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Asians, they never fail to amuse me. (No Racism intended) (imgur.com)

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[–]SnuggleBunni69 368 points369 points ago

Why would you make your title racist if you weren't trying to be racist?

[–]blackholesky 213 points214 points ago

The gif had nothing to do with them being asian, too. Why even bring it up?

[–]hobokenbob 116 points117 points ago

seriously. as an asian i'm already pretty offended by all of this.

(no i'm not i just want to make op feel more uncomfortable, that racist prick)

[–]trebor89 45 points46 points ago

Oh, at least you type your l's correctly! (No Racism intended)

[–]DSTFU 62 points63 points ago

Fucking niggers messing up the planet (NO RACISM INTENDED. NO OFFENSE. I SAID NO OFFENSE, THAT MUST MAKE EVERYTHING FINE)

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 31 points32 points ago

Your comment was clearly racist. Please enjoy this Asian gif.

[–]ivanhoess 18 points19 points ago

The gif had nothing to do with them being asian, too. Why even bring it up?

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 12 points13 points ago

seriously. as an asian i'm already pretty offended by all of this. (no i'm not i just want to make op feel more uncomfortable, that racist prick)

[–]craniumonempty 8 points9 points ago

Oh, at least you type your I's correctly! (No Racism intended)

[–]blackkevinDUNK 3 points4 points ago

Fucking niggers messing up the planet (NO RACISM INTENDED. NO OFFENSE. I SAID NO OFFENSE, THAT MUST MAKE EVERYTHING FINE)

[–]Navevan -3 points-2 points ago

Fucking niggers messing up the planet (NO RACISM INTENDED. NO OFFENSE. I SAID NO OFFENSE, THAT MUST MAKE EVERYTHING FINE)

[–]goober3 4 points5 points ago

It's okay! I have black friends, so I can't be racist!

[–]ASSHOLE_BY_DEFAULT -1 points0 points ago

That's waisis, you fucking asshole.

[–]girlchan 1 point2 points ago

This is pretty clearly from a Japanese TV show making fun of office workers but the OP's title is clearly racist.

[–]bag-o-tricks 0 points1 point ago

In no universe would I have guessed that Hobokenbob was asian.

[–]Yama_Roo 0 points1 point ago

I felt the same. It's like when people say "no offence", but... I mean, c'mon. I've run into the same example with people at my college starting sentences with "I don't mean to sound racist..." or "I hope no one takes this the wrong way and thinks I'm a racist..." If your sentence starts off that way, it's probably going to sound racist.

[–]baker97 0 points1 point ago

reread the title. it's a bit sketchy

[–]Skacoreal 41 points42 points ago

No no, it was unintented, so it's ok.

That's how that works, right?

[–]APairofDocks 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry, he didn't intend to be racist so it's okay (sarcasm)

[–]Skacoreal 0 points1 point ago

I SAID THAT ALREADY!

[–]Corsten 72 points73 points ago

matsumoto, OUTTO

[–]SkullyKitt 23 points24 points ago

Anyone who does not recognize this man is missing out on a HUUUUUUGE amount of quality laughter.

Gakifiles.blogspot has most of the Gaki no Tsukai eps available - haunted hotel with Matsumoto is definitely a fave.

[–]MrKrazybones 11 points12 points ago

24 hour tag is my favorite
Play with subtitles on

[–]BraveConeDog 2 points3 points ago

LOVE this. Saw it posted here a few months back and started watching it at 1 AM, expecting to watch a few minutes and be done with it. Two hours later, I was pleased with my unexpected decision.

Gather round these manboobs!

[–]ciloface 1 point2 points ago

newest one is ~5 hours long. i sat through the whole thing in one go

[–]BraveConeDog 1 point2 points ago

Oh hell yes. I know what I'm doing tomorrow. Well...for five hours of tomorrow, at least.

[–]ciloface 1 point2 points ago

When I got it, I had to download a torrent that had the video split in 3 parts in order to get subs that were synced properly. Not sure if this is the case now since I saw it a while back, but just a heads up.

[–]Corsten 2 points3 points ago

Seconded.

[–]SeasOfDisease 1 point2 points ago

Thirded

[–]well_golly 3 points4 points ago

These men are specifically the manzai duo known as "Downtown"

[–]alphaj1 0 points1 point ago

Matsumoto's haunted hotel is one of my favorites. But yes, the 24 hr tag is legendary

[–]jumbohumbo 8 points9 points ago

Don't Laugh High School

[–]Jubei_08 6 points7 points ago

The first time I saw the character Hard Gay. I thought I was gonna die during that section in the gym. "Hardu Gayu, fooooooo!"

[–]uso-shigo 2 points3 points ago

Hard Gay and Yahooooo is my absolute favourite!

