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[–]eazy_e 56 points57 points ago

This is Buttersafe, give them web traffic!

[–]swarlay 2 points3 points ago

[–]red_lantern 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for this comment, I've now bookmarked that site and am giving it the traffic it deserves!

[–]Roopa132 0 points1 point ago

And don't forget to add it to your Adblock exceptions!

[–]lugubriousmoron 0 points1 point ago

This is PBF give them Web traffic! Www.pbfcomics.com

[–]fredor 31 points32 points ago

This looks like Perry Bible Fellowship comic... but it's not...

[–]snipes1191 2 points3 points ago

this comic made me really sad. at least it didnt show the guy butchering the mother cloud in front of her baby.

[–]jimbo3000 3 points4 points ago

It didn't have to. It's almost more powerful that way.

[–]w3rt 14 points15 points ago

Never eating candy floss again.

[–]Breathing_Balls 6 points7 points ago

Wait until you find out where hot dogs come from.

[–]firefae83 9 points10 points ago

Candy floss? UK? I've always heard it called cotton candy (US). Sounds fluffier.

[–]chejrw 3 points4 points ago

The two are used interchangeably in Canada, but thats true most of the time there's a difference between US and UK English.

[–]hmd27 1 point2 points ago

I've never heard it called that either. Cotton Candy was actually invented in my hometown of Chattanooga, TN.

[–]EscapeTheCrate 1 point2 points ago

They call it fairy floss in Australia, haha.

[–]fallens 1 point2 points ago

How does candy floss even make sense? It literally feels and looks like cotton.

[–]mapkinase 1 point2 points ago

(Something about quality of dental hygiene in UK)

[–]Larebear2199 7 points8 points ago

In all honesty, I thought cotton candy was made from clouds as a kid (not shot down but a really tall ladder that allowed access). Which I later found out was why my parents said it was "too expensive" at the circus and thus not affordable to us.

[–]SumPpl 8 points9 points ago

And that little cloud grew up to become Hurricane Sandy

[–]AustraliaTranslate 1 point2 points ago

Here is a version of this image translated into Australian and Brazilian (?)

[–]akwaynetance 3 points4 points ago

So that's where rain comes from.

[–]momsspaghetti 0 points1 point ago

Think of all the cloud families those guys starting races have torn apart.

[–]karna1808 0 points1 point ago

Sad but delicious

[–]webbeco 1 point2 points ago

If we keep this up, guys, we will hunt those clouds to extinction! RIP dodo bird.

[–]flipgurl327 0 points1 point ago

oh no... another orphan above... :(

[–]Ninjatree 0 points1 point ago

Will I ever... cotton candy poops lightnings?!

[–]McCorkill 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't this on the front page less than a week ago?

[–]kidbuu42 0 points1 point ago

where's the guy that shows how many other times this has been posted?

[–]gamemasterty 1 point2 points ago

Right in the feels.

[–]Alons-y-Geronimo 1 point2 points ago

The twist is that the baby cloud grew up to be Sandy.

[–]friendly_grapes 1 point2 points ago

That made me really sad..

[–]Wingmeister -3 points-2 points ago

So many more drawings could come out of this, just think of going to the dentist and they use cotton in your mouth or the guy selling it to the teddy bear factory or using it to fill the space between Mitt Romney's ears.....etc etc

[–]supercalafrag -2 points-1 points ago

I cannot wait to see the video of the man who reads this then tries to go shoot down a cloud.

[–]ThompsonRay -2 points-1 points ago

Seems accurate.

[–]dryver 0 points1 point ago

Even though clouds are just water, they look damn tasty

[–]soph_dawg 1 point2 points ago

Buttersafe is probably one of the best webcomics out there.

[–]allapologies27 0 points1 point ago

I always thought cotton candy was made from the sheared wool of pink and blue sheep.

[–]BatmanBabe93 -2 points-1 points ago

i'd shoot a cloud too, since in the winter it's just annoying grey clouds all the time.

[–]Gelatinous6291 0 points1 point ago

[–]Qavvik -4 points-3 points ago

This makes me want to go out and hunt even more deer... for the tasty, tasty venison. It also makes me want to go out and hunt this mythical cotton candy (candy floss) beast.