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[–]Bvon123 332 points333 points ago

Telltale signs of The Party Pooper.

[–]SinofOmission 58 points59 points ago

[–]Sir_Vyvin 6 points7 points ago

I've read hundreds and hundreds of puns on reddit, to the point of desensitization. But for some reason, this one made me lose it for several minutes.

[–]WhyAmINotStudying 10 points11 points ago

That must have been one hell of a shitfest.

[–]Burgerkiin 5 points6 points ago

Ke$ha the party pooper

[–]Divotus 8 points9 points ago

In the porto-party...

[–]Phoequinox 5 points6 points ago

Sounds like a political group.

[–]suckerblow 4 points5 points ago

Democraps Re-public-cans

[–]Divotus 2 points3 points ago

The Green Farty

[–]YouGuysAreSick 2 points3 points ago

First time I come across someone i have tagged before. And it is "Wizard in denial". Huh.

Come on admit it already ! There's no shame to be a wizard.

[–]iLander99 3 points4 points ago

There's a party in the toilet! And urine.. vited!

[–]Gyaruson 155 points156 points ago

[–]Loghery 38 points39 points ago

[–]Pelican_Fly 19 points20 points ago

I find it psychologically intriguing that when people post a picture depicting a picture of upvoting someone they themselves get upvoted, and yet if they simply were to say upvoted they get downvoted.

[–]garygaz 8 points9 points ago

it's the entertainment factor!

[–]calvindog717 2 points3 points ago

or this ...

[–]FroggiJoy87 20 points21 points ago

the test was negative!!!

[–]itoph 2 points3 points ago

False alarm..!!

[–]DreadPirateHenry 46 points47 points ago

This is what it looks like when a clown has the shits.

[–]zennz29 17 points18 points ago

Or a clown glory hole.

[–]DHK83 24 points25 points ago

[–]zennz29 5 points6 points ago

Yep, pretty much what I had in mind.

[–]KlutchKent 7 points8 points ago

or Ke$ha

[–]LexiMonsterDoll 32 points33 points ago

Pinkie, obviously.

[–]dominantseventh 19 points20 points ago

Party cannon, to elaborate.

[–]Synaesthios 11 points12 points ago

ctrl+f "pinkie"

was not disappoint

[–]randomsnark 9 points10 points ago

Baked bads.

[–]DalekCaek 10 points11 points ago

Fluttershy was holding her mane while she puked in the toilet.

She had to write a letter to Celestia about it.

[–]Sea_Hatake 2 points3 points ago

Must have been one hell of a letter.

[–]zakrox96 7 points8 points ago

I just KNEW I would see references to the Party Cannon. I just KNEW it.

[–]agile52 3 points4 points ago

oops

[–]TumbleDryLow 11 points12 points ago

My guess: someone blew a birthday clown, but they couldn't keep it down.

[–]ender341 21 points22 points ago

It's Obviously Cumfetti [Mostly SFW].

[–]thedeepfriedboot 2 points3 points ago

WTF did I just watch...? <SUDDEN ANTEATER!>

[–]haw_haw_haw 21 points22 points ago

Ke$ha happened.

[–]TheJBW 8 points9 points ago

That's some swanky dancing.

[–]odderz 8 points9 points ago

I wish I could dance like that.

[–]WeldingMouse 8 points9 points ago

Pinkie Pie had too much cider.

[–]AsskickMcGee 11 points12 points ago

"Congratulations! That was this toilet's 1000th shit!"

[–]Switchblade_Nutz 5 points6 points ago

"Guys, I just took the most festive dump!"

[–]slideyep 6 points7 points ago

[–]psychologicalEVAL 3 points4 points ago

Shitting confetti is as much a psychological problem as a medical one. This usually occurs when one is depressed, and often one who is afflicted with the disease becomes further depressed because their shits have a better life/ are invited to more parties then they.

[–]gobstopper84 3 points4 points ago

The title reminds me if my favorite quote from Futurama: "Why am I all sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?"

[–]yanniD 3 points4 points ago

this looks like a real crappy place to have a party

[–]Starbeetle2 3 points4 points ago

Not sure if pun.

[–]Dragon_yum 1 point2 points ago

A girl farted.

[–]benoit_benoit 4 points5 points ago

Is this what happens when ke$ha has too much to drink?

