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[–]gnannka 58 points59 points ago

This is what it's like to give my daughter any instruction.

[–]tyrannyoh 28 points29 points ago

Sadly, this is also what it's like to give my mom or dad instruction on fixing their computer.

[–]Friendly220 27 points28 points ago

The moment just before it is pretty hilarious too!

Spongebob: First, get a jar.

...

Spongebob: Patrick, that's a pickle. Patrick: Yes.

[–]fredark 16 points17 points ago

"No squidward, dont run! It hates it when you run!

No, dont limp, it hates it when you limp!

Dont crawl! its hates crawling most of all!

I dont know what you did that time, maybe it just doesn't like you"

[–]mortona2k 17 points18 points ago

I give up, what the hell is going on here?

[–]mortona2k 28 points29 points ago

[–]Smaskifa 15 points16 points ago

This seems like the sort of thing that would be funnier the younger you are, not older. Or possibly OP is stoned.

[–]yyx9 20 points21 points ago

FIRMLY GRASP IT! (smashes Jelly fishing net through Squidward's hand that is immobilized in a cast). I actually lol'd at that when I first saw it.

[–]Harnellas 32 points33 points ago

I don't get it.

[–]gamer117 12 points13 points ago

Famous words of Patrick Star

[–]jasmaree 1 point2 points ago

Patrick spends the entire episode trying to get a trophy because he's jealous of Spongebob. Spongebob tries to help him achieve his goal. Problem is, Patrick can't do anything right. Here, Spongebob is trying and failing to get him to open a jar by giving him step-by-step instructions. This is the "put your hand on the lid" part. It's something you really have to watch to laugh at.

[–]crustasian 9 points10 points ago

GODDAMNIT MR NOODLE!!!

[–]hindey19 3 points4 points ago

As a parent of a 2 1/2 year old, I find this funny and very much related.

Like when they tell him to drink. He winks. And shrinks. Oh Mr. Noodle, so incompetent.

[–]ImSexyAndIdontKnowIt 2 points3 points ago

That's S. Street, not spongbob.

[–]MRTFSTONE 27 points28 points ago

Its sad actually that is an older episode. The new ones are not as funny as the good old days

[–]Stanstanlol 12 points13 points ago

I'm not sure if this is an opinionated observation, or a hipster-y cry for attention.

[–]ShabbyRat 7 points8 points ago

I think it's true, too. Spongebob was never one of my "shows" so I never really had an attachement to it, but I did watch both older episodes and the newer ones and I do think the newer ones are definitely lacking.

[–]bob10332 5 points6 points ago

Most the original writers left after the full length movie so there is a noticeable difference in writing style in newer episodes.

[–]insomniac_Goku 0 points1 point ago

This is true, some went to work on Phineas and Ferb, which is a far superior show in my opinion. Especially if you consider the "target" audience.

[–]totalbummer24 -2 points-1 points ago

i'm sorry, but superior? Hell no. currently? sure. all time? get the fuck out with that shit

[–]insomniac_Goku 0 points1 point ago

Phineas and Ferb takes intellect and imagination to appreciate. Spongebob is basically a ridiculous amount of stupidity compiled together to get cheap laughs. Which is effective, and gains a cult following, but isn't really good television.

[–]bag-o-tricks 0 points1 point ago

I don't know if that's true but I wondered if it were true when I saw a couple older ones the other day and was cracking up the whole time. The "Pretty Patties" one was great. Mr. Krabs and Patrick were top notch in it.

[–]Link408 0 points1 point ago

Its true, I saw S6E1(House Fancy) 2 weeks ago on DVD, it felt very unSpongebob

[–]capt_ishmael 42 points43 points ago

ITT: A bunch of elitists who won't explain the joke.

Edit: I am assuming there is something more than him just not knowing what a lid is because that isn't funny. Especially because he isn't grabbing anything in lieu of the lid.

[–]saltyjohnson 26 points27 points ago

No that's pretty much it. The image doesn't do it justice, though.

[–]notbookies 7 points8 points ago

I think it's probably much funnier if you first saw it as a kid.

[–]biztech415 5 points6 points ago

I think the last frame is supposed to be him grabbing his eye lid...still really not that funny though.

[–]ElGoddamnDorado 7 points8 points ago

You have to see it, but yes that's the joke entirely.

doesn't get the joke

EXPLAIN IT YOU ELITISTS

has joke explained

WOW NOT FUNNY

[–]TimeTravelingMouse 6 points7 points ago

The lid. The lid. The lid. The lid. The lid. The lid. The lid.

[–]rets_law 4 points5 points ago

Either that, or the weed is getting stronger.

[–]all_reddits_are_mine 3 points4 points ago

I have nothing to say. This was one of my favorite moments of spongebob. That and this.

