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Isn't this just rape? (i.imgur.com)
submitted 22 hours ago by smpage
[–]jambolino23 67 points68 points69 points 19 hours ago
I want to read the editor's sexy comment
[–]raging_asshole 72 points73 points74 points 15 hours ago
It's probably along the lines of "This might be rape, don't do it."
[–]KeinMitleid 27 points28 points29 points 13 hours ago
That's not very sexy :(
[–]DontShadowbanMeAgain 30 points31 points32 points 12 hours ago
nintendoaskingyouaquestion.gif
[–]mahuzair 209 points210 points211 points 22 hours ago
Pretty much, just rape.
[–]Snuby 129 points130 points131 points 14 hours ago
I can't find the case but yeah, the Supreme Court said rape through fraud is legally rape. It was a case where one twin had sex with the other twins wife without telling her his real identity. Consent under deception is not consent.
[–]mahuzair 39 points40 points41 points 14 hours ago
In the UK it's R v ronsen which is the stated case, but the legislation confirmed in 2004 under the sex offences act state that the consent must be given to an indivdual, at that time on one occasion only. Consent must be gained per partner per occasion
[–]baldando 8 points9 points10 points 12 hours ago
what constitutes an occasion? consent per thrust?
[–]Loiathal 17 points18 points19 points 11 hours ago
You know, this sounds like an asinine thing to say, but it's actually an important question.
[–]hhmmmm 4 points5 points6 points 9 hours ago
74“Consent” For the purposes of this Part, a person consents if he agrees by choice, and has the freedom and capacity to make that choice.
74“Consent”
For the purposes of this Part, a person consents if he agrees by choice, and has the freedom and capacity to make that choice.
In law rape charges aren't examined through whether the woman gave consent (although she obviously has to claim not for there to be a court case) or not they look at the case a different way. Consent has to be able to be reasonably assumed in a situation for it not to constitute rape (and there are certain circumstances like being spiked or threatened etc where it can never be assumed) what that means is essentially that consent is contextual and not set in stone so whether it was reasonable for you to assume consent or not in that situation if you were charged with rape in is up to the courts to decide.
It is entirely possible where to have a situation where say a woman doesn't consent, in her internal monologue it is not consensual sex but she freezes up and doesn't indicate it and where the man, through say cues from the woman, can actually reasonably assume consent. Not merely thr
There is a good episode of Rumpole of the Bailey called Rumpole and the Honourable Member that deals with (an admittedly much older and out of date version of) this law and the case ultimately comes down to whether the MP accused of rape believed she consented or not that is really interesting on the matter.
If a girl comes up to you, get's your chap out and straddles you, you are probably going to be pretty certain you can assume consent (assuming you haven't spiked her drink etc). If she is phyiscally unresponsive or a bit resistant then the burden of proof might be upped by the court and they might consider anything less than express verbal consent as not enough to be able to reasonably assume consent.
In rape cases one of the most important things that are looked at is what the defendant did to ascertain consent was given.
[–]mahuzair 0 points1 point2 points 3 hours ago
According to my book its per incident. In the notes it says that this is not defined in statute, but in a stated case. Helpfully that case isn't included.
[–]ArchanglleAssfucker 10 points11 points12 points 10 hours ago
It depends. It's perfectly legal to lie about everything about yourself, including giving a fake name in order to sleep with someone. There was a case where a woman tried to press charges for rape under rape by fraud because a man lied about his name, occupation, where he lived and net worth. It was ruled not rape by fraud (or rape at all) because he was the physical person she consented to having sex with.
[–]Thagros 11 points12 points13 points 14 hours ago
Wait, what? Did the guilty twin try to argue it wasn't rape?
[–]fractal_snowflake 57 points58 points59 points 14 hours ago
He claimed mistaken identity:
"I'm sorry your honor, I thought I was my brother"
[–]kevlo 9 points10 points11 points 13 hours ago
Knowing how the legal system doesn't work, this may work.
[–]yandere_for_you 3 points4 points5 points 8 hours ago
Doesn't knowing the legal system make this work?
[–]aces_and_eights 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
Identity theft?
