2 points ago

FIXED: http://i.imgur.com/cMUUR.jpg

[–]Thimbles 0 points1 point ago

I'm dialing ox feces on this one.

[–]DrAtheneum -2 points-1 points ago

This is a stereogram. Let each eye look at it on its own, then align what each eye sees, and it will appear three dimensional.

Correction: an autostereogram, and a much simpler one than you will find in Magic Eye books, but the technique for looking at it is the same.

[–]ChorroVon -2 points-1 points ago

Did anybody else try to Magic-eye this?

[–]Skylaith -5 points-4 points ago

That title was confusing to read. It need adjustment --> I told my girlfriend that I love it when the page is full of blue links. Woke up to this.

[–]Peartato59 -3 points-2 points ago

This seems like such a stupid, arbitrary thing for someone to tell their SO.

[–]anxhelino1234 -4 points-3 points ago

WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL YOUR THINGS?!

[–]shrayshray -5 points-4 points ago

ZORA TUNIC

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[–]KarlyPilkoids 2 points3 points ago

Define "my".

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