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[–]professor1991 243 points244 points ago

And I have no idea why I upvoted you

[–]bstampl1 28 points29 points ago

Because, somehow, rabbits and eggs just make sense together.

On one level, I know a rabbit is a mammal, but sometimes I honestly forget that they don't lay eggs. If it's around Easter and someone mentions a rabbit hatching from an egg, or laying eggs, or guarding its nest, I routinely fail to even notice at first. Rabbits lay eggs in the spring. It's just nature

I mean, eggs, man. And rabbits. Just, c'mon

[–]MorayWheel 1 point2 points ago

That was actually the old school of thought for the longest time

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[–]Reconical[S] 92 points93 points ago

ditto

[–]anonmou5e 106 points107 points ago

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[–]Reconical[S] 73 points74 points ago

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[–]Level_75_Zapdos 35 points36 points ago

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[–]poniesaregood 97 points98 points ago

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[–]TheGizmojo 28 points29 points ago

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[–]randomhero98 12 points13 points ago

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[–]userjoe9066 6 points7 points ago

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[–]seieibob 1 point2 points ago

Aeiou!

[–]wise_comment 2 points3 points ago

Goddamn it it's in my head now

[–]Level_75_Zapdos 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Level_75_Zapdos 2 points3 points ago

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[–]wolfeater 5 points6 points ago

Axe?

[–]Level_75_Zapdos 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Zecra -2 points-1 points ago

CCCOOOLLLLBBBYY

[–]wickerlicker 1 point2 points ago

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[–]TheNightkin 7 points8 points ago

You're an ass, butthole guy.

[–]FatherThyme 5 points6 points ago

"Many of you have been complaining that you do not want to open by mistake a picture of my anus while on the job. I can see how that would be irritating, so here is just one more warning"

He was just giving a warning, no need to downvote him...

[–]EricThePooh 2 points3 points ago

It's not fair! Spanish was my worst class! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[edit] He has since deleted it, but everything and his username was in spanish. I didn't know it was a buttonhole...

[–]higgs_bosoms 0 points1 point ago

pretty broken spanish too

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[–]Rincewind_57 2 points3 points ago

Liar

[–]livthedragon 62 points63 points ago

Adequately represents my uterus right now.

[–]The_Real_JS 6 points7 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]RedPaintedHouses 1 point2 points ago

HEEEEEEEEY, sexy laaaaaady...eggs!

[–]KingNick 22 points23 points ago

[–]skyheart628 7 points8 points ago

Wat.

[–]alphawuff91 1 point2 points ago

I'm thankful i wasn't intending to sleep anytime soon.

[–]Shup 1 point2 points ago

Same, I just died laughing

[–]M4ver1k 34 points35 points ago

Can't stop staring at how that rabbit's lower lips look like they're cut in half.

[–]Kr0nos 82 points83 points ago

OBVIOUS COMMENT WARNING: It's why cleft palate/cleft lip is also known as harelip.

[–]gamble20 28 points29 points ago

Well... TIL.

[–]hot_skillet 15 points16 points ago

Not that obvious! Thanks for the knowledge drop.

[–]Applechips 4 points5 points ago

Woooah.

[–]jadaeliza 1 point2 points ago

Rabbit mouths are fucked up but awesome!

[–]ayriana 0 points1 point ago

Rabbits also have three eyelids. For reals.

[–]runsoutofspace 1 point2 points ago

Well shit a brick and fuck me with it... I always thought it was "hairlip".

[–]dramaticlyreadsposts -2 points-1 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]psiondoodler 0 points1 point ago

Do you mean upper lip?

[–]elliosenor 1 point2 points ago

TIL that rabbits have tiny vaginas with buck teeth for mouths.

[–]OccasionallyWitty 12 points13 points ago

SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE!

[–]shazzam17 3 points4 points ago

He's for everyone of us

Crack for everyone of us

He save with a mighty yolk

Every man every woman

Every chill-he's a mighty

Egg

[–]pishiver 2 points3 points ago

This is exactly what I thought of.

[–]AndyMaite 0 points1 point ago

im so happy you said this.

[–]ToriTheBoss 18 points19 points ago

Birdo by HORSETheBand maybe?

