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[–]desnyki 84 points85 points ago

[–]Menospan 151 points152 points ago

[–]OverviewEffect 25 points26 points ago

classic victor.

[–]_Im_High_ 19 points20 points ago

wat

[–]sharts_mcgee 11 points12 points ago

How's Colorado/Washington?

[–]WhiteTiger1100 -1 points0 points ago

Why is Osama Bin Ladens lower face and beard on his face is also a good question..?

[–]Joeeigel 6 points7 points ago

Because of a Sky News broadcast when Osama was killed. They were using a clearly photoshopped image claiming it to be Osama, when it wasn't. The bottom half of Osama's face and beard were photoshopped onto another corpse.

[–]Dekuswagg 2 points3 points ago

Oh God my lungs.

[–]WhiteTiger1100 1 point2 points ago

God damn it, VicTard.

[–]AAARRRGGG1 0 points1 point ago

strange

[–]hrkljus1 155 points156 points ago

Use the direct voting link, so you don't have to find the guy with all thisthese long loading times: http://www.kinderchocolate.kz/ru/gallery/anon_vote/index.html?id=1370

This will open up the page where you just fill in the captcha and press vote.

Edit for grammar and holy fuck Victor is on the 4th place at the moment!

[–]asplashofredditsauce 7 points8 points ago

Upvote to top comment!

[–]Miz_Mink 5 points6 points ago

I intuited that someone far less lazy than me would post the link here in the comments, but posting this extra special link totally guaranteed my vote for Victor. Thank you for sharing your magical technology Mage hrkljus1. Thank you.

[–]The_Moustache 30 points31 points ago

You done seemed to have crashed it

[–]MeccIt 14 points15 points ago

It's slow but only a couple of minutes to load.

Got "Ваш голос учтен. Спасибо." = Your vote counted. Thank you.

He's up to 12th place with ~3800 votes

[–]The_Moustache 13 points14 points ago

Eh, wont even load for me

[–]geralddarden 1 point2 points ago

4th place now with 5,994 votes

[–]thanx4allthefish 2 points3 points ago

6,480 now. Just watch, it'll get to around 7,980 by tomorrow and then everyone forgets about it.

[–]MeccIt 4 points5 points ago

No. 1 - top of the world ma! 10.5k votes

Ein Kinder

[–]philwood313 4 points5 points ago

FUCKING YESSSSS!!!!!!!! KINDER CUNT!!!

[–]tjball 2 points3 points ago

7200+ at the moment. He is on a rolllllll.

[–]Schnretzl 0 points1 point ago

3rd now with 6664

[–]therealedd 11 points12 points ago

Its taking like 10 min to load.

[–]Baron_Von_Gagenshatz 154 points155 points ago

Why do I get the feeling that the internet in Kazakhstanian is powered by a single goat on a treadmill?

[–]WirtsWoodenLeg 13 points14 points ago

That comment made me happy.

[–]Lundorff 7 points8 points ago

That comment made my comment redundant.

[–]Viking84 18 points19 points ago

Came here to look for the link, knowing that some friendly redditor would have posted it already. Was not dissapointed. Here's an upvote, friend.

[–]Mudokon_Tears 117 points118 points ago

[–]Thesherbertman 58 points59 points ago

oh dear god why were we not using this image?!

[–]Helmindarn 11 points12 points ago

We were supposed to vote on pictures that were already entered in the competition, the photoshopped one wouldn't have been accepted into the voting.

[–]Thesherbertman 9 points10 points ago

Yeah I figured they would reject the photoshopped version still that would be fucking hilarious on a kinder wrapper

[–]chooch138 14 points15 points ago

god, buscemi is one unique looking fuck.

[–]alienbringer 2 points3 points ago

He likes it that way too. Read before that he was offered many times to have his teeth straightened and whitened and stuff. He turns them all down because he believes his unique face and mouth allow him a greater chance to play different / interesting parts. Where as if he had a pretty face and teeth he would be more pigeon holed in the parts offered.

[–]shitterplug 3 points4 points ago

Not HHHHNNGGGGBAD

[–]Miscellaneous_Item[!] 34 points35 points ago

Why should I give my vote to Victor? What can he do for me?

[–]Kronkleberry 17 points18 points ago

Best context for this pic ever.

[–]Miscellaneous_Item[!] 4 points5 points ago

You have my vote MASTER.

[–]Thesherbertman 14 points15 points ago

Look funny on Kinder wrappers

[–]daanishh 17 points18 points ago

In Kazakhstan.

[–]bryancb86 20 points21 points ago

I can't get it to load...

[–]Not_A_Pink_Pony 11 points12 points ago

Not with that attitude.

[–]MesFesses 5 points6 points ago

I had the same problem but it finally loaded after a few minutes

[–]bryancb86 1 point2 points ago

I will give it another try!

[–]Bjidgel 7 points8 points ago

[–]hanzibonzi 13 points14 points ago

Do we like this Victor kid?

