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[–]falcon017 7 points8 points ago

It was reposted yesterday already.

[–]c6balla[S] 4 points5 points ago

I know now. I'm sorry :(

[–]wtfai 3 points4 points ago

Merry fucking Christmas

[–]secant90 2 points3 points ago

And a jolly fucking new year.

[–]SuperGiraffe 1 point2 points ago

[–]SammieMage 2 points3 points ago

I just lol'd the whole time I was reading this. Reminds me of how I feel on Black Friday.

[–]HotMayo 1 point2 points ago

This needs to be made into a song. Like a real one. That would be the only Christmas jingle I'd listen too.

[–]fetidfelch 1 point2 points ago

This is the deepest shit I have ever read. From this moment forth, I vow before all of mankind that, I shall serenade my one-true-love with this lyrical representation of romance, until we are one, and entwined on a path of heartfelt, bloody happiness.

[–]Kbear52 2 points3 points ago

Reeeeepooooooost

[–]c6balla[S] -1 points0 points ago

Oh well damn. I will use Karmadecay to see if it has already been posted next time.

[–]Kbear52 2 points3 points ago

It should say when you go to post

[–]c6balla[S] -1 points0 points ago

Where at? I don't have the Karmadecay add-on deal yet if thats what tells you.

[–]Kbear52 -2 points-1 points ago

Before it goes to the thing

It tells you it's been submitted before

[–]InsertDownvotes -2 points-1 points ago

That was actually awful. The rhyme pattern is way off and doesn't match the original.

[–]Rixxer 3 points4 points ago

You aren't singing it right.

[–]InsertDownvotes -1 points0 points ago

Singing it fine, the main problem is with the "get the fuck out of my way" line, even if you match the flow of the song it's forced and awkward. Everything else you can match. Also I'm questioning the syllable count on he line starting with "bitch". Could be wrong though.

[–]Rixxer 1 point2 points ago

I sang it perfectly fine, "get the fuck" doesn't have a whole space between it, it's almost like "getthafuck out of my waaay"

[–]JPMcFefferson 1 point2 points ago

I've personally been singing it "getthefuckoutmyway"

[–]InsertDownvotes -1 points0 points ago

I got it to work, but it never feels natural, like I have to pause and make sure I do it right every time

[–]Undeadsjoker579 -2 points-1 points ago

repost