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[–]SRS_are_cunts 85 points86 points ago

[–]Anaract 38 points39 points ago

Or, you could submit an actual post like everyone else and hopefully we'll see the little cake symbol and be more obliged to give you an upvote. That's why it's there, not so you can "HEY GUYS GIVE ME MOAR UPVOTES IT MY CAKEDAY!"

[–]v_soma 2 points3 points ago

I completely agree.

[–]studmuffffffin 22 points23 points ago

This exact meme has been posted like 10 times. Who upvotes this shit?

[–]Pippkorn 6 points7 points ago

Idiots

[–]is_a_jerk 24 points25 points ago

You are definitely the first person ever to think of this.

[–]Autoham 22 points23 points ago

[–]Ouizardus 52 points53 points ago

Fuck off, cakeday karma whore.

[–]BossMann12 24 points25 points ago

Fuck off, dude you have to try. Not impressed..... tsk tsk tsk.

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 16 points17 points ago

[–]uhmerikin 1 point2 points ago

After finally noticing the upvote and downvote arrows (they could be a bit bigger), that was about as relevant and perfect as possible.

[–]Probable_Foreigner 2 points3 points ago

[–]me_rock270 16 points17 points ago

[–]zuka_zanamee 18 points19 points ago

[–]Krystalpantss 3 points4 points ago

Yeah if you could go ahead and post some original content worthy of my virtual appreciation, that'd be great.

[–]mynameisnotjonas 9 points10 points ago

Yeah, if you could just not be a faggot, that would be great.

[–]Griever92 4 points5 points ago

0 Effort. 0 Upvotes.

[–]krannyx 2 points3 points ago

This is done so many times it's just stupid.

[–]Sphigmomanometer 3 points4 points ago

I've got an upvote for you right here

[–]Santa_Claauz 3 points4 points ago

[–]playingood 2 points3 points ago

reddiquette

"Please don't
Plead for votes in the title of your submission. ("Vote This Up to Spread the Word!", "If this makes the front page, I'll adopt this stray cat and name it reddit", "If this reaches 500 points, I'll get a tattoo of the Reddit alien!", "Upvote if you do this!", "Why isn't this getting more attention?", etc.)"

[–]RabisMongoose 2 points3 points ago

Yea, If you could just stop being a karma whore, that'd be great

[–]assfrog 10 points11 points ago

Never wanted to downvote a post more.

[–]EatGulp 15 points16 points ago

[–]charm__quark 21 points22 points ago

[–]jpark343 3 points4 points ago

You didn't even make a new meme. Pathetic.

[–]DropkickMorgan 10 points11 points ago

Go and die.

[–]Paradoxmoa 1 point2 points ago

I don't know who you are, but let me assure you, I don't like you.

In fact, I went through your comment/post history and downvoted everything there too. Seems others have done the same.

Don't karmawhore.

[–]uhmerikin 2 points3 points ago

[–]rtkwe 1 point2 points ago

So yeah if you could at least attempt something other than a meta post about it being your cake day that'd be great.

[–]TheGhost983 1 point2 points ago

Nope.

[–]CuntSackMcQuack 1 point2 points ago

For fuck sake. Fuck off. You fucking dick.

[–]labtec901 4 points5 points ago

NOPE!

[–]Black_Diamond 1 point2 points ago

Nah, man that's ok.

[–]wag_the_dog 1 point2 points ago

Fuck you

[–]ObamaStoleMyKFC 0 points1 point ago

Blow me.

[–]baconandtetris 0 points1 point ago

Most reposted post of all of reddit

[–]mokniker 0 points1 point ago

Here's a down vote, they aren't too different they both end in vote.

[–]willfaptodownvotes 2 points3 points ago

Fuck your cake day and fuck you.

[–]unrectifiable -1 points0 points ago

[–]Jardine17 -3 points-2 points ago

Yeah we all just want some up votes bub.

[–]EnglishLadyness -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, no.

[–]berrydude -1 points0 points ago

Is it weird that I read this in the way he would actually be saying it...

[–]qOcOp 0 points1 point ago

Agreed.

[–]Grillwurst93 -1 points0 points ago

I really laughed too long about this

[–]mjq03 -1 points0 points ago

Somethin somethin OP sucks somethin somthin

[–]imMatt19 -3 points-2 points ago

YOU FORGOT YOUR COVER SHEET!

DOWNVOTE.

kidding. Upvote.

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Well, you whored out the OP joke again. So you're just as big as a whore as he is.