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[–]SRS_are_cunts 91 points92 points ago

With the power of magic, now in GIF form.

[–]donkey_punch_drunk 113 points114 points ago

Daffy enjoys prostate stimulation just like any man.

[–]CircadianHour 52 points53 points ago

Any honest man.

[–]gmansmartboy 9 points10 points ago

Oh so disgusting but true

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[–]xzzz 3 points4 points ago

Well I don't know what I expected with that username

[–]Theawesomemiles 6 points7 points ago

DOOONT CLICK!

[–]SolidDexter 16 points17 points ago

But it was finally relevant.

[–]YUNoHaveBacon 5 points6 points ago

Mindlessly click link. See your comment. See person's username. It's too late.

[–]Deculsion 0 points1 point ago

What was it?

[–]mrcheeseweasel 3 points4 points ago

God damn hoverzoom!

[–]gmansmartboy 3 points4 points ago

OH MAH LAWD. GET ME SOME EYE BLEACH!

[–]frank14752 0 points1 point ago

Sure but don't drink it.

[–]gmansmartboy 1 point2 points ago

Too late

[–]Bonobonobo 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this comment deleted so many times on other threads with people warning others about it, but I just clicked it. Good thing that with the magic of RES I only had to see the very top off the hole.

[–]Josh_The_Boss 1 point2 points ago

Now in .gif form!

[–]pancakanator 2 points3 points ago

Idk he seems pretty anal about it

[–]dreamingsilence 0 points1 point ago

Well he is holding the butt of the problem

[–]taysacs 0 points1 point ago

Actuall is Dolan

[–]imhumahi 0 points1 point ago

Right in the childhood..

[–]quittersspit 22 points23 points ago

Rabbit Season!

[–]zosobaggins 21 points22 points ago

Duck season!

[–]Clone24 23 points24 points ago

Rabbit season!

[–]reddicktookmyname 22 points23 points ago

Rabbit season!

[–]what_user_name 22 points23 points ago

Duck season!

[–]munrobot 24 points25 points ago

FIRE!

[–]Spindash54 6 points7 points ago

Elmer Season.

[–]reddicktookmyname 6 points7 points ago

Fire!

[–]SirNoName -3 points-2 points ago

Duck season!

[–]Screepy 6 points7 points ago

Wabbit*

[–]hey_i_tried 5 points6 points ago

Not really relavent... but ive been waiting to use this

[–]zhawa 57 points58 points ago

[–]darktmplr 28 points29 points ago

Oh for FUCKS SAKE, Reddit.

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[–]TheGameHippo 3 points4 points ago

My word...

[–]aboynamedsoo 3 points4 points ago

son-of-a.....

[–]DRxCarbine 2 points3 points ago

WHY DIDNT I LISTEN

[–]WGAF_About_Karma 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you

[–]Josh_The_Boss 2 points3 points ago

FOR FUCKS SAKE THAT'S THE SECOND TIME THIS THREAD.

[–]CoveredInBbbb 3 points4 points ago

origanal portal

[–]ReaverParrell 1 point2 points ago

Came here for this, was not disappointed.

[–]Juggernotte 3 points4 points ago

Ctrl+f "came here for this", was not dissapoint

[–]TheCasualGuy 0 points1 point ago

Thank you good sir!

[–]liimlsan 7 points8 points ago

Source: A Star is Bored (1957, Freleng). The background is Irv Wyner from a Hawley Pratt layout, the animation is (very obviously) Art Davis'. (This is an inbetween, but I don't know who his inbetweener was in this period...hilarious, considering Art Davis was THE first inbetweener who ever lived. http://www.animationcareerreview.com/articles/top-100-most-influential-people-animation?page=0,7 ) Gag by Warren Foster, one of the most talented comedy writers I've had the privilege of studying. (Although reused from "A Bird in a Guilty Cage.")

[–]Jumala 1 point2 points ago

Nice. I was pretty sure the Tweety-Sylvester cartoon was earlier. I was going to post a very similar comment until I found yours.

[–]Herro10000 2 points3 points ago

Why they didn't copyright that back then?

[–]doctechnical 35 points36 points ago

The Acme company did, they had a good business selling Portable Holes to coyotes out in the Badlands back in the day. But the bottom fell out of the market.

