Lamprey, easily the most terrifying thing I've seen today.

We actually eat this thing in Spain. It is cooked for hours in its own blood and people seem lo enjoy it since the times of the Romans who were the first ones who consider ir a delicacy. Apparently Romans ate pretty much anything. I bet they would have eaten a Predator had he showed up in Rome.

AbaddonSF · 2012-11-10T00:43:49+00:00

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rpxah/

rashley4 · 2012-11-09T20:23:10+00:00

ALL HAIL THE TENTACLE

afriikaana · 2012-11-09T23:15:31+00:00

Lamprey Pie.

Gregory_Felstein · 2012-11-09T23:51:30+00:00

Relevant... ?

Old-Ben-Kenobi · 2012-11-09T21:47:01+00:00

It's just a baby Sarlacc.

bishop67 · 2012-11-09T20:51:06+00:00

That looks like my ex-girlfriends vagina... That thing gobbled dicks up like a champ.

iverse4 · 2012-11-09T20:31:55+00:00

In my fish diversity lab we had to identify species of lampreys by looking at the positioning of their teeth. Imagine lifting a dead lamprey from a jar of horrible smelling preservatives and looking really closely at that.

Had_To_Switch · 2012-11-09T20:49:14+00:00

I know in not the only one thinking how bad it would hurt to take my penis out of there.

audioelement · 2012-11-09T20:49:22+00:00

Poor Boba.

ubomw · 2012-11-09T20:52:14+00:00

I always heard it's a delicacy. I never get to taste it however.

Piegie · 2012-11-09T21:08:41+00:00

Men In Black monster spotted

godless_communism · 2012-11-09T22:31:27+00:00

Plot spoiler: you are a lamprey with arms, legs, a brain and a face.

Tylensus · 2012-11-09T23:46:08+00:00

Do you guys ever think about what it'd be like to fuck that? I do. A lot.

aveygt · 2012-11-09T23:54:46+00:00

that reminds me of this video

ai_jarvis · 2012-11-10T00:23:09+00:00

Eh, not really that scary... tough buggers though. They will 'latch' onto you but since you are warm blooded, they won't carve into you or anything like that. I have had one stuck to me before, and I survived lol. Strong as hell though, they are basically just muscle and a spine. Oh, how I miss them!

SiLiZ · 2012-11-10T00:44:35+00:00

We have those in the Columbia River. Lamprey Eels are good Sturgeon bait.

They do in fact have the mouth of a Sarlac and resemble an Old God from WoW. It's a bit weird.

I used to pull their teeth out with pliers as a child.

Hmm...

Bellairs · 2012-11-10T00:56:13+00:00

Just imagine it sliding tenderly onto your exposed and vulnerable penis...

t0rtur3d · 2012-11-10T01:04:10+00:00

A real Mans Fleshlight

infinitee775 · 2012-11-10T01:36:21+00:00

what's that thing in the middle that looks like an evil face?!

left4dread · 2012-11-10T01:40:08+00:00

I really want lamprey pie now.

fap_ · 2012-11-10T01:41:29+00:00

This is why you should always scratch and sniff before sex in Tijuana ...

I just got some cream from the doctor, and the itching went away almost immediately. It still burns to pee though.

Damn you Spring Break...Damn you!

Yodwinder · 2012-11-10T01:46:58+00:00

DM;HS

y0shi · 2012-11-10T02:03:24+00:00

Yeah, that's what I thought. Mynocks. Chewie, check the rest of the ship, make sure there aren't any more attached. They're chewing on the power cables.

Hakoten · 2012-11-10T02:27:14+00:00

Burrito Dentata

AnnaCheerios · 2012-11-10T02:32:31+00:00

Try and put your finger in the middle of it's mouth. Try it, I dare you.

ThatKidLix · 2012-11-10T02:43:38+00:00

let me suck ya dick fo a dolla

jamesherr44 · 2012-11-10T03:25:22+00:00

Don't care, still had sex

neebo_2323 · 2012-11-10T03:28:40+00:00

Vagina dentata

Xtheflysamuraix · 2012-11-10T03:29:28+00:00

Jesus Christ why am I watching this on the toilet.

dj3v3n · 2012-11-10T03:48:47+00:00

Is that a little man with a mustache in its mouth?

WizardRockets · 2012-11-10T03:55:58+00:00

Vagina Dentata

w362 · 2012-11-10T04:38:14+00:00

Those nasty bastards swam up into Lake Ontario when the Seaway opened. Every spring NY and Ontario poison all the creeks that drain into the lake to kill the little ones. Don't see as many of them as we used to.

moonman20 · 2012-11-10T04:42:10+00:00

So why does this exist?

John4890 · 2012-11-10T04:48:36+00:00

"The Gelgamek vagina is three feet wide and filled with razor sharp teeth."

walrusoreoanw · 2012-11-10T05:03:23+00:00

I always saw "lamprey pie" in game of thrones books and had no idea what the fuck it is. WHY WOULD YOU EAT THIS.

douglasa · 2012-11-10T05:10:05+00:00

Man fuck these guys. Not only are they horrifying, but their genome quality sucks!

sheravi · 2012-11-10T06:15:10+00:00

That there is a fleshlight on hard mode.

singapurr321 · 2012-11-10T06:23:32+00:00

Imagine getting bitten!

yourotherusername · 2012-11-10T06:25:59+00:00

This is my super relevant desk accessory

psychonumber1 · 2012-11-10T06:32:55+00:00

in a karuk creation story, the lamprey lost his bones gambling with a sucker fish.

the more you know

mrgrimdreamer · 2012-11-10T06:54:51+00:00

My ex-girlfriend's vagina looked just like that...

Almost_Ascended · 2012-11-10T06:57:24+00:00

Only if you imagine that on your thin, delicate skin.

Shamashu · 2012-11-10T07:08:26+00:00

Read a book called Summer of Night by Dan Simmons. You will never want to walk on anything but asphalt ever again.

Homerpalooza · 2012-11-10T07:19:06+00:00

Are you currently taking biology?

switch_case · 2012-11-10T07:20:47+00:00

r/wtf is leaking...

Exsous · 2012-11-10T07:47:58+00:00

It looks like it at a little man with a moustache.

Sqwibes · 2012-11-10T08:02:40+00:00

camp lazlo

Teslanaut · 2012-11-10T08:05:00+00:00

'ello Beastie.

abjwtf · 2012-11-10T08:22:38+00:00

What you see and terrifying.. I think is one of the most beautiful displays of nature. I could stare at this for days

fuzzyturtles · 2012-11-10T08:34:21+00:00

It's a burrito with teeth.

paradux · 2012-11-10T08:44:48+00:00

Lamprey rice

CL33 · 2012-11-10T08:46:47+00:00

I never knew George Lucas was into genetic sciences!

HorseToeNail · 2012-11-10T09:06:08+00:00

I shall call him, No Face.

theblackuhuru · 2012-11-10T09:12:02+00:00

Insanity wolf fleshlight?

theburninator133 · 2012-11-09T20:28:01+00:00

Just gonna leave this here

NeonNintendo · 2012-11-10T02:52:05+00:00

Trypophobia. FUCK.

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