[–]unused-username 2 points3 points ago

bird........OHHYOOYOYOYOYOYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]LordoftheG-String 0 points1 point ago

Cut, cut, cut...

[–]bluemoonflame 0 points1 point ago

[–]LukeInDenver 0 points1 point ago

This album is in the CD player in my car right now. Just about the most fun I've ever had listening to music. Horse The Band - Mechanical Hand

[–]LAfreak 2 points3 points ago

Exactly what I was thinking. Intro right?

[–]JuanJuanLeprechaun 1 point2 points ago

DAE imagine Ren from Ren and Stimpy when they hear this?

[–]AmbientAltitude 1 point2 points ago

Wow bringing back some memories

[–]hoopstick 1 point2 points ago

Damn I was just listening to The Mechanical Hand the other day. Love me some H the Motherfucking B.

[–]sessilenomad 1 point2 points ago

WHY EGGS!?

[–]beltran63 4 points5 points ago

The great Sam Bunnison.

[–]HeresMyTrollFace 2 points3 points ago

[–]Grown_Manchild 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one to think this. You deserve more upvotes. I have but one.

[–]DMBflyer 1 point2 points ago

Put this in Keto. Those people love the eggs.

[–]joegekko 5 points6 points ago

[–]Shizzawn 0 points1 point ago

glad i wasn't the only one

[–]Applebeignet 1 point2 points ago

Maybe because you thought it could be funny come Easter, then forgot.

[–]Danny_Bomber 1 point2 points ago

yea you should move that to the pictures folder. It's there for a reason!

[–]Bodilis 3 points4 points ago

[–]Beached_Dolphin 1 point2 points ago

This was someones wallpaper in my tech class a little more than 3 hours ago.

[–]DeuceBuggalo 0 points1 point ago

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGS SEXY LAY-DEH!!

[–]xshippo 0 points1 point ago

You didn't have it in your documents folder. You found it on /b/ this morning. Fucking liar.

[–]arfenhausen 3 points4 points ago

You had this in your documents folder because you're a redditor.

[–]SexyShrimp 0 points1 point ago

I bet it was in your "Stuff I saw on reddit and will repost in a few months"-Folder.

[–]neutralchaos -1 points0 points ago

This rabbit looks like a samurai to me. I have no idea why.

[–]willardfillmore 0 points1 point ago

I think I know why. It's because you don't know what samurai look like. That's probably the reason.

[–]ellinger -1 points0 points ago

Is it Easter already???

[–]F5_supermonkey -1 points0 points ago

proof that rabbits have tongues.

[–]AmishSpaceCadet 1 point2 points ago

Angry Birds: Episode II

[–]xxboonexx 0 points1 point ago

Because you hid yourself an "easter egg"

[–]TheresTreacheryAfoot 1 point2 points ago

....

This rabbit is really a carniverous beast striking yet another innocent nest....

[–]CJRLW 1 point2 points ago

I'm saving this for Easter, whence I will unleash it upon Facebook.

[–]one-MaN_army -1 points0 points ago

I smell a karmaconspiracy.

[–]Sabin10 0 points1 point ago

You were drunk, you saw it on reddit, you thought it was funny, you saved it.

[–]2parties1cup 1 point2 points ago

for karma

[–]fatetrumpsfear 0 points1 point ago

Just laughed for 5 straight minutes

[–]marty1411 0 points1 point ago

Proof the Easter bunny should be scary to kids!

[–]HypocriteAnt 0 points1 point ago

Because you put it in there

[–]mister-e-account 0 points1 point ago

I can no longer imagine a My Documents folder without this.

[–]tasty_science 0 points1 point ago

My first thought was Gene Simmons.

[–]Speaking-of-segues -1 points0 points ago

for karma?

[–]mojokabobo 0 points1 point ago

Well GD it, now I have to save this link for easter...

[–]25i-nBOMEr 0 points1 point ago

made me laugh

[–]AmbientAltitude 0 points1 point ago

I picture him to be yelling like ths

[–]fiercepenguin 0 points1 point ago

for karma.

[–]DyslexicMacy 0 points1 point ago

Submit again at Easter for optimal karma.

[–]cantwait12 0 points1 point ago

I was having a horrible day at work and then I saw this. It amused me greatly, thank you.

