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[–]runlop 6 points7 points ago

who knew... crayfish are ghetto apparently

[–]daklassy1 3 points4 points ago

should have ended with "Thank god she ordered fish fillet."

[–]potatoed_anus 5 points6 points ago

Im from and live in Louisiana. Nobody frys these.

[–]RedditingMyLifeAway 2 points3 points ago

Thank you, fellow Louisianian!

[–]CyborgCraig 2 points3 points ago

As another Louisianan, I concur, we boil them with such spices that will clear any nasal or sinus issues. Along with succulent vegetables and meats, it comes out to be quite a decadent feast that one simply falls in love with.

[–]RedditingMyLifeAway 0 points1 point ago

And cold beer!

[–]so_close_magoo -2 points-1 points ago

I've eaten at several restaurants in Louisiana that served fried crayfish, usually on a po boy. The crayfish etouffee at Mother's was the exception, and not surprisingly, the most delicious.

[–]cajunbander 3 points4 points ago

You're mistaking crawfish and shrimp. Although some people do fry crawfish, you're way more likely to find fried shrimp.

[–]so_close_magoo 0 points1 point ago

I'm not. There is a huge difference between their texture and the flavor, and you're right about finding way more shrimp, God knows I've had enough shrimp poboys to last a lifetime. The world needs more crawfish options.

[–]RedditingMyLifeAway 0 points1 point ago

you fry crawfish tails. you boil the whole crawfish.

[–]cords55 -1 points0 points ago

You also don't fry the whole chicken, and yet for some reason we call it fried chicken.

[–]RedditingMyLifeAway 1 point2 points ago

yeah, but you call it fried crawfish tails, not fried crawfish.

[–]cords55 1 point2 points ago

Well, it's used pretty interchangeably, and somehow we have managed to keep chaos and confusion to a minimum.

[–]RedditingMyLifeAway 0 points1 point ago

What part of Louisiana are you from?

[–]cords55 1 point2 points ago

You know crawfish are pretty ubiquitous right?

[–]RedditingMyLifeAway 0 points1 point ago

Yes, I am aware that crayfish are ubiquitous.

[–]Shiver999 4 points5 points ago

Pretty sure it is craw not claw

[–]jbrittles 6 points7 points ago

they have claws though

[–]Nezzybit 7 points8 points ago

It had claws the other 100 times it was reposted too

[–]Vidalio -1 points0 points ago

You're so late dude, go away

[–]papacdub 0 points1 point ago

fantastic

[–]CallMeAnEngineer 1 point2 points ago

Dat repost.

[–]cosecant89 0 points1 point ago

I read your title with an asian accent to make it make more sense

[–]MoonBearzzz 0 points1 point ago

Repost so hard motherfuckers wanna find me.....

[–]tweak4ever[!] 0 points1 point ago

ain't it J?

[–]BigSugarBear 1 point2 points ago

My fraternity actually had a crawfish boil. We made shirts that we're very similar to this....

[–]mmboy 0 points1 point ago

What on earth made you think it was a good idea to repost this over played joke?

[–]70000 -2 points-1 points ago

Bloods

[–]salomon102 -2 points-1 points ago

i actually read this on the rythm of the niggas in paris song

[–]AnnatheHordie -3 points-2 points ago

It's not a fish...

[–]jbrittles 6 points7 points ago

and a koala isn't a bear. thank you captain obvious!

[–]AnnatheHordie -1 points0 points ago

Don't be mad coz you posted a completely inaccurate and unfunny repost.

[–]jbrittles 0 points1 point ago

I'm mad? and I did?