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[–]Blobbybluebland 18 points19 points ago

I love how the Alpaca's face is so matter-of-fact.

"Deal with it."

-Fucking Alpaca

[–]Headless_guy 22 points23 points ago

Best part about junior football here in Australia, is when overtime happens and they let alpacas out. Love it.

[–]TezzaMcJ 4 points5 points ago

Overtime in AFL?

[–]A_Mouse_In_Da_House 1 point2 points ago

How do I see the difference between AFL and Rugby from a still...

[–]FullShrimp 0 points1 point ago

The ball. AFL is longer (like in the picture) than a Rugby ball, which is generally "fatter".

[–]Giggyjig 6 points7 points ago

Best alpine mammal

[–]lordmarkthe1st 6 points7 points ago

The alpaca could probably captain Port Adelaide

[–]Mexipad 4 points5 points ago

Terrible tackling technique

[–]Popsumpot 2 points3 points ago

A hip and shoulder from an alpaca is literally a roundhouse body slam

[–]expertonbreasts 1 point2 points ago

High tackle. Send him to the sin bin!

[–]InsertDownvotes 2 points3 points ago

Alpacas are not to be trifled with.

[–]Winston73 1 point2 points ago

They will most certainly fuck your shit up.

[–]xray21215 2 points3 points ago

Aplaca plays tight D

[–]NotLateJustAWizard 3 points4 points ago

Alpacas all-pack-a terrible punch. I'll show myself out.

[–]HermanTheKid 0 points1 point ago

He should play the team from Bard College (they're the llamas): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bard_College_at_Simon's_Rock

[–]disturbed3335 0 points1 point ago

Yell this whenever you awkwardly fall or drop something at an inopportune time. You will not be disappointed.

[–]rightbeforedawn 0 points1 point ago

He should play for the Alpackers.

[–]trianglelmao 1 point2 points ago

I pretty much despise "BIG BLOCK CAPTION IMAGE MACROS" and basically anything that could end up on 9gag, and this still made me laugh super hard. Excellent.

[–]RatzuCRRPG 2 points3 points ago

You probably thought this alpaca was alive. Nope, Chuck Testa.

[–]majenta94 1 point2 points ago

Alpacattack

[–]LordAlpaca 0 points1 point ago

Lord out of fuckin nowhere.

[–]artemisfowl15 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else see all the blood on the alpaca?

[–]DrGuadalajara 0 points1 point ago

I don't remember a football scene in Twilight.

[–]Spencekat 1 point2 points ago

I want an alpaca on my rugby team. Correction. I need an alpaca on my rugby team.

[–]danceswithpubes -1 points0 points ago

go home alpaca, you are drunk

[–]treebus -2 points-1 points ago

Alpacas usually avoid humans, though they will sometimes run in your direction (which is pretty bloody scary, speaking from experience). I've never seen one actually hit a person before this picture though.

[–]complex_reduction 6 points7 points ago

It's an Australian llama.

[–]joeywestside44 0 points1 point ago

That alpaca's not using proper tackling technique, he could get hurt like that

[–]ThatsRich -3 points-2 points ago

Maybe you should turn 14