[–]Zoran3000 0 points1 point ago

It's probably just yawning, I saw my rabbit did that once and it scared the shit out of me.

[–]burntham77 0 points1 point ago

That is a weird place for a picture like that. Were it my computer it would be in "Pictures / Silly."

[–]andersonmanly 0 points1 point ago

Or "Pictures / Pr0nz_Dont_Look_Here"

[–]asksteevs 0 points1 point ago

Saving this for Easter...

[–]yippy_tor 0 points1 point ago

This image just made my night and I have no idea why. Also it is now in my documents folder.

[–]LoverlyRails 1 point2 points ago

I believe you. Once I was surprised to find I had a naked pirate holding a pie in my documents. I'd forgotten all about him. So then I moved him somewhere safe so I wouldn't lose him again.

[–]work_work_work 0 points1 point ago

CTLY!

[–]RevGonzo19 -2 points-1 points ago

Ermahgerd, ERGS!

[–]serosis 0 points1 point ago

Because it is one of those "lol wut?" macros.

Almost always guaranteed for a laugh.

[–]technician9 0 points1 point ago

I looked at it once with a straight face. Then I accidentally opened it again and laughed.

[–]mehatch 0 points1 point ago

I heard this in golbert gottfried's voice (Aflac!!)

[–]andersonmanly 0 points1 point ago

*Gilbert*

[–]mehatch 0 points1 point ago

golbert plz.

[–]TenebrousP 1 point2 points ago

You know how sometimes, when you're in exactly the right mood, just one silly thing can set you off into silly laughter which escalates into loud guffaws, snorts, and streams of tears? I do now.

[–]zlo2 0 points1 point ago

This is the funnies thing I've seen all day and I don't even know why.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]NothingtodohereOGW 0 points1 point ago

Because you have a rabbit fetish?

[–]TedFuckingBeneke 0 points1 point ago

It was then that the Easter Bunny snapped...

[–]doubting_oven 0 points1 point ago

And I have no idea why is everything so funny in the night.

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

Ahhhh. Easter. That time of year when spring is in the air, and you're already thinking of putting up Christmas decorations.

[–]boobsmcgraw 0 points1 point ago

I actually laughed out loud. Like for serious. FOR SERIOUS, YOU GUYS. I lol'd.

[–]CGRW 0 points1 point ago

[–]LuckyEulogy 0 points1 point ago

Laughed wayyy too hard at this

[–]lynny130 1 point2 points ago

I haven't laughed at a picture this hard in a while

[–]troll_face4-ever -1 points0 points ago

Yeah I actually found this on facebook...

But we can say I found this in my documents folder and have no idea how it got there if that's what you're into.

[–]Remy1985 0 points1 point ago

It's ok little guy, Easter baffles me as well.

[–]SedentaryLotus 0 points1 point ago

ERMEHGERD ERGS

[–]Dinosaur_McGinley 0 points1 point ago

SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE! A-AAAAAAAAH

[–]diddy1 0 points1 point ago

4chan spillage detected on aisle reddit lol.

[–]fawker 0 points1 point ago

This will come in handy on Easter.

[–]ISayFuckPants 0 points1 point ago

Great, I just lost it at work. Don't worry everyone, I'm totally being productive...

[–]Bunyardz 1 point2 points ago

Did anyone else red this as "FLASH - AHH AHHHHHHHH" except with eggs instead of flash

[–]YMCAle 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for sharing this amazing piece of art with us.

[–]phrexi 0 points1 point ago

EGGS-STIR-MIN-ATE!

[–]Arefel 0 points1 point ago

Eggcellent.

[–]apierion 1 point2 points ago

And now so do i

[–]Illusi 0 points1 point ago

Because Adobe put it there in its latest update. Right next to your 4 "My Games" folders and all the rest.

[–]subservient 1 point2 points ago

FLASH...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]psychroclasm 0 points1 point ago

Oppan Egg-nam Style!

[–]helloshoe 0 points1 point ago

Nepotist easter bunny!

[–]Kptn_Obv5 -1 points0 points ago

The rabbit just realized how much he has to pay in child care after his one night stand with the chick.

[–]rakust 0 points1 point ago

I read the text in Nick Cage's voice.

