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[–]Milkelly_White 90 points91 points ago

My hat is a boot. Your argument is moot.

[–]isaac777777 1 point2 points ago

Oh my gosh, his hat's a galosh!

[–]zoomdaddy 0 points1 point ago

Look what he grew, his head is a shoe!

[–]KerberusIV 0 points1 point ago

I always come into the conversation too late, I had wanted to say that!

[–]woopwoopwoopwooop 145 points146 points ago

YOUR HAT IS ABOOT WHAT?

[–]SpringInJapan 53 points54 points ago

It's aboot to fall of his head.

Look at that bend. Shit's unstable.

[–]VeritablyClean 47 points48 points ago

How dare you say anything about Vermin is unstable.

[–]InsertWittyName_Here 3 points4 points ago

Speaking of, I misread, "Saint Anselem" at first, and thought it said, "Insane Asylum". Go figure.

[–]MagmaGuy 3 points4 points ago

That gave me an idea. I'm bored.

Edit: Find the 6 differences and win!

[–]Noxrazi 3 points4 points ago

-FSM

-Institute of Boots

-Black Dildo

-New Humpshire

...Okay, do I win 2/3rds of the prize?

[–]MagmaGuy 3 points4 points ago

You missed the really obvious one.

Edit: and the really tiny one as well.

Edit2: And the appearance of no less than a God. You need a pair of glasses.

[–]Noxrazi 2 points3 points ago

Hm, well I noticed the color change and what not, but I didn't figure that as a change. Is it? Reveal to me your final secrets!

[–]MagmaGuy 2 points3 points ago

bottom right corner, and you got the color right.

[–]Noxrazi 2 points3 points ago

But...I said Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM). Is there something else in that corner? D:

[–]D-Speak 4 points5 points ago

I bet you're real fucking proud of yourself for this one. Boots off to you, sir.

[–]Nachtmensch 0 points1 point ago

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

[–]Specialnick 234 points235 points ago

Vermin Supreme 2012, fighting tooth decay for America!

[–]venividivixi 87 points88 points ago

Not the mention free ponies for everyone! We are going to have a completely pony based economy, with pony poop powering our homes and pony transportation. Another popular plan is Zombie based renewable energy, where we attach zombies on a spinning wheel and attach brains just in front of them to produce electricity.

VERMIN SUPREME 2016!!!!

[–]Captainpatch 23 points24 points ago

I'm a bit skeptical about the Pony National Identification System where your pony is branded with your national ID number and you need to have it with you at all times.

[–]HawaiianDry 23 points24 points ago

It's ok, with the Pony Electronic National Identification System, your pony has a small microchip embedded in it. No muss, no fuss.

[–]DirtySmuggler 10 points11 points ago

Yes, as the system grows, I'm sure most users will find themselves very satisfied.

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[–]spaceroach 5 points6 points ago

This kills the joke.

[–]Ilantzvi 4 points5 points ago

I'm more concerned about the secret dental Police kicking in your door at three AM to make sure you've brushed!

[–]Rixxer 3 points4 points ago

He should call it the "Pony and Equine National Identification System". Or P.E.N.I.S. for short.

When you have to show ID, they'll ask "Can I see your P.E.N.I.S. please?" or "Gonna have to see some P.E.N.I.S."

[–]Synergythepariah 2 points3 points ago

Pony National Identification System?

PNIS

Uhh...

[–]THEMrBurke 10 points11 points ago

Remember A vote for vermin supreme is a vote completely thrown away

[–]I_play_4_keeps 1 point2 points ago

And time travel research!

[–]Aerospace97 0 points1 point ago

Which he'll then use to go back in time and kill the infant Hitler with his bare hands!

[–]SparticusIAm 27 points28 points ago

Because a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote truly wasted

[–]Pefur 28 points29 points ago

"A vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely thrown away."

[–]Chiyote 2 points3 points ago

Just like the votes from anyone who happens to live in the state of Florida.