[–]dirtymoney 9 points10 points11 points 12 hours ago
so that nerd in the darth vader mask raped that stuck up chick in "revenge of the nerds?"
[–]hhmmmm 8 points9 points10 points 9 hours ago
Yep, almost everywhere that would count as rape technically.
Also the same thing in the joke in the boat that rocked (which OP this is the same thing) which was most likely based on stories about an old school working men's comic (read almost certainly sexist, racist, bigoted british comedian from the 60s/70s/80s) who liked to actually do it while on tour out of the hotel windows in the 70s.
[–]MissJill 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
only for the first 1/2
[–]donaldrobertsoniii 3 points4 points5 points 13 hours ago
As I recall 'rape by trick' varies from state to state. My law review had published an article advocating that Massachusetts should change its rule to ensure that rape by tricking someone would be punishable. But I haven't looked at the issue in a good five years or so, so maybe things have changed.
[–]MoHammadMoProblems 2 points3 points4 points 13 hours ago
So I'm a rapist because I told people I was a doctor in a band?
[–]Snuby 7 points8 points9 points 13 hours ago
There is probably a complex legal "test" to keep that from happening, like most laws it could be wildly misinterpreted so they create nuances as appeals come through the courts. Also keep in mind the prosecutor and police have the discretion to press charges.
They do the same thing in regular fraud cases. A line is drawn. Lying on your resume about how many years you worked and forging financial records are two different things.
Law is complex, that is why we have lawyers.
[–]MissJill 1 point2 points3 points 6 hours ago
I view it the other way
we have lawyers...that's why law is complex
[–]Mooshiga 1 point2 points3 points 7 hours ago
The deception has to be so great it removes the person's ability to consent. Basically, the deception has to be a matter of identity. Not your identity as a doctor or a band member, but your identity as John Smith.
Edit: That is in most jurisdictions that recognize rape by fraud. Not all jurisdictions do.
[–]bobmillahhh 0 points1 point2 points 2 hours ago
I was raped by a woman who told me she didn't have herpes.
[–]sweatshorts 0 points1 point2 points 10 hours ago
Wasn't there that case where a "doctor" told a woman that she was sick and he had the cure in his semen and he was found not guilty of rape? Can't remember the name.
[–]happy555cat 12 points13 points14 points 15 hours ago
How to arrange consent must be in the sexy note that is not shown. Sexy, sexy consent.
[–]AREYOUSauRuS 5 points6 points7 points 15 hours ago
I figured the editor's sexy note, not seen, in the corner was the disclaimer explaining that this may be construed as rape.
[–]happy555cat 4 points5 points6 points 14 hours ago
That is not a sexy note, I would say.
[–]SpaceDog777 2 points3 points4 points 11 hours ago
Maybe there was a sexy watermark behind the text?
Interstingly not in all places, in some cases rape must be lack of consent plus a threat of violence. In this example if the woman turns around and tells the other person no, who then stops with no threat of violence then no rape has taken place.
Not saying try this or condoning rape, just pointing out an interesting quirk in law.
Source
Wow where is this legislative jewel.
[–]themightygerm 2 points3 points4 points 9 hours ago
Well your honour, I thought "what she doesn't know can't hurt her" was a legal defence?
So is " her lips said no, but her eyes said yes".
[–]Posnania 5 points6 points7 points 16 hours ago
At least it is crafty. Better than old "Hey baby, does this smell like chloroform to you?" rape.
[–]Ghazz -2 points-1 points0 points 14 hours ago
No it's called a "David Copperfield". The guy in the window is supposed to say "Abbracadabra!" when she sees him.
[–]scifiwoman 3 points4 points5 points 12 hours ago
I was thinking about the Charles Dickens novel and was confused for a minute.
[–]Massive_Trolling 1 point2 points3 points 9 hours ago
i think you mean just hilarious
[–]niggazinspace 1 point2 points3 points 9 hours ago
So does that make it more funny or less funny?
I still upvoted, so probably more funny.
[–]logboy 1 point2 points3 points 6 hours ago
You must be real fun at rape parties.
