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[–]theytook-r-jobs 146 points147 points ago

What the fuck is he wearing?

[–]lAmShocked 386 points387 points ago

I think they are called a polo poncho.

Edit: Holy hell that's a real thing

[–]norain91 244 points245 points ago

Your user name makes the edit a hundred times better.

[–]boardmonkey 32 points33 points ago

But then you notice that it's not an edit. Bwah ha ha.

[–]caboose4321 33 points34 points ago

You have a few minutes to edit without getting the asterisk. He probably googled it immediately after posting.

[–]burf 15 points16 points ago

Ninja edit, no?

[–]PoisonMind 38 points39 points ago

Goes well with the urban sombrero.

[–]the_wonder_llama 2 points3 points ago

I have never laughed so hard at any comment

[–]leftylugnutz 13 points14 points ago

Looks like a drug rug to me

[–]breaking_jackpots 324 points325 points ago

Ah, this must've been taken during SweatFest 2005.

[–]red321red321 259 points260 points ago

Nothin like junior high dances and all of the awkward as fuck shit that goes with it.

Classic memoriezzzzz

[–]dumb_jellyfish 90 points91 points ago

Hot-as-hell day, no AC in the gym, just large, noisy fans mounted to the upper walls.

[–]TheWhiteObama 33 points34 points ago

the upper walls? You mean the ceiling?

[–]Bladelink 38 points39 points ago

No, that's the ceiling wall.

[–]Travis_T_OJustice 16 points17 points ago

I think you'll find it's called the horizontal top wall joining wall. or HTPWJW.

[–]Digipete 53 points54 points ago

And here in the states you have the added horror of large, noisy teens mounting themselves.

[–]Captain_Kuhl 47 points48 points ago

Mounting...themselves?! Must be flexible.

[–]Izdabye 17 points18 points ago

Mounting each other. FTFY.

[–]omfg_the_lings 10 points11 points ago

Just tried to imagine how that would work...just...whut... ಠ_ಠ

[–]annjellicle 11 points12 points ago

Ambiguous pronouns... Grr.

[–]theleftrightnut 3 points4 points ago

Just saying, "themselves" was referring to "teenagers" so it makes sense.

[–]Dystopeuh 6 points7 points ago

One high school dance I went to literally had moisture dripping from the ceiling from all the sweat and body heat.

It was fucking disgusting. Luckily, said dance was actually at the Discovery Science Center (the dance room was a small area where they had lectures or something), so it wasn't a total bust.

[–]crime1221 504 points505 points ago

Vinegar strokes.

[–]yapzilla 134 points135 points ago

I saw into his soul. not good

[–]Timlad 22 points23 points ago

He looks ginger, so I doubt it.

[–]JTDeuce 7 points8 points ago

I see light brown hair.

[–]terranq 7 points8 points ago

Jeannie?

[–]shun-16 33 points34 points ago

Forever uncelaaaaaaaan.

[–]jesticle 26 points27 points ago

Jungle fever. Terminal.

[–]afsdjkll 4 points5 points ago

I woke up with this song in my head this morning for some reason.

[–]jdavis301 497 points498 points ago

[–]SuTaFooDo 63 points64 points ago

That is the most conflicted expression I've ever seen. Wonder, fear, triumph and sexual tension all wrapped in an awkward booty receiving stance. I hope he hit that.

[–]whackojacqo 28 points29 points ago

He's a complete moron if he didn't.

[–]Eluith 36 points37 points ago

Holy shit, I think that's Kevin.

[–]naidiriv 39 points40 points ago

Ahhh, classic Kevin.

[–]MoarKnowledge 6 points7 points ago

[–]kliu12345 6 points7 points ago

She became white?

[–]Christie25 148 points149 points ago

I want a white boyfriend so we can dress up as them for halloween :p

[–]ashgromnies 266 points267 points ago

Sup

[–]tlk6357 222 points223 points ago

[–]Twitchety 29 points30 points ago

I'm not sure why I find this gif as adorable as I do.

