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[–]kathios 124 points125 points ago

DAMN! Danny is 68 years old!

[–]3idvet 70 points71 points ago

What! seriously i thought he was in his 40's. Great, now im afraid of a guy who is almost seventy.

[–]EDGY_ALL_CAPS_NAME 64 points65 points ago

He's old man strong.

[–]badphish94 28 points29 points ago

I bet he even lifts.

[–]OVERLY_CYNICAL 3 points4 points ago

I think he was a regular on that California beach gym with Arny.

[–]Dented 13 points14 points ago

I want to see him fight Clint Eastwood.

[–]raptosaurus 21 points22 points ago

Have you seen Eastwood lately? Trejo would literally break him in half

[–]fuckrightTHEFUCKoff 31 points32 points ago

Eastwood may be old, but the man knows how to hold a conversation with a chair.

[–]Dented 7 points8 points ago

They'd just have a staring contest I think.

[–]raptosaurus 17 points18 points ago

Now if Trejo were a chair...

[–]Vandal92 2 points3 points ago

This statement just made me want to see Clint Eastwood in Expendables 3....

[–]Otirion 2 points3 points ago

And Trejo!

[–]197Decibels 0 points1 point ago

I know right!? Fuck Chuck Norris, Danny Trejo is the man.

[–]Sythus 2 points3 points ago

Harrison Ford?

[–]Dxkingxd -1 points0 points ago

Norris is 74 i believe

[–]420simmons 10 points11 points ago

Holy shit, what a fucking badass... damn... I can't even make sense of it...

He is one rock solid 68 year old

[–]tellmebiologyfacts 12 points13 points ago

Wait, what? *checks

WHAT?!

WHAT?!?!?

How is this possible? is badassery an anti-aging cream?

[–]Yoyo8 5 points6 points ago

It must be! Be right back, going to fight and kill a bear.

[–]phreeck 0 points1 point ago

No, but I think working out is.

[–]i_need_downvotes_now 7 points8 points ago

If you're that old and your tattoos look that good then you're doing something right

[–]thejimla 3 points4 points ago

10 years younger than Larry King.

[–]Necromorphiliac 4 points5 points ago

And he's looked like a corpse all 25 years of my life!

[–]purelyanus 0 points1 point ago

Jesus Christ!!

[–]djramrod 0 points1 point ago

I bet he could defeat the Mandelbaum clan. It's go-time!

[–]snatcho_cheese 170 points171 points ago

I bet the dog is just like Danny Trejo: really nice & sweet with the ability to fuck your shit up.

[–]mocotazo 54 points55 points ago

If you haven't seen it yet, I strongly recommend checking out the Danny Trejo documentary Champion. Had been a fan of his since Blood In Blood Out, but was really moved by Champion, and seeing just how much he did to help other people.

[–]jeebus_krist 5 points6 points ago

Do you know where I could find this? It's not on Netflix or Vudu.

[–]mocotazo 5 points6 points ago

I got the DVD from Netflix, I don't think they've ever offered it through Netflix Instant.

[–]jeebus_krist 3 points4 points ago

Huh. Yeah, I don't subscribe to the DVD service anymore, but thanks. I'll keep looking around. It looks pretty great.

[–]thejamesthomas 7 points8 points ago

You might find this site helpful: http://canistream.it/

Here's what it turned up: http://www.canistream.it/search/movie/4f456ed3f5f807904900004d/champion

[–]jeebus_krist 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for the tip!

[–]snatcho_cheese 4 points5 points ago

I had no idea this existed! Thanks for the heads up.

[–]SojuSojuSoju 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha blood in blood out. Quintessential 80s cheese.

[–]orsr 1 point2 points ago

Wow thanks so much for letting me know this exists!

[–]PoniesRBitchin 10 points11 points ago

That big goofy smile is the last thing you'll ever see.

[–]jb1830 5 points6 points ago

I know the breeder of that dog and they really are the nicest Rotties around both in form and personality. Feel free to check out some of their other pics.

[–]saucisse 1 point2 points ago

Like Carl!

[–]horrorfetish 1 point2 points ago

Danny's an awesome advocate for abused dogs and breeds with a bad rep. He's been on Pitbulls and Parolees several times helping animals out. He and his wife once saved a dog that was tied in the back of a moving pickup truck. The people in the cab had a broom stick sticking out the back window and were jabbing him with it. Look up the story of Trejo on the Villalobos website. When Tia spoke of the incident I definitely cried.