[–]peart 52 points53 points54 points 15 hours ago
This is from Purdue's Exponent. A student run newspaper http://jezebel.com/5642689/purdue-paper-runs-instructive-rape-cartoon
[–]Asherbanipal 42 points43 points44 points 15 hours ago
They used to have the sex position of the week each Friday... This is why they ended it...
[–]gneiss_cleavage 13 points14 points15 points 14 hours ago
The chief editor also was not with the paper the next year.
Edited out a non-intentional pun
[–]Asherbanipal 3 points4 points5 points 11 hours ago
That was the highlight of my Friday lunches at the dining courts :( I miss them.
[–]Qingy 3 points4 points5 points 10 hours ago
Fun fact! I illustrated/helped name those.
[–]Asherbanipal 0 points1 point2 points 9 hours ago
My friends and I really enjoyed reading those each week. I think I speak for everyone when I say, thank you.
[–]deelar 15 points16 points17 points 13 hours ago
I remember this; it was not well received on campus. The Purdue student paper is absolute garbage though, so this honestly wasn't surprising.
[–]if_statement 12 points13 points14 points 12 hours ago
You mean like the constant misspellings, information lacking articles, and "Continued on page X..." headings that don't actually continue anywhere?
Not to mention the world's most annoying Twitter feed...
[–]deelar 7 points8 points9 points 12 hours ago
Or the comics that appear to be written by functioning retards, or the unbelievably daft editorial pieces written by students desperately trying to apply their ECON252 class to whatever the day's topic is, or the moronic "design" choices that go into every issue.
Or my favorite, the idiot who puts "By: Eugene Shepard" on the crossword puzzle that he didn't create every single day. Right next to where it says "king syndicate crossword puzzles"
Fuck.. that paper really just chaps my ass.
[–]if_statement 4 points5 points6 points 12 hours ago
And the Cryptoquote with a freaking HINT.
The photoshop montages that frequently appear above the fold, front page are to die for. Outter glow, stroke, and gradient fade outs? Print it.
[–]jetpacktuxedo 0 points1 point2 points 9 hours ago
What's wrong with the Excrement?
[–]myjerkoffaccount 0 points1 point2 points 9 hours ago
Sports section is usually pretty well done.
[–]thesouthpaw 5 points6 points7 points 12 hours ago
boiler the fuck up
[–]BlueprintBD 9 points10 points11 points 10 hours ago
This is called a "Houdini," not "The Prestige." They should have checked their sources.
This is a dirty sex joke, like a "Dirty Sanchez" or an "Alabama Hot Pocket." It's supposed to be fucked up and unrealistic.
Honestly, it's pretty dumb to publish one in a student magazine.
[–]Kalloid 8 points9 points10 points 10 hours ago
Wait, I thought the Houdini was were you spit on a girl's back in doggy-style and then when she turns around, because she thought you were done... BAM Money shot in the face.
[–]johns303 1 point2 points3 points 12 hours ago
This was my freshman year. They got in a lot of shit for it. The whole newspaper pretty much sucked anyway.
[–]krobinator41 16 points17 points18 points 17 hours ago
Interesting fun fact, this was originally published in the Purdue Exponent, the student newspaper at the university. Quite a few students/faculty/staff raised a big stink about it when it first ran. The column was meant to be a joke, but apparently rape isn't funny. Who knew?
[–]ShitlordSupreme 2 points3 points4 points 12 hours ago
Why is six afraid of seven?
Cause seven raped nine.
[–]Wisps 21 points22 points23 points 15 hours ago
Directions were unclear. Promptly got dick stuck in ceiling fan.
[–]cica-triz 18 points19 points20 points 20 hours ago
David Blaine.
[–]un-sub 80 points81 points82 points 17 hours ago
Actually, this is called "The Houdini."
[–]BilboBanginz 6 points7 points8 points 14 hours ago
I've known it as "The Phantom Menace"
[–]phlegminist 5 points6 points7 points 9 hours ago
It could easily also be "Attack of the Clones".
[–]MoreDetailThanNeeded 110 points111 points112 points 15 hours ago
That's not the Houdini.
The Houdini is when you are about to cum and you spit on her back.
She turns to look at you, and you blast her face with surprise cum.
