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[–]JayClay 54 points55 points ago

[–]cajunbander 7 points8 points ago

I can't help but cringe every time I see "ya'll" on there.

It's a contraction of "you" and "all". It's "y'all"

Other than that it's great.

[–]Platypoctopus 0 points1 point ago

Well, the last post that the person wrote "ya'll" was on September 20th, then on the 24th (and every post it's used after that) it's contracted correctly. Guess someone pointed out their mistake.

[–]Amandamwestbrook -5 points-4 points ago

Is it rustling your jimmies?

[–]harriswill 4 points5 points ago

Best instagram

[–]Amandamwestbrook 1 point2 points ago

It's a tumbler.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 2 points3 points ago

The best instagram is a tumblr.

[–]SirNoName 1 point2 points ago

Good morning y’all! This is my 2000th photo over on Instagram

[–]name_is_not_andrew 1 point2 points ago

He's on instagram too, thiswildidea is his name.

[–]TheBunnyTheBear -1 points0 points ago

It's Tumblr.

[–]Amandamwestbrook 2 points3 points ago

Haha my bad!

[–]TheBunnyTheBear 0 points1 point ago

It's okay!

[–]VashXP 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for sourcing I met Theron and Maddie and I appreciate people giving him some credit for his work.

[–]girlvinyl 0 points1 point ago

Please describe meeting Maddie. Did you pet her? Was she soft? DETAILS!

[–]VashXP 1 point2 points ago

Yes Maddie was soft and very sweet. Although I didn't get much time with her because I was with my class and he was there to tell us about Photography story telling not how awesome his dog was.

[–]skeener 1 point2 points ago

I went to school with Theron. Can't wait for the book to come out.

[–]mapaquier 15 points16 points ago

someone is gonna drop by with the karmadecay comment, any minute now...

[–]spage6 11 points12 points ago

Here you go - Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Don't ask.. 6coms 53pts 3mos funny
Don't ask. 45coms 1460pts 2mos funny
Dog, that is NOT how you use the stairs. 21coms 394pts 3mos funny
my family dog finally learned how to use the stairs. 52coms 1014pts 3mos aww

source: karmadecay

[–]Damadawf 5 points6 points ago

I always love how the line " Anyone seeking more info might also check here:" precedes the table. It's like a really passive but condescending way of saying "here is a list of how many times this has been posted before, you stupid fuck."

[–]spage6 -2 points-1 points ago

You are so right - it is totally passive/aggressive. I love though how the website does all the text/formatting for you so you literally just have to copy/paste the link and then copy/paste the results.

[–]Parapraxia 7 points8 points ago

...was the pup rewarded with bacon for this trick? O_o

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/12z58f/the_happiest_any_dog_has_ever_been/

[–]kuzndave 6 points7 points ago

Is that the bacon dog?

[–]ZEROryan08 2 points3 points ago

Yes.

[–]jamspom 3 points4 points ago

It's Maddie!

[–]Toast_with_the_Most 1 point2 points ago

The floor is now lava? LOL like I give a fuck.

[–]NACLeNUTS 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of the time I got my arm stuck in my toilet with a bit of a twist. Everybody asked, nobody helped

[–]ilikeapples2 1 point2 points ago

Repost

[–]myount85 0 points1 point ago

The human will never find my new hiding spot.

[–]stealthismatt 0 points1 point ago

There must be some sort of wire contraction beneath its fur that allows him to levitate like that...

[–]Erasmus92 0 points1 point ago

Probably trying out some weird jerk-off technique.

[–]ShutupIwasdrunk 0 points1 point ago

Now that's what I call a par-cur, amirite?!

[–]girlvinyl 0 points1 point ago

You are a good girl, Maddie.

[–]austingarrod 0 points1 point ago

Fuck yeah dogs.

[–]bstampl1 -1 points0 points ago

Hello? Yes, this is bridge

[–]4chan- 0 points1 point ago

[–]metalmike187 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]myke66 0 points1 point ago

This would go well in /r/confuseddogs

[–]gnarsesh 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else realize that this dog is just a slave model for some douchey photographer?

[–]Rudejeff 0 points1 point ago

This dog is really a cat at heart

[–]Posti 0 points1 point ago

I'd love to see a gif of just how the fuck this happened.

[–]CrimsonBlood87 0 points1 point ago

I love pictures like this, because yes I have seen it before, yet it is just as hilarious as it was then lmao.

[–]Glazed-Donut-Boy 0 points1 point ago

Last time I saw this I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

[–]BUTTEFFINSTINK 0 points1 point ago

Dumbass dog lol

[–]trullette 0 points1 point ago

This makes me laugh so much I don't care how many times it gets reposted, it will still get my upvote.

[–]milksteaktogo 0 points1 point ago

You do need help. Tormenting a dog for karma?

Shame on you.

[–]Ibce -1 points0 points ago

I think she is phoning wall in.

[–]Missing_Intestines 1 point2 points ago

I had a coon hound a few years ago; looked just like this one. We had to put him down D:

Liking for Luke.

[–]collegedropout 1 point2 points ago

What kind of dog is that? It's beautiful, though not very bright.

[–]skeener 2 points3 points ago

coonhound

[–]salubrious_pirate 1 point2 points ago

In particular, an English coonhound (or redtick). You're right, they're not bright dogs.. coonhounds are exceptionally stubborn and very mouthy (they will bawl about anything). But they LOVE people, and like any dog, the right owner can be a good match.

[–]collegedropout 0 points1 point ago

I realized that later, I had a mutt a few years ago that I only had for 3 years because she died suddenly. Her legs had that similar color and spotting and I remember the veterinarian said she was a coonhound, shepherd mix. She was the smartest and best dog I ever knew. So sweet too.

[–]fentonfenton 1 point2 points ago

So, did the owner put her there or did she jump up?

[–]iamagainstit 2 points3 points ago

the owner put her up. Her name is Maddie and she is a very tolerant coonhound. There is a website that is mostly pictures of her her standing on things

[–]SomeWeirdDude -2 points-1 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Don't ask.. 6coms 53pts 3mos funny
Don't ask. 45coms 1460pts 2mos funny
Dog, that is NOT how you use the stairs. 21coms 394pts 3mos funny
my family dog finally learned how to use the stairs. 52coms 1014pts 3mos aww

source: karmadecay

[–]digbus -2 points-1 points ago

Wonder whats on reddit today? oh just reposts..

[–]Ubervater -4 points-3 points ago

'Of course I will help you but let me first take a picture I will later post on the internet'

-is what my friends would say...

[–]skeener 1 point2 points ago

[–]noksky -5 points-4 points ago

If this isn't shopped, then that poor dog was put there and he was probably scared shitless to move. Poor guy :(

[–]skeener 1 point2 points ago

[–]noksky 0 points1 point ago

Thanks showing me that this dog seems to be used to doing these things and that he probably has fun with his owner doing it. I appreciate you actually sending me a link instead of down voting me, as I didn't know this was the case. Everything will be okay guys.

[–]SpermWhale 0 points1 point ago

Go home dog.