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[–]TheFormerGenius 19 points20 points ago

I too feel like a large black man at the end of the day.

[–]TimesWasting 4 points5 points ago

large black man? nigga thats Rick Ross!

[–]ojkahn 2 points3 points ago

Everyday I'm hustlin', hustlin', hustlin'

[–]TimesWasting -1 points0 points ago

Sir I asked you not to play that shit again

edit: sorry sorry, katt williams standup quote. He says it when they play Rick Ross- Hustlin

[–]WaveQuiet 10 points11 points ago

Don't think he lifts.

[–]CammTheMuss 7 points8 points ago

Do you think they lifted up his tits to tattoo underneath?

[–]akjake 7 points8 points ago

Yes.

[–]Sanctustexi 4 points5 points ago

The picture of this in my head is fucking hilarious.

[–]akjake 6 points7 points ago

Could you imagine the healing process? That's a lot of friction. It would take forever for the underboob area to heal.

[–]Cyrodiil 3 points4 points ago

Upvote for "underboob area"

[–]neoKushan 2 points3 points ago

Wait...isn't that the school principal from American Dad?

[–]holybananasbatman 0 points1 point ago

Hells yes. The always rest well on my stomach.

[–]nodnarbiter 0 points1 point ago

Flip up them tits and finger scratch that sweet underboob

[–]beebzy92 1 point2 points ago

Dat feel

[–]Meatsalad 0 points1 point ago

How could I not upvote a picture of Rick Ross the boss?

[–]SirRosie 0 points1 point ago

MC Ride let himself go.

[–]defimeshun 1 point2 points ago

Is it strange I have an erection?

[–]just_leave_it 0 points1 point ago

I don't see anyone. I just see a couch. Where's the man?

[–]whitespoon -1 points0 points ago

HUH!

[–]nothingbutFin -1 points0 points ago

Gross.

[–]Klorel -2 points-1 points ago

now i am more curious if that raelly is a common lady feeling.

[–]kaj52213 0 points1 point ago

Not for girls with no tits.