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[–]DEWSHO 53 points54 points ago

Hey look at this comment I posted!!

[–]viper098 27 points28 points ago

Do you see?! Do you see?!

[–]MrTyphoon 17 points18 points ago

And here's me at the Grand Canyon. DO YOU SEE?

[–]retard_fish_frog 6 points7 points ago

DO YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE DONE? DO YOU SEE?!?

[–]WhyNotBarbershop 3 points4 points ago

[–]REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE 0 points1 point ago

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?!?!?!

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]vviikkrraanntt 1 point2 points ago

LOOK AT MY CUTE KITTEN I TOTALLY FOUND IT IN THE DUMPSTER!!!

[–]CaptainKilljoy 2 points3 points ago

So, are we done here?

[–]HairlessSasquatch 0 points1 point ago

Hello, mr. .....

GOD

[–]withholdthelaughing 1 point2 points ago

Mine's funnier! Read it! READ IT!!! Tell me I'm funny! Now tell me I'ms smart! DO IT!!! Pffft... I don't need your affirmation. I know I'm good. NOW TELL ME I'M GOOD!

[–]POSTS_GIFS 15 points16 points ago

[–]Jumpset 3 points4 points ago

[–]CapCapper 0 points1 point ago

I mean c'mon just look at that.

[–]backdora_da_explora 1 point2 points ago

Pshh, that was nothing.

[–]radiantidiot 2 points3 points ago

Don't know why people are downvoting you...

Edit: Seems to be corrected now, originally the tally was something like (12|8), seemed a bit odd to me.

[–]HappyAssassin 23 points24 points ago

Because Reddit's stance on original content is that it should be absolutely free in every way possible. Any extra non-white pixels on the page are an insult to each redditor and their families.

[–]DickRhino 5 points6 points ago

Because there is a URL in the picture that OP didn't remove. He isn't trying to take credit, so why call him out?

[–]thegrammarunicorn 2 points3 points ago

I wasn't trying to call OP out, but some people might have wanted to go to the website to see more comics (plus, rehosted comics are against the rules here so having the source in the comments might make it less likely to be removed).

[–]DickRhino 0 points1 point ago

Gotcha.

Normally I'm all for providing sources as well, but in this instance it already is sourced in the image itself. Granted, it is rehosted to imgur, but one would think that the average redditor hasn't become THAT lazy yet to not have the energy to type in a URL manually.

[–]NivvyK 2 points3 points ago

This might seem like a dumb question but...

How the HELL does anyone know if a comment has been downvoted?

[–]DickRhino 3 points4 points ago

[–]iForcefield -1 points0 points ago

..are you serious?

[–]lolhumor 0 points1 point ago

A "-" sign explains it all.

[–]ohcontraire -2 points-1 points ago

You're doing God's work, son.

[–]dandollar 11 points12 points ago

Keeping in mind there's a difference between bragging and wanting to share something you've accomplished by working very hard on it.

[–]AML86 0 points1 point ago

This is something I think is often overlooked. As an extension of the whole "Social Creature" thing, we don't enjoy something by ourselves as much as with others. I think because people notice less and less about others every day, we seek more amazing things to share with them. If we took more time to acknowledge our friends' accomplishments, I think there would be less need to push their experiences onto us.

[–]chadballs -5 points-4 points ago

AKA, there's a difference between bragging, and being a faggot

[–]hoobsher 0 points1 point ago

haha yeah totally bro

[–]lethargicwalrus 33 points34 points ago

It's even worse when people brag about their kid's accomplishments.

[–]fawker 13 points14 points ago

The college student that sits behind me is in her 40's. She's constantly telling the teacher about her son helping her with the math homework, and he doesn't know the answer even though he takes calculus. When it's not about her son, she's going into great detail about her menopause, or relating how long it has been since she's been to high school.

[–]TeaDrinkingBarbarian 21 points22 points ago

She sounds like the least interesting person to have a conversation with on the whole damn planet.

[–]HappyAssassin 2 points3 points ago

You know you're boring when coma patients are more interesting than you.

[–]TeaDrinkingBarbarian 4 points5 points ago

Hey, they might not talk a lot but they're awesome listeners!

[–]ThisIsMyFifthAccount 2 points3 points ago

Plus they always put out

[–]HappyAssassin 0 points1 point ago

The best!

[–]RapedYourFriend 0 points1 point ago

And a great lay.

[–]TeaDrinkingBarbarian 1 point2 points ago

Buck, is that you?

[–]G182 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like that actually would make math class more interesting.

[–]fawker 6 points7 points ago

I'm usually just trying to concentrate, perhaps.

[–]postsinsensitively -1 points0 points ago

Maybe they should send you to a concentration camp!