[–]bananaCabanas 2 points3 points ago

SHO-HEI HEY!

SHO-HEI HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY~~

[–]JakJakAttacks 2 points3 points ago

To anyone wanting to know more about the legend Matsumoto watch this doc.

[–]testsubject 0 points1 point ago

Zein Outo!

[–]ersatz-herz 37 points38 points ago

What does it have to do with being Asian? It's comedy.

[–]jaimesIV 137 points138 points ago

I fucking hate goddamn niggers, black people deserve to be slaves (No Racism intended).

[–]Chaosfalcon 25 points26 points ago

Wow, that was just said.

EDIT: Sorry I missed the (no racism) part, we're good

EDIT2...1: My bad.

[–]alienelement 11 points12 points ago

This seems legi- Hey wait a minute. You didn't edit. YOU DIDN'T EDIT!

[–]DSTFU 9 points10 points ago

Ha you figured out the secret

EDIT: or have you?

[–]SanchoDeLaRuse 6 points7 points ago

But how?

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 0 points1 point ago

Edit before your comment is 3 minute old, no *.

[–]Perryn 1 point2 points ago

Well played sir.

Am I doing it right?

EDIT: EDIT:

[–]fuzzycuffs 0 points1 point ago

Do you work at Coldstone or something?

[–]Azurity 78 points79 points ago

If you didn't intend racism, why draw attention to their race in the title? Can't this just be a funny prank/reaction gif?

It's possible to be racist and not know it :(

[–]boveah 6 points7 points ago

Man I hate those gays

No intention to be homophobic tho

[–]TheRepostPoliceman 30 points31 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
You should see the look on your face! 2coms -3pts 14dys gifs
this made me laugh a lot 2coms 2pts 17dys funny
Troll Level Window Washer 0coms -1pt 20dys GifSound
Come here, I want to tell you something. [X-post r/gifs] 191coms 2302pts 20dys funny
Come here, I want to tell you something. 145coms 2283pts 21dys gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]theoriginalaks 0 points1 point ago

So this is the only re-post that mentioned their race. But its ok, because the guy totally didn't care about their race.

[–]eljefffe 96 points97 points ago

Saying no racism intended doesn't mean its not racist. Its like the people before the election were saying things along the lines of 'not to be racist, but its called the white house for a reason' as a reason why obama shouldn't have been re-elected. It's still racist. How would you feel if someone came up and said "No offense, but you're ugly as shit." Are you saying you wouldn't be offended?

[–]goober3 18 points19 points ago

Well, if they said no offense...

[–]IStandUpForYou 10 points11 points ago

I love your cock, no homo.

[–]DSTFU 1 point2 points ago

No offense but I've seen bigger cocks in a farmland

[–]Cody878 0 points1 point ago

I'd imagine most adult roosters would be larger than a human penis.

[–]blu_olivz 0 points1 point ago

I love this comment, no homo.

[–]Jay12341235 14 points15 points ago

You're title makes you sound like a bitch (no offense)

[–]David3507 53 points54 points ago

Racist

[–]RedeemingVices -5 points-4 points ago

Lacist.

[–]clintmccool 8 points9 points ago

(no racism intended)

[–]Spaz-man220 24 points25 points ago

Ahhhh Matsumoto that troll.

[–]mrwongme 2 points3 points ago

Source?

[–]money_buys_a_jetski 5 points6 points ago

Hitoshi Matsumoto is a comedian alongside his partner Masatoshi Hamada, they have a show called Gaki no Tsukai that is very popular over on r/japanesegameshows which I assume is where Mr./Mrs. Spaz-man220 (probably a man, I guess, no turning back now) became familiar with Matsumoto.

[–]mrwongme 3 points4 points ago

I freakin love that show, but I've had to resort to random suggested Youtube videos to find them. THANK YOU FOR THIS SUBREDDIT.

[–]money_buys_a_jetski 0 points1 point ago

You may be interested in this collection of subtitled Gaki shows.

http://crazyontv.com/category/gaki-no-tsukai/

[–]Spaz-man220 0 points1 point ago

UUUghhh Give me a sec, its called downtown and every year they do Batsu games, mostly no laughing challenges against each other.

Edit: Ok, I'll have to get the website from my missus.

[–]fuzzycuffs 0 points1 point ago

The show is not called Downtown. Their comedy group is called Downtown. This is from one of their shows (they have many).

[–]Spaz-man220 0 points1 point ago

That would explain everything, I often wondered that we just watch Downtown Batsu games.

[–]yothisbalec 8 points9 points ago

I'm so glad their ethnicity brings you amusement. Not their silly antics or their comedic actions. No, their ethnicity.