[–]commodore-69 6 points7 points ago

If portal were real life, would you suck your own dick?

[–]jimmyhoffasbrother 13 points14 points ago

Of course. It's not gay, it's just masturbation.

[–]Whyareyoufollowingme 8 points9 points ago

It's not real and I still do.

[–]DanielLikesPie 0 points1 point ago

how

[–]Whyareyoufollowingme 0 points1 point ago

Flexibility.

[–]Dirge37 2 points3 points ago

What a practical use for portals ahhah

[–]alienbringer 2 points3 points ago

Also this i guess.

[–]Fliff42 -3 points-2 points ago

No, you put a portal in a hot girls bed, then put one in your bed once you get home. Then you rend the space time continuum, if ya get my meaning.

[–]alienbringer 1 point2 points ago

Better yet. Put the portal in a place hot girls walk around frequently at... Say a high class strip club, or on a runway for models... Then put the other one on the roof that allows them to fall into a cell (on cushions of course). And then wait. Eventually you will get many pretty ladies trapped for your entertainment.

[–]masterwit 8 points9 points ago

this is why we can't have nice things

[–]DelightfullyGangsta 1 point2 points ago

A cell? If you were serious about this, the portal works great on a freeway.

[–]alienbringer 1 point2 points ago

Not intended to kill. Intended to capture and you know stuff.

[–]DelightfullyGangsta 0 points1 point ago

I only accept the most fit of prey. If they can dodge my metal onslaught than they are chosen by fate.

[–]nitcanavan 1 point2 points ago

Dude.

[–]psychroclasm 1 point2 points ago

I can even hear the weird "rubber glove" noise of Daffy Duck shoving a gun up his ass.

[–]jkstuart12 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad that the first thing I thought of when seeing the picture is that the tree opening looks like a vagina? The internet has ruined me.

[–]Nerdlingers 2 points3 points ago

This turns me on and I'm not ashamed.

[–]Snakeoilsage 0 points1 point ago

That moment when you realize you don't need a woman anymore.

[–]wonderboy2402 0 points1 point ago

I was watching babylon 5 the other day... Couldn't help but notice the jump gates are both orange and blue.

[–]doghe14 0 points1 point ago

Cartoon Glory Hole?

[–]iCareMuch 0 points1 point ago

[–]Smaktat 0 points1 point ago

[–]kaalikeitto 0 points1 point ago

That portal doesn't work right! It should go straight up, not in an angle!

[–]kaalikeitto 0 points1 point ago

Also, the brown part of the gun shows even though it isn't through the portal yet.

[–]thjoki -1 points0 points ago

i like how the gun is going in his but

[–]ViolentOctopus 0 points1 point ago

Brazzers at it again.

[–]Richardspm -1 points0 points ago

NSFW please

[–]Radioactv_jelly 0 points1 point ago

[–]AtroxMavenia 0 points1 point ago

Except that's not his gun, it's Bugs'

[–]Murlocman 0 points1 point ago

I would have expected that the original 'portal' would just be a hole.

[–]Mikkels 0 points1 point ago

[–]TapRackBoom 0 points1 point ago

Brazzers

[–]nodnarbiter 0 points1 point ago

Brazzers?

[–]YellyVonHollerlots 1 point2 points ago

Brazzers

[–]TACOfarmerXD 0 points1 point ago

Damnit.

[–]birks99 -1 points0 points ago

Pls.

[–]tactical_facepalm -2 points-1 points ago

this needs a "brazzers" water mark

[–]The_Z_Man 0 points1 point ago

The 'original' butt rape.

[–]whowhatwhere11109 -2 points-1 points ago

Obligatory plug for r/portal

[–]MLG_Jeff -1 points0 points ago

I guess Bugs snapped and told him to go fuck himself. Can't believe he actually did it either.

[–]benihana68 -2 points-1 points ago

Why is he ass bangin himself with a shotgun?

[–]Ikimasen 7 points8 points ago

Hollywood, man. After a while the thrill wears off of everything.

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[–]Toastbro 4 points5 points ago

A. Different pic right there B. 306 days ago C. Overreaction D. Why the fuck are you calling out a repost from almost a year ago?

[–]TheCasualGuy -4 points-3 points ago

Someone PLEASE photoshop the Brazzers logo on here!