[–]MountPanda 14 points15 points16 points 14 hours ago
I always thought this was the Shangai Surprise http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shanghai%20Surprise (number 4)
[–]Bobcat1531 13 points14 points15 points 11 hours ago
I thought it was called the philly fakeout
[–]Burgerr 1 point2 points3 points 11 hours ago
I think the first definition of Shanghai Surprise fits the word better.
[–]MoreDetailThanNeeded 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
I like the name, but I don't know if it would catch on locally.
[–]gnorty 12 points13 points14 points 15 hours ago
Why would this 'move' be called Houdini?
[–]Vsx 69 points70 points71 points 13 hours ago
Classic misdirection.
[–]MillerTime722 13 points14 points15 points 12 hours ago
As in classic missed erection?
[–]MoreDetailThanNeeded 7 points8 points9 points 15 hours ago
I didn't make the name. I wouldn't know how the inventor came up with that.
I would assume (like most intelligent folks), that it's called the Houdini because of the magical load of cum that appears on her face after she has (mistakenly) thought that it was already on her back.
[–]brningpyre 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago
There's no magic trick there. You've definitely got that mixed up with some other one.
Nobody mixes up the Canadian Jackhammer, though.
[–]SilverGoat 5 points6 points7 points 12 hours ago
Sigh, fine, i'll be that guy.
Gee, burningpyre, what's the Canadian Jackhammer?
[–]brningpyre 2 points3 points4 points 12 hours ago
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Canadian%20Jackhammer
That strikes me as more similar to something I've heard referred to as the "guillotine"...
But I guess these things are very regional.
[–]NameTakenTryAnother 1 point2 points3 points 8 hours ago
That only led me to more questions.. What's the cherry popsicle that Eric is so enthused about..?
[–]metalguitar103 -1 points0 points1 point 12 hours ago
Bonus points if you yell "Houdini'd!"
[–]eljefffe 0 points1 point2 points 10 hours ago
Apparently it can be used for either.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the+houdini
[–]MoreDetailThanNeeded 0 points1 point2 points 9 hours ago
Wow. My definition is most certainly regional then. Many people seem to favor OP's definition.
[–]AntiZombieDelta 1 point2 points3 points 5 hours ago
You forgot the best part of the houdini though. You have to offer to go get her a towel to clean up with and just.... disappear.
[–]grangry 5 points6 points7 points 6 hours ago
I thought it was the "David Blain". Source: Big Boi
[–]andthatswhyyoualways 2 points3 points4 points 4 hours ago
Agree. And I would say the Sir Luscious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty is the definitive source for sex information.
[–]I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE 3 points4 points5 points 13 hours ago
It's called the "switcheroo"
[–]Overly_Analytical 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago
I have heard this called "The Closet Monster" which defines where the 3rd party was hiding and additionally emphasizes the rapey monsterous part of it.
[–]devlinrose 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago
I've always known it as the "Window Washer".
[–]jimbrobodi 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
Thank you
[–]hydrogenjoule 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago
Or "The Friendly Stranger".
[–]TrustyGuy 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago
I heard it was "Casper the Friendly Ghost".
[–]SilverGoat 2 points3 points4 points 12 hours ago
Isn't that just jackin' it when your hand is asleep?
[–]reynej -1 points0 points1 point 10 hours ago
This is the David Copperfield.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=david+copperfield
[–]Ping_her_inner_face 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
It's called The Secret Window
[–]hydrogenjoule 14 points15 points16 points 15 hours ago
AKA "The Friendly Stranger" Do not try at home because rape.
[–]Ganosborne 44 points45 points46 points 18 hours ago
Magical Illusion of Rape? Nope, just plain old fashioned Rape. I'll give an A for creativity but an F for the nonconsensual penetration.
[–]Discoberry1 11 points12 points13 points 14 hours ago
I am going to have to say yes it is rape.
[–]DrKisses 1 point2 points3 points 10 hours ago
To be fair- only guy number 2 is a rapist, so there is that.
[–]Prehensile 2 points3 points4 points 6 hours ago
Yeah but wouldn't guy number 1 still be an accomplice?
[–]JediPsychologist 8 points9 points10 points 12 hours ago
Yes. This is just rape.
