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Look Daddy, I'm a unicorn! (imgur.com)

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[–]JewelsMonkey 80 points81 points ago

Didn't see that coming. Thought it was going to turn out to be a dildo.

[–]smileymalaise 44 points45 points ago

I'm a unicorn! (NSFW)

[–]da1hobo 12 points13 points ago

Well it does seem like a good way to work out your neck.

[–]AmbivalentFeelings 25 points26 points ago

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5pDEleXU9Q0/UErSuQuTd1I/AAAAAAAAAII/kamwvC53c-s/s1600/Mom-Look-I-Am-a-Unicorn!.jpg

[–]Flafla2 14 points15 points ago

Well, that's what reddit and porn turns you into.

[–]Ramses3 30 points31 points ago

A dildo?

[–]procheese 4 points5 points ago

Not just a dildo, a magical unicorn-horn dildo.

[–]thatwasfntrippy 1 point2 points ago

Yup, I said to myself, "Kid with a strap on?"

[–]TheRepostPoliceman 95 points96 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
And nothing can change that 25coms 1696pts 10dys funny
I'm a unicorn! 1com 34pts 2dys funny
Unicorns 2coms 3pts 9dys funny
Harsh Reality 3coms 39pts 9dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]1nteger 40 points41 points ago

Ok, cause I thought I saw this like yesterweek. Also TIL yesterweek is a word.

[–]Fintonius 9 points10 points ago

Overmorow is a word too, I believe. However, I did spell it wrong. It is the day after tomorrow.

[–]1nteger 11 points12 points ago

Themoreyouknow

[–]iamacannibal 6 points7 points ago

Or just stuff that was on TIL a week or two ago.

[–]1nteger 2 points3 points ago

A yesterweek or two .

[–]LinT5292 0 points1 point ago

Two last weeks ago?

[–]Ave6 0 points1 point ago

Yesteryesterweek... German and Dutch origins. They also allow the word overovermorrow.

[–]moderatelybadass 0 points1 point ago

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

[–]darkv69 0 points1 point ago

The average person would say last week. But noo, not you. You sir, are different.

[–]kingphilco 12 points13 points ago

Look daddy, look! I'm an original post!!!

No. You're still a repost.

[–]edm39c -4 points-3 points ago

Alright, I've never seen this before. "Repost" should mean when it's used daily, not just, "Oh, I saw this three months ago on some other site that some people on here haven't been on before. This is obviously a repost since I've seen it before."

[–]EddieFrits 2 points3 points ago

One of those was two days ago. Three months, whatever, but I draw the line at less than a week.

[–]Thinks_Too_Logically 6 points7 points ago

That 2 days ago had 34 points, clearly visible to the masses.

[–]Draymire 5 points6 points ago

Yes but 10 days ago (more then a week but still very recent) it got 1696 which i would say is a decent amount considering lurkers and what not.

[–]Thinks_Too_Logically -1 points0 points ago

Still, though, there are many people who haven't seen it and are thankful that the OP put it up again.

[–]Draymire 0 points1 point ago

This is true. i hadn't seen it.

[–]kingphilco -1 points0 points ago

i saw it 2 days ago.

[–]edm39c 0 points1 point ago

And that means I did too?

[–]MaxPowerzs 21 points22 points ago

Is it just me or does that Unicorn look a lot like the horse on Ren & Stimpy?

[–]derkman96 7 points8 points ago

I thought so too. I wouldn't be surprised if this is a John K comic.

[–]skelooth 3 points4 points ago

I came here to ask if it was one of his comics, does anyone know?

[–]jbabbcomics 7 points8 points ago

Actually, I drew the comic, which you can find here. Sorry, I'm not John K... though I did watch a ton of Ren & Stimpy as a kid.

[–]skelooth 2 points3 points ago

You have a great illustration style. Somewhere between Ren & Stimpy and Dexter's Laboratory. I hope you're putting those skills to good use somewhere!

[–]UncleTedGenneric 1 point2 points ago

That is a fucking brilliant comic.

