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[–]CAPSLOCK_USERNAME 16 points17 points ago

False. Oatmeal raisin is the ultimate form of cookie, the standard which all others aspire to reach but never will.

[–]gchase723 -2 points-1 points ago

BE SILENT, YE FOOLISH ONE!

[–]Solitaryfein 1 point2 points ago

God fucking damnit!

[–]Cat_on_a_Mac 1 point2 points ago

I like raisin better.

[–]cscmitts 0 points1 point ago

More like realizing an oatmeal raisin cookie is an oatmeal chocolate

[–]nhxmagik 1 point2 points ago

This is why I have trust issues.

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[–]trolarch 5 points6 points ago

It's funny because people can look at your profile and see what you have reposted.

[–]Glaliz[S] 0 points1 point ago

Good one

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[–]Glaliz[S] 0 points1 point ago

That's pretty creepy dude

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[–]PlumDrop 0 points1 point ago

Please just shut up and stop.

[–]Glaliz[S] 0 points1 point ago

from where?