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In case of riot. (imgur.com)

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[–]PorkyBodine 50 points51 points ago

Which means the holder will be blamed for the whole thing, beaten, and arrested.

[–]kbot422 -3 points-2 points ago

I am going to hell for laughing at that!

[–]TheDoctorAndTardis 1 point2 points ago

You're going to hell for a lot more than that.

[–]zorkie -3 points-2 points ago

you might feel at home over in /r/ImGoingToHellForThis

[–]SnitchQuadrant -1 points0 points ago

Because it was their fault.

[–]brancasterr 11 points12 points ago

I remember that the last riot I was involved in had a shortage of honorary negroes.

[–]helium_farts 2 points3 points ago

So that's why the whole thing fell apart.

[–]brancasterr 0 points1 point ago

Precisely. No Negroes, no win.

[–]j-rocker11 5 points6 points ago

Is there any context for this picture at all? Or is it just meant to be humorous?

[–]chuckFKNdiesel 4 points5 points ago

I believe there was the last time this was posted, something along the lines of "found this in an old wallet in my grandfather's attic".

[–]bootsncatsy 6 points7 points ago

Also known as karma whoring.

[–]ohgodwhydidIjoin 8 points9 points ago

I believe this was likely given to a white man by a black man in order to protect his white friend during the race riots.

[–]beermit 2 points3 points ago

(Reverse side): Additionally, in the event of a riot, please don't forget to consult your local HNIC.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 0 points1 point ago

I'm black (actually a lite sandy brown) and I do not have one of these cards.

[–]TuskedOdin 5 points6 points ago

… I think it's probably because you're a black guy.

Edit: missing words.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 0 points1 point ago

I get called "cracker" all the time. No seriously. Its mainly a joke but that's how not black I am/act. I roll my windows up when I reach a bad neighborhood.

[–]TuskedOdin 0 points1 point ago

I'm white but I don't have a problem with rough neighborhoods, I have noticed generally if you don't mess with them they won't mess with you, them being the people that cause it to b a "bad neighborhood"

[–]bikiniduck 1 point2 points ago

No, in case of riot you need this: www.indiegogo.com/protestsurvivalkit

[–]iRideBMX 0 points1 point ago

Ah, a hood pass!

[–]triobot -1 points0 points ago

We don't say Honorary Negro anymore.

We call them the Token Black Guy. He is only long enough with us until the next guy with this kind of card shows up and then replace old with new.

E.g. The Walking Dead

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