[–]TheRanchoChupacabraj 7 points8 points ago

Because he's Adam "The Main Event" Demamp.

[–]bunnyguts 7 points8 points ago

Oh my

[–]laserbeanz 4 points5 points ago

Ladyboners over here

[–]Unikraken 2 points3 points ago

Oh gawd. I think I might be gay now.

[–]CatalystParadox 3 points4 points ago

That happens. Robert Downey Junior should not be used lightly, as he can have unpredictable effects.

[–]Unikraken 2 points3 points ago

I just wasn't prepared. What am I going to tell my wife?!

[–]I_am_a_white_guy_AMA 58 points59 points ago

Sup girl

[–]jbadsm 3 points4 points ago

How many whites do you possess?

[–]dontthoreaumeaway 16 points17 points ago

Nice to meet you.

[–]Hoooooooar 21 points22 points ago

I am destined to marry a black girl. I don't want to, but its going to happen.

[–]hailqueenala 83 points84 points ago

sup.

[–]83alx 26 points27 points ago

I like cats, Frank Ocean, and the Green Bay Packers. What day is good for you?

[–]CryoGuy 17 points18 points ago

Sup.

[–]mulvahlok 3 points4 points ago

I'm a white guy. Can I has married?

[–]Too_many_pets 6 points7 points ago

I love this stealth "sup."

[–]Ryuklovesapples 10 points11 points ago

My first three sexual partners happen to be black, this has lead to my slightly racist friends calling me turkey and the plantation owner. Yes, I get bantered for having sex.

[–]Ikimasen 17 points18 points ago

Notice "happen," not "happened." This guy is currently having sex with three black people.

[–]Badonkers 15 points16 points ago

Well if he had said "happened to be" that would imply that they are no longer black.

[–]beeswaxcake 2 points3 points ago

How do you figure?

[–]Abandcalledmetallica 3 points4 points ago

Howdy

[–]Synssins 1 point2 points ago

[–]Kanye_Westicles 27 points28 points ago

but does he still love technology?

[–]Yep_its_A 28 points29 points ago

always and forverrrrrr

[–]thump3r 7 points8 points ago

Always and forever.

[–]smackdaddit 25 points26 points ago

I just think it's really cool that they love each other, even though he's white and shes black. Because It shouldn't matter when love is involved, it's like that movie, Interracial Hole-stretchers 2. She was white, and they were black. But it didn't matter in the end. Because they were in love.

[–]thediscobison 388 points389 points ago

I remember my first dance. It was junior high, and after the initial "boys on one side girls on the other" stare down, it turned into a giant dry hump fest. I got to grind up on girls I'd been drooling over all year.
It was the day my life truly began.

[–]Scrauz 165 points166 points ago

And it was all down hill from that day...

[–]thediscobison 68 points69 points ago

It's had it's ups and downs, but that was one of the "ups."

[–]nightfoxX 52 points53 points ago

If you know what he's saying...

[–]W_ChurchillsSkeleton 25 points26 points ago

What is he saying?

[–]FunkyDuncan 68 points69 points ago

Erection. Got one

[–]W_ChurchillsSkeleton 25 points26 points ago

I had two once....once

[–]red321red321 74 points75 points ago

The day the cooties died.

[–]thediscobison 52 points53 points ago

"Cooties" were mercilessly beaten to death by "raging hormones."

[–]NoReasonToBeBored 3 points4 points ago

It's like a combination of the games Life and Clue.

[–]VoiceOfInternet_haha 39 points40 points ago

I read this to the tune of American Pie.

[–]steezdoug 14 points15 points ago

And we were singin bye bye irrational fear of girls,

Pants feel heavy, cause I'm sweaty, got my head goin in swirls.

[–]VoiceOfInternet_haha 3 points4 points ago

[–]electricpotatochip 13 points14 points ago

Yeah I remember the first time I danced with a girl was in the 6th grade at one of these school "activity nights" and it was with the girl I had a crush on all year. Best night ever. But then when I asked her the next day if we could "hang out more or whatever", I found out she had a boyfriend who was in high school and he ended up getting her pregnant later that school year. She dropped out and I never saw her again. :/

[–]ynwa1892 9 points10 points ago

10/10 Would read again.

