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[–]kdoughboy 105 points106 points ago

Sea lion*

[–]daeedorian 23 points24 points ago

Ears.

[–]farmthis 23 points24 points ago

Neck. Snout. Confidence.

[–]Insecurity_Guard 17 points18 points ago

I see no lion.

That wasn't even funny.

[–]rabidpeacock 0 points1 point ago

Yes it was sir!!

[–]daddock 5 points6 points ago

I'm just going to keep calling it "Sea Dogg"

[–]spartan4333 4 points5 points ago

This air tastes like sea lion breath.

[–]tedtutors 0 points1 point ago

I said "alliance."

[–]90seconds 37 points38 points ago

LOOSE SEAL!

[–]LooseSeal19 10 points11 points ago

Yes?

[–]t00tsy 3 points4 points ago

There is a user for everything isn't there?

[–]juxtaposition21 8 points9 points ago

He's going to be all right.

[–]konan375 0 points1 point ago

Why is it that whenever I have a great comment in mind, someone else has already said it? You win

[–]Cryptic0677 0 points1 point ago

At least it doesn't have a yellow bowtie.

[–]Sommerfaq 47 points48 points ago

Ho Lee Shit. That is not trolling.

[–]ChiefNugs 7 points8 points ago

Damn, you really trolled OP.

[–]Z3F 3 points4 points ago

It's just trying to drink the ocean.

[–]friday6700 -1 points0 points ago

Doing some snorkling? Let me play you the song of my people.

[–]ImmortalWarrior 38 points39 points ago

Le super trol bro XD

[–]somanyactivities 9 points10 points ago

that fucking kid.

[–]Schroedingers_gif 15 points16 points ago

lol troled u hard

[–]flyboyian -2 points-1 points ago

I'm sure it's really a hit man sea lion...

[–]mctrigger 5 points6 points ago

how is it trolling?

[–]OoogaOoogaYoink 3 points4 points ago

OP, mind if I troll you a question? You ever troll a word into a sentence without trolling it's meaning?

[–]SRS_are_cunts 6 points7 points ago

"Out here, no one can hear you scream"

[–]Shybull87 6 points7 points ago

Scuba Steve- Where the hell is that seal everyone talks about?

Seal-Shhhhhhh

[–]LurkerTriumphant 2 points3 points ago

Ecuador?

[–]fireinthesky7 1 point2 points ago

I'm almost positive that's in the Galapagos Islands, and I'm equally positive that I've snorkeled in that exact location twice in my life.

[–]tristanfb 0 points1 point ago

looks like Galapagos to me

[–]JM_Poop 0 points1 point ago

I bet he was thinking: urf urf

[–]The_Music 3 points4 points ago

Not trolling.

[–]Glaliz 0 points1 point ago

Who the hell takes those pictures?

[–]G-Rob 7 points8 points ago

I read that as "Troll Level: Seal". Reddit is slowly breaking me.

[–]Rammage 4 points5 points ago

Wow. I had to double check the title. I didn't realize it didn't say that.

[–]Pimpinpinguino 3 points4 points ago

Relevant..I think? http://i.imgur.com/OUJhA.gif?1

[–]KazakTheSpaceDog -1 points0 points ago

TIL: .gif?1 is a file type.

[–]giraffe19 -1 points0 points ago

he just wants a friend

[–]snumfalzumpa 0 points1 point ago

Hey I've been there! It's off the coast of Cabo.

[–]FunkyDuncan 1 point2 points ago

Leave Kyle Gass alone, sea lion!

[–]ambientshdw 1 point2 points ago

That is a sea lion...

[–]etherealcaitiff 1 point2 points ago

THHEEEERRRREEE used to be a graying tower, alone on the sea!!

[–]kirtap 1 point2 points ago

did you know, that when you blow, a seal is behind you, and your air supply has been sealed, BAYBEH

[–]Baenghufvud -1 points0 points ago

I could float, or maybe even strand that whale..

[–]rabidpeacock -2 points-1 points ago

He is rabid!! I would know.

[–]grovemanjr -1 points0 points ago

this has happened to me...

[–]OnlyJeffrey 0 points1 point ago

I would not swim in any water with sea lions in it. Too worried about white sharks

[–]CreepyCarbs 0 points1 point ago

Bring me Solo and the Wookie...

[–]funk320 -1 points0 points ago

he wants to give it his seal of approval.

[–]RestingCarcass 1 point2 points ago

LE MEM3 9GAG 420 <-- inside joke from the best site evarr ;P

[–]AsskickMcGee 0 points1 point ago

"Wow, yours is green and on your head? Humans are weird!"

[–]TrebekAlex -1 points0 points ago

"What's that poking my butt?"

[–]AcemanRockolla -1 points0 points ago

pretty sure that is the psychiatrist from office space.

[–]SteveHeaves -1 points0 points ago

[–]thehypester -1 points0 points ago

They're trying to kill baby Buster!

[–]Pink_Otter 0 points1 point ago

should post this in /r/Seals

[–]strineGreen 0 points1 point ago

Treal?

[–]Jonny_Watts 0 points1 point ago

They look like brothers

[–]Topalope 0 points1 point ago

This post made me realize that seals should require a cpr certification.

[–]baronsoloman 0 points1 point ago

sea lion

[–]ravikarna27 2 points3 points ago

LOL LE TROLL LEVEL:TROLLIEST XD LE LE LE LOL

[–]denutter 0 points1 point ago

Ima' seal this!

[–]craigory83 -4 points-3 points ago

Haha I get it.

[–]yeathl 0 points1 point ago

Everyone knows that sea lions are assholes... everyone!

[–]Chronoecho 2 points3 points ago

I train sea lions. They are playful, and rambunctious. Assholes, nah, more like ADHD children.

[–]yeathl 0 points1 point ago

Oh I was just being facetious... yeah, sea lions are great.

[–]moto301 0 points1 point ago

True. I have had sea lions try to steal my snorkel and bite my fins. I can't stand them.

[–]yeathl 0 points1 point ago

Well, my only advice is to stop smearing tuna all over your body... your wife may find it sexy, but you're only asking for trouble from the Sea Lions!

[–]bondedbythrash -3 points-2 points ago

Is that Andy Reid? Yes I am an eagle's fan.

[–]killerobot 0 points1 point ago

You're seeing things that aren't there man.

[–]dimadelux -2 points-1 points ago

Now who is going to photoshop Seal in?

[–]Drawtaru -2 points-1 points ago

Probably just smelling the guy's breath.

[–]bigredhairs -2 points-1 points ago

At first glance I saw a seal with a Mohawk

[–]AustraliaTranslate -4 points-3 points ago

Here is a version of this image translated into Australian and Brazilian (?)

[–]sighbourbon -4 points-3 points ago

context?

[–]Almostharry 8 points9 points ago

A man went snorkeling. And then a seal!

[–]seanious 2 points3 points ago

A female seal!

[–]Almostharry 3 points4 points ago

Seal. A drop of golden seal.

Okay that's probably enough.

[–]dzamie 0 points1 point ago

No it isn't.

Seal, a seal, I call my seal!

[–]SlipSissored 0 points1 point ago

Did he died?