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Choices. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]HoboMonty 105 points106 points ago

I wouldn't go for Peach. Chances are, she's in another castle.

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[–]SentimentalSentinel 8 points9 points ago

Did you just call Pauline Daisy?

[–]mems_account 9 points10 points ago

No I don't have her number.

[–]Shnook817 3 points4 points ago

Well, if that IS Pauline, which it looks like, I'd totally go for Peach then. As a princess, she probably has way more coins.

[–]Hellzing 0 points1 point ago

Pauline dos sound more like a Plumbers girlfriends name while Daisy sounds more like a cheap stripper.

[–]paulHarkonen 55 points56 points ago

Princess Peach can float using her second jump and beats Bowser 1v1. When Bowser drops her she'll just float to the other side of the map. Easy choice.

[–]XavierMendel 25 points26 points ago

Which makes me wonder why Mario is saving her ass all the damn time.

[–]LiamCramp 9 points10 points ago

she can't expect to be saved and then drive like a maniac all the time

(seriously why is peach always so good in the Mario Kart games?)

[–]FapAndSilentBob 33 points34 points ago

I'd go left. Peach would get kidnapped again 5 minutes after Mario rescued her.

[–]Hatdrop 14 points15 points ago

a fact that i learned a few months ago was that DK from the arcades becomes Kranky Cong in DK country

[–]sneezlehose 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, he mention stealing princess's in one of the SNES/GBA games

[–]cuddlyogre 5 points6 points ago

I don't normally do this but - princess's - is the wrongest way possible to write that word. What you are looking for is princesses. Just because there is an 's' at the end does not mean it needs an apostrophe.

[–]DaClems 3 points4 points ago

Actually I'm sure there are worse ways to spell princesses... Like "princessbanana" or "dioxyribonucleicprincess"

[–]cuddlyogre 2 points3 points ago

Ah, the ever elusive DNP.

[–]sidewalkbutts 0 points1 point ago

I...what...just...I had no idea...

http://i.imgur.com/2pI9L.gif

[–]Addaberry 20 points21 points ago

He is looking up their skirts. What a guy.

[–]Aktimno 9 points10 points ago

Why is this from ifunny?

[–]Twitchxiii 14 points15 points ago

Ifunny is just.....just awful....

[–]laurenwaffles 16 points17 points ago

The brunette. Always the brunette.

[–]JCFallen 7 points8 points ago

How's that working out for you?

[–]templardrake 7 points8 points ago

Mario is just horrible at holding on to girlfriends.

[–]akfekbranford 24 points25 points ago

Don't worry bro. I've got this

[–]Knight11 37 points38 points ago

http://imgur.com/CFc4g FTFY

[–]sexybobo 35 points36 points ago

Why spend the time to edit the photo instead of spending the same time finding the original.

http://i.imgur.com/8qwLw.jpg

Bigger less pixelated and the authors autograph is actually visible

[–]Knight11 -1 points0 points ago

Took no time at all in preview on Mac.

[–]scorpion347 5 points6 points ago

Someone point out the difference.

[–]ita1y 8 points9 points ago

Cropped out all the unsightly text at the bottom.

[–]chromefox 5 points6 points ago

He got rid of the garbage at the bottom.

[–]moo0o 2 points3 points ago

bottom portion..(ifunny.mobi mark?) removed

[–]LanceSeven 2 points3 points ago

No more ifunny mark.

[–]Knight11 0 points1 point ago

iFunny watermark was at the bottom of original picture

[–]V2Blast[M] 2 points3 points ago

Source. But yeah.

No hotlinked or re-hosted comics (unless the author specifically allows it). Submit the page on the author's site containing the comic.

[–]Smitezues 6 points7 points ago

I would choose left, she looks like she would put out where peach would just give a kiss

[–]tranzart 9 points10 points ago

That would make a cool game actually.

[–]AnshinRevolt 5 points6 points ago

Reinvented by Rarity_Rules on iFunny

What kind of horseshit is that.

