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[–]DuctTapeFTW 94 points95 points ago

Porkakke

[–]flclreddit 24 points25 points ago

Come again?

[–]TeamCraft3 55 points56 points ago

If you say so. unzip

[–]muonicdischarge 7 points8 points ago

I just did.

[–]Bargom 352 points353 points ago

[–]matt01ss 286 points287 points ago

[–]sulta 23 points24 points ago

Fuck now I want to watch that movie.

[–]SureSignOfAGoodRhyme 23 points24 points ago

It's REALLY good, I understood so much more being an adult this time.

Also, if you acquired it like I did, use a VPN. This is the only movie I've gotten an email for, and I received it about 10 minutes into the download (from the VPN service), then I got another one from my ISP because I let it seed for a minute without my VPN on accident. Paramount will cut you

[–]sulta 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for the warning.

[–]lfzero 1 point2 points ago

Public or private tracker? I assume the former...

[–]PFCDoofles 23 points24 points ago

This is from the Truman show, isn't it?

[–]lolbacon 34 points35 points ago

Definitely not. The last thing I would ever do is lie to you.

[–]Vivi_Ortiner 56 points57 points ago

Nah, new episode of Walking Dead. Just a flashback.

[–]NazzerDawk 5 points6 points ago

It's a flashback about the origin of the Jim Carrey Zombie from Season 1, Episode 1:

http://www.empirestategamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Jim-Carrey-Zombie.png

[–]azizinator25 12 points13 points ago

It's from That Guy With the Glasses.com's Nostalgia Chick

[–]Sloloem 4 points5 points ago

Well, the GIF matt01ss linked is from the Truman show. The original GIF with the hotdogs is Nostalgia Chick...I think from The Freddy Got Fingered review with Kyle Kallgren.

[–]donutsalad 3 points4 points ago

Yes.

[–]TheLeMoNjUiCe191 1 point2 points ago

I still got a bonner

[–]madplayshd 0 points1 point ago

Technically its not a repost, its a crosspost.

[–]TheBoyWhoDid -1 points0 points ago

Omg, thats Jenner from The Walking Dead.

[–]PrometheusZer0 -1 points0 points ago

its?

[–]Redditor8472 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only person who thinks he takes way too long of a beat before "lie to you"?

It bothers me each time I watch it.

[–]CrackedPepper86 8 points9 points ago

That's on /r/gifs. A completely different, non-default sub. What's the problem?

[–]FrostyCow 10 points11 points ago

Am I the only one who doesn't mind reposts when they are on different subreddits?/r/gifs is not a default subreddit either, so what's the big deal?

[–]reddiquetteSpeaker 7 points8 points ago

reddiquette

Please do

Post to the most appropriate community possible. Also, consider cross posting if you realize later that another community might receive a greater benefit from your post.

and

Please don't:

Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote.

[–]Indigoh 0 points1 point ago

I'm not subscribed to /r/gifs, so this is new content to me and I wouldn't have seen it if he hadn't reposted it.

[–]mikede88 13 points14 points ago

except instead of hotdogs, they are penises

[–]derolle 10 points11 points ago

Thanks Dwight.

[–]Squalor- 134 points135 points ago

Why do guys throw raw hotdogs at your face when you're the only girl at a party?

What kinds of parties are you attending?

[–]ArnoldLayne 30 points31 points ago

They're precooked, if you know what I mean.

[–]_shazbot_ 11 points12 points ago

I'm gonna have to be frank with you, if you know what I mean.

[–]delphium226 12 points13 points ago

What's the wurst that could happen?

[–]drcindie 16 points17 points ago

I have a lesbian friend that during a breakup with her girlfriend threw a big handful of vibrators and dildos at said ex's face. I have imagined it looking similar to this for years. I'm so happy someone made this.

[–]BermudaCake 3 points4 points ago

I think your story would probably hurt a lot more.

[–]Fraymond 50 points51 points ago

The best kind.

[–]beefinbed 3 points4 points ago

you know how many foods are shaped like dicks!?

[–]Reesch 2 points3 points ago

Better than a sausage fest.

[–]Neil_Armschlong 4 points5 points ago

The Wurst kind.