[–]Drprincecold 1 point2 points ago

My guess is that it was, I clown with a sever case of diarrhea.

[–]Snuggletotem 0 points1 point ago

This is the end result of waking up in the morning and feeling like P Diddy.

[–]5guysburgersfries 0 points1 point ago

Believe me... you didn't miss out on much.

[–]snowmanspike 1 point2 points ago

The clown got drunk and threw up.

[–]RoarTrogdor 0 points1 point ago

that is 100% clown barf, very nasty stuff to clean up.

[–]InvaderSkoodge 1 point2 points ago

1 millionth office toilet flush party. Awesome for all the workers who get free cake. Horribly awkward for the person sitting on the toilet that they bust in on and shower in glitter and confetti while eating free cake.

[–]Doomsdayclock148 0 points1 point ago

Is this what happens when a unicorn takes a dump?

[–]Jpurves44 0 points1 point ago

[–]retrobuddha 1 point2 points ago

A bunch of us were there, It was the 100th poop of the day..

[–]Grosey 0 points1 point ago

A clown vomitted

[–]addiv 1 point2 points ago

There was a party in someone's pants.

[–]eire1228 0 points1 point ago

Rainbows of course

[–]SkwisgarIsAmsDick 0 points1 point ago

That's probably the best thing that could have been violently expelled in that stall

[–]omahony22 -1 points0 points ago

There was a party in somebody's pants...

[–]tooothpaste 0 points1 point ago

Toilets birthday, he has been through a lot of shit to finally be one

[–]indridcold137 -1 points0 points ago

Clowngasm.

[–]Foot2theFloor 0 points1 point ago

Could this be the product of Unloading the legendary "Party in my Pants"!?!

[–]bleepbloop90 0 points1 point ago

Martha Stewart happened.

[–]open225 -1 points0 points ago

Looks like there was a party in someone's pants

[–]Darth_Tier 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a someone had the birthday type skull on and a grunt had diarrhea

[–]falcon_jab 1 point2 points ago

Probably the aftermath of a pants party.

[–]ChrisBuch 0 points1 point ago

Someone just lost their virginity in a public bathroom stall..

[–]Ospre 0 points1 point ago

This is the celebration of the laxative kicking in after 5 days of constipation.

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

Looks like someone puked up a good time.

[–]Shadowglove 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a clown shat there.

[–]pissoutofmyass 0 points1 point ago

Clown sex

[–]TheLaddergoat 0 points1 point ago

CLown diarrhea

[–]MrMason522 1 point2 points ago

Dammit Ke$ha, I told you to wait till we got home!

[–]Herdsoot 0 points1 point ago

Trust me, you're not.

[–]tozzi1234 1 point2 points ago

Kesha had a little bit too much to drink, that's what she gets for drinking Jack in the morning

[–]logicalthinker1 1 point2 points ago

It's just the women's bathroom, nothing to see here people. We all know that women don't poop. It's just glitter and rainbows. And sometimes party streamers.

[–]Lefthandedsock 1 point2 points ago

Ke$ha had a bit too much to drink.

[–]huntroy 0 points1 point ago

Shit the rainbow

[–]Sirrianna 0 points1 point ago

Alien Xenomorph hatched from some clown ?

[–]doubleduh 1 point2 points ago

Kesha pooped

[–]MustardForBreakfast 1 point2 points ago

Clown. threw. up. EVERYWHERE.

[–]ohpeeum 0 points1 point ago

How does that toilet not break?

[–]Ryanair 0 points1 point ago

11.11 um 11:11 ! Karneval!

[–]tesico 0 points1 point ago

clown orgy

[–]shadow_prowler 0 points1 point ago

i clown blew his load in a public restroom

[–]doug89 0 points1 point ago

[–]PigeonBoy 0 points1 point ago

Some kid got his first blowjob. She brought festivities.

[–]RudegarWithFunnyHat 0 points1 point ago

welcome to your surprise after-party

[–]PUSClFER 0 points1 point ago

[–]amyneko 1 point2 points ago

Kesha took a shit?

[–]jackylo 0 points1 point ago

you're the blitz

[–]HgUuGiGtIaEr 0 points1 point ago

THE FUCKING TOILET PAPER IS ON WRONG!!!

[–]jimflaigle 0 points1 point ago

Lady Gaga had the tacos.