[–]whereswald514 25 points26 points ago

Wow that was 100% racist. Was that the point?

This video had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with Asians except the actors.

Seriously though, how does anyone think that needs to be pointed out?

[–]david450 13 points14 points ago

You should have said "I'm not a racist, but..." Because those guys are NEVER racist.

[–]hongtailang 8 points9 points ago

lots of racism implied

[–]one_big_burrito 16 points17 points ago

repost.

[–]kingoftheapes 7 points8 points ago

you racist cunt...

[–]MirriMaz 1 point2 points ago

Yeah it's not "asians", it's people from the Kansai region of Japan. Most of them have great humour and are very easy going.

[–]dotonaked 0 points1 point ago

Do they live in Downtown Kansai?

[–]slyder565 5 points6 points ago

Uh, then don't use someone's race to make a point about them.

[–]youstolemyname 4 points5 points ago

God damn. Reddit just fucking loves it when you put Asians in the title. Downvote this shit people.

[–]Zkno 4 points5 points ago

At first I was like, "Wow, what a racist title". Then I saw you added (no racism intended) and I wasn't mad anymore

[–]anne_frank_porno 5 points6 points ago

If you didn't intend on being racist, you could have just ignored their race.

[–]CoyoteStark 5 points6 points ago

Conflicted between upvoting for content or downvoting for terrible racist title.

[–]Joseph_P_Brenner 3 points4 points ago

Why is this about "race?" All races are able to be funny.

[–]IAMNOTPLEASED 3 points4 points ago

OP IS FAGGOT!! RITE GUIIS!?? RITE!??

[–]iiREALiiTYii 2 points3 points ago

I am upvoting just because you want downvotes. Fuck the system.

[–]Instincts 1 point2 points ago

As someone who is not a non-non-asian, i don't find this un-unoffending. Shhhhh don't think, just upvote.

[–]mcpew 3 points4 points ago

wait wut

[–]Comments_Sometimes -1 points0 points ago

A white guy finds this offensive

[–]reptilefood 13 points14 points ago

Seriously. Is every post a repost?

[–]pwnstar 12 points13 points ago

yes

[–]Perryn 1 point2 points ago

You believe that Reddit is an interactive medium, where we get to post our own content and it gets voted up to the front page or down to oblivion based on its appeal to fellow members of the site. This is false.

The entire site is a simulation of such a system. Any new content is created by an elite administrative caste to keep up with current events. The space in between is kept filled with a cycling loop of content. To help maintain the illusion, some of this looping content is references to how impossible it seems to get your own content voted up into visibility. This way we all feel as though it is normal that none of our submissions ever get anywhere. Anyone who claims they have made it is just a part of the system.

[–]p-o-t-a-t-o 1 point2 points ago

It's even worse than that. Every repost is a repost

[–]Speed_Racist256 2 points3 points ago

Isn't he from Gaki no Tsukai? I loved 'Silent Library'!

[–]JlyGrnGiant 1 point2 points ago

If you haven't already, you should watch the 24-Hour Tag punishment game...it's one of their best videos.

[–]Rooster2410 0 points1 point ago

No way, the "no laughing" series are the best! I like the kiki series too.

[–]Speed_Racist256 0 points1 point ago

I've seen it, my favorite part is the story time where all the cards are black

[–]widdleautumn 2 points3 points ago

This made me laugh way more than I expected.

[–]zoahporre 2 points3 points ago

Yay for Downtown!

Greatest comedy duo Ive ever seen!

[–]Truesday 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, cause we're all here to amuse your honky-ass right? (no racism intended)

Asian Father: what did you learn at school today??? Asian me: Today I learned OP is a faggot. Asian Father: A+!

[–]zlo2 2 points3 points ago

That is pretty much the worst title you could come up with for this gif.

[–]georgesdrago 0 points1 point ago

Shouldn't it be no discrimination intended, instead of racism, I mean its similar, but discrimination makes more sense to me

[–]soysauceking 2 points3 points ago

As an Asian I hate a majority of white people so OP its okay

[–]Ravikc 2 points3 points ago

Humans, they never fail to amuse me. [FTFY]

[–]BestPapiChuloNA 1 point2 points ago

I remember when Matsumoto put some ring worm treatment on his balls. The burn....the burn.

[–]Sprocketlord -1 points0 points ago

You can't make fun of Asian magic!

[–]shoeler 0 points1 point ago

because only asians can accomplish this? i don't understand at all why this has to be asians. this would be just as funny with hispanics or russians or kenyians.

[–]t0wn 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't this just posted like a week ago?

[–]thatfatindian 1 point2 points ago

How many times is this gonna get reposted

[–]Fizzrocket 0 points1 point ago

This .gif was posted here like 2 weeks ago?