[–]DatPoliteness 27 points28 points ago

This never happened to me, then again I never went to dances until Senior Prom because they were for cool kids.

[–]Frankeh 20 points21 points ago

it turned into a giant dry hump fest.

Wut. How old are you because I'm 24 and when I was at school discos as we used to call them literally nothing would happen. It'd remain boys on one side, girls on the other.

[–]FunkyDuncan 78 points79 points ago

You're 24 and had 'discos'? I'm 23 and somehow didn't grow up in the 70's like you. Weird.

[–]octorod 30 points31 points ago

my guess: he is European, they still say disco there.

[–]Cyanr 4 points5 points ago

I'm a 21 year old European and unless this completely changed in three years, we've never called it discos where I live.

[–]herimitho 3 points4 points ago

When I was 10-ish in the 90s we used to arrange what we called "discos" with stupid-ass lights, music that would be on Absolute Music 12, punch and absolute no dancing what so ever.

Edit: In Norway.

[–]thediscobison 12 points13 points ago

I am 30, but I am not sure how that relates to anything.

[–]danny_ 8 points9 points ago

My high school had hump fests too. The "dancing" we did was called grinding.

One dance, I grind'd with two girls at once-- I basically stood there in a semi-squat position with two girls straddling my upper thighs. I would sway back in forth to the music while they dry humped my leg.

[–]LP700-4 4 points5 points ago

It's almost cringe worthy for me now. In middle school all the girls were doing their shitty dancing, and I awkwardly fade in and rub my crotch against their leg like a horny dog. Oh God.

[–]damnBcanilive 209 points210 points ago

I remember my first dirty dance. Fell in love with that girl. She has a baby now and works at McDonalds. Shitty.

[–]gangy86 228 points229 points ago

Don't forget to pay your child support

[–]damnBcanilive 65 points66 points ago

Woah bro. I don't have any babies.

[–]Danny_Bomber 149 points150 points ago

You're raising another man's baby? Sheesh thats rough.

[–]Squeakopotamus 123 points124 points ago

18 years. 18 years, and on her 18th birthday found out it wasn't his.

[–]discunected 64 points65 points ago

Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digga

[–]thebballer25 45 points46 points ago

But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas

[–]damonkat26 28 points29 points ago

Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digga

[–]RichardoC 26 points27 points ago

But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas

[–]damonkat26 23 points24 points ago

Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digga

[–]steady_riot 13 points14 points ago

Not that you know about.

[–]damnBcanilive 7 points8 points ago

Dude don't scare me like that.

[–]OscarMayer176 11 points12 points ago

Daddy?

[–]damnBcanilive 7 points8 points ago

FUCK!

[–]TotallyTugBoat 12 points13 points ago

We had a dirty dance, and I had the opportunity to grind on a really grungy girl who was a year older than me. I was too much of a coward to accept her invitation. She's one of those bikini models for race cars now. If I could start over, it would be at that moment. I'd grind all up on dat.

[–]Brunous 83 points84 points ago

Dopamine. Dopamine everywhere.

[–]ItsPrisonTime 2 points3 points ago

Yadda-da-mean? Dopa-pamine.

[–]johnfoof 95 points96 points ago

i think this picture came with the internet

[–]TheIrishToker 105 points106 points ago

I think he just came in his pants.

[–]Bureda 48 points49 points ago

Little man got game. Big booty bitches! BadonkadonkHunter40000 should be his internet name.

[–]bareju 9 points10 points ago

BadonkadonkHunter1998

FTFY

[–]Phillies9Phinest 8 points9 points ago

I lost it. I just flat out lost it...

[–]Georgeburt 107 points108 points ago

Kids, go home, you're not drunk.

[–]screwed124816 19 points20 points ago

That awkward age where all the girls are taller than the guys.

[–]Ian1732 17 points18 points ago

b-back that ass up.

[–]wanderso24 138 points139 points ago

I bet his name is Kevin.

