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Me when I babysit (i.imgur.com)

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[–]zimelm 8 points9 points ago

Food pellets. check Water bottle. check Children's book to keep the kid entertained. check

"Alright kid, you should be fine in here while I sit over there and surf Reddit. Yell if you need anything. If I don't come over within 5 minutes you might want to yell again, sometimes I get really into the stuff on Reddit. Wow, this babysitting stuff is easy!"

[–]99-LS1-SS 3 points4 points ago

Wow, I just choked laughing so hard at that picture. Not sure why but it struck me as hilarious.

[–]werferofflammen 0 points1 point ago

I can already hear the War Drums of SRS

[–]willionaire 3 points4 points ago

When did it become acceptable to use the word 'faggot' in a derogatory way on Reddit? Might as well say "You can come out when you're done being a little nigger/kike/cunt". It's not even funny, it's just shocking.

[–]oKersey 2 points3 points ago

Niggerfaggot is pretty popular, also, when was using cunt ever wrong?

[–]willionaire -4 points-3 points ago

I think you typed in reddit.com when you meant to type 4chan.org.

[–]Pandorasbox64 0 points1 point ago

The meaning of fag has been changing though. It basically means anyone being loud, obnoxious, stupid, abrupt, or anyone who is basically fucking shit up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7C0vd-L5lg&feature=related

[–]unspeakablevice -2 points-1 points ago

The great thing about faggot is that you can be hilarious while still being edgy. Sometimes the gays seem to get their panties in a bunch about it but then you can be all like "chill, niggah!", and everyone laughs and gives you high-fives and chest bumps.

[–]holyenchiladas 2 points3 points ago

There's no seem about it, gays get really offended because it's really offensive.

Telling me to "chill, niggah" would most certainly not get you a high-five or a chest bump.

[–]unspeakablevice 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, sorry. I apparently didn't push Poe's law far enough. :/

[–]holyenchiladas 1 point2 points ago

Oh haha I thought you were sincere. I'm relieved you're not! I've recently been sent messages by people who truly believe along those lines, however, so it's tough to tell. (I told somebody to go fuck themselves for using that word in a non-joking way, and it didn't go well, everybody was like "yeah you'd like that, faggot," "oh shut up faggot," "stop being a fag," etc. etc.)

[–]threedowg 1 point2 points ago

My sister is having her baby next week, this will be me if I have to babysit haha

[–]kira87 1 point2 points ago

This is how yanderes are made

[–]Felicis 1 point2 points ago

That looks like the baby from Archer.

[–]sapunec7854 1 point2 points ago

As an actual babysitter I can confirm this is 100% accurate

[–]notashleyjudd 1 point2 points ago

The Louis CK guide to parenting.

[–]hate_is_beautiful 0 points1 point ago

I have this game I call "the time-out game" when I babysit my niece and nephew.

If they both agree to play, they have a chance to get the other one put in time-out. I assign each of them even or odd in my head, and then they pick a number 1 through 11. If they both pick 5, the person assigned odd would get 10 minutes of time-out. If one picked 5 and the other 4, then again, the odd would get 5, the even would get 4.

I'd then give them the chance to double-down and possibly clear their debt. Or get it doubled. They have to guess a number I pick beforehand, 1-3.

I like to think that I taught them the evils of gambling.

[–]mattg63 -1 points0 points ago

First lol today. I needed that.

[–]FenrirIII 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
When the OP is being a dick. 1com 17pts 5dys funny
OP gets a time-out 59coms 1105pts 9dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]noscoe 0 points1 point ago

haha it's funny cause it said faggot

get it

[–]xDevolver 0 points1 point ago

Was I the only one reading this with Hagrid's voice from Harry Potter?

[–]UnD34d_Do0d 0 points1 point ago

Not after I read that comment...

[–]xDevolver 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha!

[–]le0dude20 0 points1 point ago

i remember being in one of those, but back in my day, i think they were called play pens... Play.... PEN...NATENTARY?

OH GOD I was in play PRISON!?!?! No wonder I'm a cop.

[–]JKJ420 -3 points-2 points ago

FU OP.

Just because you are too stupid to realise what a toddler needs.

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