[–]wowjinxy 429 points430 points ago

wow, can't you wait like a day to repost something?

[–]capnlumps 188 points189 points ago

[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo 18 points19 points ago

my new favorite gif.

[–]Berwickmex 18 points19 points ago

Now go submit this gif as "Still my favorite gif" and receive 1,000 karma.

[–]keostyriaru 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of Chris Tucker, where's this from

[–]Angiotensin 9 points10 points ago

Half Baked

[–]blacktoise 0 points1 point ago

Please tell me where this is from. EDIT: I now see the answer. I spoke too soon.

[–]jbenz 134 points135 points ago

Calling OP out is the right thing to do, but I'm afraid it's too late. You know that scene in Back to the Future 3, where doc sets up the model train set to demonstrate their trip from 1885 to 1985 and he includes a little point-of-no-return? Well, this karma train is past that point. All aboard.

[–]Late_Night_Grumbler 179 points180 points ago

[–]Breathing_Balls 30 points31 points ago

I am so glad that Eric Stoltz was canned as Marty Mcfly.

The chemistry between Fox and Lloyd was a winner.

[–]readonlyuser 21 points22 points ago

Eric made like a tree and got axed.

Stolen from a Youtube comment

[–]PFCDoofles 29 points30 points ago

you mean REPOSTED FROM YOUTUBE!

HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY IS A REPOSTER!

[–]Schroedingers_gif 27 points28 points ago

Calling out readonlyuser is the right thing to do, but I'm afraid it's too late. You know that scene in Back to the Future 3, where doc sets up the model train set to demonstrate their trip from 1885 to 1985 and he includes a little point-of-no-return? Well, this karma train is past that point. All aboard.

[–]are_you_trolling 21 points22 points ago

[–]Nwatz 17 points18 points ago

I am so glad that Eric Stoltz was canned as Marty Mcfly. The chemistry between Fox and Lloyd was a winner.

[–]apric0t 13 points14 points ago

Eric made like a tree and got axed.

Stolen from a Youtube comment

[–]PFCDoofles 3 points4 points ago

I am so glad that Eric Stoltz was canned as Marty Mcfly.

The chemistry between Fox and Lloyd was a winner.

Hey, who took my sports almanac?

[–]jimx117 3 points4 points ago

BOO THIS MAN!

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]DocJawbone 0 points1 point ago

I got him man, I got him!

[–]iRegretNothing12 6 points7 points ago

This is heavy.

[–]dillpiccolol 3 points4 points ago

Heavy? Why's everything so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

[–]KingLiberal 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for putting this in terms that I can understand. There just aren't enough explanations set to Back to the Future references out there.

[–]SweetNeo85 77 points78 points ago

[–]chiablo 16 points17 points ago

When Reddit merges with Karma Decay to filter out the reposts, I'll spend more time on Reddit. When the entire front page is nothing but reposts, I get bored of reddit and start to wish it was a more curated system like Fark.

[–]GreyFoxMe 3 points4 points ago

Maybe the fact that you are able to complain about reposts tells you that you spend too much time on Reddit?

I am sure that most reposts are new content for the majority of reddit visitors.

This post might be a bad example of this, since it was posted so recently, but still.

[–]canadiahippie 7 points8 points ago

I litterally just woke up nd clicked on the original post, then this right after that... this is shit, I tell you

[–]p4nthers11 3 points4 points ago

together we can make a difference... my down vote is in

[–]bacon_cake 0 points1 point ago

Like, I know right.

[–]jaw4ever 64 points65 points ago

Nostalgia Chick!!

[–]Hallc 22 points23 points ago

My guess is the Freddy got Fingered review.

[–]miba 12 points13 points ago

it is

[–]CorneliusJack 11 points12 points ago

The clip is from Nostalgia Chick reviewing Tom Green's 'Freddy got Fingered'.

Link, it's a pretty good review.

[–]Darierl 3 points4 points ago

I fucking love Freddy Got Fingered and have done since its release.

I don't think people realised at the time that most of the film is a parody of typical film archetypes, I'll stop before I sound pretentious, but yes I also find it funny as fuck.