[–]themoplainslife 70 points71 points ago

Classic Kevin...

[–]watershot 15 points16 points ago

LOL THIS JOKE AGAIN I LAFF EVRY TIM LOL

[–]chiniwini 3 points4 points ago

source?

[–]cubistpanther 23 points24 points ago

Oh my God, we forgot Kevin!

[–]wachet 3 points4 points ago

Kevin's not here... Kevin's not here... Kevin's not here...

KEVIN

[–]blacksteyraug 3 points4 points ago

Not again...

[–]bumblebeesscareme 27 points28 points ago

Goddamnit Kevin.

[–]BenThrew 16 points17 points ago

As a guy named Kevin...

... goddammit.

[–]kvnandrsn 3 points4 points ago

Seconded.

[–]prakashweekend 7 points8 points ago

Is your name Kevin Anderson?!

[–]sickoldman123 4 points5 points ago

We need to talk about Kevin...

[–]migraine_boy 16 points17 points ago

I remember being in school many a year ago. In English class we had individual tables where groups of students would all face one another, and one day the girls on the table decided to play "nervous" - where they'd gradually move their hands or feet up the inside of your legs until you got too nervous and said... yea, you guessed it... "nervous!".

Well, the teacher noticed our group laughing and asked one of the boys to "come to the front and show her what's so funny". He refused for a while and kept saying "I can't!". Then when he finally stood up, had a rock on sticking straight forward in his trousers exactly like that scene in Anchorman. Everyone, and I mean everyone in the class saw it when he was walking and burst out laughing (Okay, maybe not the teacher).

I can't even imagine how awkward it was for him but that is one of my funniest teenage memories, for sure.

[–]nommytorton 14 points15 points ago

That kid is living the dream.

[–]Cthulhuwaitsdreaming 13 points14 points ago

If you look closely, you can see him losing his innocence.

[–]CubanMissileCrisis 12 points13 points ago

Why is he so sweaty?!

[–]q-base6 85 points86 points ago

He has a higher then normal temperature so his body is causing a decrease in core temperature through evaporative cooling at the skin surface.

[–]octorod 9 points10 points ago

Probably has a high temperature from that jungle fever!

[–]Kyle197 3 points4 points ago

Have you ever been to a school dance? They are hot, to say the least.

[–]LP700-4 2 points3 points ago

What about the temperature though?

[–]Kyle197 2 points3 points ago

Quite hot too.

[–]empire_strikes_back 22 points23 points ago

Dat moment is 06.19.2005 22:27

[–]an0nym1ty 28 points29 points ago

where the hell did you get a photo like this from OP

[–]mayonaisecrusade 61 points62 points ago

OP's Myspace account

[–]thediscobison 25 points26 points ago

Shady parts of the internet.

[–]Ian1732 40 points41 points ago

[–]dumb_jellyfish 16 points17 points ago

There was a guy at work that reminded me of Casey Tatum because his face was always red and his hair looked sweaty or maybe he had gel in it.

He recently died from injuries he sustained in an automotive accident. Well, I guess he also has that in common with Casey Tatum now.

[–]spacemonkey29 3 points4 points ago

Wow, that was amazing.

[–]BaRahChaChaCha[S] 3 points4 points ago

i laughed so hard i cried..thank you

[–]afdlips 5 points6 points ago

If you liked this, you will probably like Tim and Eric's Awesome Show, Great Job! You've passed the Casey test. The rest should be a breeze.

[–]boss33 9 points10 points ago

I think the guy behind him is trying to do the same thing.

[–]Gobbledygoo 7 points8 points ago

Haha, he's got a little more leverage on his grind.

[–]gr3nade 9 points10 points ago

Wow, it looks like this kid legitimately jizzed in his pants.

[–]Mrtibbz 26 points27 points ago

Cum in ze pantaloons

[–]may_be_indecisive 7 points8 points ago

At what kind of dance does everyone wear cargo shorts, t-shirts, and sweatshirts?

[–]stufff 13 points14 points ago

Middle school birthday party?