Thank you for making yourself known and tossing up your site, too. Excited to see more :)

[–]jbabbcomics 0 points1 point ago

Thanks! I'm always glad to hear people are enjoying my work :)

[–]andyd273 0 points1 point ago

I am now a fan.
I shall add this to my RSS reader, right next to Dilbert.

[–]MaxPowerzs 0 points1 point ago

Yes sir, I like it.

[–]theinquisition 5 points6 points ago

No sir, I didn't like it.

[–]fentonfenton 2 points3 points ago

For some reason that horse is reminding me of Ren & Stimpy.

[–]Shendare 7 points8 points ago

Girl: "Well, sir, I don't like it!"

Dad: "Now I'm not quite so sure..."

[–]millsbills 7 points8 points ago

"Daddy! Daddy! Look! Look Daddy, I'm a funny post!" "No, You're not. You're still a repost."

[–]SquishyWizard 14 points15 points ago

That reminds me... season 3 premiered several hours ago.

[–]joeromag 6 points7 points ago

Oh shit I forgot, thank you random fellow brony. I'll have to check EQD when I get home to see if it's online yet.

[–]thatwyomingpony 10 points11 points ago

You. . . Forgot?

[–]joeromag 3 points4 points ago

I haven't really been on the pony net lately. The last time I was on ponychan was probably 2 weeks ago. EQD even longer.

[–]good_dog_Cujo 5 points6 points ago

Fucking bronies...

[–]Sea_Hatake 3 points4 points ago

Hey, we aren't that bad.

[–]Legolars 3 points4 points ago

Look daddy im a repost

[–]telaranrhiod 3 points4 points ago

  • Look Daddy, I'm a no good reposting karma whore.
  • Yes, yes you are

[–]yay4sports 0 points1 point ago

well that escalated quickly

[–]BuzzPsycho 0 points1 point ago

So my wife took my phone this was the first picture that she saw on reddit... She's adopted I laughed way too hard after reading it. Her face was priceless!

[–]otakuman 0 points1 point ago

Nice to see Charlie got over his problems and adopted a human child for a change.

[–]vidiotsavant 1 point2 points ago

YOU MEAN I'M GOING TO STAY THIS COLOR!?!

[–]paintnwood 1 point2 points ago

Navin would be proud.

[–]agvkrioni 0 points1 point ago

I'd rather the root canal.

[–]Dzak1985 0 points1 point ago

Guess this means she can't go to candy mountain.

[–]Heterosexual_Unicorn 0 points1 point ago

At least her parents are going to accept her sexual orientation.

[–]DailyBassist 0 points1 point ago

that made me feel bad...

[–]overridemymind 0 points1 point ago

That's not a unicorn... That's a quadricorn.

[–]veryAggressiveNapkin 0 points1 point ago

Haha, I love how a mod got rid of mine, but in all honesty, if you get more Karma and your post doesn't get taken down, good for you!

[–]Hessmix 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else read that last bit as Charlie the Unicorn?

[–]MrJAPoe 0 points1 point ago

This is especially funny to me because my sister is adopted

[–]adventureluke 0 points1 point ago

im laughing really really loud merppp a derp

[–]Boots2ass 0 points1 point ago

I was waiting for a dildo joke

[–]ligmincha 0 points1 point ago

How has no one made a Colby joke yet?

[–]starkinmn 1 point2 points ago

Tfw you will never be a unicorn.

[–]UnnecessaryShoutOuts 0 points1 point ago

Shout out to Unicorn foster parents

[–]SOURCE-DAMMIT 0 points1 point ago

Original source is JBabb Comics.

[–]johnyg -3 points-2 points ago

look reddit it's an original post. No thesarahsarah it's not. it's still a repost

[–]Anadoj 0 points1 point ago

Really sick of seeing this.

[–]Tokeee -2 points-1 points ago

Whatever happened to OC

[–]sol1869 -2 points-1 points ago

what is this panacea, the OC?

[–]JRSchroeder -2 points-1 points ago

Haha, the fact that people are still posting this amazes me! No karma for you, sorry :3

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[–]Lord_Smaximus 0 points1 point ago

You're adopted

[–]th3ch0wst3r 0 points1 point ago

Hit me right in the feels.

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