[–]ad-star 0 points1 point ago

This makes me so happy. I will go back to it when I need to laugh

[–]Fowler92 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea why but i just laughed so hard at this.

[–]darkharlequin 1 point2 points ago

That is the most metal bunny ever.

[–]fuckgenerationswag 0 points1 point ago

Immigrant Song

[–]Thirsty_Pickle 0 points1 point ago

SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE!

[–]Sileh 0 points1 point ago

It's even more hilarious combined with this!

[–]raginghamster 0 points1 point ago

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Don't ever give up, my son"

"Father?"

[–]syphon3980 -1 points0 points ago

I immediately thought of snooki... wtf

[–]99-LS1-SS -1 points0 points ago

I laughed an unusually long time at that picture. Have an upvote.

[–]drageuth2 0 points1 point ago

Your documents folder is almost as inexplicable as mine

[–]acfman17 0 points1 point ago

Well it was all over 4chan yesterday.

[–]marash1000 0 points1 point ago

ERMAHGERD!! ERGGS!

[–]tossingittoyou 0 points1 point ago

It looks like Gene Simmons. I wish that I could think of a clever rabbit-related play on words name for a rabbit that looks like Gene Simmons. Please pretend that I did so.

[–]ethday 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps from Troll 2? The quote is at 1:19.

[–]kfijatass 0 points1 point ago

Repost, but a hilarious one :)

[–]manaphany 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, rabbits look damn scary mid yawn.

[–]swimmingmunky 0 points1 point ago

Awww yiiiiis

[–]CreepyCarbs 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so hard I cried. I need to get a life.

[–]whiskeymikie 0 points1 point ago

I believe this to be a horse the band reference

[–]invisiblemunky 0 points1 point ago

I heard the Flash Gordon theme replaced with that pictures caption....It's time for bed.

[–]HummingRefridgerator -1 points0 points ago

The title honestly makes this funnier.

[–]AustraliaTranslate -2 points-1 points ago

Here is a version of this image translated into Australian and Brazilian (?)

[–]UndergroundRailroadZ -1 points0 points ago

Possibly relevant. Eggs

[–]timtheinchanter 1 point2 points ago

[–]ANAL_QUEEN -1 points0 points ago

That's exactly how I respond at a restaurant when they bring me breakfast.

[–]M15T15H3N 0 points1 point ago

ERMAHGERD! ERGGS!

[–]donkey_on_the_moon -1 points0 points ago

Oh, you. You so crazy and random. Who does that? I mean who puts that picture in a documents folder, it doesn't belong there silly goose. That's just to much, you're so random and unpredictable I just can't keep up with you. You're just to much to handle, what will we ever do with you.

[–]jbee8 2 points3 points ago

Takes a lot to make me actually laugh out loud, but this did it

[–]JacksArrow -2 points-1 points ago

Quite literally lol'd.

[–]peace_off -2 points-1 points ago

Go home Easterbunny. You're drunk.

[–]ubomw -1 points0 points ago

Rabbits, rabbits, it must be rabbits!

...or maybe midgets.

I know I should go with Monty Python's. Why not both?

[–]ayriana 5 points6 points ago

Bunnies. Not rabbits, it must be bunnies.

[–]absurdlyobfuscated 1 point2 points ago

♪♫

\m/

[–]Augrin 0 points1 point ago

what?

[–]ubomw 0 points1 point ago

First was a Buffy reference. If you don't get the Monty Python's reference, it's your loss.

[–]DrMcQueeny -3 points-2 points ago

ERMHAGERD! ERGS!

[–]SilentHorizon 0 points1 point ago

[–]JohnGM 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea why I read that in Kevin Meaney's voice...

[–]matthewalan8 -2 points-1 points ago

|I have no idea why i had this in my documents folder made this on quickmeme and needed an excuse to post to /r/funny

[–]LayointoLol -5 points-4 points ago

Take my upvote.

[–]Reconical[S] -2 points-1 points ago

a big thanks to you guys who broke 5,000 6,000 karma for me! :D

[–]andersonmanly 0 points1 point ago

Awesome...now with all that Karma, plus $1, you can get a cup of coffee at McDonalds!

[–]Reconical[S] 0 points1 point ago

:D

[–]IsNoyLupus -5 points-4 points ago

Shit, that's hypnotic.