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[–]yashar1 59 points60 points ago

At the restaurant...

Waitress: Enjoy your meal.

Me: You too!

Fuck.

Entering the gym...

Employee: Enjoy your workout.

Me: You too!

God damnit.

[–]viscence 17 points18 points ago

"Here's your boarding pass. Have a nice flight!"

"You too! Wait you're not going anywhere."

[–]baitingforyears 2 points3 points ago

Brian Regan. source fast forward to about 0:40.

[–]ZuFFuLuZ 11 points12 points ago

"Happy birthday!"
"You too!"
Actually did that once...

[–]Vole85 5 points6 points ago

Back when I used to work in retail, I was shopping, I took all of my items to the counter to pay for them. When I got there I said to the cashier "Is there anything else you need?".

Awkward.

[–]yashar1 3 points4 points ago

Unless it's their birthday too and in that case they'll just stand back in awe.

[–]ZuFFuLuZ 4 points5 points ago

Yeah... it wasn't.

[–]ScootScootMoo 1 point2 points ago

It happened to me too, my whole family and friends looked at me strange, then started laughing. I was so ashamed.

[–]walking_strange 9 points10 points ago

Dentist: Have a nice vacation!

You too! Oh, wait, I'm going on vacation. I mean, are you going on vacation too? Cause if you are, have a good time! But if you're not, next time you're on vacation, you know, have a good time...

Dentist: stare

[–]gregorious13 17 points18 points ago

The downside of being nice, looking like an idiot.

[–]Sabmac 5 points6 points ago

Either that or the upside of being an idiot is looking nice.

[–]Binyeum 2 points3 points ago

"Enjoy your movie!" "Thanks, you too!"

Ugh. This happens to me every time.

[–]JKR93 1 point2 points ago

I used to cashier at a grocery store, so things like this would happen daily.

[–]baitingforyears 0 points1 point ago

source around 0:40

[–]ZlayerCake 0 points1 point ago

  • visiting friends and about to go Home*
    Them: have a nice trip home.

Me: you too... Wait........ Fuck!

[–]Ieuan1996 10 points11 points ago

The guy on the right looks so fucking traumatised by this.

[–]Sati1984 6 points7 points ago

That face makes this look like an actual PTSD-inducing event.

[–]Breathing_Balls 14 points15 points ago

There is a darker side to not paying attention when in communication with a third party.

"Hey, long time no see. How's it going?"

"My dad got drunk, and had sex with me last night."

"Brilliant! I haven't seen your dad in a......oh, sorry. I just caught up."

[–]weej267 5 points6 points ago

SOURCE: http://poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/social-fear/

"Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic." - Why don't the mods get on this?

[–]brownboy13Delhiting your posts since 2012[M] 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the source. Next time you come across something like this, hit that report button, or shoot us a PM with a link to the comments section.

[–]miss_lulu 3 points4 points ago

at least now you can start a new conversation on how awkward that just was.

[–]Alex_18 3 points4 points ago

I managed to play it off a couple times. Inserted a cough quickly enough afterward, followed it up with a "you up to anything new?" Felt godly.

[–]baalroo 3 points4 points ago

When someone accidentally does this I always respond with "good, you?"

[–]Sati1984 2 points3 points ago

Straightening the speech bubble of that "Fuck" there would solve the problem real quick.

[–]heracleides 2 points3 points ago

Ah, the interaction between two people who just don't give a damn.

[–]BZAGENIUS 2 points3 points ago

For me it's:

Work colleague: 'How's it going mate?'

Me: 'Not much, you?'

or

Work colleague: 'What's up man?'

Me: 'Good thanks, yourself?'

Every damn day.

[–]Netrilix 2 points3 points ago

I do this on purpose all the time. My boss and I usually go back and forth with this 3 or 4 times when we get there in the morning.

[–]Irkala 0 points1 point ago

I also do this on purpose, I like to watch the face of the other person as they realize we're on the third, fourth or one time fifth go around.

[–]Piegie 0 points1 point ago

Uhm...well...see you around?

[–]gnomeofthewoods 0 points1 point ago

Smile, nod, turn, walk, swear furiously.

[–]tgt305 0 points1 point ago

It's worse over the phone, at work.

[–]twentytwocents 0 points1 point ago

Your greatest social fear, my reality. I do this often.

[–]joey_l 0 points1 point ago

It's ok, it happens all the time.

Hi, what can I get for you?

Good, you?

I usually laugh behind their backs and make fun of them for about a year afterwards. think nothing of it.

[–]skanderbeg7 0 points1 point ago

I hate that question. Its such a general question and nobody ever responds honestly.

[–]joeay 1 point2 points ago

Just keep it going. Forever. No biggie

[–]Spartans713 1 point2 points ago

1st day of grad school

Another student: hey, how are you? Me: how are you doing? Me: good. How about you?

[–]johns0770 1 point2 points ago

As a pizza delivery guy this happens to me all the time.

[–]befreethinkfree 1 point2 points ago

Converception

[–]mildly_amusing_goat 0 points1 point ago

I tend to do this on purpose but slightly exaggerated. Actually works great as ice breaker.

[–]mattmentecky 0 points1 point ago

I used to work at a movie theatre where our standard thing to say after getting your concessions was "Enjoy your movie.", you wouldn't believe how many people would just automatically say "You too!"

[–]scottsniperVT 0 points1 point ago

friend: happy birthday me: thanks you to......DAMN IT

[–]Sabmac 0 points1 point ago

"Yeah not too bad."

[–]nirvanachicks 0 points1 point ago

Spanning tree.

[–]BecksSoccer 1 point2 points ago

This is typically how I respond to the conversational loop...

Them: Hi, how're you?

Me: I'm well. And you?

Them: I'm great. You?

Me: I'm still doing well.

I say it in a jokey tone, but they always realize it once I point it out.

Since I work in a restaurant, I usually get people with...

Me: Enjoy your food

Them: Thanks. You, too.

walking away whispering loud enough for them to hear

Me: I'm not eating...

[–]Omegaki314 -3 points-2 points ago

Repost

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