[–]BarbaricBastard 3 points4 points ago

He is an old 4chan meme. So yes. We love him.

[–]WhiteTiger1100 -2 points-1 points ago

He's like the retarded kid you would see around during High School. You wouldnt make direct eye contact with them and you would hold your breath when he stumbled by. So its mostly a love hate relationship.

[–]Beakers 13 points14 points ago

Followed the instructions and pasted the result into google translate as my Kazakhstan is very limited.

Result: Ваш голос не учтен. Неверный промо-код или вы уже голосовали.

Translated: Your vote is not counted. Invalid promotional code or you have already voted.

My submit form only had the one button though, wasn't one underneath the captcha input field.

Yes I took voting for victor serious.

[–]AHiddenFace 36 points37 points ago

Vote for this little cunt :D

[–]rev4587 6 points7 points ago

What... mecto is he right now? I can't find him.

[–]Patfast 3 points4 points ago

For those who haven't had it, kinder is like kit Kat, but it's milk filling instead of wafer

And it's fucking delicious.

[–]kaiyotic 1 point2 points ago

kinder has a lot of different types of snacks though, my personal favorite being the kinder bueno. which is nothing like kit kat, it's more comparable to twix, but again with the milk filling instead of caramel.

[–]Quinn3333 2 points3 points ago

Dont they make the chocolate eggs with toys in 'em?

[–]kaiyotic 0 points1 point ago

ahhh yes indeed kinder surprise.

[–]Quinn3333 0 points1 point ago

I love those!!

[–]TheJucheisLoose 0 points1 point ago

Kinder Bueno is one of my favorite chocolates. But Twix is superior, in my opinion. 'Murca!

[–]Soda241 0 points1 point ago

That sounds pretty good.

[–]TwalotSporkle 5 points6 points ago

I live in Kazakhstan, fyi. I'll post a pic if this fucker wins.

[–]gluemope 5 points6 points ago

Oh, how I wish they would have used kinder.kz for their URL instead...

[–]Keksi 4 points5 points ago

So funny! I'm laughing my ash off xD

[–]erutuFniatpaC[S] 0 points1 point ago

upboats from OP

[–]Kabada 1 point2 points ago

Only brave Germans will get this :)

[–]philwood313 11 points12 points ago

12th ain't bad, get that little cunt into the top 10 today!

[–]Accide 22 points23 points ago

Why?

[–]mowens87 28 points29 points ago

Why not?

[–]AnExoticLlama 0 points1 point ago

why_not_both.jpeg?

[–]archpope 2 points3 points ago

Why?

[–]WheelBarrows 2 points3 points ago

So... this is how Homer became Mr. Sparkle...

[–]bugejo 2 points3 points ago

I kinda feel bad for possibly ruining it for the kid in first place. He actually really deserves it, I think

[–]turnipduck 1 point2 points ago

niggers up to 3rd

[–]Verbose_Slayer 5 points6 points ago

so, does victor, like ,support the nazi party or any fucked up shit? because its not funny unless that's the case

[–]Bortjort 2 points3 points ago

inb4 SRS

[–]spacecadets 7 points8 points ago

What do you think we are, 4chan?

[–]NetherStray 54 points55 points ago

Nah, just having fun on these here internets.

[–]WhiskeyAbuse 36 points37 points ago

i'm not sure you realize just how much content we've stolen from them

[–]Azr79 15 points16 points ago

tons... tons of it.

[–]ThatGuyNamedKal 3 points4 points ago

Now lets do the same, but with porn?

[–]Swetyfeet 2 points3 points ago

No! Nononononono that is a bad plan.

[–]illfuckstartyourhead 0 points1 point ago

Last time we tried that Anderson Cooper got involved.

[–]Jimbobshawobodob 12 points13 points ago

You're right, we should go back to sharing stuff thats funny rather than doing stuff thats funny.

[–]specialservices 1 point2 points ago

Well, technically this came from /b/, so we're still sharing it.

[–]Probable_Foreigner 1 point2 points ago

No, but we can still mess voting based things.

[–]FumCacial 1 point2 points ago

4chan is our older disgusting brother with no morals....But sometimes, its ok to share things with him.....For the greater good!!

[–]Quinn3333 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, and we all know how it goes: Reddit is the sophisticated, organized brother who hangs out with the president.

[–]Azr79 -4 points-3 points ago

we're not 4chan, but OP is a huge faggot applies here.

[–]thaginganinja 5 points6 points ago

gunna be awesome if this actually works

[–]amoebaa 2 points3 points ago

"Historians attribute the Great Kazakhstanian War and the subsequent occupation of the USA by Kazakh forces to an act of sabotage perpetrated against the Kazakh chocolate industry."

[–]jellefied 2 points3 points ago

Kinder Chocolate is european

[–]johnmedgla 2 points3 points ago

Well, Kazakhstan is partly in Eastern Europe. More specifically, Kinder Chocolate is (ultimately) Italian.

[–]upvote_cuz_ninja 3 points4 points ago

why is the name german?