[–]Jasiono 1 point2 points ago

[–]dmascheck 0 points1 point ago

That's what happens when a clown cums. He must have been spanking it in the stall

[–]Insertfuckgivenhere 0 points1 point ago

Easter bunny had a rough night

[–]lalaino 1 point2 points ago

I think Kesha passed by..

[–]zadude 1 point2 points ago

Ke$ha was here.

[–]clonn 0 points1 point ago

Clown's puke

[–]Oirek 0 points1 point ago

Someone got a facial from a clown. Sufficing to say, he made a mess...

[–]Bangted 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure that was a clown with explosive diarrhea

[–]Dr_Thomas_Roll 0 points1 point ago

I'm guessing some girl was giving a clown a BJ and he came.

[–]gonzokonzem 1 point2 points ago

Pinkie Pie diarrhea

[–]sellyberry 0 points1 point ago

Pinky Pie!

I never go anywhere without my party cannon.

[–]Schobbo 0 points1 point ago

A Clown got a blowjob in there and jizzed all over the place.

[–]PandaCasserole 0 points1 point ago

Martha Stewart in South Park?

[–]ilazul 0 points1 point ago

I am now inspired to start leavin presents and slices of cake in bathroom stalls

[–]mages011 0 points1 point ago

"The only way I can get my senile old grandfather to shit in a public restroom is if we all cheer him on and make a big deal about it."

[–]PragmaticNewYorker 1 point2 points ago

Ke$ha had an orgasm.

[–]rpjr90 0 points1 point ago

when a clown takes a dump

[–]DirtyKlam22 0 points1 point ago

everyone quick, to the washroom. Jessica is having her 100th miscarriage.

[–]phillyphan09 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a clown jerked off

[–]JustLetMeComment 0 points1 point ago

I think some girl sucked off a clown and he finished everywhere.

[–]AllTattedUpJay 0 points1 point ago

It looks like a clown had sex in the stall and blew his load on the wall.

[–]MachoManAndySavage 0 points1 point ago

those party cannons are awesome! Blasted one of those off inside on new years eve last year...holy shit we were picking confetti outa the couch for a month

[–]lexypher 0 points1 point ago

a clown getting a blowjob SFW

[–]Twinretro 0 points1 point ago

Congratulations! You lost your virginity!

[–]faffodil 0 points1 point ago

This definitely reminds me of when Pierce comes out of the bathroom in Community and they have some celebration 'cos he's the 10,000th flusher... aaaaa greendale, the school of dreams!

[–]redhott89 0 points1 point ago

I Just want to say thank you for not posting this in r/wtf. I could see this getting posted there in the future.

[–]Makalu 0 points1 point ago

There was a party in my pants. Nobody was invited.

[–]Darrik 0 points1 point ago

[–]BoldLookOfColer 0 points1 point ago

Huh. Only took 6 days… It usually takes at least a week for the sunshine and rainbows to come back out after an election...

[–]FictionZeroZeroOne 0 points1 point ago

Someone has to clean that up :/

[–]rgeguypic 0 points1 point ago

Don't eat skittles while drunk

[–]Hero_Sandwich 0 points1 point ago

Clown Diarrhea

[–]schooluseguy 0 points1 point ago

Ke$sha must have ate T-Bell.

[–]Dstanding 0 points1 point ago

Best. Diarrhea. Ever.

[–]Tastygroove 0 points1 point ago

Clown diarrhea

[–]srsp0 0 points1 point ago

Vampire orgy.

[–]jonev123 0 points1 point ago

Looks like you stumbled into a clown's mating ground. I would be careful they mate with their shoes.

[–]nowhereman203 1 point2 points ago

Looks like Ke$ha took a dump, or vomited.

[–]sockpuppetprime 0 points1 point ago

Surprise Sex Party.

You don't get invited. The guy who throws it invites himself.

[–]Lebrooklynderp 1 point2 points ago

Kesha puked

[–]Amateur_Ninja 0 points1 point ago

Discovered magnisium and finally defeated that constipation from yesterday.

[–]Twidbin 0 points1 point ago

period party

[–]Malikir 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a clown had diarrhea.

[–]bigMike5 0 points1 point ago

There's a party in my pants..

[–]BeeElleZebub 0 points1 point ago

Clown explosion

[–]BackroomToaster 0 points1 point ago

And that kids, is why you never give a clown a blowjob in a public bathroom.