[–]Bulrog 141 points142 points ago

[–]GirlyWhirl 20 points21 points ago

WHAT is that from?! Haha. Not to mention it's looped in a way where I could find no way to stop watching, ever.

[–]kbang257 16 points17 points ago

Its from Marie Chouinard's bODY_REMIX-gOLDBERG_vARIATIONS

[–]CorneliusJack 0 points1 point ago

I've never thought I would be terrified of Goldberg Variations, it is kinda ruining it for me, especially I am learning it.

[–]CapitalistRoark 0 points1 point ago

I sat here and watched the whole thing. All I can really say is this: wut...

[–]Where_to_now 4 points5 points ago

This is the first gif I have laughed at in a while... I would love to know some context to this because it's the most ridiculously WTF worthy thing I have seen in ages.

[–]HungryTaco 2 points3 points ago

Trust me, the context doesn't make this make ANY more sense.

[–]Dubsey 47 points48 points ago

Why the fuck was this link purple.

[–]tyereliusprime 28 points29 points ago

Because people use the same gif files over and over, and this is one of the frequently used ones. It's quite simple logic when you think about it.

[–]Dubsey 9 points10 points ago

Ah, thanks. Hadn't considered that possibility before.

[–]hugith 4 points5 points ago

I will be very surprised if that's not German.

[–]Zeek95 0 points1 point ago

funniest video ever!

[–]boogiemonstaz 1 point2 points ago

I was hoping for slices of salami being thrown at a guy's face

[–]Bloodypalace 1 point2 points ago

Why am i never invited to these parties?

[–]arklenaut 19 points20 points ago

Awkward for the guys somewtimes, too - this actually happened last night: I met a girl on OKC, we have been on several no pressure dates. I decide to invite her around to my sunday night Scrabble Night, kind of a weekly thing that I do. As luck would have it, she was the only girl to show (usually it's about even), and none of them actually knew she was someone I met online and was just getting to know. (I try to include people from each of the several circles i run in, so people usually don't know everyone there anyway). And so a 'friend' of mine who I've never invited, for good reason, shows up, drunk and upset because his girlfriend wronged him or something. He starts flirting with my 'date' in the closing-time-must-fuck-something sort of way. Somehow this cues the other guys that it's okay to flirt with this poor girl - by the end of the night she's literally trapped sitting on a window ledge surrounded by three drunk dudes (none of them me)... but I think she actually enjoyed it a bit. She handled the situation pretty well, though it left me feeling like a lion whose kill was trying to be stolen by a pack of hyenas. Everyone went home to their own beds. EDIT: Freudian slip corrected - 'loin' to 'lion' TL;DR I came in second at scrabble and sausage throwing last night.

[–]delphium226 13 points14 points ago

'loin'

Freud loves you.

[–]king_of_lies 2 points3 points ago

[–]Skurvy2k 8 points9 points ago

is that Nostalgia chick?

[–]angelsing 35 points36 points ago

[–]you_sir_are_wrong 48 points49 points ago

I actually had a female friend who was a good sport about it.
She showed everyone her vagina and gave handjobs to all.

[–]masquonnage 57 points58 points ago

"Here, take a look at my vagina!"

"I...uh...okay?"

"Handjobs for all!"

"Wait, whut? So why...?"

[–]andbruno 20 points21 points ago

Why not.

[–]Battletooth 68 points69 points ago

If I'm the only guy at a party, I'll try the same thing too. I'll show everyone my penis and finger everyone. I'm such a good sport like that.

[–]Premaximum 47 points48 points ago

It's fucking hilarious how different that is, when it's exactly the same thing.

[–]GenKan 2 points3 points ago

word, question time comes later if at all

[–]DrEmilioLazardo 30 points31 points ago

The hand jobs were far too rough and unpleasant, but she insisted they were mandatory. We tried to get her to use lotion, spit, anything really to mask her calloused hands but she would have none of it. It was a terribly long night indeed.

[–]gmick 2 points3 points ago

You're exaggerating a bit. Actually, only the first couple were really rough.

[–]ThaHarterIII 3 points4 points ago

you mean your ex?

[–]Alexanderh86 5 points6 points ago

This totally happened.

[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo 5 points6 points ago

Is your friend Sasha Grey?

