all 17 comments

[–]xGunslinger7x 7 points8 points ago

It's a polar bear...well this changes alot OP, you almost made it but unfortunately I gotta take ya in, Book 'em Lou

[–]troissandwich 2 points3 points ago

I live in a rural community and grew up with a lot of farmers as a result. One of my peers was caught having sex with sheep on several occasions, and ended up telling us all about it. Apparently putting a sheep up against the edge of a cliff makes them push back - and putting their back feet in the front of your boots keeps them from running away.

When I saw your username that's all I could think of, even after I saw the picture.

[–]sumo_kitty 0 points1 point ago

what did i just read

[–]BecklesVT 1 point2 points ago

I'm not even going to try to guess what your name is...

[–]Carpal 0 points1 point ago

You could always read it.

[–]KeyDeMexico -4 points-3 points ago

SheepInCowboyBoots.

The more you know!

[–]can_tankbuilder 1 point2 points ago

I expected nicer boots.

[–]UncleSneakyFingers 1 point2 points ago

BearHorseHumanLegs

[–]SheepInCowboyBoots[S] -2 points-1 points ago

But the sheep. It's so majestic. So beautiful.

[–]UncleSneakyFingers 8 points9 points ago

I'm pretty sure that's a polar bear

[–]ebneter 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure sheep don't have paws.

[–]freeq84 1 point2 points ago

BootedSheepRipsHorseEyeballBongOnHeadlessBabyTredsInPastureWithVolcanoSmokingInBackground is the full name, duh...

SheepInCowboyBoots is really your nickname...

[–]SheepInCowboyBoots[S] -1 points0 points ago

I never thought anyone would get it...

[–]Piemonade 0 points1 point ago

Your name must be Siobhan.

[–]malkil 1 point2 points ago

I think HorseInBabyBoots would be better.

[–]Dub_Heem -1 points0 points ago

Well, that's enough internet for today...

[–]Amethyst485 0 points1 point ago

I must know.... What is your name???