[–]Gromzor 19 points20 points21 points 15 hours ago
Ah, the old switcharoo.
[–]NickRausch 3 points4 points5 points 11 hours ago
I think it would actually be considered some sort of sexual assault in most places.
[–]irbradical 3 points4 points5 points 11 hours ago
Thats The Phantom :( KassemG said so.
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[–]McPiggy 9 points10 points11 points 12 hours ago
My question is, would the vagina recognize this as legitimate rape and "shut that whole thing down" if she got pregnant, or is the vagina also fooled, thus not allowing the abortion shut down to occur?
[–]Joebo14 1 point2 points3 points 7 hours ago
i need to know
[–]1for1 14 points15 points16 points 15 hours ago
He should gave her the pirate I do it all the time. Spit on her back amd cum in her eye kick her in opposite shin. Simple as that.
[–]tohh83 3 points4 points5 points 22 hours ago
Its magic.
[–]dabozel 7 points8 points9 points 16 hours ago
This was definitely taken from my school newspaper. People went apeshit over this article. They had to print an anti-rape psa every week because of it.
[–]strobeprobe 1 point2 points3 points 9 hours ago
this guy is lying, y'all.
[–]bigd203 0 points1 point2 points 4 hours ago
100% fabricated
[–]LeafBlowingAllDay -1 points0 points1 point 11 hours ago
Uh, isn't this just a joke? Do you honestly believe that people actually perform these "sex positions"?
Do you think someone's friend really hides out a window, then swaps in the middle of sex, and the girl just doesn't even realize what's happening? yes, clearly this happens.
Also, the screaming eagle - when you bang a girl on the beach, pull out, rub sand on your dick, then slam it back into her. That's real too, people do it all the time.
Please.
[–]megacookie 2 points3 points4 points 10 hours ago
It might not be rape. What if she agreed to do a threesome with you and your friend, but you say that he's going to be a little late, so you start doggystyle. Then Abracadabra! Another magic sex trick also involves doggystyling it. You screw till you're almost ready, then you pull out, spit on her back while moaning. She turns around "are you done already?" then you squirt into her eyes for real.
Interestingly, urbandictionary gives both of these as possible definitions of "Houdini"
[–]autocorrects 2 points3 points4 points 9 hours ago
"Inspired by the motion picture starring Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman..."
[–]WookieeSlappa 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
This is actually the David Blaine
EDIT: By Big Boi
[–]InHarmsWay 7 points8 points9 points 15 hours ago
Rape by fraud.
[–]ObtuseOrangutan 6 points7 points8 points 16 hours ago
No, it's called the David Blaine.
[–]Lmpwao16 2 points3 points4 points 19 hours ago
Nope, he must've yelled surprise, it's legit
[–]Krutonman -2 points-1 points0 points 15 hours ago
People have no sense of humor about sex anymore.
[–]rapist_sniffing_dog 61 points62 points63 points 7 hours ago
sniff
[–]ChocolateShein 24 points25 points26 points 4 hours ago*
Every redditor should be required to read this. The amount of rape and paedophilia jokes on this site is fucking disgusting. This is the shit that makes paedophiles feel welcome here. And then people wonder why Anderson Cooper and the media label Reddit as a paedophile website.
[–]raja_of_rage02 34 points35 points36 points 13 hours ago
people have no sense of humour about rape anymore
[–]VonIsengard 53 points54 points55 points 13 hours ago
That should be the GOP's new slogan.
[–]justonecomment 3 points4 points5 points 11 hours ago
Yeah, taboo speech is awesome!
[–]gillesvdo -15 points-14 points-13 points 13 hours ago
No, /r/WTF is just temporarily overflowing with white knights it seems.
Is rape bad? Of course it is. Is rape in-and-of-itself funny? No, it isn't. Is rape even the punchline in this joke? No, the sheer preposterousness of this stunt, that's the joke.
Ask yourself this, people who are "offended" by this: would you be more or less offended if it were three guys instead of two guys and a lady? It certainly wouldn't be any less of a rape.