[–]Festeroo4Life 5 points6 points ago

Hahaha I go to an engineering school...this is accurate.

[–]yeti0013 4 points5 points ago

[–]thfemale 11 points12 points ago

[–]ThaHarterIII 8 points9 points ago

i don't get it.

[–]Daniel_SJ 24 points25 points ago

The pussy doesn't want any of the sausage.

[–]theapachewarrior 1 point2 points ago

The poe is strong with this one.

[–]FloppyDonkeyDick 20 points21 points ago

Alternative title: "Being a girl on Reddit"

[–]joelav 8 points9 points ago

[–]yeti0013 2 points3 points ago

Is that Lindsey Ellis/Nostalgia Chick?

[–]forever_alone_panda 1 point2 points ago

bahaha

[–]devilsephiroth 1 point2 points ago

If guys would stop trying so hard they would realize its hopeless.

[–]ChAdLeYisRaDlEy 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, dat must really suck. All them opposite sexes hitting on you. Real tough life. STOP COMPLAININ'.

[–]HappyManatee 5 points6 points ago

[–]butch81385 2 points3 points ago

OR being a girl on the internet (or pretending to be a girl on the internet?).

[–]LordOfGummies 1 point2 points ago

Implying you're hot enough for guys to shower you with sexual attention is a rather arrogant self absorbed implication.

[–]modrit 4 points5 points ago

Like you have to be hot when you're the only girl around a bunch of drunk guys at a party.

[–]spykid 2 points3 points ago

You can't be ugly

[–]matttcauthon 2 points3 points ago

Poor girls, how do they survive turning down suitors?

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[–]ragingmemeaholic 1 point2 points ago

The true question is did you enjoy it?

[–]zoltanps 0 points1 point ago

Very good! Sausage-fest!

[–]snakeysnake0 0 points1 point ago

You know you love it.

[–]fbkilledme 0 points1 point ago

First world problems

[–]dksprocket 0 points1 point ago

Why don't we go get a beer? I'll give you some advice and we can have what the kids are calling a sausage fest.

[–]mikedt 0 points1 point ago

now that's a strange cook out.

[–]big_mountain 0 points1 point ago

Looks like it was a barbeque

[–]Kduzera 0 points1 point ago

Was that a dick in the top right corner?

[–]HerrSpitt -1 points0 points ago

Wow, you even used the same title you snitch.

[–]drcindie 0 points1 point ago

I don't care if it's a repost. I laughed my ass off on a Monday morning.

[–]Slasken 2 points3 points ago

Much the same over here, but tacos in stead.

[–]condor216 1 point2 points ago

I need to go to better parties...

[–]camori 0 points1 point ago

I feel bad for her.

[–]closetstonerdad 0 points1 point ago

Nost people call those types of part a gangbang.

[–]triceracocks 1 point2 points ago

go on...

[–]New_High_Score 0 points1 point ago

plot twist: everyone else is gay and there are more sausages than buns.

[–]broken86 0 points1 point ago

I hope you didn't waste those hot dogs.

[–]khonrichan 0 points1 point ago

I am so glad I wasn't drinking something when I saw this. Oh my god.

[–]dupontcircle 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Tim Lincecum

[–]cutemolly22 0 points1 point ago

Haha if only.

[–]ghastlyactions 1 point2 points ago

Wasn't this on the front-page less than 24 hours ago???

[–]8_4_Schu 0 points1 point ago

Queen of the Dick Farm

[–]Makaveli777 0 points1 point ago

BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!

[–]Bag3l 0 points1 point ago

Stop going to shitty parties then.

[–]sureyouare 0 points1 point ago

Pretty much EVERY party in Los Angeles

[–]Johnlewisiv 0 points1 point ago

I save a bunch of gifs for later use. Sometimes I don't know what to save them as. This was one of those times.

[–]theelectriceel 0 points1 point ago

Repost or not - who the fuck agrees to have hot dogs thrown at their face?

[–]FormerFundie6996 0 points1 point ago

Pretty funny but would have been better if sausages were thrown at her face, not hot dogs. At least around my neck of the woods we call this situation a sausage fest.

[–]WeskerShotFirst 0 points1 point ago

It's raining men, Hallelujah!