[–]sexybobo 3 points4 points ago

Original larger non-watermarked image

[–]V2Blast[M] 2 points3 points ago

Actual original image source

No hotlinked or re-hosted comics (unless the author specifically allows it). Submit the page on the author's site containing the comic.

[–]abridgma 3 points4 points ago

Source: http://michaelmayne.deviantart.com/gallery/?q=mario#/d303vux

[–]V2Blast[M] 0 points1 point ago

Direct link to the page

[–]Craftman1 2 points3 points ago

He isn't trying to choose. He's looking up their dresses.

[–]RebelWithoutAClue 1 point2 points ago

He'll rescue the one who's not wearing panties.

[–]Vacster 0 points1 point ago

I would choose the one with bigger boobs

[–]MazInger-Z 0 points1 point ago

Dude, just keep staring upwards. All reward, no effort. Maybe some neck cramping.

[–]synergy45 1 point2 points ago

Go left. It has ladders.

[–]MrJMaxted0291 1 point2 points ago

Man, the old Spiderman double whammy. It was bound to happen eventually.

[–]Superfly1021 0 points1 point ago

I would just stand underneath and enjoy the view.

[–]Spencer94 0 points1 point ago

Batman could save them both!

[–]lilcheermami -1 points0 points ago

whose the other girl

[–]cw2P 1 point2 points ago

http://www.mariowiki.com/pauline

[–]palehorse864 0 points1 point ago

Here's some music to play while Mario makes his decision.

[–]jianyichen 1 point2 points ago

Silent Auctions. Which ever one offers you the most, wins. DM:HS

[–]zavage300 0 points1 point ago

I dont wanna be that guy but if you played donkey kong country, that isn't Donkey Kong.

[–]saxman64 0 points1 point ago

iFunny...really?

[–]murder_wolf 0 points1 point ago

"You are who you choose to be, Mario, now CHOOSE" drops them both at the same time

[–]Seahawksnjesus 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else notice the ifunny bar at the bottom??

[–]ayjayyy 0 points1 point ago

Neither of 'em put out.

[–]cooldrew 1 point2 points ago

Save Pauline. You can pick up Peach when you, her, and Bowser go out for golf the next day.

[–]Hurrr_I_am_hoers 0 points1 point ago

Why not both?

[–]nmap 0 points1 point ago

Neither. The coolest women can take care of themselves.

[–]hbomberman 1 point2 points ago

Repost from a shitty site with their watermark and misleading "reinvented" source citation?

Honestly, I wouldn't care about the repost but as for the rest... come on.

[–]LegatoSkyheart 0 points1 point ago

Mario gets both of them bro.

[–]V2Blast[M] 0 points1 point ago

Source.

No hotlinked or re-hosted comics (unless the author specifically allows it). Submit the page on the author's site containing the comic.

[–]LaronX 0 points1 point ago

You clearly never saw a SM64 speedrun. He coul combo jump up there and get both befor Kong and bowser get what is going on.

[–]Judge_Hate 1 point2 points ago

This has taught me a very valuable lesson, turtles and gorillas are dicks.

[–]Hellzing 0 points1 point ago

A simple case of Avoidance vs Avoidance, but at lest Peach gives you a dam cake in the end and you get to keep all the coin you find along the way.

[–]SheldonKoopa 0 points1 point ago

Easily Daisy. Blondes like Peach are a handful. And when you get her, you get all of the toads too.

[–]Stryker160 3 points4 points ago

"Rarity_Rules" Not sure if pony reference.....

[–]wintrparkgrl 5 points6 points ago

always assume ponies

[–]SEAdams87 1 point2 points ago

I don't know how he's gonna scale that castle. Chances are better with the construction site.

[–]Djuarea 1 point2 points ago

Mario toughts: Well, my ex is hot. But she's a B*tch. On the other hand, I've got Peach, but she's never there.

Pipe this, I'm going to the strip club.

[–]Sandvicheater -1 points0 points ago

Yeah I'd go with Pauline cause till date Peach have never put out after all those rescues.

[–]Robinator247 -3 points-2 points ago

Looking up girls dresses, dirty Mario!

[–]Xavner -1 points0 points ago

Why not both? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgk-lA12FBk

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