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[–]Melly5234 30 points31 points ago

I need more black friends.

[–]HATERS_SHALL_HATE 23 points24 points ago

As a black guy who needs more white friends, Wassup.

[–]lordborghild -2 points-1 points ago

I know what one of those new fangled "daps" are. Do I qualify too?

[–]kiky23 52 points53 points ago

I'm a white woman who likes hearing her ass is big...

[–]OOPC 42 points43 points ago

You got a big ass!

You're welcome.

[–]oh_mos_definitely 12 points13 points ago

Nice.

[–]Nose-Nuggets 6 points7 points ago

For the same reason?

[–]FF4221 6 points7 points ago

Your ass is so mad.

It's making me angry.

[–]tutae 9 points10 points ago

you a big booty bitch

[–]oaky 12 points13 points ago

times have changed... all women under age 30 prefer large rumps

[–]puffgiant19 1 point2 points ago

But most likely not anything else right?

[–]kiky23 1 point2 points ago

I'm a DD so I'd like to think I've got more than a big ass...

[–]chrisfinley98 0 points1 point ago

[–]kiky23 7 points8 points ago

No thank you. That's for my husband's eyes only.

[–]kochipoik 1 point2 points ago

Yeeaahh, lady. I'm the same - I like to look fine, basically just for my fiancé's sake.

[–]puffgiant19 0 points1 point ago

Oh, good news ;)

[–]Guesswork 1 point2 points ago

Drunk driving not cool!

[–]Thinkiknoweverything -2 points-1 points ago

chicks with big boobs dont have big asses, thats probably why you like to have it complimented, because you insecure about its small size.

[–]kiky23 1 point2 points ago

While in most cases that would be true I happen to be an abnormality. When I was measured for my wedding dress my ass is an inch bigger than my bust and considering I'm a DD that must mean I have a large ass right? Add in the fact that my waist is 9 inches smaller than my bust and I'd say I'm most likely pretty curvy in both regions.

[–]Thinkiknoweverything -1 points0 points ago

No. wide hips and a fat lower abdomen would make a measurement like that seem large. Plus, all the nice asses ive seen are more than a inch bigger than the bust.

[–]kiky23 1 point2 points ago

That's because you haven't seen it. But then again you must know everything.

[–]kfijatass 1 point2 points ago

Your ass is big, white woman.

[–]Vulturas 0 points1 point ago

[–]Guesswork -1 points0 points ago

Fat ass bitch

[–]ragemaster_21 19 points20 points ago

Damnit I just started to get over the fact Scrubs is over!!!!!

[–]wavepad4 7 points8 points ago

Here you go. All credit to the channel owner.

[–]Cornflake22 1 point2 points ago

what is it i cant see it in Canada.

[–]wavepad4 1 point2 points ago

Gah. Was afraid of that. It's a channel on youtube that has every Scrubs episode from Seasons 1-8 and Season 9.

[–]DoctorDorian 1 point2 points ago

It is hard on all of us.

[–]johnly13 0 points1 point ago

As long as you're on Reddit, you'll never get over this fact.

[–]Kordesii 25 points26 points ago

Sorry, what were you saying? I was too busy getting an imaginary bear-hug from J.D.

[–]DoctorDorian 5 points6 points ago

:: gives you a bear hug ::

[–]TheTingler 2 points3 points ago

Oh my god i love you

[–]DoctorDorian 2 points3 points ago

Is this chocolate bear? Because if it is, I love you too!

[–]yourloislane 4 points5 points ago

I was watching this episode when I saw this...

[–]CoyoteStark 3 points4 points ago

DAE ALL THE SCENES FROM THIS EPISODE FOR KARMA?!?!

[–]belarius 4 points5 points ago

[–]s0beit 6 points7 points ago

So black girls with a weave like to stay on top during sex to keep their hair.

Yes. I have learned something interesting today.

[–]cumshot 5 points6 points ago

My black girl doesn't care if I grab her extensions and pull her around. She isn't always on top either. She wears a headscarf before sleeping though so she doesn't mess it up too much.

[–]Hop_Hound 1 point2 points ago

Same, she actually liked having her hair pulled a bit, but she definitely wrapped it before we went to bed.

[–]belarius 1 point2 points ago

It's a really interesting documentary. I encourage you to seek it out.

[–]LonelyWeirdChick 0 points1 point ago

._. the only thing that sucks about this is no one believes my hair is real. "Where'd you get your weave?" D:<

[–]belarius 0 points1 point ago

Maybe invest in some proactive signage?

[–]LonelyWeirdChick 0 points1 point ago

This is great. I'll definitely find that shirt somewhere on the internets. Thank you kind gentleman.

[–]icky_fingers[!] 1 point2 points ago

Well that's not true at all.

[–]rohirrim 6 points7 points ago

I'm a (very) white girl who's very proud of her big ass. I never got the allure of those tiny little things.

[–]tdunbabi 1 point2 points ago

[–]Snakeoilsage 1 point2 points ago

I need a satellite like that.

[–]tdunbabi 2 points3 points ago

Wouldn't it be nice...

[–]dawnonyou 2 points3 points ago

My text alert went off when the downvote returned to earth. Heebiejeebies.

[–]Snakeoilsage 1 point2 points ago

Nuclear Launch Detected?

[–]BabyWithaChainSaw 0 points1 point ago

I'm not even going to risk trying that. Someone else try it and get back to me.

[–]bo87 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for not making it into a tumblr gif with "heal yeah!" looped in 4 fps.

[–]brokenguitarstring 0 points1 point ago

i am a man. black, white, latino, asian... i like them rumps.

[–]unrly 0 points1 point ago

After listening to too much ignorant rap music in the last few years, and consequently not having a girlfriend in quite some time, I can say this is true. My Puerto Rican girlfriend didn't like it the first time I told her she had a big ass. Luckily I didn't get slapped. Had to explain it.

[–]Yoshisune 0 points1 point ago

All woman should like hearing that, unless they're fat.

[–]kyleyankan -2 points-1 points ago

HUG ME!

[–]Easily_Please_d 1 point2 points ago

Also, never touch a black girl's hair.

[–]satirehigh 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if any of these reposts ever surpass the original that was posted. wait. i know this a repost, but it doesn't say "other discussions" at the top.... do you post it, wait, delete it, then repost it? brilliant.

[–]Mi5anthr0pe -3 points-2 points ago

The other difference being that only one is human.