[–]ScubaPlays 0 points1 point ago

As a male, I'd love to show up to a clam party and get all the attention.

[–]ImExcessivelyVerbose 0 points1 point ago

Much easier to represent symbolically in a gif than being the only guy at a party.

[–]jaynellll 1 point2 points ago

A few weeks ago I walked into a party, and literally every single person screamed, "It's a girl!!!!!"

...It was too much. Reddit, please don't do this to girls. It's weird.

[–]LemonFrosted 1 point2 points ago

[–]RoadToSerfdom 1 point2 points ago

I love pie, but too much pie makes me sick. I can see why girls don't like sex.

[–]BZH_JJM 0 points1 point ago

Rule of thumb: If there are no women present, it's a bro-out. If there are a small minority of women present, it's a sausage fest.

[–]Destinia 0 points1 point ago

More like "Girl at Reddit meet-up".

[–]jamesherr44 1 point2 points ago

Hey that's nostalgia chick!

[–]reagan2016 0 points1 point ago

Looks like I've been going to the wrong parties.

[–]Mixed-Signals 0 points1 point ago

So all the dicks fell off, instantly.

[–]MyNameIsSoLonggggggg 0 points1 point ago

Someone should shop upvotes onto the hotdogs.

[–]Qixotic 1 point2 points ago

Funny how the opposite never happens when you're the only guy....

[–]RageHippo 0 points1 point ago

Is that Lindsay Ellis...?

[–]jaqueabo 0 points1 point ago

I like hot dogs gettings thrown at me."

Name that movie!!! ^

[–]mrskeetskeeter[!] 0 points1 point ago

It's funny how girls think. If the reverse happened to a guy, he would think he's in heaven.

[–]AnimatorSteve 1 point2 points ago

Good job. took it like a champ

[–]zzzzop 0 points1 point ago

Is that the nostalgia chick?

[–]Dirkinator 0 points1 point ago

Judging by the image I'd say your definitely someone I'd invite

[–]willienelson24 1 point2 points ago

Not the best call to be sitting in front of the class and clicking on this link.. Hard to explain what I was looking at.

[–]webguysd 1 point2 points ago

Wow. A single GIF that perfectly represents the dating scene in San Jose, CA. Thanks Reddit.

Signed, Bitter Software Engineer.

[–]rockafella7 0 points1 point ago

Adding this to my list of weird boners.

[–]deth_rey 0 points1 point ago

Dicks.

[–]ButterRican 0 points1 point ago

I chuckled

[–]LoleasyFosheasy 0 points1 point ago

LOLOL

[–]SubtleMockery 0 points1 point ago

Oh Lindsay. Your self awareness only makes me want you more.

[–]Akhevia 0 points1 point ago

[–]qqqqeeee 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god the more I look the less I can control my laughter

[–]sarahgogo 0 points1 point ago

This happened to me. There was alcohol so everyone who came had to agree to spend the night even if they didn't drink. I went to the bathroom and came back to a huge drunken fist fight. I later on found out that it was started over an argument of who I was going to sleep next to

[–]Bevman00 0 points1 point ago

waaaaaaaaah must be tough.

[–]BBoyFreezer 0 points1 point ago

Damn she almost got that meat in her mouth

[–]A7X4REVer 0 points1 point ago

They throw hotdogs in your face? That's not very nice.

[–]LOLDATSFUNNEHGUISE 0 points1 point ago

Brazzers.

[–]mgc125 0 points1 point ago

seems like she is enjoying it

[–]Horonomos92 0 points1 point ago

Nostalgia Chick on Reddit. Nice.

[–]CornDoggerMcJones 0 points1 point ago

Look, we all have thrown a hot dog at the random girl at a party before. Don't lie.

[–]cjoy555 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one with a weird boner right now?

[–]guerillatwang 0 points1 point ago

For statistics sake there should be a couple vienna sausages in there as well as a few Kielbasa

[–]silent_ich 1 point2 points ago

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[–]Arbpink34 0 points1 point ago

What kind of parties do you go to?

[–]unsurpassednovelties 0 points1 point ago

Too many dicks on the dancefloor. Too many dicks!