[–]Malician 37 points38 points39 points 10 hours ago
Eh, society's treatment of male rape is an important, but separate issue. Whatever your opinion of rape jokes, I suspect most people would agree that running them in a student newspaper is a bad idea.
[–]gillesvdo 0 points1 point2 points 24 minutes ago
I'm more shocked that this sort of thing (pulling a David Copperfield) is an "issue" to be taken seriously than by any "rape"contained within this obviously hypothetical situation.
I mean, are there actually people out there who would read that and go "Wow, that's a great idea! Let's find a buddy whose dick is the same size and shape as mine and let's try this!"?
If there are then my already withered faith in humanity will probably hit rock-bottom.
[–]rapist_sniffing_dog 33 points34 points35 points 7 hours ago
[–]gillesvdo 0 points1 point2 points 18 minutes ago
Great, so now I'm a rapist for not taking stupid shit on the internet seriously. Could you direct me to the nearest re-education camp so I could be rid of my ability to put stupid shit into perspective?
[–]iluvgoodburger 73 points74 points75 points 9 hours ago
Ask yourself this, people who are "offended" by this: would you be more or less offended if it were three guys instead of two guys and a lady?
I'm sure your little brain told you that this was a brilliant coup, but it's really not.
[–]gillesvdo -1 points0 points1 point 32 minutes ago
And I'm sure your little brain tells you you're a better person for taking shit way too seriously on the internet, but really you're not.
[–]Ederal 5 points6 points7 points 3 hours ago
How about rape is rape and is bad. No matter who is is, doesn't make a damn difference. It's not funny and it isn't a joke.
[–]Del_Castigator 17 points18 points19 points 10 hours ago
yes we would you moronic shit-twist.
[–]gillesvdo 0 points1 point2 points 35 minutes ago
I wasn't asking a yes or no question, jackass.
[–]TheSkiFreeYeti 2 points3 points4 points 17 hours ago
I thought this was called the ghost.
[–]justatypo 4 points5 points6 points 16 hours ago
'The Ghost' is different only by the added pottery portion.
[–]xjudgex 2 points3 points4 points 14 hours ago
Well... maybe not LEGITIMATE rape.
[–]Welcometomyrapecave 1 point2 points3 points 15 hours ago
MIND FREAK
[–]smart416 -1 points0 points1 point 13 hours ago
We call this "The Houdini"
[–]Bremmers -1 points0 points1 point 13 hours ago
also known as "the ghost"
[–]ferrett3 1 point2 points3 points 13 hours ago
Purdue had a "Sex Position of the Week" graphic which ended after this position was published.
[–]G721 -1 points0 points1 point 13 hours ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9um4aVhTwAU&t=2m55s
[–]ahpasteet 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago
The proper way to read this is in Michael Caine's voice.
[–]agent4573 -1 points0 points1 point 12 hours ago
I always thought that was called the houdini
[–]Egoj -1 points0 points1 point 11 hours ago
That's the Canadian Houdini
[–]FlamingFlapjack -1 points0 points1 point 11 hours ago
Excuse me, I believe this is 'the slippery magician'
[–]the_lazer_cola -1 points0 points1 point 11 hours ago
I've heard this called "The Ghost" before. Classic stuff.
[–]goodvibes222 -1 points0 points1 point 11 hours ago
I've always known it as "The Houdini". It feels more appropriate.
[–]Sexy_Mexi -1 points0 points1 point 11 hours ago
I would like to see this executed on a prank site or something similar.
[–]RoflJoe -1 points0 points1 point 10 hours ago
I like guy 1. "Highfive! Right on, laterz..
[–]tonothegreat 0 points1 point2 points 10 hours ago
Pretty much the philly fakeout, minus the sandwich.
[–]koeiche 0 points1 point2 points 10 hours ago
That's actually the Houdini, or the Houdini 2
[–]confictedfelon 0 points1 point2 points 10 hours ago
How many women would ever have sex in front of an uncovered window,anyway? Seriously, can this be called rape when there's less than a 1% chance of it actually happening in real life?
[–]venuswasaflytrap 0 points1 point2 points 10 hours ago
Actually that's a good question. If a consenting adult willingly has sex with you, but only because they think you're someone else, is that rape?