[–]Kidec 0 points1 point ago

I guess someone is not pregnant this month

[–]ImSmores 1 point2 points ago

God damn it Ke$ha!

[–]SamNextDoor 1 point2 points ago

Ke$ha partied too hard and puked.

[–]seamusw31 0 points1 point ago

Clown sex?

[–]Snakeoilsage 0 points1 point ago

Pam ate the whole pinata and this is what came out.

[–]Devils_Candy 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps a clown making God cry

[–]wish_I_Had_A_Beard 0 points1 point ago

I'm assuming gay clowns...

[–]glarfsquared 0 points1 point ago

When I was in undergrad I had a single in a suite with a double. The guys were a bit wild but not too bad. I went out for an evening class on one of their birthdays and when I came back found out they had a massive cake fight everywhere but my room. I couldn't get mad though, because they were still half covered in thrown cake, and the bathroom smelled delicious.

[–]A_GZA 0 points1 point ago

It was obviously a blumpkin party

[–]Whired 0 points1 point ago

I just had sex, and it felt so good

[–]CanuckOfTheNorth 0 points1 point ago

clown sex.

[–]Guitarcooplmao 1 point2 points ago

KE$HA!!!! NOT AGAIN

[–]BuddyTheeElf 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh.... Yes! I too remember my first time masturbating.

[–]cydisc11895 0 points1 point ago

Must have been a clean wipe situation. I'd celebrate that, too.

[–]The_Bangs 0 points1 point ago

Drunk clown?

[–]poopinmysoup 0 points1 point ago

Clown Sex.

[–]THCTuesdays 0 points1 point ago

TIL: Clowns ejaculate party supplies.

[–]ozmonatov 0 points1 point ago

Messy clown sex.

[–]warmastar 1 point2 points ago

I was going to go the route of a Kesha joke, however I see that has already been done. So...

I think a Clown got raped by a horse... err I mean Sarah Jessica Parker.

[–]TY00702 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't it looks like the remainders of a clown getting a bit too excited

[–]burritovan 0 points1 point ago

Niki minaj threw up in there.

[–]Leroy_Parker 0 points1 point ago

You were not invited to the party in his pants.

[–]Aazumin 0 points1 point ago

It looks like some piñatas had a bit of a toilet-stall hanky-panky here.

[–]TeenyTinyGiraffe 0 points1 point ago

Negative result on pregnancy test.

[–]Lanny0 0 points1 point ago

k$sha took a shit

[–]RyudoKills 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why everyones making jokes. It's pretty obvious a pinata was murdered here.

[–]TheBangeranger 1 point2 points ago

Ke$ha ate some gnarly Mexican food

[–]douce1503 0 points1 point ago

looks like a clown ate 1 to many balloon animals and blew their colon out

[–]5hawnking5 0 points1 point ago

A clown killed himself in the bathroom, and all you have are jokes?

[–]Burnsounet 0 points1 point ago

[–]fe3o4 0 points1 point ago

looks like someone has a little to much fibers in their diet.

[–]Sarks 0 points1 point ago

Its obviously a party in the Ministry of Magic.

[–]llamapandazebra 0 points1 point ago

it looks like a unicorn threw up...

[–]canadian_sorry 0 points1 point ago

It was a party in his pants, I'm guessing.

[–]Numskull1996 0 points1 point ago

Ke$ha threw up

[–]geoffreymiller9430 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a clown had the runs.

[–]GoreTM 0 points1 point ago

Ke$ha was here

[–]abhavsar54 0 points1 point ago

Ke$ha just took a shit. No biggie.

[–]tweak4ever 0 points1 point ago

[–]kindafuckingawsome 0 points1 point ago

looks like this is a classic case of a "Potty Party"

[–]Onlyhereforthelaughs 0 points1 point ago

Pinkie Pie...

[–]aeusnd 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Kesha has the runs...

[–]manuscarlisle 0 points1 point ago

Grunt got shot in the head while taking a shit...

[–]Ohnoez85 0 points1 point ago

Maybe sombody was potty training. I thnk that would be an effective way of getting a kid to learn. Congrats on pooping, heres some confetti!!!

[–]surrogatelegend 0 points1 point ago

Kesha

[–]shelez07 0 points1 point ago

well isn't it obvious? Kesha must of been there!