[–]Unfa 10 points11 points ago

When Sponge Bob came out, I was about 16 and I thought it was the lamest cartoon ever and was one of the reason as to why kids (I know, right?) were getting stupid.

I'm 10 years older now and with considerably more life experience under my belt, I find it hilarious when you take the humour to its second degree.

[–]HYPN007IC 5 points6 points ago

So I just watched the video and still don't quite see what is so funny. I feel like kids would laugh at that way more than I did.

What is the second degree?

[–]MormonsInTheMist 10 points11 points ago

Not sure if this was what the writers intended, but for parents of pre-schoolers this hits home. You just want to mutter "How the fuck does this kid not understand what I'm saying?"

[–]Unfa 3 points4 points ago

Babysat my nephew a few weeks ago, told him to put his shoes on so we could go to the park. You've seen Louis CK's but about kids being assholes?

It's just like that. No, seriously. Just. Like. That.

[–]dutch_gecko -5 points-4 points ago

That was fucking awful.

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[–]HYPN007IC 1 point2 points ago

I was asking what the second meaning behind this video clip was.

[–]AriBBCP 1 point2 points ago

[–]MalcolmReynoldsWrap 2 points3 points ago

I do tech support. This happens at least twice a day for me. "No, not that, Firefox. Yes. The one with the orange fox hugging the world. Now double click it. I said double. click twice fast. Left click twice fast. No, not IE. Firefox. Yes. Orange. Blue. Double left click. I SAID LEFT! The computer shut down? What happened. You 'accidentally' kicked it? LOUD BUZZING/SCREECHING NOISE?! Ok, I'm head down now. You nuked your hard drive."

I get there "Ok, good thing you had backups. Wait, what do you mean you disabled them (slowing down 'the facebook')? And how did you get admin access? bossman gave it to you? Ok, never do that again. Or, anything. (I wish I could have said that)"

walk to bossman "Sir, here's the problem, and here's the solution, and here's examples of it working elsewhere, and here's the real potential damage. Ok, thankyou (he won't hand the admin codes out anymore).

one week later "ok, now click firefox.... disabled backup system?" ಠ_ಠ

[–]theDigitalNinja 7 points8 points ago

I'm 27 and just don't get it :/

[–]Unfa 6 points7 points ago

Hillenberg's interpretation of children.

The whole show is an analogy to his life experience as a marine biologist and as a father.

[–]BooCradley 1 point2 points ago

My five year old twin daughters want to watch nothing but Spongebob. I am so grateful.

[–]Sunshinesnape 0 points1 point ago

His arm looks like a penis in the third picture...

[–]Killer_Tomato -1 points0 points ago

This scene is me the first 10 tens playing dota.

[–]MRTFSTONE 0 points1 point ago

I'm not a hipster good sir just sad that good shows have gone like Sponge bob, most of late night cartoon network and stuff like that

[–]Binsky89 0 points1 point ago

MY CABLE PROVIDER BLOCKS NICKELODEON. Sorry, just had to get that off my chest.

[–]SpongeBad 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes Patrick chaps my ass.

[–]MrDoubleE 0 points1 point ago

I love the old episodes more because of stuff like this, and and small inudeno jokes

[–]Securitate 0 points1 point ago

The bottom left frame looks like he's giving a nazi salute

[–]Brosephbro 0 points1 point ago

AHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!!

[–]ID10T_er 0 points1 point ago

This is my go to show whenever I get back to my apartment from class

[–]Blinsin -1 points0 points ago

That is an old episode...

[–]finalaccountdown 0 points1 point ago

first get a jar.

Patrick that's a pickle.

[–]E13ven 1 point2 points ago

Still one of the most epic and chill inducing moments of any cartoon ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANk8xlsp1pQ

[–]s-a-g-a 0 points1 point ago

"Exactly...pop, exactly...pop, exactly....pop". "Exactly as you do it... Pop".. YEEEAA!!

[–]f141998 0 points1 point ago

r/spongebob

[–]Conradlink 0 points1 point ago

old spongebob that is

[–]oBEASTity45 -1 points0 points ago

The forth frame. Heil!

[–]zodiac720 1 point2 points ago

Yea they snuck in a bunch of adult humor in the old ones. The new episodes kinda blow in comparison

[–]katiebird117 -1 points0 points ago

HAIL HITLER

[–]zombiehuns 0 points1 point ago

It baffles me that people are saying this isn't funny. This is hilarious. Classic spongebob.

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[–]Unfa 0 points1 point ago

Nope.

[–]JoeAnd88 -4 points-3 points ago

A statistic that me and my friend came up with is that the average person makes at least one spongebob reference every day.

[–]blackwolf25 -5 points-4 points ago

PATRICK'S FACE PALM!!!!!

[–]Smokratez -5 points-4 points ago

People's brain also stops developing and get dumber after their teens.