[–]aaro0o 0 points1 point ago

Matsumoto FTW!

[–]LordEnigma 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh Matsumoto-san and Hamada-san.

[–]PUSClFER 0 points1 point ago

His mimic reminds me of Harpo Marx.

[–]ahhhthatjamicanrum 0 points1 point ago

Its matsumoto and endo from the batsu games, a japanese game show

[–]LazyJoeJr 0 points1 point ago

It's so unsatisfying that the guy inside does nothing to retaliate. I watched it over and over again in hopes he would do something. :(

[–]MagnusTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

This guy is like Ryan Stiles.

[–]metashade 0 points1 point ago

I am high, and very bothered by the fact that this image is a .jpg

[–]brickmastur 0 points1 point ago

the business guy should've scared him after and made him fall backwards

[–]ThaDoctah 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry, Hamada will have his revenge eventually.

[–]katatayyy 0 points1 point ago

I watched that like 8 times. Funny every time.

[–]casanever85 0 points1 point ago

I love this gif!

[–]JonasPolsky 1 point2 points ago

Could've said, "Funny Window Prank" and avoided the racial declaration entirely.

[–]NightO_Owl 0 points1 point ago

The other guy could have had the last by making the window washer flinch over the railing & have him fall to his death.

[–]ClockworkINTP 0 points1 point ago

This is just funny period

[–]baker97 -1 points0 points ago

jesus christ guys! the "no racism intended" was for the title! not the fucking gif! it's not not that hard to see.

[–]civetservescoffee 0 points1 point ago

Should've said "Window washers, they never fail to amuse me." Then it wouldn't have been racist.

[–]alexradillo18 -1 points0 points ago

lmao hahahaha

[–]Comments_Sometimes 1 point2 points ago

Does this guy not somehow remind anyone else of Ryan Stiles?

[–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

He does actually. Id like to see them side by side.

[–]Sparkvoltage 1 point2 points ago

No racism received, but the title went awfully with the post.

Could've put "LOL" as the title and it would've been better.

[–]HeyItsOlivia 0 points1 point ago

"No racism intended." - the KKK

[–]Rannabel -1 points0 points ago

It may be racism. But it is saying asians are awesome.

[–]Fgame 0 points1 point ago

I rewatched this gif SO may times, expecting the dude inside to scare the window washer into falling off the scaffold.

[–]Laptop36 0 points1 point ago

I didn't understand the gif at all, but then I saw the "What?" subtitle, and it all made sense.

[–]blackkevinDUNK 0 points1 point ago

OP is a faggot [no offense]

[–]terriblespeller 0 points1 point ago

Racism achieved

[–]laughmaker_son 0 points1 point ago

The longer I watch this gif, the funnier it gets

[–]Ss1120 0 points1 point ago

Reposts, they never fail to irritate me.

[–]serosis 0 points1 point ago

DOWNTOWN!

I fucking love these guys!

[–]tarellel 0 points1 point ago

Report

But no matter how many times I see it, it still makes me laugh every time it plays.

[–]theartfulcodger 0 points1 point ago

Something very Harpo-ish about that ....

[–]gnocco 0 points1 point ago

somebody pay that guy in gum already

[–]teeuncouthgee 0 points1 point ago

My personal theory is that OP is posting this from a dystopian future where we Asians have been turned into a slave race specialising in comedic entertainment. We "never fail to amuse" him because failure is not permitted.

[–]wongerthanur 0 points1 point ago

MATSUMOTO! OUT!

[–]PowderedToasty 0 points1 point ago

I'm not trying to offend you but that was a really stupid title for this post and I bet you're also quite stupid.

[–]gordonz88 0 points1 point ago

Yes, your title is being racist because them being Asian is completely irrelevant to the point of the GIF, and thus the only logic reason to have done so is to I my that they are different than you. Asshole.

[–]iiREALiiTYii 1 point2 points ago

Fuck the niggers. (No racism intended)

[–]gohugezero -2 points-1 points ago

That's what we're here for!

[–]Cody878 -2 points-1 points ago

I'm not racist but...

this gif is amusing.

[–]DebW -2 points-1 points ago

And so it begins...... Methinks people get offended way too easy nowadays. So-fuck them!! I don't give a rats ass who I offend. Merry Christmas everybody!!!!

[–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

fuck off, wanker.

[–]drunkpontiff -4 points-3 points ago

Somewhat related: Overheard a young Asian couple discussing beer choices and the guy says something about "always drinking Heineken" and his gf says, "That's only because you are Asian!" I LOL'd a little.

[–]bliss482 -3 points-2 points ago

Silly Nip!

[–]Rbr_dky -3 points-2 points ago

  1. That's not racist
  2. Why are people so concerned about accidentally being racist?

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