He's a really awesome person with a truly kind heart and nothing but well meaning for others- 2 legged or 4.

[–]Stem_Cells_Appetizer 0 points1 point ago

My wife and I met him at the airport on the way to our wedding (obviously before she was my wife). We were at a cafe and he saw her dress and asked to sit with us. We talked for like 20 min. Only odd thing was that he named drop a lot. I guess he was waiting for us to recognize him, but I don't get star struck at all, so although I knew who he was I never mentioned it. All in all he was really nice.

[–]nicxus 331 points332 points ago

[–]SerDelta 101 points102 points ago

The dove and the look on his face.

Cannot stop laughing.

[–]Take_Me_To_Elysium 28 points29 points ago

It's been three hours; are you still laughing?

[–]paintingpainting 16 points17 points ago

I am.

[–]Ziggarot 6 points7 points ago

Wait, you're not SerDelta. How can YOU still be laughing; are you an imposter? What have you done to him!

[–]craniumonempty 4 points5 points ago

There is a presence that takes over people. A spirit, so to speak, that travels from one person to the next. It is laughing. It is always laughing.

[–]foundnewname 59 points60 points ago

It takes a real man to take a pic like that.

[–]Yoyo8 22 points23 points ago

Probably the man who took the pic is dead.

[–]bau5e 34 points35 points ago

On this day let it be known that the community known as "Reddit", has embraced Danny Trejo as a member of their favorite celebrities.

Danny joins such ranks as Mitch Hedburg, Christian Bale, Nicholas Cage, Louis C.K., Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Zach Braff.

[–]MiatasAreForFags 5 points6 points ago

He's been close for awhile. Today is the day he made the big leagues.

[–]ScottPerri 0 points1 point ago

And Woody Harrelson.....

[–]Liquid_Milk 45 points46 points ago

I love this because my dad looks almost just like Trejo. So much so that a local Mexican eatery made him show them his ID to prove it wasn't him. This photo is now uploaded to FB and tagged under his name for the lulz.

[–]Wakka37 19 points20 points ago

I want to see so I can judge for myself

[–]Liquid_Milk 37 points38 points ago

This is the only photo I have of him on my laptop.

[–]Wakka37 8 points9 points ago

Yea I can see the resemblance. And also, HEY GUYS OP DELIVERED!

[–]greedo_posted_first 17 points18 points ago

deardiarytodayOPwasnotafaggot.jpg

[–]iDP 10 points11 points ago

Is there a reason 4chan has been leaking over into Reddit so much lately? Every thread seems to have the "OP is a fag" thing. It's getting pretty damn annoying.

[–]CesiaCho 3 points4 points ago

Because when teenagers grow up, they go from 4chan to reddit and there is a very delicate, short time when they visit both. And someday soon greedo_posted_first will realize that "faggot" is not a cool or acceptable insult.

[–]CommanderVinegar 6 points7 points ago

Don't worry, OP will surely deliver.

[–]psychonavigator 6 points7 points ago

This creeps me out a lot for some reason.

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[–]StraY_WolF 2 points3 points ago

Tom Cruise

[–]asshatnowhere 6 points7 points ago

damn, he's got some great teeth

[–]professorvanessa 1 point2 points ago

Nope, still terrifying.

[–]MrT-1000 0 points1 point ago

They're both just so delicate and beautiful <3

[–]bentoboxing 114 points115 points ago

Bad ass OG, and no pants sagging around his knees required.

[–]Themiffins 69 points70 points ago

Sagging is just stupid, and completely counter productive to being a gangster, how can you run from the cops with your pants around your ankles?

[–]Eros_Narcissus 38 points39 points ago

"And real gangsta-ass niggas don't run for shit, 'cuz real gangsta-ass niggas can't run fast."

[–]Stevo_1066 58 points59 points ago

Look like a fool with yo pants on the ground.

[–]Helpfulandattractive 10 points11 points ago

Old people certainly loved that little ditty.

[–]Apitoxin11 4 points5 points ago

Brett Favre loved it.

[–]hippythekid 1 point2 points ago

Gold in yo mouth, hat turned sideways, walkin round town with your pants on the ground

[–]DrScrambledEggplants 9 points10 points ago

PANTS ON THA GROUND

PANTS ON THA GROUND

LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WITH YA PANTS ON THA GROUND

[–]ReleventRapLyric 0 points1 point ago

I got my pants on the ground man, my Levi's saggin

501s draggin, and naw we ain't flaggin

We posted in the trap, with the issue where we baggin

Bout to get my bread up pimpin, and I ain't braggin

My J's on my feet, and my fitted on cock

-Warrior poet Bun B, Pants on the Ground

[–]grubas 5 points6 points ago

I accidentally stepped on one of those guy's pants, the outcome was hilarious. Wannabe gangsta white boy shuffling off a subway trying to pull his pants up.

