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[–]scrovak 82 points83 points ago

This is a reddit sport if I've ever seen one.

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[–]brichard94 4 points5 points ago

Que?

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[–]brichard94 4 points5 points ago

En español, por favor.

And in response to your use of Portugese...ahem...

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

[–]bpmn 22 points23 points ago

See kids this is basically how your Nintendo Wii works on the inside.

[–]TotallyKafkaesque -4 points-3 points ago

My kitty DIED?!

[–]SquareTurtles 19 points20 points ago

Now I know what I'm doing tonight!

[–]February30th 51 points52 points ago

Masturbating?

[–]_Indeed 18 points19 points ago

To cats no less.

[–]lethargicwalrus 6 points7 points ago

That was a given.

[–]SquareTurtles 3 points4 points ago

To cat-bowling of course...

[–]Fagel88 0 points1 point ago

Reposting?

[–]RockyFromTheMountain 9 points10 points ago

If only cats had ABS braking this tragedy wouldn't have happened.

[–]Psirocking 6 points7 points ago

[–]RockyFromTheMountain 2 points3 points ago

See how the one on the left was able to steer?!

[–]WeaponsGradeHumanity 7 points8 points ago

I clapped my hands in glee!

[–]kaiyotic 4 points5 points ago

which episode? and why would you even wanne be on there?

[–]WeaponsGradeHumanity 1 point2 points ago

lol, to meet Diana Agron of course.

[–]kaiyotic 0 points1 point ago

mehh not my type, too much blonde.

[–]WeaponsGradeHumanity 1 point2 points ago

You could dye her hair brown and she'd still have a pretty face.

[–]kaiyotic 0 points1 point ago

maybe. I'm really bad at imagining things like that. Guess I never got over my Lara Croft crush.

[–]SucksAtFormatting 2 points3 points ago

Something like this?

[–]WeaponsGradeHumanity 1 point2 points ago

Yes! Except I'm not jewish.

[–]reddit111987 6 points7 points ago

I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line, that's a foul.

[–]PolyphonicFoxes 2 points3 points ago

MARK IT A ZERO. You think I'm fucking around here? MARK IT ZERO.

[–]adrianberg 6 points7 points ago

I can't stop laughing at this

[–]Storm301 8 points9 points ago

omg, cat bowling! I love it!

[–]Chrisrophwe 6 points7 points ago

kill me

[–]orost 4 points5 points ago

Just in case... you shouldn't use a green laser for that. They're strong enough to have a chance of damaging eyes.

[–]Znuff 1 point2 points ago

Oh, so that's why my cat doesn't like my green pointer? ;-/

[–]Szoro -2 points-1 points ago

It definitely shouldn't be green. Go see a doctor immediately

[–]SammySosa000 0 points1 point ago

Ally Cat Strike!

[–]Jumile 0 points1 point ago

GENIUS! Today, you win the internets

[–]mark4669 0 points1 point ago

The real question is how many times will the cat do this before he catches on?

[–]Igotshameonme 4 points5 points ago

I don't have a cat... But I might get one just to do this. The possablitys are endless.

[–]cdea[S] 29 points30 points ago

[–]lethargicwalrus 1 point2 points ago

Cat slavery is a real human rights issue.

[–]davesfakeaccount 3 points4 points ago

Um... wouldn't that be a cat rights issue?

[–]lethargicwalrus 2 points3 points ago

Nope, it's an inalienable human rights issue for cats to have human slaves.

[–]macpatrik 3 points4 points ago

It depends on the abilitys of the cat though.

[–]V1bration 1 point2 points ago

The number of times this has been reposted and upvoted is more than the number of stars in our universe.

[–]powerchicken -1 points0 points ago

That's what downvotes are for. You downvote reposts and stop complaining about it. reddiquette

[–]dirtydave71 2 points3 points ago

.. aaand I just found the video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFztjgfDWDA

[–]MetallicSquid 0 points1 point ago

Well, looks like I'll be bowling a 300 for the first time this weekend..

[–]StefanoIsABeast -1 points0 points ago

Anyone know the video that this comes from?

[–]jcrockerman -1 points0 points ago

That's a good use for medicinal marijuana containers.

[–]CamWin 0 points1 point ago

New Olympic sport: Synchronized cat bowling.

[–]DmcDT -1 points0 points ago

OP has no idea how many cats he has potentially killed

[–]notsonerdy -1 points0 points ago

trolling. <br> cat <br> gif<bf> .. certified redditor

[–]Dahappychap 1 point2 points ago

X-post from /r/2009

[–]kontraband421 -1 points0 points ago

You set up those cups before hand! /r/karmaconspiracy.

Of course it was a joke.

[–]dawnonyou -1 points0 points ago

Alright, I admit it. Cats are funny. -the dog lover

[–]skeletonjack98 1 point2 points ago

The amount if times I've seen this is higher than this guys upvotes.

[–]FutileCatDownvote -1 points0 points ago

I dislike this.

[–]adillyo 0 points1 point ago

That is good stuff!

[–]harrydean99 0 points1 point ago

Kittle skittles

[–]Ahmaykmewsik 1 point2 points ago

Imagine this being the start of a domino chain reaction.

[–]dirtydave71 -1 points0 points ago

This is the funniest thing I've seen all week!

Although the parody Klingon Style is a close second.

[–]khorne55 1 point2 points ago

This is so damn old. :|

[–]savogensis 0 points1 point ago

ooooooooooooooooooooooold!