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[–]Tural- 22 points23 points ago

You may also enjoy: /r/wheredidthesodago

[–]JohnnyValet 5 points6 points ago

It's the weekly raid.

[–]alphanumerica 7 points8 points ago

I don't think OP had ever heard of that subreddit before, no definitely not, that isn't where he got them from at all.

[–]jaspersgroove 1 point2 points ago

I don't think I've ever seen a subreddit explode so quickly, or get so exploited for karma elsewhere on reddit.

[–]Kartelant[S] 0 points1 point ago

[–]Kartelant[S] 0 points1 point ago

In reality: Lots of these types of images made it to the front page of Imgur a week ago, I posted them all to some forums I frequent. A few more made it to the gallery yesterday so I decided to make a collection. Had no idea there was already an entire subreddit dedicated to this stuff.

[–]martin1399 27 points28 points ago

So your telling me that my wooden bread cutting wedge is obsolete??

[–]barset 11 points12 points ago

Cutting bread with door stops is so last year.

[–]ABjerre 11 points12 points ago

I cant help but thinking that if you are really bothered by these things on a daily basis, you are currently having bigger problems than what any TV-shop product can solve.

"Are you too retarded to eat, too stupid to open a tubberware, or are you stuck at cutting bread with a wooden wedge? Then perhaps Euthanasia is for you! But wait, theres more. If you call right now, you can get the family value pack for the price of a single shot!"

[–]plindb1 2 points3 points ago

tubberware

This is what you store your fattening foods in, right?

[–]zerophewl 7 points8 points ago

What's with the guy cutting bread with a wedge of cheese?!

[–]rhuester 1 point2 points ago

I thought it was a doorstop...

[–]Gtrocks 17 points18 points ago

What's wrong with the one where she pours the soda? "Oh no, she poured it into the cup without spilling anything! Let's all jump back in horror!"

[–]Hoiafar 2 points3 points ago

I think it's for a commercial for something anti-soda.

The family is horrified that she'd poured soda into the glass because it's so unhealthy.

That's the explanation I heard in another thread at least.

[–]rolixzs 7 points8 points ago

i wonder who are the people that watch this and think "ouh shit, that's exactly what happens to me all the time, i better buy their fantastic product"...

[–]barset 5 points6 points ago

Also if there were a step down from porn in the realm of bad acting this would be it.

[–]Grimwold2 2 points3 points ago

I laugh so hard at these every time I see them on TV. Thanks for putting them in one place, haha...

[–]giedow1995 2 points3 points ago

And then I ask myself; Where do they get these retards?

[–]joncarroll14 1 point2 points ago

Got to get the popcorn... gotta get the popcorn... let go of the soda and SPAZZZZZZZZZ

[–]CarnivorousAvenger 1 point2 points ago

The perfect pancake one used to crack me up.

[–]guitarman565 0 points1 point ago

The ultimate GODDAMMIT compilation.

[–]Popcom 0 points1 point ago

I don't get who these work on.. If your advertising portrays me as that stupid/incompetent, then fuck you I'm not buying your product.

[–]claudesoph 0 points1 point ago

That was beautiful, especially the last one.

[–]DegenTP 0 points1 point ago

I think that is Joe Biden in the second one.

[–]whisk3rs 0 points1 point ago

Reddit presents: a collection of individuals who need constant human supervision due to the fact that they have 4 legs and no arms.

[–]Edge578 0 points1 point ago

There was one of these with hundreds in them.

[–]yyx9 0 points1 point ago

Number 9. The girl cannot act. She's trying way too hard and it's destroying the scene.

[–]Crazyants 0 points1 point ago

My favorite part is that they are all wearing shoes in their "homes"

[–]Aloss 0 points1 point ago

STUPID PEOPLE: The collection

[–]S0undw4ve 0 points1 point ago

The last one sold it.

[–]Zeadmods 0 points1 point ago

I to enjoyed this thread... on 4chan a few months ago

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

The only one that looks real is the phone on the table.

[–]General_Hide 1 point2 points ago

As a repost mod in /r/wheredidthesodago...this is disappointing.

[–]Kartelant[S] 0 points1 point ago

Haha! Sorry. Before posting this I had no idea there was an entire subreddit for this kind of stuff.

[–]ThePwnageBoss 0 points1 point ago

I don't find what happens to them amusing. What I find amusing is how UNREALISTIC the situations are and how they happen. When you're phone rings and you have something in both hands, any normal person would put one thing down and then answer the phone. He deserved to lose the soda and he should have lost all of his popcorn.

[–]Johnsnoz -2 points-1 points ago

hey! let's steal all of the top posts in /r/wheredidthesodago! good idea. that'll get me karma.

[–]Kartelant[S] 0 points1 point ago

I quite literally had NO idea that that subreddit even existed. I just had a whole bunch of them that made it to the Gallery on Imgur laying around and decided to upload them all.