[–]rightc0ast 1 point2 points ago

I liked:

"Professionally, Anything more than the MINIMAL use of force is considered excessive, and unsporting . It is my belief , that there is a far greater likelyhood of excessive use of force being used by an officer experiencing the grouch- intensifying effects of chafing. Riot Protection gear can not protect you from chafing yourself raw. The butt cheeks of justice must be protected. Officers, If you are ordered to attack fellow civilians, please ignore the butt pain and pull your punches, no one needs to get hurt. Corn starch I say is the answer !"

Fellow civilians. Nice touch Vermin. Nice touch.

[–]astazangasta 3 points4 points ago

DAMMIT, I FORGOT. Why, why didn't this get posted before the election?

[–]400asa 5 points6 points ago

It was.

[–]venividivixi 5 points6 points ago

You can't find it over the Obama circlejerk.

[–]crusaderpat 3 points4 points ago

I wonder how many votes he got.

[–]I_play_4_keeps 6 points7 points ago

Less than Roseanne Barr unfortunately.

[–]blood202 1 point2 points ago

That's where my vote went.

[–]bigtuck54 0 points1 point ago

Vermin Supreme, the tyrant you can trust.

[–]RussianBearsEatYou 0 points1 point ago

Gingivitis has been tearing apart America

[–]AstroFreddy 16 points17 points ago

You all know that Vermin Supreme is on reddit right?

http://www.reddit.com/user/verminsupreme2012

[–]nathanv221 0 points1 point ago

thank you for this

[–]ThatShitDidntHappen 15 points16 points ago

I saw Vermin Supreme at a rainbow gathering in the Cherokee National Forest last summer, almost didn't recognize him without the boot.

[–]Katch00 0 points1 point ago

I was wondering if there were any other Rainbows around here...

[–]korgoth25 7 points8 points ago

yes NH on the frontpage of /funny our time to shine

[–]kdivers 1 point2 points ago

He's pretty much our best politician ever. Franklin Peirce gives us a bad rep...

[–]thatguyjustin 13 points14 points ago

At the NATO summit protest in Chicago this May, we were surrounding the Art Institute of Chicago because the heads of state were having a dinner there so we decided to take our protest there and stage a sit in. It starts pouring down rain, and the Chicago Police have us surrounded, and Vermin comes up on the bullhorn campaigning for President. Among his campaign promises were riot shields with windshield wipers equipped for the police department. Even a few of the officers had to strain to hide their chuckles from that one.

[–]r3tr0b0t 4 points5 points ago

i met him in Chicago as well. Wonderful character.

[–]thatguyjustin 2 points3 points ago

He really is a nice person at heart, and his satire of American politics is fucking brilliant I'll say.

[–]Miss_Trademarkk 1 point2 points ago

Vermin Supreme is pretty the best.

[–]Atmonauti 1 point2 points ago

I've met him several times on the ground at protests. He's always on the bullhorn cracking jokes, which is insanely useful at bringing tensions down after the police arrest someone, or crack someone's head open as happened many, many times during the NATO protests.

He's been running for president since the 80s, so don't worry- just because election 2012 is over doesn't mean we won't still see him around.

[–]Pefur 6 points7 points ago

He is a friendly fascist, a tyrant that You should trust.

[–]need_my_amphetamines 29 points30 points ago

Yeah, that's how I view the majority of posters and commenters on /r/politics.

[–]Dracomantis 39 points40 points ago

You mean to tell me that a bunch of teenagers who don't vote and constantly upvote outright lies to the front page are not respected political commentators???

[–]foil-time 31 points32 points ago

My favorite reply started out with "My teacher told me..."

[–]sgtpppr 16 points17 points ago

"Fox News is politically biased, so I get my truth from DailyKos."

[–]N0V0w3ls 5 points6 points ago

"But sometimes I mix things up with HuffPo, Alternet and Thinkprogress."

[–]spaceroach 0 points1 point ago

Terrible. I get my truth from David Icke.

[–]nhguy03276 -1 points0 points ago

The Daily show has got the real information...

[–]FragdaddyXXL 2 points3 points ago

Granted, outright lies usually get called out by the top comment of that thread.

[–]yeshmin 2 points3 points ago

Granted, people who view reddit are probably unlikely to read the comments and just upvote.

