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[–]oapples5 184 points185 points ago

By being one of the stupidest shows on television, workaholics has successfully become one smartest and funniest shows on television.

I mean how fucked it that?

[–]thebaddub 105 points106 points ago

I mean how fucked it that?

It's ok dude, let's go smoke weed about it.

[–]TrophyDad 36 points37 points ago

Life's a stage. Smoke weed till ya die

[–]Earl_0f_Lemongrab 28 points29 points ago

-William Shakespeare.

[–]osnapitsjoey 2 points3 points ago

up voted for username

[–]classyfunK 4 points5 points ago

lets go toke about it

[–]cuteintern 0 points1 point ago

let's give them something to toke about....

[–]jdyo 1 point2 points ago

The recipe for a good offbeat sitcom these days: smart jokes about dumb people > dumb jokes about smart people

[–]ulmxn 1 point2 points ago

A la Aqua Teen.

[–]pabloneruda 76 points77 points ago

Catherine Zeta Jones, she ducks beneath lasers, oh ah ohhh.

Do it for the dinosaurs!

[–]CosmicBard 17 points18 points ago

Dips.

[–]matt_thelazy 7 points8 points ago

But that was my favorite moment and it was only episode 3.

[–]drakeblood4 43 points44 points ago

This is one of the laziest posts I've ever seen. I mean you didn't even bother to come up with a title.

[–]obama_is_a_moderate 3 points4 points ago

A new frontier in the field of karma whoring.

[–]katielaura[S] 10 points11 points ago

Reddit was created for the lazy. And over time we evolved into lazier people.

[–]CosmicBard 20 points21 points ago

Well, stop it.

[–]RETARD96 -5 points-4 points ago

make me

[–]wcpackerfan 0 points1 point ago

He wasn't talking to you.

[–]RETARD96 0 points1 point ago

no shit, he typed it out.

[–]chubowu 0 points1 point ago

It's ok, he's just a retard

[–]JimmyHavok -1 points0 points ago

Eh. Seen it before.

[–]Ivitty 0 points1 point ago

What movie is this originally from?

[–]seconddealer -1 points0 points ago

[–]a1t3r_3g0 -3 points-2 points ago

SHUT THE CLUCK UP!

[–]kclink 25 points26 points ago

[–]gyrorobo 22 points23 points ago

[–]derpderpherpderp 1 point2 points ago

Does anyone know where I can get a sweet 18th century jacket like those ones?

[–]w1tt 9 points10 points ago

Adam can say the most fucked up or stupidest things but it will come out funny as hell.

[–]TheMilkMan4 19 points20 points ago

Tight butthole!

[–]wellheythereguys 13 points14 points ago

I love this show, and thank you.

[–]Fernandigity 4 points5 points ago

Every time I tell someone where I live ( which is Rancho Cucamonga ) they automatically jump to the conclusion that I somehow have seen these guys just walking around lol I wish

[–]KorruptedFiji 2 points3 points ago

I want to downvote this so hard.

[–]WarAndRuin 7 points8 points ago

Of all the times I've seen this post.... This is one of them

[–]ProJokeExplainer 2 points3 points ago

Help! I think this chair is Spanish. I don't speak Spanish!

[–]P0llyPrissyPants 2 points3 points ago

I want you to eat my pudding? What?

[–]Depressed_Downvoter 5 points6 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
If you don't want to date me... 11coms 383pts 6mos funny
Rejection? Yeah, 0coms 2pts 19dys funny
After getting turned down by a girl I have liked for a long time 0coms 11pts 1mo funny
I think this way too often 114coms 1455pts 3mos funny
How it feels getting rejected. 1com 14pts 2mos funny
This is how i feel after getting rejected 12coms 520pts 5mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]seconddealer -1 points0 points ago

[–]goldensinz 2 points3 points ago

BEST SHOW EVER.

[–]BarneseyBoo 2 points3 points ago

I think I need to watch more of this show. This is a really accurate description of the talk I had with the guy I was "dating" yesterday.

[–]jwall504 -1 points0 points ago

He should of just gone with the master line. "Come on go out with me, or I'm just going to keep stalking you."

[–]Kyle_Crafty -1 points0 points ago

I don't remember this O.o

[–]supermandy 0 points1 point ago

By all means quote the vapid one.

[–]Lumpynifkin 0 points1 point ago

This also applies to people that don't vote for the same people as I do.

[–]CosmicBard -1 points0 points ago

So put it on r/workaholics, dammit

[–]mimiangie 2 points3 points ago

kickin it at the penthouse penthouse

[–]DicedPeppers 0 points1 point ago

Bieberhole69

[–]elgrandesexy -1 points0 points ago

REPOSTTT!!!!

[–]Pravusmentis -4 points-3 points ago

Hey man, /r/jokesfromTV called and they said you should stop trying to viral market things

[–]Onslaught147 8 points9 points ago

Oh yeah!? Well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!

[–]Thisisacoolname 0 points1 point ago

Well they should order some more before they run out then.

[–]MABred -3 points-2 points ago

That hit wayyy too close to home.

[–]Dollarama 0 points1 point ago

Oh man that's tight butthole!

[–]pertnear -2 points-1 points ago

I have a tendency to give that clock to people.

[–]comineeyeaha -2 points-1 points ago

Jesus, guys, enough with this picture. I don't even want to watch the show anymore. You've ruined it for me before I even started.

[–]fawker -3 points-2 points ago

Honesty.

[–]what_user_name -5 points-4 points ago

I was told last night that I have the perfect facial expression match of this man. I even had two girls want pictures with me because it was too similar and called me "adam" all night. I have never seen the show before, but after looking up the name, i recognized it from this picture from reddit.