[–]invisiblehackysack 4 points5 points ago

"accidentally"

[–]grubas 3 points4 points ago

Accidentally...OR WAS IT?!

I wish it was on purpose, my fear of getting into a knife fight prevents me from doing shit like that.

[–]A--Train 3 points4 points ago

There is some reasoning behind it. Like hiding guns or drugs, that kinda thing

[–]devilrobotjesus 10 points11 points ago

that explains baggy, not sagging

[–]WTFICantFapToThis 0 points1 point ago

People that really grew up poor and forced into a life of crime as a result wore them because they handed down from older siblings/parents.

Nowadays, it is just a bunch of douchebags trying to make a fashion statement.

[–]phreeck 0 points1 point ago

Yea, you see the saggy pants crap come in to play a lot when you watch world's dumbest or bait car.

[–]Major_Burnside 0 points1 point ago

Skin is sagging a little bit, but definitely not pants.

[–]n5corp 25 points26 points ago

I love how happy the dog looks.

[–]A_Moist_Towelette[!] 69 points70 points ago

That is a gorgeous Rott, what a great head on that pup.

[–]CUoNTour 22 points23 points ago

Was thinking the same. Really a beautiful dog.

[–]yessyess 12 points13 points ago

MACHETE.

[–]cogboxer 23 points24 points ago

I have a Danny Trejo dog story.

He happened to be in the building where our office was (there were some people involved in Machete on our floor). I take my dog to work with me every day, and I was coming up the back stairway when I ran into Danny Trejo. I recognized him right away, but my pup didn't. She's kind of suspicious of strangers, and started barking at him kind of crazy like. A lot of people take a dog barking at them kind of personally. I said "sorry, she likes to bark", and he said "Hey, that's OK... dogs bark, and babies cry." Then he crouched down and coaxed her over. So, my dog ultimately made friends with Danny Trejo.

I thought it was pretty cool.

[–]Zay_Hudson 10 points11 points ago

submits to /r/aww

[–]tutae 6 points7 points ago

dat 68 year old thickness

[–]gg_h4x_ 18 points19 points ago

He's 5'6

[–]20thcenturyboy_ 16 points17 points ago

But enough about the dog

[–]Snowblindyeti 12 points13 points ago

He is Mexican. He'll still fuck you up though he was raised around Mexican gang culture. Pretty much every role he plays is just him being himself.

[–]phreeck 9 points10 points ago

Him being his former self. The guy used to be into some bad shit but overcame it while he was in prison

[–]Snowblindyeti 7 points8 points ago

He didn't overcome being a badass Mexican he just stopped using his mustache powers to be a gangster.

[–]Iamthesmartest 2 points3 points ago

He was raised around Mexican gang culture? That's the line you choose?

He was the Pennsylvania State Prison Boxing Champion. 'Nuff said.

[–]JA1130 1 point2 points ago

Yeah. Was on a movie set and he walked by and I had do to a double take. So short but so sturdy.

[–]cookingshark 9 points10 points ago

I love how his rottie is just loving lift and how its tail isn't docked.

[–]traconi 6 points7 points ago

They call me, tortuga.

[–]pandahavoc 8 points9 points ago

Oh look! Free wifi!

[–]Beached_Dolphin 14 points15 points ago

Just wait for the Danny Trejo AMA request.

[–]TheRiseOfMaths 8 points9 points ago

God dammit, I love rottweilers

[–]maize_on_the_cob 8 points9 points ago

[–]EDGY_ALL_CAPS_NAME 17 points18 points ago

Not weird at all. We're quite unoriginal.

[–]maize_on_the_cob 5 points6 points ago

I'm still new here ... I'll learn.

[–]sonnone 1 point2 points ago

It is weird! I immediately checked Wikipedia to make sure he hadn't died today.

[–]nickmil 3 points4 points ago

Sweet! Free WiFi!

[–]justgwyn 3 points4 points ago

Am I the only woman who finds him to be incredibly sexy?

[–]FreakshowThom 5 points6 points ago

Oooh! Free wi-fi!