[–]Aiyon 0 points1 point ago

She's constantly telling the teacher about her son helping her with the math homework

So wait, she tells the teacher someone else helped her with the homework? Isn't that kinda dumb?

[–]fawker 1 point2 points ago

I wasn't implying otherwise.

[–]artacuno53 4 points5 points ago

"CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME THING THAT CAME OUT OF MY DICK"

[–]RapedYourFriend 0 points1 point ago

Damn, that must have hurt.

[–]artacuno53 1 point2 points ago

dick/vagina

[–]RapedYourFriend 0 points1 point ago

dick-vagina

[–]artacuno53 0 points1 point ago

mangina

[–]laserdr 0 points1 point ago

My dog is better than your dog!

[–]cellarlily 1 point2 points ago

MY KID IS AN HONOUR STUDENT AT BLAH BLAH MIDDLE SCHOOL

[–]tactlesswonder 4 points5 points ago

3rd frame... Boop

[–]RapedYourFriend 0 points1 point ago

4th frame... Sexy times.

[–]tactlesswonder 0 points1 point ago

so YOU'RE the guy

[–]Inachu 1 point2 points ago

I am the real creator of dexter the serial killer. I created my super hero back in 1973 when i was just 6 years old. I created him to keep me sane from my fathers insane beatings treating me like a baseball bat slamming me against the walls of my bedroom. While in the air being slammed about the song sung by clint holmes - playground in my mind is what inpired me to create my super hero who later when i was 14 turned him into a serial killer. Jeff Lindsay and i met online back in 1997 and that was where the theft took place. Jeff Lindsay and i did not name him Dexter. It was some other idiot who named him dexter after the cartoon show named. DEXTERS LABORATORY. Dexter was fashioned after me originally. My father was a not a police officer. He was a retired drill sgt for the army. Jennifer carpenter looks like my sister by 80%. So i know jeff lindsay stalked me online to find my sisters pictures. Jeff lindsay is a liar and a fool if he think he can keep the lies up forever

[–]retinarow 2 points3 points ago

Only 80%?

[–]postsinsensitively 2 points3 points ago

oh dear, the crazies are out again

[–]Aiyon 0 points1 point ago

If this is true, why are you posting this as a comment on random posts and not as a post?

[–]TypicalHaikuResponse 0 points1 point ago

Photoshop the words karma on there and you have reddit in a LE nutshell

[–]SweetMojaveRain 0 points1 point ago

That looks like a 20th place age group medal from the annual turkey trot 5k

[–]mambypambyland 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like most of redditors.

[–]kingbinji 1 point2 points ago

i want to see their take on HumbleBrags

[–]robitussin_hero 0 points1 point ago

As someone who inadvertently finds himself bragging a little too often, this makes me hate myself

[–]Azuil 0 points1 point ago

Like the suggested posts on facebook lately.

[–]erik718[!] 0 points1 point ago

Funny as hell!

Although the "braggart," doesn't seem to be bragging. He's simply showing his pal what he did.

Now if he said "I'm so awesome that I was able to buy/do/build/screw this...."

[–]thelamedogtankkid -1 points0 points ago

Hey! HEY! HEYYYYYYYYYYYY! DID YOU SEE ALL THAT KARMA I GOT FROM THAT POST? DID YOU SEE IT? DID YOU SEE IT?

Oh, you did....?

WELL, HAVE ANOTHER LOOK!

[–]AscentofDissent 0 points1 point ago

I knew a guy who followed a normal greeting and introduction with "have you heard of the Microsoft MVP program?" Every time. This comic embodies him.

[–]theJUIC3_isL00se 1 point2 points ago

I've found the best way to cope with people like this is to learn from their mistake: don't brag about yourself and take solace in the fact that you won't ever be perceived that way.

[–]JJX119 0 points1 point ago

You mean half the posts on Reddit?

"Just my awesome boyfriend and the view from our villa in Tuscany"

"Just saw Nicholas Cage, no big deal"

"So I just won a lunch date with Neil DeGrasse Tyson"

[–]hoobsher -1 points0 points ago

unless you can find a way to make it funny. people love that. i have some experience with this, you see, i'm incredibly funny.

[–]dickbaggery 0 points1 point ago

The other person in the comic was prob thinking: Yeah, wow.. a yellow square, great job :/

edit: Post-caffein redo

[–]Dblninja 0 points1 point ago

This happened to me yesterday, my cousin was bragging about his karma.

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[–]backdora_da_explora 4 points5 points ago

I don't think it's working out, man.

[–]jifwu 0 points1 point ago

That'd be cool, if you added like, mustaches or something

[–]ohcontraire -1 points0 points ago

LOOK AT YOU! What a clever man!

;)