[–]Dracius 5 points6 points ago

Reverse duck face?

[–]OG_Willikers 5 points6 points ago

He's almost there. A couple more strokes oughta do it.

[–]rileyhemp 4 points5 points ago

First time I ever did the 'grind dance' it was with a black girl. Freshman year of highschool. Awkward boner level 999

[–]arcadiegirl 4 points5 points ago

Ah, the grind dance. The first time I ever saw this kind of dancing was at a party in seventh grade, and the two popular kids grinded to Who Let the Dogs Out while everyone watched. Looking back, that's actually pretty weird.

[–]dark_nv 21 points22 points ago

he jizzed in his pants!!!!

[–]epoxy_proxy 10 points11 points ago

he's very sensitive.

[–]CodedChaos 7 points8 points ago

Some would say it's a plus.

[–]DinoCasino 8 points9 points ago

Is that amanda bynes?

[–]j_bolton 2 points3 points ago

Brazzers, interracial

[–]kazjol69 7 points8 points ago

It was his first orgasm and his first black girl, he was never the same after that

[–]straydog327 6 points7 points ago

[–]griffith12 5 points6 points ago

Sexual Chocolate!

[–]FlaccidExplosion 5 points6 points ago

He has gone black...we've lost him forever.

[–]Sidearm22 7 points8 points ago

He can't handle all that chocolate

[–]guatemalianrhino 3 points4 points ago

Dat weirdly cut shirt that makes this tiny man look a little less like a skeleton. It's magic.

[–]Robsalberghi 2 points3 points ago

Its fun to watch a younger me jiz in his pants

[–]NoFaQ 3 points4 points ago

One time at band camp....

[–]mrleeho 3 points4 points ago

If you look closely you can clearly see his vinegar strokes

[–]Dunge 3 points4 points ago

Kids todays are living in paradise, why wasn't sexuality as accepted when I was young :(

[–]MagnusT 25 points26 points ago

It was. You were just a nerd.

[–]PabbleDabble 2 points3 points ago

Snap.

[–]givesnoshits 5 points6 points ago

Someone's got jungle fever.

[–]interix 3 points4 points ago

dat jailbait..

[–]Balthanos 3 points4 points ago

Don't get it.

[–]guydudeman 12 points13 points ago

Dat moment when you dance dirty with a giant black woman for the first time.

[–]Deslyn 9 points10 points ago

She's not giant or even large. That boy's lucky to be pushing 5'2"

[–]guydudeman 0 points1 point ago

She's bigger than he is!

[–]BaRahChaChaCha[S] 59 points60 points ago

Once you go black,....you turn into a sweaty, 12year old boy.

[–]zangor 19 points20 points ago

The transformation is instant.

[–]RoadToSerfdom 0 points1 point ago

Looking for the grind. Got the bump.

[–]Sthr33 0 points1 point ago

I don't think he was ready...for that jelly.

[–]mightbdextersbrother 0 points1 point ago

I can see into his soul!

[–]JuanTac0 0 points1 point ago

Dat kid in the back --> It's Krispy Kreme! Probably just shooting his next video.

[–]hodgerton 0 points1 point ago

Everyone in this photo is now legally eligible to star in pornography.

[–]marcoferraris 1 point2 points ago

good for him.

[–]floppybunny26 1 point2 points ago

*splooge

[–]theysayirock 0 points1 point ago

This picture immediately made me think about Road Trip

[–]Phillies9Phinest 1 point2 points ago

When I saw this picture, I didn't laugh. No, instead "The End Of The Innocence" by Don Henley starting playing faintly off in the distance and I began to day dream...

[–]ChristianK858 1 point2 points ago

I can see all the way into his soul

[–]Lvl100speech 0 points1 point ago

His shirt is HUGE!!!

[–]throw4 0 points1 point ago

did he came?

[–]WuddaEff 0 points1 point ago

I wonder where he is now...

[–]Maezren -1 points0 points ago

...when you realize they're all kids and it's a fuckin' school night!

[–]Sengura 1 point2 points ago

He's about to bust a nut in dat butt.