[–]drewuke 3 points4 points ago

Comment'ers, the few, the proud.

[–]FragileFrankieMerman 19 points20 points ago

Holy smokes you are brave. Next thing we know, you'll be saying r/atheism is annoying!

[–]need_my_amphetamines 2 points3 points ago

...but it is!

[–]rockne 3 points4 points ago

[–]ConvictedCow 3 points4 points ago

A vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote for zombie powered turbines.

[–]on_reddit_all_day 3 points4 points ago

He's actually very articulate, I think he wears the boot on his head so people won't take him seriously.

[–]sgtpppr 4 points5 points ago

Being educated and articulate does not prevent you from having schizophrenia.

[–]kention3 3 points4 points ago

A Stately Steeltoe.

[–]queryingreddit 5 points6 points ago

Live free or die.

[–]CantHugEveryCat 2 points3 points ago

Still not as crazy as magic underwear.

[–]I_play_4_keeps 2 points3 points ago

FREE PONIES FOR EVERYONE!!!

[–]eatponiespoorainbows 1 point2 points ago

Mmmm ponies...

[–]Spiritjump 2 points3 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
This is true. 64coms 1284pts 22dys funny
My side on the political debate 0coms 1pt 10dys funny
Hats off to this politician. 6coms 76pts 8mos funny
How I feel browsing r/politics. 4coms 12pts 1mo funny
My hat is a boot. 104coms 1047pts 10mos funny
Mr Boothat for president! 2coms -3pts 19dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]mcgibber 1 point2 points ago

I was really hoping it would say your political views are moot just for the sake of rhyming. I feel anyone who would wear a boot like that on their head should really work harder to rhyme.

[–]zimbabwe7878 -1 points0 points ago

Facebook official.

[–]Gwingle -1 points0 points ago

I am more than willing to upvote this again.

[–]chilidog17 -1 points0 points ago

Whats the name of this guy? Ive seen him before.

[–]scorpio242 1 point2 points ago

Vermin Supreme!

[–]chilidog17 -1 points0 points ago

Thanks!

[–]magnetight 1 point2 points ago

Ooh ooh. Where'd he say to sign up for the pony?

[–]Nebz604 0 points1 point ago

No, his boot is a hat.

[–]Summincool 0 points1 point ago

Mother fucking Welly!

[–]Marzoni 1 point2 points ago

[–]Krzysz 0 points1 point ago

Saint Anselm = Insane Asylum o.O?

[–]markpelly 1 point2 points ago

College

[–]Areyve 0 points1 point ago

I thoot he was Canadian

[–]markpelly 0 points1 point ago

New Hampshire is not in Canada.

[–]Areyve 1 point2 points ago

[–]WithYouAround 0 points1 point ago

The top line made me think it was about us Canadians.

[–]abumpdabump 1 point2 points ago

your hat is a boot what?

[–]McDoubleD 1 point2 points ago

VERMIN SUPREME 2016!!!

[–]all_seeing_ey3 0 points1 point ago

huddah huddah huh!

[–]F5_supermonkey 0 points1 point ago

let me guess, OP voted Obummer.

[–]Aridawn 0 points1 point ago

So brave. Not OP...I mean the guy in the boot.

[–]uha 1 point2 points ago

As the mod for r/verminsupreme, I approve this message.

[–]eightysixfilms 1 point2 points ago

I thought he was just a crazy person on the street when I saw him over the summer in Chicago at the Nato protests. Here he is in the crowd.

EDIT:Note that is not a microphone to the bullhorn, that's a black clowns nose.

[–]Drix22 0 points1 point ago

I saw this gentleman in Salem, MA on halloween campaigning for his presidency. In all fairness I would have wrote him in if I could have remembered his name.

[–]Fekenator 0 points1 point ago

Or is his boot a hat?

[–]signaldistress 0 points1 point ago

Brush Your Teeth!!!

[–]1337Scott 0 points1 point ago

I thought dumbledore died?

[–]DalekCaek 1 point2 points ago

I wish he was president...

[–]MaximusLeonis 0 points1 point ago

I don't want kids being sent to a dental hygiene rehabilitation camp.