[–]stevo_knevo 1 point2 points ago

The Saxon's brought it to them.

[–]johnmedgla 1 point2 points ago

It was originally launched in Germany by a subsidiary of Ferrara, the Italian conglomerate.

[–]Smilge 3 points4 points ago

I don't get it.

[–]thebigmack 2 points3 points ago

stuff like this brings huge lol's for me. upvoted and voted for vic :D

[–]kareltjeftw 1 point2 points ago

Didn't that kid get raped and killed?

[–]Dat_Ninja_Guy 2 points3 points ago

Hey, wait a minute I know this place. I live there. I'm so gonna buy one of these

[–]theaws0m3guy 2 points3 points ago

Very nice! I like the Kazakstan very much!

[–]StayGoldPwNyBoY 0 points1 point ago

I'm not seeing any red arrows to choose the kid. Does that mean the other kid already won?

[–]flopus 1 point2 points ago

Vote for the glorious machine revolution

[–]dotonaked 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who caught epilepsy from that URL?

[–]Rowdydinglebery 1 point2 points ago

Photoshoppers of reddit can we get some campaign ads?

[–]Tlubblenorpkins 0 points1 point ago

Voted and upvoted!

[–]Sweddy 0 points1 point ago

LOL he's at 4th now

[–]stupid-user-name 1 point2 points ago

when i voted now he at 3RD place!

[–]Good2Go5280 0 points1 point ago

Butters!

[–]Bleuugh -2 points-1 points ago

Calling him a 'cunt' seems a little harsh. It's made me feel bad for the little fella. His parents probably, spur of the moment, just entered their favourite photo of him after seeing an advert on TV. Next thing, there is an international campaign mocking his face!

[–]Lylez 16 points17 points ago

His parents didn't enter him. That creepy lookin dude has been on the internet for ages. I wouldn't say he's reached meme-status, but he's damn close. Dudes been on /b/ since the dawn of time.

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[–]warmounger 13 points14 points ago

When are you fucking people going to learn dont link directly to 4chan

[–]TheSilentFart 3 points4 points ago

Honest question. Why shouldn't one directly link to 4chan?

[–]Mattytheviking 3 points4 points ago

threads die very fast as it is an image board and only has 10 pages of content at a time.

[–]erutuFniatpaC[S] 1 point2 points ago

/b/ has 15. The fuckers already forgot what they where trying to do. Good thing there is also reddit.

[–]warmounger -1 points0 points ago

well if you try to follow his link you get ur answer, dont know the specifics but 4chan "forum"(not sure what to call them) post "disappear" and you cant follow links to it anymore or you get a 404, screen cap it and save to imgur

[–]Bortjort 2 points3 points ago

If you don't know not to link to a live 4chan thread, I would not suggest posting on 4chan at all.

[–]emohipster 0 points1 point ago

Fuck. I wish I was that little cunt.

[–]people--power 0 points1 point ago

It's not very funny

[–]Jessikaax3 -1 points0 points ago

this is some willy wonka shit right there isn't it?

[–]Algrokoz 0 points1 point ago

Is this some prank that 4chan cooked up?

[–]AprilFoolsCakeDay -1 points0 points ago

Post this in r/FreeVotes as well, this is the exact kind of stuff they want you to post

[–]JangSaverem 0 points1 point ago

So....we really have become /b/ now havent we? This is like Semi trolling that /b/ gets in on and here it is on front page...jesus.

[–]Bortjort 3 points4 points ago

I'm absolutely sure there is no crossover whatsoever between reddit and 4chan.

[–]MunkenDk -2 points-1 points ago

When the world needs us we must unite. everybody tell people from 9gag and 4chan to vote for this kid

[–]TheLastOfUsJoel 17 points18 points ago

This is reddit, so it's already on 9gag.

[–]specialservices 7 points8 points ago

This came from /b/.

[–]upvote_cuz_ninja 2 points3 points ago

It's already on /b/

[–]ConspiracyCat -2 points-1 points ago

Eh, I don't see why.

For all I know, somebody posted this because they want their bratty little kid to land a job modelling for Kinder Surprise.

It isn't even hitler or anything.

I'm disappointed in you, internet.

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[–]geralddarden 1 point2 points ago

MAKE ME INTERNET TOUGH GUY

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[–]YourMomSaidHi 16 points17 points ago

Why would 4chan say something offensive?!?!?

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[–]Bortjort 8 points9 points ago

....they started it

[–]Pokot -3 points-2 points ago

This has 4chan all over it, and not the good kind either. The one that wants to make a joke but doesn't really understand how to. Just doesn't feel right doing that to the kids.

[–]joe-doe -3 points-2 points ago

Does 4chan know about that already?

[–]Bunnymancer 7 points8 points ago

Where do you think it came from....?

[–]joe-doe -1 points0 points ago

Yeah I realized my mistake right after submitting the post.

[–]archpope -3 points-2 points ago

Victor looks like an ordinary child to me. Why should I care if it's him or some other child on the box?