[–]whiskey06 41 points42 points ago

[–]mystery_pineapple 9 points10 points ago

[–]afeller 6 points7 points ago

Now someone photoshop the dog's head on Trejo's body.

[–]tevert 4 points5 points ago

Does he ever put a shirt on?

[–]parallel_jay 11 points12 points ago

Would you?

[–]darktemplardude 2 points3 points ago

Put his shirt on?

[–]ads215 4 points5 points ago

Great picture. Really strange seeing him with such a glowing smile. Love that guy.

[–]scrattastic 4 points5 points ago

Prisoner Zero has escaped.

[–]DoctorDeath 3 points4 points ago

Funny thing is, that dog is just a regular sized dog.

he's short.

[–]cleofis 2 points3 points ago

Man this pic is badass, but its hard to take it so seriously when there's free wifi flags in the background

[–]DerpZombie 0 points1 point ago

This belongs in /r/aww

[–]RonaldMcDonaldsCum 0 points1 point ago

It's amazing to me that so much of reddits content is simply a derivative of another post...on reddit.

[–]GTCharged 2 points3 points ago

Danny Trejo could be covered in kittens and still look like a complete fuckin' badass.

[–]pasc4l3 2 points3 points ago

Free WiFi if you make it past Danny

[–]SweetNeo85 3 points4 points ago

Good ol' Trejo the Pendejo.

[–]HandcraftedMedia 0 points1 point ago

Have a reporter friend that met him...I guess he is a very mellow and kind person.

[–]snatch55 2 points3 points ago

i love how tough he looks and the big scary rot he has just has the dopiest smile on his face, oh dogs

[–]AnimatorSteve 0 points1 point ago

That's a suitable dog for a guy like him

[–]ScrumptiousPrincess 0 points1 point ago

Would have been better if were a 4lb Chihuahua.

[–]Nage 1 point2 points ago

this is the only picture ive seen of trejo that makes him look his actual height

[–]Kanye_Westicles 1 point2 points ago

Scariest thing to walk down Times Square this week.

[–]KenMaster828 0 points1 point ago

Did you guys know that his peacock tattoo on his left arm is there to hide the scars on his arm from extensive drug use in the past?

[–]Bohlean 1 point2 points ago

About ten years ago, I had a dream that Danny Trejo walked down my street and into my house. He then proceeded to kill my family with a big fucking knife. I was too terrified to warn them. I just stood there, unable to make a sound, as I watched him gut my family one by one. I finally snapped out of it and blew him away with a shotgun. Weirdest, scariest, most vivid dream I've ever had.

[–]DodgeyJay 0 points1 point ago

can someone do the face change thing? Put the dog face on his body and his face on the dogs body, thanks would make my day

[–]Joe_Kickass 0 points1 point ago

Does he even own a shirt?

[–]jaqq 1 point2 points ago

Puppy? I'm pretty sure that's a horse.

[–]fAntom3188 -1 points0 points ago

Met Danny one time when he came to talk to my youth counseling group to talk to us. Motherfucker is a truly kind soul, all wrapped up in that tiny 3'2 package

[–]beengrean 0 points1 point ago

TORTUGA

[–]uJelleh 0 points1 point ago

He kinda looks like Ivan from Iron Man 2. Then again there's probably a lot of people who have that look.

[–]Loap 2 points3 points ago

Mickey Rourke, for one.

[–]quickgroth 0 points1 point ago

The Ultimate Badass.

[–]DrKennethJNoisewater 1 point2 points ago

Looks like killer just took a hit. (Jim Brewer's voice) Yeah maaaaan!

[–]BrooksWasHere1 0 points1 point ago

Puppy takes Danny Trejo for a walk

[–]georgeresch 2 points3 points ago

I upvoted this out of fear.

[–]blackcomedy 0 points1 point ago

My stepfather worked with him when he did a couple westerns shot in AZ and he seems genuinely proud that the guy has made it this far. We watched Machete together and he really enjoyed it. Check out Danny Trejo's IMDB, the sheer quantity of work this guy has done is amazing. Pair that with a great attitude towards the people he works with and you've got a fucking real man.

[–]Jaws666 0 points1 point ago

Dat moustache.

[–]Dollarama 1 point2 points ago

Danny is all that is man

[–]NoNotHimAgain 0 points1 point ago

One of the only guys small in stature that you will be convinced is ten feet tall.

[–]die_filthy_is_all -1 points0 points ago

Trying hard to care. Thanks for posting though.