[–]DalekCaek 0 points1 point ago

But I want a pony.

[–]Chiyote 1 point2 points ago

I got to meet Vermin at this years National Rainbow Gathering. If our politicians had 1/1000th of his sense and intelligence, the country would not be the hell-hole it is now.

[–]ucecatcher 1 point2 points ago

He made more sense than either the reds or blues.

[–]Patrickfoster 0 points1 point ago

As a Canadian, what exactly is your hat aboot?

[–]chaosconnor 0 points1 point ago

Pony powered economy guys

[–]nhguy03276 0 points1 point ago

Is it really odd that I recognized the state flag (hey that's in NH) before I saw the writing on wall, or that the guy had a boot on?

[–]guthran 0 points1 point ago

I live about 30 seconds away from st anselms. Im not surprised this happened

[–]mcbobgorge 1 point2 points ago

[–]I_like_your_boots 0 points1 point ago

A friendly fascist...

[–]drthvdrlvr 0 points1 point ago

Met this guy in Asheville NC around Halloween! He pitched his free pony platform and zombie energy plan. I thought he was a local character -- I had no idea he was "for real"!

[–]pff2840 0 points1 point ago

I believe you meant "My hat is a boot. Your political views are moot."

FTFY

[–]djJACKPOT 0 points1 point ago

This was funny the first time I saw this.....11months ago

[–]BasementDweller4ever 0 points1 point ago

every time I see this picture, I save it.

[–]manuel_robot_cleaner 1 point2 points ago

HE'S TURNIN' GAY!

[–]hogwarts5972 1 point2 points ago

Vermin Supreme strikes again!

[–]CS_Michael 0 points1 point ago

So this is what the pyro really looks like...

[–]thesummerkid 0 points1 point ago

gingivitis

[–]RasputinsPinkyToe 0 points1 point ago

Nice Jacket, who shot the couch?

[–]the_internet_clown 0 points1 point ago

i did. i make all of vermin supreme's jackets

[–]verminsupreme4prez 1 point2 points ago

Relevant username.. but i'm too late. FUCK!

[–]fbgm420 0 points1 point ago

VERMIN SUPREME 2016 lets make it happen

[–]eddydjcat 0 points1 point ago

up vote for having this guy on your facebook :J

[–]NorfolkSouthern 0 points1 point ago

Vermin supreme is his name, fighting cavities is his political stance

[–]tehlostprophet 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes my favorite shoe-in

[–]kerdon 0 points1 point ago

Vermin Supreme 2016

[–]hexacat 1 point2 points ago

My feelings about politics tend to begin with "I told you, We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune..."

[–]saucytuna 0 points1 point ago

[–]MrBellator 0 points1 point ago

We're gettin veggie tales up in this shit

[–]Sassanac 0 points1 point ago

This is reposted every single week, but i still enjoy it every time.

[–]diphiminaids 0 points1 point ago

Context?

[–]manmelvin 0 points1 point ago

Ladies and gentlemen I give you Vermin Supreme.

[–]elijahsaidwhat 0 points1 point ago

A nostalgia and anger cyclone is roaring in my mind. This repost is so old I miss it.

[–]laxbrolaxbrolaxbro 1 point2 points ago

Free ponys for everyone!

[–]white_negro 1 point2 points ago

WHERES MY PONY, MR SUPREME?!

[–]SeshuanSteve 0 points1 point ago

This is a hat I can really stand behind.

[–]machzel08 -5 points-4 points ago

A boot?

he must be Canadian.

[–]yandere_for_you 3 points4 points ago

You are the Canadian here.

[–]Jt3062117 -1 points0 points ago

Every redditor should vote for him in 2016 He would be the best president ever

[–]Tier4 -3 points-2 points ago

Vermin Supreme is what happens when people think acting and dressing stupid is a replacement for comedy or wit.

[–]sillyconmind 0 points1 point ago

Love this state.

[–]CallMeAnEngineer 1 point2 points ago

Ah, mr. Supreme.

[–]woopywoop -4 points-3 points ago

This guy skyped with my school. Unfortunately I was absent that day, but I heard it was very interesting.