[–]mattyk2 0 points1 point2 points 10 hours ago
Dark room switch out
[–]c_losgreen 0 points1 point2 points 10 hours ago
I always knew this as the "Philly Fakeout," or the "Houdini."
[–]m3th0dman 0 points1 point2 points 10 hours ago
its the "Siegfried & Roy" guys...
[–]dizziedawgie 0 points1 point2 points 10 hours ago
This was The Sex Position of the Week in my University's newspaper. They got in A LOT of trouble for it.
[–]GuyuteFruity 1 point2 points3 points 9 hours ago
I have always called this the David Blaine.
[–]hozjo 0 points1 point2 points 9 hours ago
Pretty much every funny sex act is some form of assault, sexual assault or rape if done without consent. Just because a girl agrees to have sex with you doesn't mean you can jam your finger in her ass and spread shit on her lip.
Doesn't make talking about it any less funny.
[–]Patches67 -1 points0 points1 point 9 hours ago
That would be a hell of a practical joke for twin brothers.
[–]lumcetpyl 0 points1 point2 points 8 hours ago
this is actually a crucial plot point in Shakespeare's Measure for Measure.
[–]Jvaron91 0 points1 point2 points 8 hours ago
we call this the houdini where im from.
[–]needed_to_vote 0 points1 point2 points 8 hours ago
Casper the friendly ghost
[–]shyguy168 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
Hugh Jackman and Christian bale are Eskimo brothers...
[–]sakuramboo 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
I always thought that was called The Penn and Teller.
[–]MrSelfdizstruct75 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
I thought this was called the stranger
[–]FAP-FOR-BRAINS 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
not if the bitch was asking for it
[–]Robotyc 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
This is called Ghost Sex.
[–]I-like-eating-spoons 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
Not if you yell surprise it's not!
[–]RhOnDuh3 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
We just use to call it "The Houdini".
[–]heyyouwtf 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
It's not rape if you tag in your partner.
[–]Loopbot75 1 point2 points3 points 5 hours ago
Hah! I'm from Purdue university in Indiana. This was in our school paper a couple years back. The fallout was crazy! Pretty sure someone got fired over it!
[–]Euhn 0 points1 point2 points 4 hours ago
People got sooooo shitty about this.
[–]Jaylien_Contact 0 points1 point2 points 5 hours ago
I've always known this as "The Houdini"
[–]asbro 0 points1 point2 points 4 hours ago
this was actually stolen from a Patrice O'Neal stand up...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNL-iDbKySU&feature=relmfu
at 4:21
[–]elbruce 0 points1 point2 points 4 hours ago
But consider this: if she doesn't press charges against you for rape, that means the second guy was better.
[–]zeroisfirst -1 points0 points1 point 4 hours ago
This sexual position is actually commonly referred to as a "David Blaine" as in the magician from YouTube.
[–]mattismyname 0 points1 point2 points 4 hours ago
Don't argue semantics...
[–]Jackiedees 0 points1 point2 points 3 hours ago
I know this as "The Houdini"
[–]BadgerPuncher 0 points1 point2 points 3 hours ago
FUCK THAT. I invented this like 5 years ago, its called the "Houdini!!"
[–]Cindoboy 0 points1 point2 points 2 hours ago
This is also called the David Blaine according to Big Boi
[–]rapeture -1 points0 points1 point 2 hours ago
GUYS GUYS! I posted that in a comment like 3 days ago or something and now it's here!
And they told me it was rape!
Sadly I can't find it now, anyone know what that thread of weird sexual things? like the dirty Sanchez and stuff like that.
[–]ganjover 0 points1 point2 points 2 hours ago
According to Big Boi, it's called the David Blaine.
[–]nospimi99 0 points1 point2 points 2 hours ago
I always knew of this as "The Ghost Rider"
[–]SydneyRubbert 0 points1 point2 points 2 hours ago
I want to read the editor's sexy note in the bottom left corner...
[–]Coryperkin15 0 points1 point2 points 1 hour ago
This classic move is actually called "The Houdini"
[–]IHateTheLaw666 0 points1 point2 points 1 hour ago
Yup, that's rape.
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