[–]ItRhymesWithPenny[!] 0 points1 point ago

Danny Trejo did Raul's voice from Fallout: New Vegas. Thats awesome!

[–]BornVillainess 0 points1 point ago

God that is a great looking man!

[–]JonathanUnicorn 0 points1 point ago

I love that dog. It's cute.

[–]KOB4LT 0 points1 point ago

Free WiFi

[–]wgpjr 0 points1 point ago

The first thing I thought of was "Killer, kill, yo!" (Half Baked). I expected the dog to fly away.

[–]jamesherr44 0 points1 point ago

Its Octavio from king of the hill

[–]hotdad69 1 point2 points ago

wildfire?

[–]ethday 0 points1 point ago

I can't feel nothing.

[–]CGord 0 points1 point ago

He's 5' 7". This is why the photo is taken from about the height of his crotch.

[–]vertigo3pc 0 points1 point ago

Oh hell yea free wifi!!!

[–]cjZombie 0 points1 point ago

Danny Trejo and my dad look very alike. x)

[–]xaxpeaceopsxax 0 points1 point ago

hahaha! the dogs like sup! lol

[–]Pawprint959 0 points1 point ago

I kno this is supposed to be tough but his rottie is stinkin adorable!!!

[–]sleeper141 0 points1 point ago

I say this with all seriousness, I have no idea who this person is.

[–]thatguywholikescats 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin' boss

[–]chaseyla1093 0 points1 point ago

Whist looking his age up I found this little gem....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl0ijHFltVk Danny Trejo's next B film

[–]ImNotAnAttorney 0 points1 point ago

Sweet! Free Wi-Fi!

[–]reddit_bs_24_7 0 points1 point ago

Hunting for pussy!

[–]jspeights 0 points1 point ago

WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?

[–]Bell_Biv_WillemDafoe 0 points1 point ago

Damn. I thought the dog would be bigger.

[–]ooberviolet 0 points1 point ago

That's funny, I went to middle school with his kids and went over to their house once and he had these chihuahuas that he fucking doted over. Seeing him with this big bad ass dog screws with my childhood memories.

[–]IhateToronto 0 points1 point ago

Both the same. Scary on the outside, squishy on the inside!

[–]macgarp 0 points1 point ago

He's like the nicest guy in person. Not menacing at all.

[–]CodyModo 0 points1 point ago

What type of dog is that?

[–]AscarWinner 0 points1 point ago

This man & his dog are not to be fucked with. But I would pay to see someone try it.

[–]drew1111 0 points1 point ago

I have met Danny. He is a puppy inside.

[–]GesundheitGeshundeit 0 points1 point ago

I mother-fucking-love rottweilers.

[–]purplesnowman 0 points1 point ago

I would NOT fuck with him

[–]skeener 0 points1 point ago

This photo reminds me of those little plastic Homies toys.

[–]thesorrow312 0 points1 point ago

This man looks like he deadlifts very fucking heavy.

[–]bigboytom 0 points1 point ago

What kind of doggy is that :3

[–]19115162093 0 points1 point ago

Big dog to make up for his tiny pecker.

[–]GunShyMedia 0 points1 point ago

that is the friendliest rottie I've ever seen

[–]derpinita 0 points1 point ago

Jesus Christ. Give that dog some slack.

[–]KupaDupaKUSH 0 points1 point ago

...and not a single fuck was given

[–]WanderingPuppy 0 points1 point ago

What a happy looking pup!

[–]Baruu 0 points1 point ago

I feel like expression of the dog is at direct odds with the expression of Danny.

[–]manlord 0 points1 point ago

I'd walk up to him and be like "What's up faggot?". That's the sort of shit I do in real life.

[–]Clarkyguy 0 points1 point ago

I personally enjoy his Herman Munster boots.

[–]Beardown2011 0 points1 point ago

He's not that intimidating in person. Not only is he really polite, he is like 5'2.

[–]Coolguyzack 0 points1 point ago

I imagine "Free Wifi!" being said in the Circus of Value Clown's voice from Bioshock. It totally changes everything.

[–]queBurro 0 points1 point ago

I'm worried he'll catch a cold

[–]charlie401 0 points1 point ago

Got to meet the dude at the premiere of the documentary of his life, in Providence, RI. Good guy.

[–]TalkingBackAgain 0 points1 point ago

I'm guessing there's not too many people going to want to fuck with Danny Trejo on Time's Square.

[–]Alexxandria 0 points1 point ago

That dog looks so cuddly and cute! Not quite badass, but I love it!