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Need a manicure idea? Why not Zoidberg? (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by arface

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[–]g0mer 56 points57 points ago

I don't know how your thumb and middle finger line up so nicely...mine touch at something horrid like a 125 degree angle.

[–]sugardeath 16 points17 points ago

I tried the same thing, it took some effort to get them to line up..

[–]arface[S] 9 points10 points ago

well now I feel super special! I guess I have really flexible hands....

[–]jaxspider 9 points10 points ago

Why not double the karma and also post in /r/Zoidberg!

[–]LotusCobra 7 points8 points ago

Came to post the same thing... maybe it's the thumb of her opposite hand? My thumb is like completely sideways if I try to make the same shape with my hand.

[–]lightningrod14 0 points1 point ago

Cool username, dude.

[–]justbecausewhynot 5 points6 points ago

Okay glad i wasn't the only one who came to this conclusion.

[–]KnowUrEnemy1234 3 points4 points ago

I knew I wouldn't be the only one on the toilet trying to get my fingers to line up this way.

[–]bobfnord 5 points6 points ago

some lipstick to go with that?

[–]arface[S] 2 points3 points ago

I must own this.

[–]devinedj 13 points14 points ago

imagine getting jerked off with that...

[–]arface[S] 5 points6 points ago

Oh god... I can't stop laughing! I wouldn't be surprised if someone out there was into Zoidberg hand jobs.

[–]delicatelittleflower 4 points5 points ago

Need a handjob? Why not Zoidberg? Because you have huge ass claws dude

[–]unholierthanthou 3 points4 points ago

This comment made me spit coffee all over my poor dog. Have an upvote!

[–]markovcd 1 point2 points ago

whupwhupwhupwhup...

[–]2wyck3d 6 points7 points ago

Whoop Whoop Whoop

[–]M12Domino 10 points11 points ago

Usually I don't even open "why not zoidberg?" posts, but this is actually pretty cool.

[–]mattarei 2 points3 points ago

I'm pretty tired of Zoidberg content, but I must say these are very nicely done!

[–]youremyjuliet 2 points3 points ago

This is the cutest manicure I have ever seen.

[–]Psartryn 2 points3 points ago

Love it.

[–]futureisscrupulous 0 points1 point ago

Just sitting here at the computer and i said out loud "whaaaaaat?" Very cool. Also, i love you.

[–]YoungJimLahey 1 point2 points ago

I love you

[–]arface[S] 0 points1 point ago

I love you too?

[–]tigers2004 1 point2 points ago

that's rockin. very nice.

[–]aledtje 1 point2 points ago

That's the best thing I've ever seen!

[–]ILikeLampz 1 point2 points ago

I'm a dude and I'd consider doing this (if my fingers lined up that nicely).

[–]apocalypso 1 point2 points ago

What is the brand/color you used for the pink?

[–]arface[S] 1 point2 points ago

china glaze, fifth avenue. but if I do this again I think I'll try a brighter pink.

[–]apocalypso 0 points1 point ago

I agree for next time but I just really liked this dirty-looking blush color. Thanks!

[–]pass_the_flask 0 points1 point ago

Need some karma? Why not re-post?

[–]brain_research2021 1 point2 points ago

I hate manicure posts... This is awesome.

[–]evilpancake123 0 points1 point ago

woop woop woop wopp woop

[–]SIRxLADY 0 points1 point ago

Haha omg this was the best thing I've seen all week :D

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